>it's a fan film
>>71017170
> It's a "Chekov runs himself over with his own fucking car" episode
>>71017708
>If I ever get your stinky mug in my line of sight, I swear to Chekov, I'll cock your clock off.
WDHMBT?
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
Yes, well done Picard and Riker, well done.....HOWEVER
>>71017170
The problem I have with the fan films is not that one, possibly TWO, are not "good" by some standard..
It's that, since they aren't canon, or will never be considered canon, I feel like in my OCD head I'm watching a fantasy or some shit. Something that could've happened but didn't (that is if the acting and budget and sets and everything else are capable of immersing me into the production).
So yeah, I tend not to waste my time with them.
Can one of you Photoshop masters make one of these but for Cardassians?
Shoop the faces
>>71017708
Was Chekov a pilot or tactical officer?
I don't remember
>>71020178
Pilot uf nuclear wessel
>>71020178
He was the navigator in TOS, which also covered tactical duties. In the first movie, he was exclusively a tactical officer.
>>71019591
>feels like I'm watching a fantasy or some shit
IT'S REAL!
>it's a TOS S1 navigator freaks out episode
>>71020304one of my favorite episodes desu
>>71020363
>it's a TNG S2 navigator freaks out episode
>>71020406
Why are you phrasing this like it's some grave admission? That episode stands next to Inner Light as the most cliche favorite
>>71020512
I always thought a lot of /tv/ trekkies didn't like it for some reason.
>>71020512
Because of the neo-nazi poster that frequents Trek threads and occasionally spams pasta about jews and blacks.
I mean I assume that might be why he did it.
I'm sure I'm tickling the dragon just by mentioning it.
Will it be kino?
>>71020928
God, I hate Hollywood with every fiber of my being.
>>71020928
>>71021211
bothers me that the spocks don't really match
>Its a good hand
I know that in /trek/ threads NuTrek is verboten but I wonder how much his death will affect ticket sales for this movie.
He was sort of a background player, almost like a meme of a meme character (not saying Chekhov was a meme but he was very one trickish).
I'm sure they'll do whatever to tie the news to the upcoming movie.
>yfw you forget to engage your vessels reaction control thrusters while checking your subspace communiqués
DeepSpAYYceN9N3
>>71022548
>almost like a meme of a meme character
Go back to fucking school and expand your vocabulary. Retard.
>>71018854
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09UK7ogsZtA
>>71024308
>>71024308
>>71024308
I'm literally all of the left ones except for the last one.
>>71024566
nu-chekov was pretty much a meme character with his "le russian accent every v is a w" meme from star trek 4
>>71024308
DS9 is excellent tho
>>71017708
I prayed to God to stop JJ Trek 4, but I never expected my prayers to be answered.
Not like this, God, not like this!
>>71025456
>some side character's death stopping Hollyjewed
hahaha, no
>>71022548
I wonder if we'll get CGI Anton Yelchin like we got CGI Paul Walker.
I wonder if Justin Lin killed them both.
>>71025456
They can Kill Chekov off camera, it's a new continuity.
>>71020032
Do it yourself, useless.
Just finished DS9, starting Voyager. What am I in for?
>>71025907
>>71025907
A psychotronic bar-b-que sure to murder a few unwanted synapses.
>>71025907
Infinite torpedoes, infinite shuttlecraft, infinite holodeck juice, uniforms that are always fresh, floors that are always clean, lights that are always on, rebels that always behave, children being abandoned, andJanewaykillsTuvix.
Have fun.
>>71025907
Entertainment, classic TOS style stories, and much less Cardassian intrigue (but still some).
>>71025907
I found Janeway's brusque, Patton-like mentality to be refreshing at times, in a "Tough Guys Don't Dance" sort of way.
>>71027243
haha fuck.
So is the next NuMovie cancelled?
>>71025907
Voyager questions are just an excuse for Janeway posting.and that's okay
it's over
>tfw I just saw my brother for the first time in a year and he's gone full pleb renouncing DS9 as the best series and getting all over Enterprise's dick
is he too far gone /tv/?
>>71028715
He's going to win a posthumous Oscar and the film is going to gross a billion dollars.
>>71028715
He really wasn't that big of a star but it's fucking everywhere, two of my feeds that are local news have it on the front page.
He was Jewish I thinkand that's okay.
Can we all agree that this wasn't nearly as bad as people say?
>>71028872
It ended when it was starting to get good.
>>71028859
>He was Jewish I thinkand that's okay.
>>71028947
There's no anti-Semitism in the Star Trek future. Leave it at the door pls.
>>71017170
>it's a fan show starring Vic Mignogna
>>71028872
ENT in a nuts-hell.
>Daddy's engine, daddy's boy, said I could do-I mean, BE anything I wanted. SHIT SHIT SHIT why are these aliens so mad? Who are they? I just wanna' water polo with Porthos and awwshucks it up with the crew!?
I didn't ask for this, T'POL THIS WASN'T REAL POST-SCARCITY!
>>71018795
What doth life?
>>71029151
Stop posting my waifu
>>71029289
>LCARS display
>in ENT
>on 23rd century tech
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71029602
That shit isn't LCARS, Geordi.
Friendly reminder....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReOw_2f4lpY
>>71029473
No.
>>71028872
It was GOAT, but I have a feeling you are trying to orchestrate an event here
>>71029409
Are we just fleshy blips in some meaningless stew of cosmic oblivion? Or is it vice re-versa?
>>71026088
>nfinite torpedoes, infinite shuttlecraft, infinite holodeck juice, uniforms that are always fresh, floors that are always clean, lights that are always on
What is fusion reactors and replicators
>>71025907
>"I'm prepared to let my crew die so we don't become thieves and murderers"
>"We only need to be thieves to stay alive because we'll die without food, Kathryn"
>FUCK OFF CHAKOTAY, SMALL POX NANOPROBES WHEN?!
What would you do if you were in Scotty's shoes?
Why did the doctor's publisher, Ardon Broht, have Darth Vader helmets on his desk?
>>71030440
>it's a Doctor annoys/upsets the crew with his holodeck shit episode
>>71030028
>Our supplies are so limited, we have to ration our replicator usage.
>JUST KIDDING
Nice try, Rick.
>>71030440
Even if we pretend that's what those are, what is strange about that?
Star Wars could be their Beowulf, and he is in the field of fiction
I was at the store the other day and saw that there's a Blu-Ray of the Wrath of Khan director's cut. Should I get it?
>>71028872
I like it more than DS9 for the most part, it's too bad the last episode was so god awful it kept a new series from being made for another 20 years
>>71030714
That's like 5 episodes.
And in at least 2, he unecessarily placed the voyager crew at risk which warranted Janeway to consider punishment.
Shit character.
Chakotay is the best VOY character.
>>71031558
The answer to that is yes. If you are in anyway partial to stories involving spacesihp vs spaceship battle and/or like 'Moby Dick' allegories then run don't walk to get it.
>>71021211
Muddafuk
>>71028715
Yo ffuggin me balls
Star rekt
>>71017708
So what's going to happen now?
They gonna recast?
>>71032721
St4r Tr4k will be a TNG reboot.
>>71032760
That would be actually nice.bump
does anyone have the axanar trailer from the last thread, it seems to have been taken down
>>71036250
It looks like it's not going to be a documentary, even though that's what everybody loved about Prelude.
DROPPED
>>71026086
Jeri Ryan...had a hard life
>>71032128
the battle in the nebula at the end is so fucking good
>>71018795
You mean you only got one penii?
>a boy falls in love with a girl
>unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number
>>71032760
I got the new Picard right here
Gary 7 animated series when???
>>71037036
Wrong thread?
HOWEVER, this reminds me of that one Deep Space Nine episode where Bashir fell in love with Dax.
He was unable to confess, but was gifted with a prophet ex machina when he found a strange commbadge. Never minding the unusual configuration, he hailed her on it, and was overjoyed to find out that she had a crush on him as well.
But, the next duty shift, when Bashir recounted the previous day’s confessions to Dax in Ops, she only looked at him with a spotty expression. After some investigation, he found out that the Dax he called was not the same Dax he fell in love with. In fact, she didn’t exist in his universe at all. She was Dax’s mirror universe quantum duplicate, who had fallen in love with Bashir’s own MU self, who too was blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensued as the two struck up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they needed to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chased their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensued as they began to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of PAR'MACH.
>>71037036
dumb frogphone poster
>>71037036Stop posting that because it's already a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
>>71037036
>>>/a/ and fucking stay there.
>>71018854
large, white and made of styrofoam
>>71037202
>A Novel by Judith Reeves-Stevens
>>71037756
>A Novel
And then DS9 is blown up by Sela.
Remember the DS9 episode where they did Inception 11 years before Inception?
>>71022548
He's ded?
>>71037834
remember that DS9 episode where they imply that when people use the holodecks for sex sims it takes their cum and recycles it into the replicators as protein?
>>71037834
RATADINE
IGHOPIEHGWI
GWNOWERGNN
And 20 Mule Team Borax to cure Odo
>>71037940
.....wut
>>71037960
Even 20 years later, DS9's hidden secrets are still being uncovered.
You see,he was speaking in Breen.
>>71038011
its in Heart of Stone
>first 2 seasons of TNG
>Roddenberry controls everything and forbids the writers from experimenting with character conflicts, moral ambiguity, or anything that strays from his perfect vision of the future
>writers and showrunners infamously grow to hate working on the show because they were so restrained
>Roddenberry dies
>the writers begin to take more risks with the show and it gets better
>Michael Piller is brought on to develop DS9, with him and Ira Stephen Behr as showrunners and Ron Moore becomes one of its best and most well-known writers
>fan interest continues into the 90s, and critical praise and award recognition reach all-time highs
Are they the true heroes of Star Trek?
>Walter Koenig still alive
>Anton Yelchin dead
well aint that some shit
>all of these fucking huge clunky grey pre-00s type electronics things all over the place
>all seem inefficiently dedicated to one task, rather than having a bunch of multi-purpose devices spread around the ship (or better yet, simply assigning each crew member their own device to handle everything that these random ass stations do)
>quickly approaching a point in biology where Geordi's problems seem unlikely to be an issue after 400 years of prosperous technological growth
Retro future is always a strange place.
>>71038547
And now he's a skellington.
>>71017170
is that an old pepe? never seen it before
COMFY
>>71038925
>>71038908
One of several ST pepes I have
>>71039018
>>71029602
Best couple.
>>71037036
Oh shit. /a/ is leaking again.
>>71038925
>walking all the way across to pee
fuck this
>>71039048
>nelix
>paris
>traveler
>pedos
Wait what did I miss???
>>71038974
captured sisko nicely
>>71039122
>>71039115
How old is Kes?
How old are you?
>>71037202
>St-Ai-R Trek
>>71039094
I do indeed concurhole-heartedly :(
>>71039208
Wasn't she 6? That's an adult on her planet.
>>71037036
>>71037202
>Keitaiposting on /tv/
Are we exchanging memes now? Two can play this game.
>>71038925
>tfw your bathroom is next another guy's bedroom
Why not putting the bathroom next to my own bedroom?? I don't want to listen some guy taking a shit while I'm trying to sleep.
>>71037202
Is this Trek-Ai or DumbleTrek?
>>71039274
>JANEWAY: Humans go through the same kind of process. It's called puberty.
>KES: But I'm too young. Much too young. It usually happens between the ages of four and five. I'm not even two yet.
Kes was not even two, not even post-pubescent, and certainly not an adult.
>>71039407
>>71039407
STOP ANON YOU'RE TURNING MY WORLD UPSIDE-DOWN
>>71039048
>having sex with your child wife is rape
>>71037036
>>71037202
Back to your containment board!
>>71039377
>DumbleTrek
Yes, yes, well done Starfleet Academy Class of 2258, well done Cadets. All of you certainly deserve a promotion to the rank of Ensign.
HOWEVER
>>71039484
>girl: mods
>guy: keit-ai posters
This is literally /a/ right now.
>>71039153
EDD
ING
TON
Fuck off, dumbleposters and phoneposters. I want to talk about Star Trek.
>>71039436
Yes, well done Picard, well done. You proved your species' worth......HOWEVER
>>71039686
>fan film gets sued for being more kino than official films
Really makes you think.
>>71039578
Can confirm.
>>71020302
>In the first movie, he was exclusively a tactical officer.
Eyn myi fyurst dyty ays tyaktickle oviza, I syay dat I shyld be de von who myakes de shipwyde annoyncements, vor myaximum clayrity, ov courz.
>>71039484
>mods starts banning keit-ai on /a/
>keit-ai shitposters can't do anything about it
>mods have always been banning baneposting on /tv/
>mods can't do anything about baneposting
git gud scrub
>>71039511
>>71039686
>Fuck off, dumbleposters
HOWEVER
Recent events must be taken into account, and I have a few last-minute promotions to award.
To Master James Tiberius Kirk, for being the son of the father who taught us all the true meaning of heroism, Lieutenant (junior grade).
To the Kobayashi Maru programmer anew, for having great untapped potential and a fateful destiny which beckons in your future, Lieutenant (full).
To the student whose actions weren't always prudent, for following your gut instincts and not the chain of command, Lieutenant-Commander.
To the sex king of your dormitory wing, for saving the universe with naught but two proud American fists, Commander.
To the boy who's beastie not in the leastie, for the hundreds of millions of dollars that we shall reap in ticket sales, Captain of the Federation Starship USS Enterprise NCC 1701.
Yes, yes, well done Kirk, well done Kirk.
THE HUMAN ADVENTURE IS JUST BEGINNING
>>71039686
I honestly don't know which one is more forced.
>>71038693
well compare it to a bridge console of a modern day ocean going ship, it doesn't seem so ridiculous to me
>>71037036
>>71037202
August can't get here soon enough!
>>71037036
Keit-ai has derailed another thread yet again.
>>71041188
I'm sure that the thread will survive somehow. Threads often find a way.
>>71041343
ok Jeff
>>71041343
If it finds a way, then it finds a way.
>>71038925
looks like i'll be making a piss bottle collection in my bedroom
>>71041536
The connection game.
Goldblum was in Independence Day
So was Brent Spiner
Brent Spiner was Date in Star Trek TNG
like 'n' share
>>71042094
how is spiner's in the new independence day, didn't his character get choked to death and used as a meat puppet by the ayy in area 51?
>>71042182
What part of "finds a way" do you not understand?
>>71042169
do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>71028872
Season three is literally what Voyager should have been.
>>71043191
>>71032760
im morbidly curious
>>71043191
>>71043250
this makes me ashamed to share a thread with you
I wish this man was in every episode of TNG from Season 3 to Season 7.
Gene Roddenberry: Your thoughts?
guess j.j demoted chekhov to red shirt.too soon
