whats your pick?
I turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>71019792
Fuck Wig
Marry McKinnon
Rape McCarthy
>>71019820
ok but lets pretend you have to choose
>>71019792
Can you please delete your post and redo it without the "rape".
Consider me triggered, friend.
>>71019792
>Fuck, Marry, Rape, Kill
kill
>>71019820
Meme or not, this is retarded.
Fuck Wiig
Marry McKinnon
Kill ape
why do they all look so tumblrish?
that said, only 1 is worth something
>>71021072
kek, i bet you thought about it for 2 minutes before realising.
get some bants you fat tub of shit
>>71019792
>>71019792
Fuck myself
Marry none
Kill myself
Fuck Wiig because she was hot as young Lucille in AD.
Rape McKinnon because there's no way that girl's having consentual sex with a man. Although marriage would be a strong possibility too since she would regularly cuck me with other women.
Marry Jones because she's actually pretty based personality wise and hates tumblrshit. And I wouldn't care if she cucked me with other black men.
And for the love of all that is holy, kill McCarthy so I never have to sit through another one of her Adam Sandler-tier comedies again.
>>71021349
>Marry Jones
What would your father say, anon? I'm not even him and I'm ashamed of your life choices.
>>71019792
Kill them all and fuck Paul Feig.
>>71019792
fuck this is hard...cause i could put them all in a barrel of acid...
I rape them all. My penis shows no mercy.
>>71019792
I'd fuck Wiig, she's hot, would love to have hot consensual sex with her. Marry McKinnon because she's a qt and I love her personality. Would make love to her in the missionary position the sole purpose of procreation everyday. Wouldn't even mind if she wanted to peg me. I'd rape McCarthy because I kinda hate her and I'd love to see her suffer with my cock inside her. As for Jones, I'd dump her in the middle of a jungle and hunt her with a sniper rifle.
Fuck wiig, kill ape, marry fatty, rape dyke. I only say marry fatty because I believe she has the highest earnings of the bunch and one could get a nice payout.
>>71019792
Kill them all, John.
okay i'm gonna kill 1, 2, 3, then rape, then rape, then rape again, then rape again 4 afterward cut her into tiny pieces than put her into a barrel of acid to break down her bones for easy disposal
>>71019792
In this order:
Kill, kill it with fire, kill and maybe rape.
>>71019792
Id fuck 1
>>71019792
Fuck the fattie because she obviously needs it.
Rape the lesbian, because that apparently cures them of degenerate homosexuality. I'd be doing her a great favour.
Kill the Negress of course.
Marry No tits, because I think she has self esteem issues that I can exploit for maximum gain over a long period of time.
>>71019792
objective answer
marry blonde
fuck fat chick
rape nigger
kill 1
>>71021925
>sticking your peepee inside a nigger
>>71021985
>not wanting to tame a beast
>>71022007
>wanting to get AIDS
Kill the nigger, rape the hambeast, out of the two fuckable ones I marry the one with the more passable personality. I don't follow celebrities but I'm gonna assume it's 1.
Fuck, kill, marry, rape
fuck 1
rape 4
kill myself
>>71019792
Sure I saw a pic of Wiig and she had a terrible body. Rape
McCarthy would probably be good fun in bed despite being a bit fat, from what I can tell is probably a reasonably nice person to spend time with. Marry
Kate is pretty sexy but looks like a cunt. Fuck
Kill the other one.
rape mckinnon
marry mccarthy
fuck wiig
kill jones
Only correct answer
You guys are obsessed with this Ghostbusters shit.
making a movie with gurl protagonists is one thing, but why did they go out of the way to get such ugly actresses?
surefire way to make negative profit
>>71021240
this is the only answer
>>71022417
DUDE
Marry Wiig. Top tier waifu. Funny and cute.
Fuck McKinnon. Yeah I know shes a lesbo but this is fantasy land so whatever.
Rape McCarthy. Nothing personnel lady.
Kill Jones. So poor Colin Jost stops suffering.
marry 1, kill 2, rape 3 and fuck 4
Marry Wiig
Fuck glasses girl
Rape McCarthy
Kill the ape
throw of a building
shoot
stab
burn alive
kill myself
>>71019792
Fuck 4 because why not.
Marry 2 because black woman dont fuck around.
Rape 1 cause she looks obnoxious.
Kill 3 so you can enjoy better movies.
>>71019792
KILL. KILL. KIIII-ILL, KILLKILLKILLKILL. KILL
>>71019792
Fuck, Marry, Kill, rape
1.) Obviously most attractive.
2.) She's horrendously ugly. She has to be one down-to-earth, hardcore bitch if she can wake up looking like that every day and not climb a clocktower with a rifle or blow her brains out. I can respect and appreciate that. A woman, with a realistic world view and opinion of herself? Priceless.
3.) Reminds me of my ex. Fuck that bitch.
4.) QTPIE. Until she opens her mouth. Stuff something in it!
>>71019792
Don't know these women's names aside from Fats McGee
>rape 1 (Kristin wig?) but as non violent as possible
>brutally murder 2 with a crow bar
>fuck Fats McGee hard and disgustingly
>marry 4
>>71019792
>one gun
>only three bullets
Who do you shoot?
>>71023399
why dont you just swap 1 and 3?
>>71023450
2,3, myself in that order
>>71019792
Become gay
>>71023489
Do you know the force that would be required to pry open Fats McGee's thighs? I'm not the incredible hulk dude. Its consensual or nothing with her. You stick it in her mouth and her muscle memory will think it's a corn dog; sure she could deep throat it only to bite it off and swallow instantaneously
>>71023909
I'd personally take the risk.
>>71019878
literally only right answer
>>71019792
Fuck McKinnon
Marry Wig
Rape Fattie
Kill Pogo
>>71019820
Found Rolfe.
>>71019792
Fuck the skinny redhead
Kill the nigger whore naturally
Rape the fat one with the glasses but only after several months of abstinence.
And Marry the fake tough blonde on the right.
>>71021925
>rape nigger
fuck off back the fields you stinking yard ape
>>71024476
>skinny
Is that consideres skinny in America?
Watch the movie
Fuck myself over
Rape my brain
Kill myself
>>71022689
>Marry 2 because black woman dont fuck around.
You are this stupid
>>71024606
She is skinny, faggot.
>>71024606
Worst yet she's as masculine as your average Euro.
>>71024640
Yes, in the states that is considered skinny. Why so insecure amerifat?
>>71019792
Fuck this movie.
Kill myself tbqh fampai
>>71022689
>Marry 2 because black woman dont fuck around.
>>71019792
McKinnon is a dyke. Fucking her and marring her won't be satisfying.
>>71019792
Kill myself
>>71024933
She just uses that as a cover so she doesn't have to date desperate comedy writers. She's as straight as an arrow IRL.
Kill myself
>>71024722
I'm not american, but she's still skinny everywhere else, unless you leave in Africa, my friend.
>>71024631
Depends on how ghetto she is though.
If she's sick of black men and urban culture bullshit she's probably better dating/waifu material than your average entitled white bitch.
>it's a I fall in love with a lesbian again episode
>>71024722
>>71024606
Fuck off you Somali cunt. Go back to Sweden you filthy nigger.
>>71019792
kill, kill, kill, kill
>>71025679
Nice attempt at shoe horning your jungle bunnies to white men for gene pool increase faggot
>>71025805
Nah.
I'm snow-white.
Average western white women are horrendous. Non-ghetto black women are the only alternative unless you're into Asians and/or move to Europe.
>>71025888
>Niggers claiming or wanting to be white
Looking at your filthy sub-human race, I can see why.
>>71025741
DAMN YOU JUNO!!! And then again with xmen 3. And then stab me one last time in the heart with super.
>>71019792
Rape them all, kill myself.
>>71021031
Underrated post
>>71019792
Fuck McKinnon
Marry Wig
Rape McCarthy
Kill Jones
>>71024933
>McKinnon is a dyke. Fucking her and marring her won't be satisfying.
Raping a dyke would be the best thing ever, though.
>>7102593
kek. how do people think like this? Cherry picking the post to the max!
>>71019792
Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill
The last one is myself.
>>71019792
>Kill
>Kill
>Kill
>Rap
>>71019792
1. fuck
2. kill
3. rape (i'd selectively just face fuck her, because i find fat faces attractive but fat bodies gross for some weird reason)
4. marry
>>71028519
Mah nigga
Fuck 4, Marry 1, Rape 2, Kill 3
>>71019792
Marry
Kill
Kill
Fuck
>>71028919
>Rape 2
Wiig is literally the only one I have any interest in as a human being and id still need to slap her for being stupid enough to do this movie
>>71029428
It's either raping an ape or a whale.
>>71019792
Fuck 2
Marry 1
Rape 3
Kill 4
