ITT: Hollywood assassinations
Brittany Murphy
>>71007268
BAN ASSAULT CARS NOW
>>71008386
I don't get it
>>71008530
wtf i hate cars now
>>71008549
Hollywood is assassinating the character of Motoko by having Scarjo play her.
At least, that's what I think he meant.
>>71007268
What makes you think he was assassinated?
>>71007268
Y tho?
>>71007268
The only real one
>>71008673
Tbh it's quite fishy. Run over by his own car? How did the car accelerate so quickly?
>>71008673
>be Yelchin
>checkin mail like you do every day
>car in neutral magically comes to life and chases after you
must be one of those freak accidents
>>71007268
Car kill people, guns don't
>>71007268
Obviously KGB
another one to chekov the list
>>71008797
who is this?
>>71008620
heh
>>71008878
Look up Michael Hastings
>>71008797
certainly not the only one
>>71008812
>be yelchin
>get in car
>realize you forgot to get mail
>accidentally put car in neutral when you meant to put it in park
>walk to mailbox
>get hit by car
>>71007268
what did he knew and how did he tried to warn us?
elijah woo
>thread #49456325 for literally who
>>71009153
This is the funposting one
Freak accident my ass. You literally can't do this.
By the time you exit the car, it starts rolling. The car will outrun you.
>>71009055
>be Yelchin
>forget how cars work
or
>be yelchin
>CBS hitman slips into your car
Only one of the above can be correct.
>>71009310
I watched a car roll down the street and through an intersection hitting another car. Sometime
manuals slip out of gear.
>>71011152
>Sometimes manuals slip out of gear.
>from a parked position
Yeah, no.
