I work at a movie theater that gets thousands of attendees a day. Ask me anything about what goes on.
>>71015686
Do you think audiences are justified in dumping popcorn on the ground and then sogging it up with blue power aide when they disapprove of a movie as a way to punish the theatre?
I know I always do.
>>71015777
No.
>>71015686
have you ever caught someone jerking it or getting a blowjob
>>71015686
do you see lot of singles? do normies go to movies by themselves sometimes?
>>71015686
I do too, where do you work senpai ?
any secrets we should know of?
>>71015911
I walked into our smallest theater, and it was just one couple in there and they were legit fucking, and I caught eyes with the girl, spun around and walked out. I waited to clean that theater 20 minutes after it actually got out so I wouldn't have to see them. They at least didn't leave any stains or a condom so that was okay.
>>71015983
Yeah, lots of people come by themselves.
>>71015686
Do you ever catch people trying to sneak into the theater without hoods on their falcons?
>>71015686
is it true I can save 5% on my mandated white privilege tax by letting Jamal fuck my wife?
>>71016019
I work at a theater in Kansas.
>>71016104
Some theaters use popcorn from the night before in the morning. I can't really think of anything off the top of my head.
>>71015686
What's the minimum weight on a cinema anvil allowed by the theater to still allow me to buy crab legs and take a shower?
>>71016339
Nicesouth west of France here
>>71016379
Oh nice, how long does it take you to get American films? And how are French films, any good ones?
>le one word answer response OP
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>>71015777
do you think those trips are justified?
>>71016412
I was in the theater hammering a sword out on my anvil and my falcon flew away and then the ushers came in and saw I was breaking the singles policy and forced me to make my gf fuck the designated cinima bull infront of my wife's son, does your theather have similer policys?
>>71016521
I'm only doing it to dumb posts. Go be a baby somewhere else.
>>71016254
sometimes yeah. unfortunately the unhooded ones have to be shot for security purposes.
>>71016308
you'll have to ask the mandatory IR-manager regarding that scenario
>>71016364
minimum anvil weight is at least twice the weight of your falcon and menū of choice combined
>>71016470
It really depends, sometimes a few weeks, sometimes months and in some cases we even get some before you. Like the last Captain America came out in France a few days before the US release IIRC. I don't know why.
About french films, no not so much, 90% is utter shit. It's mostly drama, but not "Frech classic cinema", it's moslty cash grabs with old actors who can't let their career go
How many rooms do you have in the theater ? Mine has 15 and it's pretty fucking big for a french cinema, but in the US they should be bigger on average right ?
>>71016739
Our theater has 16 screens, but they're pretty big. Our largest screen sits 435 people and has a huge balcony. Our smallest two still fits 50 people though, so it ranges for us.
>>71015686
Do the seats and carpet ever get cleaned, as in shampooed? Thousands of asses would make anything filthy
>>71016882
damn the rooms are smaller, I wasn't expecting that
Our biggest is 700 (it's one of the biggest in the country though) and our smallest are around 80. But I live in a 1 milion inhabitiants city so there's that I guess, our theater is pretty much an exeption.
>>71016970
Nah, they vaccuum them every night though.
>>71016995
Yeah, our town does have one million people in it, so we're just an average theater here.
have you ever had to escort someone out of the theater for being too disruptive?
>>71018297
Definitely, they're almost always pre-teens as well. We kick plenty of them out for trying to sneak into R rated movies too. They usually comply and curse under their breath, we'll give then refunds as long as they aren't dickweeds.
