You are Quicksilver AKA Fastman
What do you do with your new powers?
rape
Kill people with my cumshots.
>>71013144
Forge divorce papers for Jennifer Love Hewitt and forge more documents to get us married.
>>71013144
I make a porno, where i fuck 25 girls in less than a second.
>>71013144
make sanic costume
>>71013144
>>71013144
so is time like superslow for him all the time or does he choose when to enable it? i dont watch capeshit
>>71013168
>>71013195
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>>71013229
Damn you autists are so boring...
>>71013144
Practice and see how powerful I could be.
Get these dubs
Tell Magneto he is my father and take all his shekels
steal a bunch of cool shit and store it in my basement
>>71013406
Finally, a cool reply.
>>71013304
You didn't see that coming?
>>71013144
Become the greatest RB in NFL history and make an honest living
>>71013144
Become a professional boxer. React to all hits and dodge them all, becoming an urban legend. That's how I'd make my honest living while I hide the true extent of my powers and mess around with them without anyone knowing.
>>71013144
Impregnate aryans
>>71013144
Run back in time and save my mother from being assassinated.
>>71013144
so is everything in constant slow motion to him unless he's stood still, because even in Apocolypse he literally walks on screen and everything's super slow.
Shitpost on every single thread in every single board simultaneously.
I'll live an honest and humble life
HOWEVER
>>71013406
>steals Ms.Pacman specifically
The fucker has great taste
>>71014554
maybe you should go back in time and tell yourself to keep your posting strictly to /r/movies
I would become the new and faster Usain Bolt
>>71013168
>>71013406
>>71013618
>being a nigger
You were given superpowers and you decide to be a nigger...
>>71013144
Masturbate
>>71014940
That's racist. White people can run fast too!
>>71013144
Kill muggers and clean my city
kill all immigrants
kill mob
steal their money and some drugs
>>71018835
Don't do drugs anon! No!
Fight hate crime
