Is this kino?
>>70999440
400% kino
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fnm5DtlxZFE
Who are you and how did you get in here?
I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.
>>70999440
That filename worries me
>Watch Angie Tribeca. It's just like Police Squad!
Best Visual Comedy seen in a film before Edgar Wright came along.
Probably part of the reason modern comedies do nothing for me.
>>70999440
Comedy kino for sure
>walks around the door
>anyone catch the license plate?
>swiss army shoe
>use your open eye frank
>breaks the microscope but keeps looking
>>70999440
OH MY GOD!
DISGRUNTLED POSTAL WORKERS!
>>70999860
>walks around the door
Everytime
>doctors say hes got a 50/50 chance of living, though theres only a 10% chance of that
>You've got something on the side of your mouth Al...No, no, the other side.
>*half a banana falls on the table*
kek
>>70999440
I remember loving those movies and they're on my rewatch list. I just watched 2001 a space travesty where leslie neilson plays a similar sort of character and found that just ok. Do the naked gun flicks hold up?
>>71000052
Yes, especially the first one
>>70999472
Fuck there's a new gag everytime I watch it
>>71000000
>>71000086
>We call it the Denver Jockstrap
>>71000052
Definitely.
You can watch all of them a billion times and you'll still laugh your ass off every time.
>>70999926
>Frank......Heroin....
Nordberg, that's a pretty tall order. You're gonna have to give me a couple of days on that one.
>>70999440
Airplane is also kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbcqg_70i-w
>hes in the intensive care ward at our lady of the worthless miracle
does wrongfully accused hold up still?
>yfw anthony sopranos mother was in naked gun
>>71000361
wrong pic
>>71000427
I wish the lord would take me
>>71000240
>cuban?
>No Dutch Irish, my father was from Wales
Are you guys excited about the Naked Gun reboot with this guy? I know I am. It's gonna be great.
>>71000752
>>71000752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTh9qpzhunE
>>71000752
This rebooting classic movies meme needs to end
Literally nobody's asking for this
>>70999545
>naked gun reboot
>all female cast
>>71001248
Not gonna happen because you can't portray Frankie Drebin as an incompetent buffoon in the current year. They'd probably turn her into a genius superspy and make it all dark and gritty. That title would have to go too. The word naked is sexist.
>>71000240
>lieutenant
>the feeling is mutual
>>70999440
they're so flick they became kino
>>70999926
50% * 10% =
0.50 * 0.10 = 0.05
0.05 = 5%
>Doctors say he's got a 5% chance of living.
Ok so been lurking for months, never figured out the fuck kino is.
Forgive me for being retarded, da fak is kino?
>>71001469
>Kino
>Cinema
>Film
>Movie
>Flick
>Joint
Just a meme really
>>71001462
Congratulations, you mastered elementary school level mathematics. You're so smart and handsome, I bet you even get Zack Snyder's kinos.
>>71001513
4 real, that's it
>>71001388
This is the opposite of what's going to happen. They're going to make him over-the-top goofy instead of playing it straight.
>>71001541
Yeah
>>71001245
>nobody's asking for this
I am. I want more Naked Gun movies. Won't be the same, but it's better than nothing.
>>71001562
Thx mate
>>71001469
if a motion picture is made for nothing but financial profits is a flick.
if a motion picture is made for artistic value it's kino, but kino normally still follows conventional rules.
If a motion picture has an artistic value, but still doesnt forget it ahs a budget to earn back, it's a movie.
If a motion picture is exclusively made for its artistic value and breaks with the rules of conventional filmmaking, it's arthouse
>>71000241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JogttpcKFIA
classic
>>70999440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8_9gHzW8vo
>>71001584
Provided they stick to the format it'll be fine. We need that old satire that Leslie and the Airplane movies had.
>>71001751
that was painful to watch
>>71001952
Oh man
>>71001968
I'm not totally sure they can actually stick to slapstic comedy and deadpan delivery, it just doesn't seem to be appealing to modern movie goers. They'll be forced to make it over the top goofy without any deadpan.
I could be misjudging today's audience but that's most likely what they'll have to do.
>>71001952
Everytime
