I LOVE KALEESY!
LAST THREAD:>>71013100
Azor Jon
>>71015011
caloreesi general
3rd for your Azor is shit
>>71015011
>Those eyebrows
who /stannisstillalive/ here?
what did he mean by this
The Night King looks like Darth Maul.
Would you rather die by Jon's hand or Ramsay's dogs?
If only Arya could disappear from the show.
Would be a good ending for her.
Shitty storyline ffs
>>71015011
I had gay sex in Croatia with one of the actors, I won't ever tell his name but he is "the Lannister".
>>71015019
>>71015031
Whatever this is, it looks like Old Spice commercial and its terrible.
Dany best queen
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
FIRST FOR THREE EYED TWINK
>>71015084
Tywin? Gross.
where's the FROM THE DUSTY MESA guy?
>>71015082
all storylines are shitty storylines now anyway
>>71015088
holy shit i just checked and this is real
>>71015061
Move on stannis autist. Your Granny fucking king is dead, nobody cares about him anymore
Will Brienne's adventures ever be a tenth as interesting as her ancestor's?
Could someone post the gif/webm with Margaery walking in the gardens, with Sansa ?
She wears a blue dress
what's gonna happen to ramsay?
>>71015116
>>71015127
oh here you are, lel.
I came from Twitch, chat spamming the upcoming episode got leaked. thoughts?
>>71015064
>>71015130
the best memes
>>71015011
>GAME OF THRONES GENERAL
what the fuck is this
we're /got/ general newfag
not "game of thrones general"
>>71015169
reckful stream?
>>71015084
Gotta be Lancel.
>>71015126
First of all, Dance is a qt. Second, he is too classy for a one night stand with some slav.
Anybody see the quotes from George at that author's event?
>George asked King "How the fuck do you write so fast? I have a good six months and crank out 3 chapters, meanwhile you wrote 3 books in that time!"
Fucking hell
>>71015169
If it was true, these threads would be filled with screenshots by now
OFFICIAL qt3.14159265358979323... POWER RANKING
1. Ygritte = Meera
3. Ros
4. Melly
5. Chunky Salsa
6. Power Gap
7. Gilly
8. Asha
9. Arya
10. Dany
>>71015133
You got a point
But Essos/Arya are the worst
>>71015061
Nobody. Stannis is a dreadful character and you must be some crusty ass warhammer figurine painting, beard plaiting, wolf and moon t-shirt wearing sperg to believe otherwise.
>>71015163
he'll rule the norf after he won the bastardb owl
but what makes her pussy so bad?
>>71015043
Say that to my face, faggot!
>>71015212
Fuck you. You did it wrong. Never try to do power rankings again.
>>71015130
Is that Slad ?
>>71015212
Wooow
shitty taste x1000 !
Congrats, you're gay/retarded !
>>71015151
>ywn be a sworn sword of Ser Useless or kill Blackfyre shits with Egg
>>71015169
>>71015202
yes senpai
>>71015210
Varys = Daenerys
Brit here, how many bongs till it's on?
Based
![Game of Thrones S05E08 Hardhome (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_00.58.34_[2016.05.21_15.05.57].png](https://i.imgur.com/hsUc1TE.jpg "Game of Thrones S05E08 Hardhome (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_00.58.34_[2016.05.21_15.05.57].png")
So how many wights do you think the Night King has in total? We know he added roughly 60,000-90,000 to his ranks at Hardhome
>>71015232
well I'm all of those things so it looks like the joke is on you!
Stannis isLady Stoneheart
>>71015280
3 and a half bongs
>>71015011
see ya later /tv/ logging off until this retard stops making threads
Hackers from 4chan give me free links for the leaks???
>>71015282
Daily reminder world of ice and fire is uncannon and wrote by lore-braindead hacks.
>>71015212
don't you even dare compare ygritte to that disgusting frog
GoT is leaked on Kodi
>>71015277
you are idiot
http://www.independent.co.uk/search/site/game%2520of%2520throne
>tfw Emilia Clarke will never sit on your face
>>71015319
sent ;)
>>71015332
they're both ugly
>>71015340
Where?
Oh boy, can't wait for the E9 battle where it's just a handful of extras fighting with 1 handed swords and no shields, while the phalanx gets demolished 2 seconds after it's established by Wun Wun for the ebin Reddit likes.
Maybe we'll even see a bow or two?
>>71015339
there are nicer ways to die
leaks??
>>71015061
Reminder that Ramsey will be killed off screen.
Reminder that the show runners don't care anymore.
Reminder that the battle will look cool, but will be a generic battle scene nonetheless.
Reminder that
>>71015212
>Arya made it to the list
Damn this show has gone to shit.
>>71015367
You should go back.
>>71015116
Literally all you need to kill him is a high ground
>>71015282
He didnt post that, fuck off bedwetter
From the JUSTy mesa
Kit said that one of the episodes is all about Jon Snow. We are led to assume it's the Bastardbowl one. But how can that be when we have to sit through Daenerys Sue and her shit for a significant amount of time in the very same episode?
>>71015375
She is beautiful and not fat.Delete your post right now or you'll regret it.
are you ready to suffer?
>>71015331
>>71015209
if GRRM could really write 3 chapters every 6 months we'd have 30 chapters wrote.
Plus other content he has moved around
So TWOW in 2020 ?
>>71015011
>>71015367
I think the last time I saw someone falling for sent ;) was 10 years ago or so.
>>71015363
None, but at least I've noticed (you) senpai
So next Epsoide
Anyone hype to see cersi crash kings landing with no survivors?
>>71015339
>emilia rose carice sophie charlotte aimee nell and natalie will never sit on your entire body holding you down and grinding themselves all over you you
>>71015414
He did though, trip on Brad
>>71015339
>ywn lick Cersei's feet and suck her toes
>>71015440
what is that
>>71015414
>>71015151
Why keep living?
>>71015471
jdimsa
;_;
>>71015440
Why does Sophie have the dragon sigil? Jonsa confirmed?
>>71015463
I fucking hope it happens next week, if they decide to leave it for next season I'm gonna eat my foot
>>71015429
Who?
>>71015436
>She is beautiful and not fat.
>>71015520
Because she's going to marry Aegon in the books.
>>71015493
Sansa Targaryien is comming.
I bet the seasons is gonna end with Danny as usual and she's gonna do some "empowering" shit like protecting everyone from masters with her dragons
>>71015481
link
>>71015518
Mods can't Bastard from real threads so it'd been deleted if we'd tried.
>>71015570
http://grrm.livejournal.com/490253.html#comments
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>Caloressi and Yuri alliance
So what, are they just going to move on over to KL (or what remains of it anyway, once Cersei crashes it without survivors)?
Was Euron literally introduced just to make this alliance happen for "MUH STRONK WOMYN"?
>>71015548
I fucking swear I will make you regret this. Now stop making fun of Emilia Clarke.
THE WAR WAS LOST
Reminder if you like Jon you should go back to ledit and leave /got/ forever
>>71015453
Who is Rob even dating now? Did they already realize that we all know they stage their lives in a way that would make a better reality show? I can appreciate this somehow, its bizzare.
i'm glad the season is almost over. this general gets worse every passing hour
He did literally nothing wrong.
>>71015298
It doesn't matter, it will end in a one-target-wins-whole-war, because they obviously have a huge weakness. I'm guessing Night's King death = every zombie and other WW dying.
With only 13 episodes left after S6, it's gotta be something cheesy like that.
Probably Jon killing Dany with Ned's sword, then the sword turns to fire, and he has a fight with the Night's King, and he kills him, and voila
>>71015646
agreed
not gonna lie. i would like to roughly fuck her dothraki style
>>71015175
Does the way it has been typed make you genuinely angry? Just think of how pathetic that is. Take a shot of your inhaler and calm down.
>>71015212
you got nothing right
>I could tell you that our mind is our temple and shouldn't be tainted by wine
>but in truth I never liked the taste
>I made nice shoes and bought women food and wine with it
Wot?
so do any non-burgerfats watch this live? if so where?
>>71015646
He literally supplied a crazed targarien with an army. Cant get more wrong than that.
>>71015646
He almost killed the Prince of Persia
who /commonsense/ here
>>71015687
streams
>>71015682
For other people?
>>71015212
1. Ros
2. Melly
3. Missandei
4. Cersei (long hair)
5. Margaery
6. Gilly
???
>>71015604
Literally yes lol notice he doesn't have any valyrian powers, so he's pretty much irrelevant to overall plot.
You are all pleb as fuck underage redditors, and game of thrones is a mediocre show with terrible at no and bad writing.
Most of you will never touch a vagina in their lives.
I really hope you realize that.
>>71015687
HBO nordic
>>71015687
live stream
>>71015594
duh duh
duh nuh duh nuh (x7)
duuuuuuh duuuuuuuuuuh
duh nuh duh nuh (x4)
>>71015687
Yes, I use streams. I changed to Virgin lately and it doesn't have Sky Atlantic for some reason
>>71015011
Why is this not a /got/ thread?
>get the fuck off my island before you drip bolton jizz on my rug you disgusting roastie slag
what did she mean by this?
>>71015090
Indeed it is.
>>71015682
People drink despite not liking the taste.
>>71015637
azor worcestershire sauce
>>71015703
Is this your first red herring?
>aSoIaF would be better without dragons, White Walkers and magic
>mfw
>>71015116
a looming shadow grows.
>>71015735
you can leave at anytime, tool.
>>71015763
teens with a liter of their dads Jaegermeister do, not normal people
>>71015703
>showpleb """""""""""""theories""""""""""""""""
Are the Freefolk basically Celts?
>>71015703
ah yes, the ol' Rhaeger + Lyanna != Kit Harrington counter-theory
>>71015716
>>71015739
>>71015740
>>71015747
You were all really, really helpful. Thanks, friends.
>>71015735
>all that frustration because people like something that you don't
You're far more likely to be the bitter virgin, sorry m8
>>71015782
Read War of the Roses by Conn Iggulden, it's roughly the same thing.
>>71015735
I already touched a vagina though
>>71015031
>that screen stretch at 37s
>>71015440
if this isnt a shoop, i will turn off the show during the intro and never watch again.
Reminder that we're getting more Jonsa tonight.
Reminder that even though Jon and Sansa call themselves brother and sister they never acted like it and Old Nan's soup was the closest thing to a cherished memory the two of them shared.
>>71015768
Stannisautists categorically btfo.
>>71015637
>Anti-Jon posters are mostly rude and obnoxious
>Jon posters are polite and comfy
makes you think huh
>>71015735
me and m'lady watch it together but i watch it alone in our games room. she gets most of it but i can't be dealing with her questions
>>71015827
That's a parting.
>>71015827
TORBJÖRN IS HIS FATHER :OOOOOOOOOOO
>>71015867
Last scene this chapter.
Mark my words.
>>71015471
>>71015212
/b/ poll
>>71015703
nobody on the show has purple eyes. not even dany. on the show purple eyes is not a thing
Post some Dany pls
Am I the only one who reads books and listens to adequate GOT soundtrack while reading?
>>71015903
>me and m'lady watch it together but i watch it alone in our games room.
>>71015845
I will.
>>71015646
>dude, slavery is ok lmao
relatively speaking though he wasn't much worse than any of the other autocratic rulers in got, even those where slavery is illegal, but people will still view him as especially evil because he sounded like an internet troll
>>71015703
nope, friendo
>They say you only make peace with your enemies. Well guess what, Sansa? Nobody ever gave me a "piece" of nothin'"
Where's Jorah?
Is Iain Glen filming a movie?
>>71015471
I wouldn't be so sure.
>>71015946
Yeah I play the GOT soundtrack on spotify when I read
>>71015932
>no waif
utter plebs the lot of them
>>71015703
they just casted lyanna poorly tbqh family. in the books she's described as looking very much like both jon and arya
What if ungregor is a Frankenstein of Lannister body parts on Gregors body representing the state of the lannisters as a whole ?
> joffreys head
> Jamie's hand
> bits of tywin stitched in
A fucked rotting dead monster that was once powerful , but now ..
>>71015932
>/b/ has better taste than /tv/
How does this make you feel, faggots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPf6g8OkcSA
where is my fucking leak?
How badly are they going to fuck this battle up considering the track record so far, /tv/?
>Bastard Bowl is just going to be Boltons lining up with shields and spears
>Handful of Wildling extras with an extremely close camera angle to hide the numbers charge toward them
>As they clash, camera cuts to overhead CGI shit show
>WunWun comes out 2 seconds later and smashes the formation
>Camera cuts to a bunch of extras in a close camera angle fighting with 1 handed swords
>Battle of Meereen
>Drogon starts torching all the enemy ships with shitty Total War-tier CGI, from the view of the temple
>Drogon gets injured and flies away
>Muh dragons says some stupid shit about "we need to release the other dragons!" and Tyrion makes a quip about already doing that, and it's up to them if they want to help or not
>Suddenly Iron Fleet comes from behind
>Stronk womyn Yara leading the way, yells "MAKE THEM PAY THE IRON PRICE!"
>Shitty ariel shot of the Iron Fleet sailing toward the Masters fleet with dramatic music
>Cut back to Winterfell
>Same close-camera angle with Jon Snow fighting, only a few extras in view fighting with TDKR air-punches
>"WE CAN'T KEEP THIS UP! THEY OUT NUMBER US!"
>Suddenly hear a horn, look behind them
>Vale cavalry out of nowhere
>Far off view of the battle with shitty CGI; see the cavalry coming straight for Jon's forces
>As they are about to collide, the cavalry splits around them and straight into the Bolton forces
>Queue shot of Ramsay covered in blood screaming "KILL THEM ALL!"
>Cut back to Meereen
>Battle is apparently over
>Yara walks into temple with Theon, minor scratches and cuts over them to let you know they've been in ebin battle
>Muh dragons tells them she owes them a debt
>"Help us retake the Iron Islands"
>Muh dragons turns to Tyrion
>"Time to go home :)"
>Cuts back to Winterfell
>Starks have won
>Ramsay in chains
>Salsa walks up to him and kills him in some meme worthy way like stabbing him in the ass and quipping about rape
JUST
>CIA will save Jon and Sansa
>Tumblr still hopes they kill him
Why do Normies hate CIA so much? Is it literally just because "muh precious Ned" ? Why do they act like they give a fuck about Jon and Lysa Arryn?
They even use his killing Joffrey as an example of an "evil deed" when they would've masturbated furiously to the sight of King Robb chopping off his head.
Can someone explain this to me?
help
>>71015932
Melisandre best waifu
>>71015980
How many men could he take on by himself ?
Are there any 720p streams around?
Is SD really all that's out there in 2016?
>>71015971
quite a daring synthesis
leaks when
>>71015133
i like the north storyline because there's actually shit going down, everywhere else is just treading water
Post leaks faggots
>>71015735
Usually the dude bringing up virginity is the virgin.
>>71015973
Character's gone.
>>71015963
I want me some Brit slag, holy shit. Think if I used enough spray-tan to darken my skin they'd want to fuck me? Sandniggers in Bongland have it made
aw jesus fuck
https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4ov384/lots_of_leaks_going_on_here_4chan_seems_legit/
What did he mean by this?
I hate it whenever redditors or tumblrites complaing about dany's casting. They always go throught the whole 'dany is describes as being stunningly beautiful with silver hair and purple eyes; whilst nobody can deny emilia is beautiful...'
are we looking at the same person? she is a common as muck fat slag who does not deserve to play dany.
>>71015963
Cool. Conn Iggulden also wrote good historical fiction in his Genghis Khan series, the War of the Roses stuff is his latest production and the most GoT-y.
>>71015989
Jon dies, Tormund dies, Wun-wun dies, Sansa gets raped and her every orifice filled with the baby batter of 20 good men.
Also, Dany makes another speech and is proven to be more powerful than any of the weakling cucked males on this show.
If the Blackfish is really dead, it's retarded as fuck
>>71015979
> they just casted lyanna poorly tbqh
>>71015843
If you care as little as possible about quality then try cokeandpopcorn
It's garbage but it's free
>>71016010
Ah, hello
>>71016056
Why is it shocking to you? Most of /tv/ is reddit to begin with.
>>71016005
Those who mingle with the normfolk deserve no more respect than an actual normo. BEGONE!
>>71016055
>American wit.
>>71016062
Fat? Are you a retarded moron or what?
preston vid when
>>71016017
This guy knows
>implying trailers are tricking us
docmantis confirmed liar. does he really think a promo would lie like that?
it's obvious that jon and sansa will be side by side the entire battle, because thats what the promo pics and trailers show.
jonsa is canon and you all need to deal with it.
>>71016080
Based as fuck T Rex hunter from JP2 in front
>>71016055
something like that ?
>>71016080
who's girl in black top thingy?
>>71016091
/r/freefolk is literally nothing but jonsafags and memes about chicken
>>71016081
why is she so expressive bros
>>71015950
i take it you still live with mummy, lad?
i can get comfy on my recliner and watch it on a mounted 50 inch screen instead of listening to her shite
there is no need to be upset
>>71015929
based comfy jonbro
>>71015124
He's so adorable, he's gay as fuck too which makes it cuter
Way to make it not /got/ so I had to actually search for it, you nigger.
>>71015968
He casttated his slaves. All men should be opposed to someone who cuts dicks off.
>>71016080
No, he and Edmure will reconquer Riverrun.
>>71016081
Fuck off pedo.
>>71016094
I like knowing how the enemy thinks.
Literally the only good thing from that movie
Post fuckin links you fuckin morons and thots
>>71015970
Wow. That's a pretty good shop
>>71016171
I know, right?
>Not /got/
God fucking damn it.
Also post sexy show produce Dan and David
>>71016083
you're a good man
>>71016111
Try "entire world that isn't Europe" wit.
>>71016130
>>71016084
hay daddy
>>71016169
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WATCH IT TOGETHER THEN YOU FUCKING MONG!
>>71016233
What happened to that guy??
Reminder that boylovers are creepy as shit.
Who kneels before the King and Queen in the North?
>>71015212
Shit taste Miss Andys not on that list but Salsa, Gilly, Asha, Arya and Dany are? How do people like you even live? And Dany should at least be 5, and Cersie
>>71016258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDvorBLBECQ
>>71016258
He is rowing: getting faster, getting stronger.
>>71016233
>266kb
goddamn i love webms
>>71016233
Redbowl mingling with Kinvara when?
>>71016017
>>71016270
She has competition.
>>71016200
based
"If you know the enemy and know yourself you need not fear the results of a hundred battles."
>>71015203
I agree gotta be this qt
>>71016233
did they have actual sex?
>>71015031
is that schweinsteiger?
>>71016130
>Carice isn't at his house right now
>>71016327
Arya's gonna be too busy in the Riverlands to wed Jon
>>71016280
>Cersei
Good taste. I want to conyract a prossie that looks like Cersei, have her dress the same way and lick her feet before she gives me a footjob. But I'd be kinda embarrassed to tell them to dress as a character ftom a nerd show.
>>71016233
man, the way these tits get back into form as he releases...
>>71016327
I don't see any competition here, all I see is a girl that i want to run an ice cube down and a goblin.
>>71016337
Probably not.
Would you fuck Melisande if one of the conditions was for 10 whole seconds she removes her necklace and becomes old (and puts it back on after) as she rides you dick?
>>71016328
Great job blending with the plebs.
the truede leaks are true. get over it.
EVERYTHING ON THE TRUEDE LEAKS ARE TRUE , ILL POST THEM FOR YA
The North
“Sansa ends up meeting Baelish at the town outside Winterfell. Brienne goes with her. Baelish apologizes for allowing her to marry Ramsay. Sansa accuses Baelish of knowing about Ramsay and basically says she doesn’t want anything to do with him any more.”
“Jon does become King of the North. This is after a teenage girl who is head of some house (with like 60 soldiers) speaks up about how she trusts the Starks and was one of the only ones to follow them into battle. Then the other houses speak up and apologize about not following them and they don’t care that he is a bastard.”
“The recruiting scene is pretty funny as Jon, Sansa and Davos make these great speeches on why she should join them only to find out she has less than 100 men. Don’t think Sansa legitimizes Jon but she is agreement that he should be King.”
“Ramsay and Jon meet across the battlefield. Ramsay releases Rickon and tells him to run toward his brother. As Rickon runs, Ramsay starts shooting arrows up in the air one at a time that keep missing him. Jon starts galloping toward Rickon but just as he reaches him, one of Ramsay’s arrow hits him and he dies in Jon’s arms. Sansa is the smart one. She tells Jon before the battle that Rickon is already dead.”
“Jon chooses to imprison Ramsay rather than kill him.” (Rumour though is that Ramsey is eaten by his dogs in the next episode)
there is more ill reply them to this
” You will soon learn how Hodor came to be. The White Walkers attack Bran and company and Hodor will be forced to ‘hold the door’ as they make their escape.”
“Bran has another vision of the tower of joy and we see Lyanna Stark… Lyanna whispers something to Ned before she dies. We then see a baby, and the very next scene we see Jon.”
Cast him.
>>71015011
>no /got/ in the subject
Shit thread desu senpaitachi onii-chan uguuu~
>>71016347
yep, it's from a commercial for Clash of Kings apparently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyFoAhsH7NQ
