>when she wants the dick but you're undead
Was Kai a vampire?
>>71007815
no, he was a reanimated corpse who reabsorbed his own memory from the divine predecessor who killed him
>>71007707
>The wheel, it turns. It rolls around
>It makes an ancient RUM-BLING sound!
>>71008393
they should really reboot this show
cast a reboot?
>>71007815
he was the last brunnen g. he also was an o g.
>>71008991
>they should really reboot this show
No, they shouldn't. It's perfect as is.
Besides, it'd never have the same charm without Gigeroff.
>>71009257
if it's perfect the way it is, a reboot with a bigger budget wouldn't detract from the perfection of the original
also it wasn't perfect, it was awful a lot of the time
CAST A REBOOT
>>71009442
Security Guard 4th Class (and NOT the arch-traitor) reporting in
>>71009442
>CAST A REBOOT
But I don't wanna!
>>71007707
original show, was cool
>>71009682
this is probably the hardest part to cast
also you just KNOW they'd make Kai black or something
here's my choice.
new zev?
>>71009793
But anon.. he's a shitty actor.
And too jewish.
I think it'd be better to cast Kai with someone who has some semblance of a martial arts background.
>>71010758
Kai never does martial arts and doesn't move in a fluid way so that's not relevant. The original Kai was also an extremely shitty actor (he was literally never in anything else). I don't think he's that bad, but can you make another suggestion? Tom Hiddleston or something?
new 790 for diversity
>>71010996
>Kai never does martial arts and doesn't move in a fluid way so that's not relevant.
I know. Yet never the less, the Burnnen G were supposed to be a warrior people. And Kai supposedly had a well regarded reputation among the living in the Divine Order. I think it'd help to show a better degree of badassery that he was supposed to have had.
>The original Kai was also an extremely shitty actor
I disagree. I think the roll just didn't allow him to be very diverse/express range.
>he was literally never in anything else
Mcmanus was in a few things. It's just that he didn't do anything after Lexx.
> but can you make another suggestion?
Maybe an asian actor? I always got that kind of vibe. Maybe it's just the name.
It just got progressively worse, I don't even remember when I stopped watching
>>71011849
I wouldn't say worse. I enjoyed the series in it's entirety. Though I will say each season just got weirder.
Still think season 3 was the best one. Prince was the shit.
>>71007963
So, it's like Planescape: Torment basically?
>>71012102
Did Prince turn into a god?
>>71010758
Keanu. Keanu would smash it.
>>71011811
Brunnen G were romantic warrior poets who discovered the secret to eternal life and then promptly locked themselves in underground bunkers.
>>71012663
Keanu, no. Too obvious. Also he was bad in The Day the Earth Stood Still. Kai isn't a martial artist, he just points his arm at you and kills you with the retractable claw machine claw.
>>71012507
>Did Prince turn into a god?
Depending on how you want to look at it, he kinda always was one.
>>71012800
>Brunnen G were romantic warrior poets who discovered the secret to eternal life and then promptly locked themselves in underground bunkers.
Still, keyword in there, warrior. They led humanity and triumphed in the insect wars.
>>71012800
>he just points his arm at you and kills you with the retractable claw machine claw.
They call it a Brace.
>Kai isn't a martial artist
You want a reboot. Why not make him one? It'd certainly be more entertaining than him just tanking everything because of his invulnerability.
>>71012943
He's not really invulnerable. You can cut him apart and put the pieces more than a few feet from one another. He's also vulnerable to the divine shadow infesting him. You can freeze him and it's game over. He runs out of protoblood and it's game over.
It's true that Kai and the Lexx are both OP but the Lexx only plays a part in the final act of I Worship His Shadow and Kai is the enemy of the heretics/Stanley/Zev.
One of the good things about Lexx is that it's different. Martial arts is not different.
>it's a space whorehouse episode
i worship his divine shadow
>>71007707
>Zev will never sexually tease you before slitting your throat
>>71017405
original zev > weird lipped redhead xev
who should play his shadow?
>>71009442
emilia clarke for the first xev that gets replaced
>>71019842
lol no
too fat
jesus, no
>>71020020
but in the reboot they could give her some horrible and hilarious death scene
>>71020050
maybe she can play fat, disgusting zev before she gets turned into a loveslave
a perfect role for the caloressi
Have you all paid homage to his Divine Shadow?
>>71021960
May His Merciful Shadow fall upon you, brother.
>>71008991
The Lexx must retain it's penis shape.
>>71022144
A few things are certain if a reboot were to actually work:
1) the lexx must still be a big insectoid cock
2) the captain must still be pathetic, shitty stanley tweedle
3) new zev has to get nude and be in love with kai who
4) has to be dead below the waste
His Divine Shadow is legitimately one of the best villains in all of sci-fi and the property should definitely be rebooted.
>>71022297
below the waist rather, whoops
>>71022297
But Zev / Xev was never nude in the original...
(I was a teenager when I watched it, I'd have definitely fapped to it, and I don't remember fapping to Lexx)
>>71022496
Both Zev and Xev showed tits if I remember correctly.
>>71022496
Are you kidding? Zev shows her tits in the second movie, where they visit Brunnis and Tim Curry tries to impregnate Stan with a syringe full of cum.
I found a 790 robot head prop (one of the real robotic ones from the show) on some prop site a couple years ago.
It went for like $900.
I was outbid.
;_;
>>71022740
I wonder how much one of the original Kai costumes would run.
>>71022802
Michael McManus has all of them and none have ever hit the market.
;_;
Still better cgi than Game of Thrones
bump because Lexx was fantastic
first girl was better than second by a long shot desu
Lexx has one of my favourite soundtracks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo6ebIy4COw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-azW3GQwpQ&index=11&list=PL905321AE9350A17B
>>71028786
yup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n7iIYhjiSQ
prolly the best episode
