Prepare yourselves
>>70994168
THE WAR WAS LOST
first for syrio is still jaqen
>Stannis' gonna burn his daughter in the books as well
Stop this meme. D&D said this for damage control. Shireen and Stannis are not even near each other. Melisandre will sacrifice Shireen to revive Jon
>>71001184
5th for boipucci
>>71001209
I WANT CUMMY
IN MUMMYS
BUMMY
hey boys
>>71001184
First for my favorite cub on Bear Island.
>Sansa survives walking neck deep through a freezing river
>Arya survives getting stabbed multiple times in the gut and swimming through a sewer
10/10 writing
>>71001206
THE TREATY SIGNED
>>71001256
this is honestly sick as fuck
end this meme. confess your sins. change your life.
>>71001259
can't wait to see ramsay flay her
>>71001243
doin gods work
>>71001184
Do the Targs follow the old gods, or the new?
Press F to pay respects.
Sansa gets blacked in this episode
>>71001238
He will teleport to Castle Black, abduct a screaming Shireen, and burn her alive before the Battle of Ice. This causes the northern houses and his own army to turn against him, sealing his fate.
WOKE UP THIS MORNING
>>71001287
They follow the Seven
>>71001282
Please don't say such things about my little cub.
>>71001287
the new
First for Snowdown > Bastardbowl
>>71001273
HE WAS NOT KUCKED
>Season 6 Episode 9
>Jon and his combined forces of Stark loyalists and Wildlings are overwhelmed by Bolton-Karstark-Umber alliance
>Jon's army is mercilessly slaughtered by Ramsay's phalanx tactic
>All hope seems lost
>Suddenly, a light appears from horizon
>It's the vengeful wraith of Stannis, riding a flaming stag
>Behind him are the wraiths of his soldiers, still loyal even after death and burning with the desire for vengeance
>"FORM RANK YOU DOGS"
>Stannis and his Army of the Dead charges toward Winterfell
>The ghost cavalry overwhelms Bolton forces defending Winterfell
>Bolton forces are mercilessly slaughtered while others panic and flee
>Ramsay is confronted by the Wraith King
>"So you Boltons say naked man has few secrets but flayed man has none... How many secrets does a burned man have?"
>Stannis snaps finger
>Ramsay is roasted alive in most painful way possible while he screams agonizingly for 3 hours straight.
>Jon kneels and shows gratitude
>Stannis nods
>Fulfilling their duty and at last, Stannis and his ghost army finally depart from the world of the living
So what exactly started this "strong women" horseshit that plagues almost all TV shows and movies today?
STANNIS IS ALIVE IN THE SHOW DAMMIT
>Promise me, Ned-senpai.
>>71001287
they were converted to the new gods at some point, i don't remember what they followed before that happened
>>71001287
they were worshipping the valyrian gods but aegon the conqueror said "lemme get sum nice sept here"
>>71001285
god, you say? bran is god
>>71001303
There is no teleporting in the books and he is snowed in at a village. Please read the books before responding.
Reminder the BastardBowl episode will be fantastic.
I'm going to love it.
You're going to love it.
It will get rave reviews
It will do record ratings
It will win multiple Emmy awards
It will be fondly remembered and talked about for years to come.
Naturally you KNOW the whining virgin nitpicking cunts (aka the Beta Brigade) will find nonsensical stuff to cry about.
However these dozen insignificant autists who pretend to hate everything about the show in a desperate attempt to be different are to be laughed at, never listened to.
Feels good. Feels so very good!
>>71001256
definitely a twink
>>71001184
Who /stannis/ here?
>>71001342
stop spamming you fucking cunt
>>71001342
it will most likely be complete shit
>>71001318
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>71001340
>read the books
It's a TV board you dumb cunt. Book whining not welcome here.
>ayyy promise me, papi
>>71001342
Put on a tripcode so I can filter you fag
Also
>Record ratings
Against game 7 of the NBA finals, yeah not happening kiddo.
>>71001342
cuck
Fuck, just watched tonight's episode.
/tv/ will explode, I promise.
>>71001304
GOT MYSELF A BUN
kek, has anybody else seen these
1/3
>>71001269
>Stannis defeated by 20 men
Girl powerXDDDD
Who /Highgarden/ here?
>>71001356
Say it with me
ONE
TRUE
KING
>>71001382
okay, pal
>>71001361
stop whining
>yfw sansa dies tonight
Hey reddit! Just incase you missed out on the meaning of our new favourite word.
:^)
>>71001356
HERE! STANNERMEN GATHER!
why does every stannis greentext story have him shouting form ranks
>>71001397
>>71001318
I'd be satisfied with this
>>71001387
Only about a million times. Fuck off.
assuming docmantistobogan isn't lying, how the fuck do sansa and LF end up arriving together?
all the promo pics and trailers just show her with jon.
>>71001418
If anything Sansa is the one to kill Ramsay because REVENGE AND GIRLS ARE JUST AS STRONG AS BOYS
>>71001356
stannis will show up out of nowhere with lightbringer in hand and kill both the treacherous bastards
>>71001427
Because it's funny
>>71001356
Bend those knees boys.
>>71001390
But they were good men.
>>71001387
re: 2/3
>>71001361
>>71001363
>>71001376
>>71001377
If you don't like the show don't watch it. Simple!
Why are you such bitter whining cunts?
>>71001430
>wake up
>realize there's a new GoT episode today
>>71001447
She actually wants to put him on trial and so he will die next season.
Its habbening
>>71001427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pis3veqKl8k
at 0:52
I want him to die violently. Killing men by the dozen. Saving a member of House Stark.
This is the only way to redemption.
>>71001464
3/3
>>71001387
>I lose all interest in writing it
How prophetic
>>71001468
(You)
>>71001464
>>71001387
The light blocks too much of it. Won't read/10.
>>71001477
God if we get more of the Cub of Bear Island I'll be so fucking excited for next season.
>>71001468
hbo shills can fuck off
the only reason to watch the show at this point is to witness the massive train wreck
>>71001443
>I'm guessing the shot has been taken out of context a little for the trailer and that she's actually sat on her horse beside LF before the Vale rides in.
>>71001385
MAMA ALWAYS SAID YOU'D BE
>>71001256
do you think he likes bear daddies?
>>71001493
I want him to kill Dany by pretending to be an unsullied.
>>71001494
>deadly rivalry between Tyrion and Jon Snow
WHAT THE FUCK AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>71001479
How badly are the hacks going to try to rip this off tonight?
>it's another "all is lost until a cavalry charge arrives at the last second." episode
>>71001318
>3 hours
I chuckled
So the Lich King and his boys will crash party in Winterfell with no survivors?
>Vale knights come riding in
>Slaughter soldiers on both sides
>Littlefinger claims Winterfell/the North for himself
>>71001520
CHOSEN WUN
can someone explain to me why even the dornish retards were able to come up with the idea of a wheelchair for their not-even-really-all-that-crippled-Lord yet nobody in winterfell ever thought of it for Bran?
>>71001520
THE CHOSEN ONE
>>71001564
No. The season will end with the Others/wights massed at the wall.
>>71001511
So you hate the show but every week waste an hour of life watching it and every day waste ten hours on here whining.
Good for you!
are the giants literally extinct since wun seems to be the only one left
Episode begins in 12 hours
Do you have a stream ready?
>>71001596
Doran still had to be carried up stairs by Areo, showfag
>>71001494
>The imp and the hunchback were meant to be together
>>71001575
>vale knights come in
>ignore the battle
>vale army chases down sansa and gang bangs her until she dies from exhaustion
This guy was the best new character this season.
Prove me wrong.
>>71001494
Arya literally being a Mary Sue character. Tumblr would have loved it even more than they already do.
>>71001617
the close streams pretty fast
>>71001596
Dorne is one flat city in the middle of a bunch of desert, while Bran has to go around hill and rocks, and up and down stairs.
>>71001626
this is /tv/ he had a wheelchair in the show dipshit
>>71001617
nop
>>71001617
n-no
I like when they drop into olde english like this
Some of you Northerners are alright. Don't go to Winterfell tomorrow
Epsoide leak yet ?
>>71001659
>That
>Old English
>>71001598
SHE SAID YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION
>>71001564
...is that Macy?
>>71001596
Winterfell:
>can build a complicated custom handicap horse saddle
>cannot screw wheels onto a chair
>>71001596
>a wheelchair
>in the fucking snow and dirt
Yeah let's see how well that works.
>>71001494
>Daenerys wins the Dothraki over with her dragons and invades Westeros
How convenient that we magically arrived at that point in her story again after it didn't work the first time.
>>71001682
YOU'VE GOT TO BURN TO SHINE
>>71001647
>Best character
>Lets his son steal his sword
wat a cuck
>>71001511
This is a weird reason to watch anything.
Maybe you should consider suicide.
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>>71001647
RIP
>>71001647
>Even though I'm hundreds of miles away I REALLY hate wildlings, rather than the fact that you apparently broke your vows and fucked one. It's a good thing you're my son, I would execute any other NW who betray their oaths haha
>Even though I was literally planning on having you killed, I won't try anything the night after your wildling wife starts shit at the dinner I was gracious enough to provide.
He is literally a saint.
>>71001705
They pull carts through the mud and snow. Just put some big tyres onto it?
>Jon and the Wildlings getting BTFO
>62 good bears nearly all killed
>exhausted
>Boltons closing in
>suddenly, a trumpet call from the southeast
>hill in the distance covered in Vale banners
>another horn blares, southwest
>Lannister and Tullly banners,with Jaime and Brutus at their head
>then suddenly
>horns blare to the northwest
>thousands of Bravosi sellswords charge, waving burning Stag banners, with - could it be
>THE MANNIS LEADING THEM
>they all charge
>Boltons rout
>Jun Snu hunts down Ramsay and mano-e-mano beats him in a macho fist fight
>has victory kiss with Sansa
>suddenly
>horn blares to the north
>Night King and his army riding towards them
>Credits roll
>AND WHO ARE YOU
>>71001653
So? that wouldnt make it completely useless. at least he could use it to wheel himself across his own room or any of the other rooms rather than having to be a helpless sitting duck 24/7
>>71001689
yea
>>71001494
what's in the black out, ya think?
obviously got released because everything else has changed, but the censored bit must still be in, or could be.
my monies on dognet
you know, its okay to post without using the word literally
I DON'T EVER WANNA FEEEEEL
>>71001746
>You will never be a confident child lord who don't need no maester.
if jon doesn't give a seriously good reward to his SOLE ally who gave every man she could to fight for the starks when no one else would, i'm gonna go mental bros
>>71001705
thats a stupid argument, at the very least he could be pushed by hodor rather than using him as a packmule
>>71001342
100% truth
The episode WILL be great......and the bed-wetters WILL look for nonsense to whine about
>>71001318
>Season 6 Episode 9
>10 seconds HBO original series
>1 minute preview for another show
>2 minutes of "Previously on"
>1.5 minute intro
>15 minutes of Mereen
>30 minutes of the North
>1 minute of credits
>1 minute preview of next episode
>7 minutes of inside the episode
>>71001564
Wow, just slightly elongating Maisie's face makes her absurdly gorgeous
What a shame
>>71001783
I literally agree
>>71001770
>>71001724
BUT YOU WERE BORN UNDER A BAD SIGN
WITH A BLUE MOON IN YOUR EYES
>>71001318
Release us, you gave us your word!
>>71001184
>jahn snu wins bastardbowl
>summer kills ramsay
>the episode ends with a stronk wymyn dany speech
>>71001838
Areo Hotah?
>>71001689
yes but dont get excited she only looks human because the photo is stretched
>>71001770
>Jon has victory kiss with Sansa
>based Stannis doesn't sweep her off her feet carry her to Winterfell and make passionate love to her
Who's side are you on m8?
>>71001653
Dorne isn't even a city, it's just like some gardens and shit
>>71001858
>>summer kills ramsay
>summer
>>71001858
>summer
>>71001184
Based Jon's hand thread
Thank you OP
>>71001795
She'll be his bride, it's basically mandatory to seal the alliances with the North
They'd probably wait for her period before he bed her though
>>71001724
BUT YOU WERE BORN UNDER A BAD SIGN
>>71001795
He should take her as his bride.
>>71001885
>>71001887
He means the season retards. Ramsay gets a buff during winter, but takes severe dot when it gets too warm.
>>71001858
ZOMBIE WIGHT UNDEAD SUMMER?!?!?!?!?!?!? HERE. FOR. THAT!!!!!
>>71001899
WITH A BLUE MOON IN YOUR EYES
>>71001897
Why not just promise her to Rickon?
Why would she marry a bastard?
screen cap this /tv/
in episode 10 they find blackfish and make him lord stoneheart and he will be all edgy
>>71001897
>>71001902
But the thing is D&D wouldn't allow her to be his bride because "SHE'S TOO YOUNG!" even though that's the shit that happens in their world. Even if they made jon wait for her to bleed they wouldn't want to do that cause it'd weird out the normies.
AND HARRENHALLLBLAAAARRRRRGHHHHARRRRGHHHHBLAARRRRGH
AAAAAAARRRRGH BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH AAAAAAAARRRRGH
BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH AARRRGGGHHH BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
AR RURRRRRRR
AHHHHHHH
...
OI SHUPPOZE DATS OFF DA TABLE AS WELL?
>>71001795
A good dicking sounds like a suitable reward.
HOLY SHIT WATCHING THE LEAK AND THERE IS STANNIS IN THE "PREVIOUSLY ON" WHAT DOES IT MEAN GUYS I CAN NOT BREATHE
>>71001287
They don't give a shit about religion. They converted so they could keep seven kingdoms. It's just formality.
>everyone other than wincest weirdos finds the jaime/cersei incest relationship disgusting
>jon and sansa are basically brother and sister
>jon and sansa will probably have dirty sex
>everyone will find it beautiful
its like pottery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ_Hjv_mCrc
“Arise, arise, Riders of Littlefinger!
Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter!
spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered,
a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now, ride now! Ride to Winterfell!”
apology for poor english
when were you when ramsy bloton dies
i was sat at home drinking stark tears when fred ring
'ramsy is die'
'no'
and you?????????????
>>71001873
Only one hawt red head for Stannis to impregnante and have a magical baby with fampai
>>71001871
>>71001825
>>71001939
LADY SHANSA
New topic, if Bran was the lord of winterfell and sentenced someone to die, who would swing the sword???
>>71001929
Rickon is something they can't promise right now cause they don't know if he's dead or not. Same with Bran. They could try to legitimize Jon.
>>71001939
>Aisha Boze
Season 5 and 6 could have easily been one season. Way too much pointless shit.
>>71002001
Bran would use weirwood.net to go back in time and cause him to never be born
>>71002001
Whoever he decides to warg into
>>71001209
More Jonsa confirmation tonight you say?
Nice
>>71001885
>>71001887
shaggydog*
>bran timetravel wargs summer to kill ramsay
>implying d&d are beyond doing this
>>71002001
that collar is fucking BASED tbqh i hope he gets to wear it again
>>71001941
It mean you're an autist
>>71001981
>ramsy
>bloton
If I was Jon aka proclaimed King in the North I'd be so pissed beyond belief at Karstarks and Umbers I'd probably either execute them all and seize their titles and property or give them to other lords.
It's absolutely unbelievable that they didn't even just refuse to fight for Jon/Sansa, but actively supported Boltons. Too hang is too good a destiny for them.
>>71001596
the further north you get the less they are dependent on or willing to adopt to technology
>>71001981
>Ramsy BLOTON
I have a bad feeling about GOT.
I mean there is just so much shit going on and new knots are opening like almost every episode. They cant tie all the shit together when they only have like 2 seasons left after this one.
shits gonna be like LOST all over again i bet
>>71002047
if i was jon i'd give tormund the dreadfort and he can rename it to the memberfort
>>71002001
new style of execution
>bran wargs into the criminal
>climbs up the highest tower of winterfell
>wargs back into himself
>watches and laughs
>>71002047
Robb executed Karstark's dad. It's understandable. But Jon would be in the right too if he executed them for treason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bzbuvTHaqs&feature=youtu.be
;_;
>>71002046
new
>>71001342
>record ratings
>>71001941
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>>71002063
>wheels on a chair
>technology
>>71002047
They'll all have to be beheaded to be honest.
They already turned on the Starks once when their father got killed, no way won't they seek revenge or try and fuck Jon over for killing thousands of their troops and killing their new Lord.
Umbers are traitorous fucks who got Rickon killed so they all have to go, including Smalljon's sisters and any children they might have
>>71001749
Yeah, why are Dabid doing teenage angst in a world where people offed their kids for crying too loud and never got caught? It seems out of place.
>>71001938
Which is odd, it would of happend in early GoT bit now they would pussy out of it
Characters dying and shocking things are rarly plot related at this point , characters die on GoT because it's GoT
>>71001825
>absurdly
5/10 at best.
Bend the knee to Stannis, best husbando and protector of /got/
Is he returning tonight, lads?
>>71002102
IT'S HAPPENING LADS
>>71002099
The episode has not even aired yet you dumb whining cunt
>>71002047
>>71002108
traitors get the block and their lands go to the new Queen in the North tbqh lads
>>71002118
He could always marry her to Rickon.
R-right?
>tfw just fantasized about Jon peeking in on Sansa in her tent, furiously masturbating while softly moaning his name
>>71002099
Yes, the graph show ratings increase every season.
>>71002118
I just hope GRRM doesn't get pressured into dumbing down the books like the show and if he did want to wed Lyanna and Jon he will do it in the book without an issue. It pisses me off that some things will be completely out of question because of the fucking normies. Even though like I said that's completely normal for their world.
>>71002106
stop being deliberately obtuse you autist
>>71001941
omg omg post link to leak plz
>>71002135
Yep. Getting /comfy/ for the return of the one true king.
>>71002140
Are you HBO employee? You are shilling for this pretty hard. do you know that NCIS garbage has triple more viewers than your shit?
>>71002142
Roll for reaction dick face.
>>71001780
There were some threads on Westeros with people trying to decipher it.
They came up with it being about the Others/White Walkers gathering an army of wights and marching towards the Wall.
>>71002142
>Lyanna
>not Sansa or Arya
No.
Lyanna's going to get betrothed to Robin and whip his ass into shape. Within a week that he's gonna know how to fire an arrow properly, a month he's gonna be buff and stop with the stupid hugs, a year, the Vale will be a utopic dictatorship
>>71002190
>>71001371
Goddamn I wanna smell those pits.
>>71002142
Rolling
>>71002142
Lady Mormont will probably be rewarded for putting her trust in Jon once he becomes king. It's just common sense. She risked her life, her house and what was left of her men. Basically, absolutely brave and admirable act.
>>71002142
ROLLAN
>>71002204
>fire an arrow
Jesus, when did all the creepers come out of the woodwork? A whole day now it's been all about the ugly British girls on the show or the ugly British dudes.
Can we get back to /targ/ posting please
>>71002186
>still whining about Game of Thrones
>still watching the show
are you the dumbest cunt alive?
>>71002240
Shoot an arrow, fine you autist
>>71002186
> NCIS
> higher average viewers then GoT
GoT at its absolute worst is still better then the very best of some crime show only old people watch
>>71002183
His somewhat possible return is the only thing that gives me hype for this episode tbqh
Have this /comfy/ Stannis for your future stannispostings, friend
I like Daenerys. Her story isn't even that bad, its just that she can't act. Otherwise it would be even better.
I like her perspective as the only character having things going well for her. A different side to the story that isn't just bare survival and what not, but carefully ruling, gathering new people for your cause and so on.
>>71002247
All valyrians welcome i assume
>>71002207
what is this from
>>71002186
What the hell does NCIS have to do with Game of Thrones?
Why are you posting here?
Why are you such a bitter whining cunt?
>>71002285
I want to serve in his pirate fleet.
>>71002247
>>71002320
>his
>>71002279
Thank you based Stannerman. Stannisposters are truly the patrician race of /got/posters.
Today is a day of hope after some very bleak times
>>71002279
>His somewhat possible return
You guys just don't learn
>>71002322
>>71002282
She has done fuck all since season 3
>>71001315
THEY CROSSED THE LINE
I wish people would stop posting emo song lyrics with photos. It's cringy as fuck.
>>71002352
BROTHER
>>71002341
>patrician
CRINGE!!!!
Stannis is never coming back you ridiculous moron.
should I post my got commentary patreon
who wants high quality got commentary?
>>71002386
>>71001521
yes
>>71002370
get shit on tardshits
>realistic show/books
>the others are waiting to invade doing god knows what in the middle of nowhere
>just about the time Daenerys invades Westeros with her dragons to pose them a threat
is it possible that the others don't even want to invade? they basically chilled up north for who knows how long. why would they even move down south? night king doesn't seem like he's bent on destruction for no reason whatsoever and the dead certainly don't seem to need new lands, titles and holdings.
Wbat's the most badass thing anyone has done in GoTverse?
My vote goes to Daemon Targaryen, who jumped from his dragon to the dragon of his one eyed cunt nephew midair, struck the Valyrian sword Dark Sister through his blind eye socket, and crashed the dragon in a lake killing it.
>>71001547
I hope they do, ride of the Rohirrim is fucking great
>>71002430
tell me, why would you kill a man before crashing his dragon
>>71001356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9xyDEu13VQ
>>71002430
THE ROGUE PRINCE
*music plays*
>>71002349
I don't think it will happen, but in my opinion it is possible. After all, this would be like the "last chance" for him to show up again.
>>71002430
Two swords
>>71002430
Dany tipping over the brazier and seizing control of the Dothraki horde.
>>71001420
this is the most reddit thing ever, cuck
>i mean it in the literally
So after the battle, lands and castles will have to be divvied out.
Lyanna should get Karhold, close the ocean which the Mormonts are more used to compared to inland castles like Last Hearth or the Dreadfort.
Tormund gets Last Hearth, killed Smalljon and it's the closest place for the old and children Wildlings to go.
Dreadfort and it's lands are split between the Hornwoods and the Mazins, with Mazins probably getting the actual castle since we don't know where they're even located.
>>71002417
Wouldn't making the bulk of the population of westeros into wights create massive crowding in the land of always winter once summer inevitably returns and the others have to return to colder climates?
>>71002078
Tormund will get Last Hearth which will be funny since the Umbers hate the Wildlings
I'm assuming Littlefinger and Sansa will split the Dreadfort and Karhold
>>71002413
>>71002247
>>71002322
>>71002352
>>71002370
What was Aragorn's tax policy?
>>71002494
Maekar never killed a Blackfyre in his life.
Targaryens, on the other hand...
>>71002494
>get dragon
>just ask people to follow them
>dragons die out
OH TYWIN SAVE ME
>>71001274
how is it sick? do you think he didnt know what he was doing there? he knew
>>71002494
You killed more Targs than Blackfyres kinslayer
>>71002451
That nephew was basically Joffrey prototype and did a ton of bad shit, and Daemon got betrayed by his wife so was suicidal.
>>71002519
>>71002528
L I T E R A L L Y an accident. No bullying Maekar
>>71002537
you don't understand the reference,the most badass person was one of those grath guys that faught aegon the first in the field of fire, how many people have the balls to fight a dragon
