>It was only because I knew these girls were funny. When you see the film, and you’ll delight in the film, it sort of rumbles along in the beginning. And you go ‘Oh God, are they gonna be able to pull this off?’ Believe me, I feel like a stepfather to the whole thing. But there is just no quit in these girls…
What did he mean by this?
He meant "Please don't ruin my life Sony, I already hate it as it is"
>>70997618
/thread
bill murray is actually hell
>>70997618
more like "Please empty the wheelbarrow full of money directly into my trunk, Sony"
>>70997603
>you’ll delight in the film
rip in pea groundhog man
Why didn't they use actually funny comediennes like Sarah Silverman, Tina Fey, and Amy Poehler?
>>70997770
aw hell naw
Who has the Murray webm after they showed that cringe bad clip?
>>70998100
sony let it become a paul feig vanity project because they really wanted ivan reitman not to do it for some reason
>>70998100
Because the bigger names likely knew what a hornets nest they'd be kicking over
>>70998100
Do Americans really find Tina Fey to be hilarious?
They mention her every time to defend women being funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB8XGhQXMC8
This movie looks so shit
>doesn't want to be involved with the movie
>Bernstein tells him he is going to sue his ass if he doesn't promote it
Well, the leaks were right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yw-42ljSWk
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!
These grills are hiiiiii-larious!
>>70998179
She wrote the SNL sketch where Tim meadows is the census taker and has to interview Christopher walken
>>70998179
Don't talk shit about my waifu you little shit, I will find you and kill you
>>70998223
Objectively speaking, if somehow the cast were young versions of Bill Murray, Dan Akroyd, Ernie Hudson and a reanimated Harold Ramis but the jokes were the same, it'd still look like shit.
>keep quietly moving the movie back a week at a time
>no rating yet
>no early press screenings scheduled
>expecting this to be anything but a turd
>>70998309
That's pretty much the consensus, the movie doesn't look funny or interesting, apart maybe from Chris Hemsworth playing a dumb blond secretary
>>70998180
>it hurts to live
>>70998132
2nded want to see
>>70998465
>>70997708
>thinking that jews who are willing to fuck you over for not saying nice things will pay you money
>>70998535
Kek, poor guy.
>>70998100
>tfw no Kaitlin Olsson, Maria Bamford, Aubrey Plaza, Tina Fey ghostbusters
>>70998179
Say what you will, but her look could have made her the Harold of the group. Silverman could have been the Dan, Amy the Bill, and Mindy Kaling could've been a decent normie like Ernie
>>70998180
The entire exchange is appallingly bad, and THIS is what they use to promote the movie? Both the dialogue and the acting reminds me of high school/college tv/film projects. It's trying so hard to be funny, but it's falling flat on it's face because no one involved knows what the hell they're doing. I can't wait to see people trying to defend an entire movie of this garbage.
>>70998535
Fucking hell
>>70998615
Kaitlin reading a phone book angrily is enough to make me laugh.
>>70998535
The cynical "fuck it" laugh that quickly dies off is what sells it.
I don't get why people think Bill Murray is being forced to promote and have a cameo in the remake. Those wiki leaks were about Ghostbusters 3. I think Bill Murray is legitimately glad about it. Why? Because this means he'll no longer have to be bugged about Ghostbusters 3. Bill wasn't ever a huge fan of Ghostbusters like the other cast members were.
>>70998535
link?
>>70998223
looks like they removed the "i dont know if it was a race thang"
>>70997770
haha penis
>>70998789
Pretty sure people are going to terrorize him about being in this awful movie, yet refusing to do a proper Ghostbusters 3 for 25 years.
>>70998829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ0YexsRCPc
>>70998831
it was funnier with the race part
if you can be less than 0 funny
>>70998831
>you will never be an editor on this movie hurriedly chopping out shit that is being poorly received in an effort to salvage it
feels good man, they even took out a shot of the dancing scene, though whether that was because it's really fucking dumb or a spoiler who knows.
Crash and BURN.
>>70998100
Wow that actually sounds worse. This Sarah Silverman is funny meme has to stop.
>don't say gay when something isn't cool, that's not cool
>doodies, XD I'm a girl you guys
>>70998179
She's not that funny as an actress but she wrote comedy gold
>>70998337
Have they really been doing this? Don't want to give them any kind of boost by googling this but if they are actually pushing the movie back at the same time as making all this feminism hysteria gain a foot hold, they really do expect this shit to bomb and making sjw's go see it twice or three times for the sake of feminism is their only hope for making money back.
Sad how the Jews tapped into the "see it so you can stick it to the man" mentality for dead pool and now this is how they will market anything that doesn't have an immediate positive feedback.
>Mfw the Oscars get "boycotted" by feminists when this shit doesn't get a nomination.
>>70998615
I... I actually might have watched this, but it's entirely dependent on the Director and cast of writers. Could 4chan save this shit project, assuming that it had bit Greenlit as A) ONLY Female main cast B) At least one token minority (of negro dialect and descent) to make the Merchant happy C) 2-3 directly plugged homages to sell the script.
Come on. How would you do it better if you had to make it, /tv/?
>>70999289
>I... I
>>70997603
Promoting the film was written into his contract.
Same as how when Sony made Tom Hanks shill for their products at the 2009 E3. Except Based Tom turn it around on Sony and made them look like ass.
>>70998907
The scene is dragged out with so many failed jokes. They just keep going with it but nothing lands. Better scene would be as follows
>pulls up in car as girls come out
>"a hearse? that's a bit on the nose isn't it?"
>"my uncle owns a funeral home not an enterprise rent a car"
That's literally all you need. The enterprise line is the only mildly amusing bit in the exchange, make that your punch line and move on with your story.
>>70997770
>Down with the Patriarchy!
>>70998535
Pure agony
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/b8WNKJzeQFE
>>70998907
I cannot watch that. Really too sad. Murray, McKinnon, and Wigg are too funny and talented to be doing this shit. Kate is just starting out so I'll give her a pass, but Wigg should know better and Murray clearly fell victim to the clink of the shekel. So, so disappointing
>>70997770
I swear to fucking god if someone yells something along the lines of "hit him where it hurts" just before this I'm going to fucking shit myself
>>70998100
>implying
But realistically they probably couldn't afford them
>>70998535
>tfw bringing Murray out to promote it is only making it worse
>>70997770
if they could just admit they are doing a chicksploitation movie they wouldn't get half as much shit
>dont wanna watch our movie huh
>MAYBE GO CRY TO YOUR MAMA IF YOU CAN GO UP THOSE STAIRS FROM THE BASEMENT YOU VIRGIN-CIS-WHITE-MALE-ASSHOLE HUH? HAHHAHAHAHA
>GO FUCK YOURSELF...DIS DA FUTURE BOI AND SURE AS HELL UR NOT WELCOME
>*shoots laser at dick
>HAHAHAHHA DID IT HURT BOI? FUCK YOU FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
>COME SEE OUR MOVIE OR UR JUST A LOSER YOU FUCKING LOSER LOL
>>71000582
>implying it isn't going to cut to all the main characters wincing and one of them obnoxiously exclaiming "That's GOTTA hurt!"
>>>70998100
>Silverman flashing her hairy pits in 4k
I would literally buy tickets for every showing available and become a vocal feminist to see this.
>>70998138
Ivan decided he couldn't do it after Ramis died, he wanted the Lego Movie guys to take over
>>70998100
They don't actually funny people.
They want people they can use for SJW purposes.
>>70997770
Holy shit. I actually called this before I saw it. Calling obligatory "hemsworth made me slimy" reference to go over kids heads and at least one girl fart. No. There will be two. An early one and a punchline fart later in the film. Genius.
>>70998100
(you)
>>70998535
a g o n y
>>70998179
Tina Fey is an excellent writer when it comes to female comedy. She understand you can't just write a role for Seth Rogen or Jonah Hill, swap the gender and add in a little "oh yeah did I forget to mention i'm a GIRL" and expect people to believe it.
Take Mean Girls for instance. Yeah, you can consider that an all-female comedy movie, but the comedy in it plays to women's stereotypical flaws and strengths. There isn't an ounce of "anti-patriarchal" or "girl power" moments throughout the film that isn't genuine or at least has purpose. What's more, she understands male characters aren't just rugs to be walked on and used up for dumb punchlines and plot points in female centric comedies.
>>70998535
That laugh looks like a cry for help.
>>70998907
"You get a car!" Get it? Because Oprah Winfrey said that one time and she's black, and Leslie Jones is black, so that means it's funny.
Poor Bill.
>>71001847
Anon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yw-42ljSWk
There's already a confirmed fart.
>>70998907
>the faces of the cast when the blonde said "I was in utero".
Christ, that's truly cringy.
How do we save him?
I don't want another Robin Williams situation.
>>71002327
Well fuck me. That's eerily close to what I pictured. There will be another.
>>70997708
They threatened to sue him if he didn't do a cameo in the movie.
>>71002327
>Taking a movie that relied on dry, witty comedy in response to situations played straight and turning it into a farce
I've seen Ghostbusters maybe twice, and even I know this is abysmally missing the point of the original.
>>70997603
>felt like a stepfather
he means he feels estranged and probably hates it.
>>70997603
>I feel like a stepfather to the whole thing
Literally My Wife's Son: The Movie
>>70997603
>feels like a stepfather
Wait, aren't stepfathers by definition a "cuck"?
Is he saying he feels like a cuck?
>>71002943
Thank you.
The people defending this (and there are people defending it, amazingly) are just like "So what, it's a fart?" How far off the mark does this have to get before they realize they're looking at shit.
>>71002131
Mean girls is fucking GOAT
>>70997603
He means "why did it have to be Bowie and not me"
>>71003208
Yeah it's honestly the movie of my generation.Tina Fey is a great writer.
>>71003652
Ain't just your generation too. A reading teacher in my high school wanted to show a movie to the class, guess what they asked for?
Mean Girls.
>>70998535
Kill Me Murray
>>70997603
>What did he mean by this?
This movie is a complete cluster fuck but I have to sit here and grin and bear it and pretend that I like watching monkeys perform abortions because If I say anything otherwise these 3rd wave cunts will follow me around for life like the face Herpes on Lena Dunham.
>>70998615
Bamford actually poked fun at Girlbusters in her Netflix show.
I think him saying he "feels like a stepfather" is actually a really funny and subtle jab at how fucking stupid this whole thing is and how much he hates it. It's not his kid but he's been strong-armed into raising it anyway.
>>70998180
Unfunny shit.
Possible fix:
They come down and start checking out the car while they banter. It's a fluid shot that follows them from the front of the car to the back, where they discover a coffin. Argument ensues over whether it's just a model or an actual corpse and who has to check. McKinnon peeks in and confirms it's real, and there's a small freak-out.
Wiig and McCarthy browbeat Jones a bit more for not checking first as she gets in the car to take the body back to the funeral home while McKinnon silently muses. Trio watches as Jones departs.
McKinnon: Crap. We could have used a good corpse.<reaches for phone> Let me call her.
McCarthy/Wiig: NO!
There. I just devoted more love and attention to this scene than anyone involved in the project. Where's my fucking check?
>>71006338
Compare it to the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CPss95p3Ck
>>71003031
I'm glad I wasn't the only one to think that's what he was implying.
>>71006823
Oh, I know only too well. That original scene is pure, certified comedy gold, and it's just a THROW-AWAY scene.
>>70998535
Bill's in hell.
>>71006823
>that look on Bill's face after he hears the price
See, that's what this new movie lacks. Fucking subtle changes in the actor's faces even, selling the joke. That's what makes this shit funny and well done.
>>71006338
One (you) was transfered on your account.
>>70998535
>implying bill doesn't always look miserable
>>70997770
>2010's American """humor"""
>>71002943
>dry, witty comedy
>THIS MAN HAS NO DICK
i do like ghostbusters tho 2bh
>>71009512
>tfw the original Ghostbusters crew was so awesome that their dick joke wasn't even about a dick.
>>70998180
Looks like a shitty SNL skit
>>71006823
We should all coordinate to leave memorials at our nearest theater for the original film when this "remake" comes out, Bill would understand.
>>71009512
> taking that joke out of context
>>71006338
That's terrible
>>70998100
None of those bitches are funny
Why didn't Bill do what Tom Hanks did to Sony?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ngf6hMWSmFA
McKinnon is actually one of the only funny people on SNL atm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfPdYYsEfAE
>>71003089
getting a little loose with that term there m8.
>>71011294
because everyone loves tom and tom literally can't do anything wrong.
>>71002131
indeed, tina fey can write. doesn't need to rely on memes and the trends of the year
>>71011453
>piss
>tits
>can't even keep a straight face
Garbage.
>>70998535
You can pinpoint the moment where we realises he gets sued if he doesn't laugh
>>71000582
hopefully you'll never find out because we aren't going to feed this shitheap money by going to see it right guys?
>>70998179
30 Rock is one of the funniest shows ever, dumb europoor
>>71011294
shit, that's fucking perfect.
>>70998100
>Amy Poehler
So you mean skinny people cause most those bitches ain't funny
>>71011294
Based Tom
>>70999289
Only if the minotity is mexican. you can make the secretary a non-nigger suave negro (or a fucking black weeb), but I need more mexican waifus in my movies
>>70999479
What film was this for?
>>70999479
Angels and Demons.
>>71012477
Meant for
>>71012419
>>71012050
in all honest, i am not spending a dime on this franchise
>>71011294
someone send this to Murray maybe he can still be saved
>>71012354
>black weeb
I would pay good money to see a black weeb in the new Ghostbusters. Doubly so if it was RZA.
>>71012050
Who is this in the image?
>>71011294
Why was Tom so pissy at Sony?
This is pretty funny desu tho.
>>70998100
There are no good modern female comedians period.
>>70998100
>Sarah Silverman
Fuck that unfunny cunt. Her entire act is "DUDE SEX LMAO! DUDE MY VAGINA LMAO!"
>>70998535
Imagine sitting next to him at the premiere, he only laughs at the unfunny, awkward moments
>>70997603
I was defending this flick honestly against sexists and racists and whatnot
But roping in poor Murray with threat to sue then Wiig and McCarthy looking back at him and the old cast to make sure they're laughing at the clip really pissed me off
Then again if youre getting paid to do 30 minutes of a talk show then laugh at the damn clip
Fuck these old arrogant fucks lounging around their mansions and cant even muster up a fake fucking laugh. Some actors huh?
The movie will be great and the haters need to shut the fuck up
>>71013073
because he's contractually obligated to lie at 8am in the morning at some bullshit presentation.
>>70997603
>Being threatened by Sony in emails to promote this garbage rip-off
>"If you don't do this for us, you can forget about working in Hollywood ever again"-Eric Goldsteiner
/pol/ was right again.
>>71013477
Like, that's it?
That's pretty petty.
These women are very smart comediens, SNL alum very creative and funny. McCarty with her husband and Feig have string of original comedies, so does Wiig, Mckinnon and Jones have great sketches they helped write
So why couldnt these nice women get together in a room and write their own Ghostbusters?
I dont respect this production for the same reason I dont respect Ghostbusters fans (and why Murray and the cast dont respect them): It could have been Murray, Ramis, Akryod, and black guy as Shark Hunters! as Volcano Plungers!! as Galaxy Questers!!
The subject doesnt matter, its their chemistry that matters. The women could have pooled together something original. and these yelling screaming Ghostbusters fans clutching their Slimer plushes and homemade proton pacts are manchildren that dont appreciathe their own 'beloved' material anymore than Sony does.
Fuck them both
>>71013294
Have you ever heard of the word "subtlety"?
>>71013545
it was all tongue in cheek. Harmless fun. If anything, it was more than anything sony could have hoped for.
At least they didn't try and sue him out of retirement.
>>71013294
Hi Leslie
>>71013955
>implying sony can outjew a jew
>>70997603
It means that the movie is actually really funny, and /tv/ doesn't like it because they're afraid of girls.
Hmmm, does anyone else catch a whiff of sexism in this statement? Seems like Bill "Shitlord" Murray didn't quite listen and believe these women 100%, and that's the patriarchy talking.
>>71014056
>they're afraid of girls.
What about the guy that wants Blunt to step on his balls?
>>71013221
So, a female comedian then?
>>71013525
sauce?
>>70998907
>that hearse scene
t.b.h. the only one that doesn't seem bored out her mind and is actually "acting" is Leslie Jones.
If they put in the "this man has no dick" joke I'm gonna fucking lose it.
Unless it's Hemsworth saying it in a deadpan voice.
>>71013955
What are they going to threaten him with? The man quit hollywood to be with his kids after his wife died.
"If you don't come back for the ghostbusters movie, you'll never work in Hollywood again!"
>>71014524
Its Hollywood im sure if they wanted too they could find some loophole to threaten to take his house or some shit.
>>71014299
too bad she sucks at acting
>>71004263
Of course she did.
She came up when women weren't treated like victims like they are now.
She feels disgusted at the fact that a movie trailer can't be critiqued because it has women in it.
It undermines her efforts.
>>71014361
Murray is the GB skeptic in this movie, how much would you die inside if one of the new members said that line to him
>>71011294
what an absolute madmen
>>71014574
He lives in Canada
>>71013073
Tom doesn't give a fuck about ANYTHING
>>70998180
Is Tutenstein any good?
>>71013578
Yeah
I was real subtle when I raped your tight boypussy while you slept last night faggot
>>70997770
You're now imagining an entire cinema packed filled with the only people who are going to watch this, feminists, and this exact scene happens and they all cheer and scream together.
send help
>>70997770
GHOST DON´T HAVE DICKS
THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE GROINS FOR THAT MATTER
>>71013578
Subtlety is good, especially when you beat them over the head with head.
>>71013545
but it's far better than a serious one
>>70998100
>Jenny Slate
>Allison Brie
>Tina Fey
>Aisha Tyler
I wouldn't hate it desu
>>71011294
Holy shit this is the most based thing I've ever seen
>>70998100
I would've picked like Sarah Silverman, Tina Fey, Nikki Glaser , Emmy Rossum, Jennifer Lawrence, & Audrey Plaza.
>>70998535
LET ME GO HOME
I honestly think that was hilarious.
But I know she incarnates everything anon is terrified of.
>>71016555
JLaw was approached.
Wasn't pretty much every actress in hollywood?
>>71017395
>censoring a picture of a mouth
what the fucking fuck
>Bill Murray forced to advertise shit he doesnt care about
life imitating art again
>>71011770
>>71002131
Tina "Where's the Beef" Fey
>>71001311
>>71001311
>>71001311
>>70998100
The only ones that would make a good fit would be , Kaitlin Olson, Jillian Bell, and Carrie Brownstein.
It's the future you chose.
>>71018933
Not really. It's the future that some hack Sony exec with an agenda pushed for.
And it'll blow up in her face.
>>70998179
American here who can't fucking stand her either.
>Le sarah palin impression! simply epic!
>>70998615
holy shit I'd watch this cast
>>71011294
How the hell have I never seen this before?
>>71017395
DUDE
>>71011294
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>71011294
holy shit, thats amazing
>>70998907
I've never seen a sketch from a comedy movie getting such a cold reception in those talkshows.
Don't they agree beforehand that the audience is obligated to laugh?
>>71011294
holy shit, thats incredible
>>71013073
When you're Woody you can do anything.
>>70997603
dumb /v/int/ memers
>>71011294
oh my fuck this funny
>>71011294
>They write the lies but I tell the truth
fuck. Tom Hanks is part of the Hollywood elite and as such is part of some bad shit.
But he still did something great here.
