Bane?
Aye.
Bane?
>>71015354
How will /tv/ react when he dies? This board will implode
Bana?
Meme?
HOWEVER
O
W
E
V
E
R
>>71015449
However?
>>71015410
year long sticky
>>71015354
YESH YESH WELL DONE CIA, WELL DONE
BANE??
Yes, yes well done big guy
>HOWEVER
you don't get to bring friends
Bing?
>>71015410
The board will crash with no survivors.
>>71015486
that's a big thread
>Ghettumon Bord Al-Kawlit Ihnn
Who was this man?
>>71015514
HOWEVER?
Barn?
>>71015563
for youand for me and the billions of mourners
>>71015354
>>71015593
Woof?
Bane?
Yes Paveru Hakase, you did a great job, truly remarkable
>HOWEVER
BUAENO
>>71015580
Butt?
>>71015732
>tumblr
cute dog doe
>>71015732
Virginity?
>>71015871
>>71015786
>>71015794
THIS IS A BANE THREAD STOP POSTING THESE STUPID ANIMALS
Kane?
>>71015923
Someone get this hot-headed out of here.
>>71015623
DANE?
>>71015852
Hothead?
TAYNE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWX4GUYGQXQ
"I looked for you on the flight plan." said Bane.
“We were not there,” Ser Maimen answered.
“Woe to the masketta man if we had been,” said Ser Smee.
"I came down to crash the plane," Bane told them.
"Our planes do not crash so easily," said Ser Bill.
“Ser Juan Ovyu is fled to Gotham, with Dr. Pavleer. I thought you might have flown with him.”
“Ser Juan is a good man and true,” said Ser Smee.
“But not of the CIA,” Ser Maimen pointed out. “The CIA does not flee.”
“Then or now,” said Ser Bill. He donned his belt.
“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Maimen.
Bane’s wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow guns in hand. They were seven against three.
“And now it begins,” said Ser Bill Wilson, the Agent of the Morning. He unsheathed Loyalty and held it with both hands. The pistol was pale as milkglass, alive with light.
“No,” Bane said with sadness in his voice. “Now for you.”
What is his superpower?
>>71015607
>>71015732
>>71015794
>>71015871
>tumblrfag hates baneposting
shocker
WHY
THIS T
READ ST
ILL
UPPP
>>71015354
Woah !?
>>71016139
>names show after bane posting
>fave film : bravonolinception
patrician as fuck
>>71016069
Minor reality warping that makes it so that you don't get to bring friends around him. It's why Bane brought his brother with him, family doesn't count as friends.
MEMES
How Baneposting started?
>>71016202
Yes, about half your pictures have tumblr filenames, or did you miss that.
>>71016284
>>71016259
Man, Trump really stands out at the Republican convention.
Darth Wilson
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kgoY9961Pj
>>71016284
When a couple of virgins got excited about another virgin quoting a lame scene in a movie. They call you a hothead when you notice their reddit faggotry.
>>71016446
What would happen if i told you to fuck off to reddit?
>>71016446
raw no fucking filter crooked needle _______
>>71016284
>>71016491
check these
>>71016481
I'm already here. Its called /tv/ now
>>71016577
What a waste of fucking dubs. Will have to compensate with these
>>71016577
>>71016622
stop trying to grab my prize
A HAHAHA HAHA
LE BANE??? xD
ISN'T THIS THE "DANKEST" MEEM FELLOW REDDITORS, :))))))
FOR US, AMIRITE? ? LOLOLOLOL
Fuck off and die baneposting redditors. Sage.
>>71015957
BRISBANE?
>>71016622
WITNESSED
>>71015580
If I pull that off will you die
>>71016622
You are a big guy
>184 posts
>5 IPs
BRAVO BANEPOSTERS
Checkem
>summer arrives
>a new group of newfags arrive that think they can kill baneposting if they just throw a big enough tantrum about it and/or insinuate that baneposters are redditors
like clockwork.
>>71016535
kek I remember this
>>71016799
Chechen
>>71015410
I'll be dead before then
>>71016821
What's Will's son doing with Wilson?
>>71016799
Witnessed
>>71016679
somebody get this hothead outta here
>>71016735
it would be extremely arousing
>William Wilson
>Lenny Leonard
>Carl Carlson
Simpson renaissance when
>>71016850
top wew how old are you?
CIA is about 52 lad
>>71016888
You're a big dub
>>71016888
nice
>>71016942
>52
Hypercrisis is real.
A CIA agent falls in love with a mercenary, the masked man.
Unable to get a confession, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the masked man’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls it in, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the masked man, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the mercenary he called is not the same masked man he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn’t exist in this universe at all. He is the masked man’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the CIA agent’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>71016872
Did it ever occur to you that CIA could be lying about the flight plan?
unreliable narrator. the camera is actually his pov
>>71016820
Sounds like something summer would say to throw off everyone's trail. Nice try, lad, you'll convince em next time.
>>71015410
NO, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
DUBS?
>>71015410
>>71015486
>>71015555
>>71017161
>>71017190
>>71015354
Kawaii CIA?
>>71017190
Tell me about Dorsia, how do I get in?
Some cheeky repeating digits is what this thread needs
>>71017261
Do you own a Menorah?
>>71017288
>reddit grabs our dubs
not fair it's not FAIR THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>>71017288
>88
>88
what did you mean by this?
>>71017230
MEOW?
>>71017388
double eight
every time
>>71017388
OF KORSCH
>>71017388
>>71017360
88 confirmed for CIA
yes, yes, you got yourself caught Bane
HOWEVER
>>71017527
they would have to delete this entire board to enforce that rule now, family
>>71017288
Impressive
hehehe.... meme
>>71017574
is that rule "keep /pol/ in /pol/"?
>>71017654
hehe..... meme
>>71017386
bb pls
>>71017654
hehe... meme
>100+ reply Banethread
Keep it Big Guys
MEME? le hahaha xDxD
Fuck off.
You think dubsh are your ally?
Is that a raincoat?
>>71017824
135 posts
by
44 people
>>71017654
>>71017803
hehe.... meme
FINDS?
>>71017863
Yes yes Paul it's a raincot, great card by the way
HOWEVER
Yes, yes, well done, well done Baneposters!
HOWEVER
>>71017040Stop posting that because it's already a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
ANVIL HOARDER ROON ROON LEGOS TR-8R TELL THAT TO KANJIKLUB *record scratch* * freeze frame* AND FOR THAT REASON I'M OUT I'M CUBAN PETE I'M BUFF ONE STINKY DINKY TWO STINKY DINKY MUH PELTS FIX THIS DAMN DOOR DAY VS NIGHT GIT R DONE LEAVE CAPEKINO TO ME MOTHERFUCKER BIRTHDAY HOWEVER
>>71018014
posting this on r/4chan
>>71017331
What game is this?
>>71018014
we're reaching meme levels that shouldn't be possible
Damn, 4 years and we're still going strong. 4.
>>71018014
this is too stupid for me not to find it funny
>>71017040
>>71017983
A Dumbledore falls in love with another Dumbledore.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex leviosa with the gay wizard's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and yes, yes, well done, he is of course overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well. HOWEVER, after some investigation, he finds out that the old man he called is his alternate universe counterpart that's evil and killed his AU Harry Potter. Sort of like an evil twin.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of each other. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other and question the NATURE of FORCED MEMES.
>>71015354
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>>71018307
wtf I hate baneposters now
Hey CIA I think you got the wrong door, Wreckage Brother's two blocks down
What sort of due process is this?
>>71018307
I'm a #cruzmissile now
>>71018249
The Salt is flowing through your veins, nice and strong. The question is, what's the percentile at?
>>71015354
OP?
>>71015399
>>71015555
>>71015656
>>71015755
>>71016266
>>71016366
>>71016577
>>71016622
>>71016799
>>71016888
>>71017055
>>71017288
>>71017322
>>71017388
>>71017744
>>71018111
>>71018000
>>71017040
wtf I hate baneposting now
>>71017040
DON'T CROSS THE MEMES
>>71018249
are you even trying?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lav3Twxi-MI
>>71016735
It was getting extremely hot in here
>>71018249
Once you cross the meme magic boundary, you're basically unstoppable.
Just look at Trump.
>>71015354
I still don't understand why they had to kidnap Dr. Pavel. Or kill Entha Wreckage. Or how they expect us to believe that about 2 seconds of a blood transfusion would fool even the worst forensics team.
>>71018612
You have a large ass
>>71017040Stop posting Keit-ai because it's already an anime.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
>>71018644
They could totally fool this team.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU
>>71015593
youre a big cow
>>71017040
>>71017040
It's already a meme, so you don't need to post it anymore.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
>>71018717
THIS IS IN REAL TIME
>>71015410
please no, if aiden or tom die it will be site wide mourning
Yes, yes, well done, Mods, well done, Mods,
>HOWEVER
Czech my dubs
>>71017040
FINDS
In 2011 during the filming for 'The Dark Knight Rises' Aidan Gillen (whose role involved playing rookie CIA agent 'Bill Wilson') was playing baseball with co-stars when a small child got hit by the ball and began to bleed and cough, struggling to stay alive. As his co-stars rushed to help, Gillen held out an arm infront of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Josh Stewart (who played the character Barsad in the film) "Fate have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body stopped moving, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, with both hands on his belt, thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the ancient god.
>>71017040
It really is just the same old shit.
Has anyone made a Plane Scene soundboard? Could do with one to deal with my Baneposting cravings 2bh
>>71017040
Shaggy Dramatically Reads Keit-Ai.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s036F7I9tsFP
>>71017040
>>71019056
>>71019099
Keit-ai really is the AU version of Baneposting.
Dr. Pavel
What's with the adversity to Bane/CIA stuff? Is it truly over?
Can someone explain to me why Baneposting has such staying power?
>>71019285
>assmad
>>71019236
it will never be over
time and memes are a flat circle
Bane and CIA are destined to be confront in every timeline
>>71019336
>Bane and CIA are destined to be confront in every timeline
Every timeline?FINDS
>>71019246
here's the real answer.
BANE! DID YAH PUT YAH NAME INTO DA GOBLET OF FIYAH?!
>>71019414
>damage controlling his buttflusteration
BEHOLD! SOMETHING THAT WASN'T MADE FOR THE HUMAN EYE TO SEE, I PRESENT YOU, A RARITY!
>>71017040
If I take off his mask, will I find a way?
I would be very bashful.
You're a pretty guy.
For you.
>>71019464
haha
>>71019464
how did this catch on? did one guy start spamming it or what? it's not even really that funny except to people browse here
>>71015410
>aidan gillen dies in a plane crash
What would happen to /tv?Part of me would die with him
>>71017040
Don't cross the memes. The baneposters were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
>>71019527
watch your mouth bro I'm jacked i could crush your skull with a single squeeze you disgusting pantywaist
>>71019654
Those are big veins
>>71017040
>>71019464
It started with this innocent post.
Then 150 people died.
>>71019654
road rage more like roid rage LOL
>>71019464
Yes, yes, well done, first banepost, well done
HOWEVER
>>71019685
FOR YOU
keitai vs. baneposting
who wins?
>>71019748
Howeverposting.
>>71019739
I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live, you can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your fucking life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out of the front door of that hospital to go home, I'll fucking run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's too fucking late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either...I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitchfaced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.
>>71019654
VEIN?
What's going on here?
>>71015354
>I screencapped this over two fucking years ago
>this shit board is still posting this every fucking day
>this thread has now hit 234 post with 65 retards saying the same fucking thing day in day out for the last four years
why the fuck did /film/ not happen
guys I miss MWAAAHHHposting so much
>>71019530
the first time I saw someone post FOR YOU in spoilers after that scene came out i thought it was brilliant, one of the best "memes". the thing that made it next level was just how inexplicably persistent it was
BANE and CIA are always there being posted by some anon, who knows what the motivations are?
remember that? when 4chan was fun? before memes were even called memes and it was just a fucking bizarro world of humor and weird shit?
now i know every faggot posting BANE CIA or literally anything that is now classified as a meme i know its just some reddit faggot that just discovered all this shit
FOR YOU is god tier but all this fucking faggoty "le meme magic bane cannot be stopped le pontificating like gandalf in the context of mememes is funny" bullshit is fucking GAY and definitely not listed on my flight plan
>>71017040
>Keit愛 OST
OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycfdfinG_P8
ED1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXDNGS9V4Us
ED2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4DyTjrruVo
OP Full: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NShEKYoPXw
ED 1 Full: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIX9aoN7g4o
ED 2 Full: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woiMYzVTl9c
>Keit愛 TVアニメ
PV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
EP 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
>Keit愛: 君の名は。
PV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBBrZ3d2sJE
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3HwWJx4c60
>>71019800
Was getting dubs part of your plan?
>200+ replies
Where's the fucking mods
>>71019748
baneposting, because will never die.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
>>71019564
Bane X CIA? how ship are ship????
>>71015410
He can't die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEj5EbWilBg
>>71019855
Was it part of YOURS????
>>71019246
Dragonballs
>>71017040
Here we go. Here we fucking go. Every thread, every single thread, we have one of you chucklefuck shitposters finding a way to post Keit-Ai. Is the thread about music? Finds a way. Is the thread about studios? Finds a way. Is the thread about a seasonal show? Finds a way. Is the thread about waifu's? Finds a way. Is the thread about anything? Finds a fucking way. Your shitty 4 year old copypasta meme will never, EVER become a thing. And I hope you cry about that fact every night whenever you post Keit-Ai in every, single, fucking thread.
>>71019880
OF
CORSHË
>>71019859
they are part of our master plan
>>71019859
>Where
Who do you think is posting in this thread right now?
>>71019748
Keit-ai. It will find a way.
guys...
>>71019850
man I am actually bummed that keit-ai isn't real, I would probably enjoy it if it did.
>>71019748
Well, keit-ai has been nuked on /a/ and mods can't do shit about baneposting, so...
If dubs it means she will say yes
Yes, yes, Anakin, you get a seat in the council.
HOWEVER
>>71019859
The OP is a mod. The inmates are running the asylum.
>>71019989
Looks like you're going to die single, anon.
>>71019748
bane > LOSS > keit-ai
but they're all so close it doesn't matter
>>71019989
Trying again because everybody deserves a second chance, if it fails I'll kill myself /tv/
have we started the fire?
>>71019989
fuck those dubs anon, YOU are the master of your fate
>>71019850
wew lad
If dubs my crush likes me ;_;
>>71019787
kek
Was the flight plan real or a bluff?
>tfw no one remembers LOSTposting
>>71019748
Keit-ai is probably one of the worst "memes" /a/ has been graced with. I hate it because you can see how forced it is and posting it makes threads often derail from the topic at hand.
>>71019859
all the mods and janitors were offered in sacrifice to KeK
this blood ritual is just the first step in his earthly manifestation
praise KeK and kill mods
>>71019654
if I pull those off, would you die
Can the plane Bane used even overtake the one CIA was in?
>>71020068
see >>71018533
When you see it...
>>71019859
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little goyim? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Harvard, and I've been involved in numerous secret pyramid schemes in the USA, and I have over 300 million dollars. I am trained in economics and I'm the top jew in the entire society of intellectual hebrews. You are nothing to me but just another customer. I will bankrupt you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bankers across the USA and your bank account is being drained right now so you better prepare for the eviction, maggot. The eviction that kicks out the pathetic little thing you call your ass. You're fucking broke, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can extort money from you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my holocaust stories. Not only am I extensively trained in ripping you off, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the JIDF and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable trolling off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking goyim tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the unreasonable price of 10% above market value, you goddamn idiot. I will overprice items all around you and you will drown in them. Oy vey, kiddo.
>>71017040
There he is. There he goes again.
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little keit-ai thread up and fill in the captcha.
Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture.
Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic flip phone isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor.
But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a shitty fanfic.
Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic keit-ai fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY.”
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that's all you'll ever be.
How was /tv/ before Baneposting?
>>71020125
I'm pretty sure he meant L O S T, not LOSS
LOSS hasn't gone anywhere, it's basically omnipresent
>image limit reached
laughinganimegirl.png
>>71020174
Dubposting anon. Every one dubposting.
http://ciaplanescenemeaning.wordpress.com
>>71019770
WEW
E
W
>>71020174
The posters here wouldn't know since they're newfags
The world is made of edges, you said, and I, thinking of razors and cliffs and the black terminator rushing towards us past the resolute meridians of our days, looked up at you, and you smiled and said no.
You drew a map on a white napkin and told me how there are always more feet than will go into a mile, more inches than will make a foot, about every edge. Achilles was in it, and some slow thing, a turtle, perhaps, or a snail.
But these were only masks for numbers, and I grew tired of Achilles and his logarithms, and we went to the beach.
The dew was on the rocks and the tide was out and there were soft things quaking in the horrible light. There is so much death at the edges, I said.
Everything lives at the edges. You frowned at me like a stormcloud. You spoke of ecotones and cusps and crises. I saw your fingers rubbing chalkdust, shedding the imagined detritus of a hundred dusty lectures.
I listened while the sun sneaked through your curls and warmed my arms like your hands on a cold morning. I rubbed my board with the pale bitter wax that smells like violins and tobacco and burns if you get it in your eyes.
Then I painted you with coconut oil and lemon where we hid behind the big red parasol, and your breasts rose and fell like the pears on the windrow by the seawall, your fingers espaliered a small blossom.
I left you there on the green striped towel with your books and sunglasses, your tea and the basket of boiled eggs and sandwiches and the last of the fig newtons. And I went to the ocean.
I dreamt out there, did I tell you?
>>71020174
everything was about avatar and drive
>>71020213
What the fuck did you say about me, you cis rapist? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in gender studies, and I've been involved in numerous public raids on 4chan, and I have banned over 300 misogynist shits. I am trained in not citing my sources and I'm the top land whale in the entire Tumblr army. You're nothing to me but another trigger. I will ban you the fuck out with butthurt the likes of which have never been seen on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with raping me over the Internet? Think again, cis white boy. As we speak I'm contacting my secret network of landwhales all over #stopgamergate and your account is being rustled right now so you better prepare your jimmies, sexist pig. The media will biasly slander out the pathetic little thing you call a gender. You're fucking dead, rapist. I can be anywhere, anytime, and kill you with my massive fat folds, and that's just with my bare keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in being triggered, I have access to the entire arsenal of Tumblr, and I will use it to its full extent to send death threats to your family all over the fucking Internet, fucking patriarchal bitch. If only you could have know what raging hormone filled butthurt your little "clever" comment was about to bring down on you, maybe you would have circumcised yourself. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn PTSD inducing troll. I will shitpost all over you and you will choke on your own injustice. You're fucking dead, cis boy.
>>71020225
The place where the sea and the earth and the air touch, i touched too, making a moist track, and we were like sisters meeting, or like four old lovers, sleeping side by side in a tent with the moon watching, or like both of those things loving each other and jealous at the same time.
I have heard of the surf marching forward, of the waves battering the earth and retreating, sending forays against the sand and being hurled back. This is a man thing, I thought. We who have lain at the point where the dry becomes the wet know that these are kisses and caresses, and the thrusts and tumblings have no martial intent. All living things are born from this meeting, into the bright air. We gasp, we burn, we die and return, whether to earth or sea. Your thoughts were not lost out there, you see? I hold them in my head when I let the dreams take me, and we do not disagree.
>>71020174
Shiggy diggy, friendo.
>>71020199
Checked
I have about as much respect for Baneposting as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.
It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is video game. It is tarantino. It is imdb.
>>71020038
No 4 u.
>>71017040
Keit-Ai is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of paranormality and cellphones that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and THE NATURE OF LOVE. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The edgy teenagers all trying their hardest to look mystified, the roaming chargers, peculiar, nonexistent area codes, the whole alternate universe faggotry and everything about the Keit-Ai world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on DRAMA, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the navel-gazing of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
Keit-Ai is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Keit-Ai threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
>>71020188
laughingdubs.post
good thread
>>71017040
Keit-ai is only for boys who
1. Fall in love with girl
2. Are unable to confess
3. Are gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number
4. Never minding the strange area code, are immediately calling her, and are overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on them as well
Keit-ai rewards people who are intelligent enough to understand it. It doesn't make it easy to follow because it's not for the average anime fan who need everything fucking explained to them like they're goddamn children.
And that's why it's probably the best anime in the past 20-30 years, hands down. It's the first real anime for intellectuals since LoGH...though honestly, I think it might surpass even that.
If you didn't like it, that means you're just not mature enough to really "Get it". In short, grow up, kid.
>>71020174
LOST verticals.
Generally speaking, everyone was hornier. Threads about celebs in bikinis, sex scenes, ...
Less /pol/ influence. We didn't care about SJW shit then.
>>71019805
Truly an uderrated meme
>>71020199
Dubs confirm.
Will Dumbleposting finally kill the Baneposting beast?
>>71019850
Episode 2 when?
>>71020457
Never, Dumbleposting needs to last at least a couple more years to even stand a chance.
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>>71020457
No. If sheevposting couldn't kill it, nothing can.
>>71020457
dumbleposting will be dead faster than wellesposting
NEW THREAD
>>71020375
>>71020375
>>71020375
NEW THREAD
>>71020396
>Generally speaking, everyone was hornier. Threads about celebs in bikinis, sex scenes
It was way better then.
>>71020457
It traversed the real world and didn't die like Rickroll did.
It cannot die. It's too late.
>>71020540
This.
>>71020548
>tfw Wellesposting is already dead
feel bad man