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>>70994717
Azor a Smirkgarden
THE WAR WAS LOST
OC, maybe a bit shit though
So, this guy has a 12 inch cock. He's always wanted to know what it feels like to get it all the way inside a girl, but the girls he has been with have all had shallow vaginas. So, he goes to a whore house and asks the front desk manager "I'd like your 3 best and deepest girls please." The man gives him three keys, charges him $75, and points to rooms 1, 2, and 3. Inside room 1 he finds a redhead. They start going at it - 10 inches in, and he can't go any deeper. Inside room 2 he finds a brunette. He climbs on top - 11 inches in, almost there but not quite. Inside door 3 he finds a blonde. He puts himself inside her and holy shit, he's in all the way! 12 fuckin inches! He can't believe it, finally he know what it feels like! He starts to come but just then the blonde starts foaming at the mouth. He freaks out and runs out to get help. He yells for the front desk manager "Hey man! Girl in room 3 is foaming at the mouth! I think she needs help!" The manager calmly leans back and yells for his co-worker "Hey Tom, dead girl is full again."
>>70996825
less cuckoldry edition
>>70996821
I hear it is not that good. Cumming into a place that cannot give me children hardly seems like something I'd like to risk my dick for.
>>70996851
Shit tits
But nice legs
>D&D expect viewers to forget how much of a cunt Jaime was so they can set him up as le good hearted man
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>70996876
I smiled
>>70996878
>calmly yells
shit joke
If there's a bee in my hand, what's in my eye?
Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
>reminder you have 2 more seasons of his wine pouring faggotry before he has 2-3 important scenes in the last few episodes of the entire series
>>70996825
STANNIS IS GOD
>>70996825
>2012 edition
>>70996867
Pls god tell me that's what I think it is?
>>70996923
I actually laughed
God damn I have to wake up at 4 in the morning to watch it live and shitpost with you guys.
>>70996906
STANDING
>>70996941
>>70996878
Grody.
Want me to tell you a joke? I once brought a honeycomb and a jackass into a brothel ...
>>70996867
this better be a fucking shoop
>>70996954
That Fucking sucks senpai
Hope you don't have to work later
>>70996947
what do you think it is mate? don't you watch the previews?looks like shireens remains
>>70996886
>Cumming into a place that cannot give me children
Odd hangup, but your life.
If it helps you at all, I think you're really overestimating how easy it is to bite off a dick. Ever had a steak with a bit of gristle on it? Your dick is that material, all the way through. You'd know what was happening before they broke the skin.
what do you think of my cool video /got/friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eAoCssGMIM
Hey guys, Insider Anon here. Because of the nature of my job, I can tell you that I have already seen the episode. Everyone is in for a big shocker tonight. Things play out much different than the popular normie leaks suggest. All I have to say is Stannis lives and comes back in a big way. See you tonight, and enjoy the episode!
Post >yfw the opening shot of E9 is Stannis' flayed corpse being burnt on a Bolton cross
>>70997020
Preston nailed it once again.
>>70997005
there is literally nothing better than coming home from work, having a shower or bath, laying back and having your cock sucked.
prove me wrong
i pity those who will never experience such feels
>>70997005
that's not the only reason, lad. I don't want my fucking cock bit of by some crazy cunt. And I don't think a torn dick is that much better.
>>70997020
Preston off the deep end
>>70996887
>he's a tits guy
>>70996825
![1353290550996[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mozLlPo.jpg "1353290550996[2].jpg")
Can someone explain why dragonglass, a fire-imbued material, turns men into ice monsters?
LEAKED
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E
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>>70997061
Her ass isn't that good either
please don't have the retarded unicorn goats out of nowhere.
>>70997061
me on the right
Now that they're casting for season 7, do you think the season 7 scripts are done?
guys the episode has just leaked in a rough 720p
should appear on tpb and elsewhere in the next 10-15 minutes
>>70997042
Preston nails all things at all times, he is truly the Dream of Spring
>>70997066
It's circuitry.
>>70997080
>rough 720p
Only plebs would watch this.
>>70996932
Season 7 is the final season bro
Som1 plz provide proof of this supposed leak.
>>70997080
>Largest battle in the last 2-3 Seasons
>720p
You shut your whore mouth and let me enjoy my Kino
>>70996984
It's Davos you mong. Watch the preview
I hope smirkfu dies the most violent death in the show. That would be nice. How would she die, lads?
Ashara tonight
what happened to dark sansa ???
>>70997109
No, season 7 will be Winds of Winter material, the final season 8 A Dream of Spring
>>70996867
How much will seeing Shireen's remains increase his power level?
>>70997065
>>70997114
wew lad
I just fucking realized how Beric Dondarion dies
>Joins Jon's army to fight the others
>Beric volunteers to lead the Vanguard and the first one to charge against the Night's King
>Beric sets his sword ablaze
>The Night's King is alarmed, becomes cautious yet curious
>Beric will BTFO lots of Wights and a few White Walkers
>Beric vs NK
>Night's King will fight with caution, with fear and paranoia, desperately trying to avoid the searing flames
>Beric fights with the flames of his sword
>NK will eventually realize that Beric isn't the prince that was promised and kills him
>He raises his arms and brings everybody back
>>70997109
>>70997141
Season 7 and 8.
7 episodes each.
So who dies when davos confronts melly about shireen? My bets on davos dont see melly dying yet.
>>70997123
In a hospital bed, surrounded by me and our children.
>>70997138
turned into bitch salsa
>>70997143
By about 2.
>>70997123
Put her face right next to the other smirkfu.
>>70997130
>>70997114
i'm posting that image over and over every thread
just like dusty mesa guy with the nights king and flames
do you seriously think i don't know that is davos seaworth in the image? the wilding army has set up camp at stannis old camp, the one the twenty good men raped in the night.
davos and jon and sansa are back there now.
davos is standing over the burnt pyre and will find the little wood carving he gave to shireen
>It's Davos you mong
I have no idea why you would say this. But I'm comfortable coming to the conclusion that you are a fucking retard. Good day.
>>70997200
Why didn't Ned just bring polearms to fight Dayne?
Reminder that Yara and Dany are going to become a lesbian power couple.
>>70997210
Or better yet, a gun.
>>70997152
the fuck is up with her face?
she's more gormless than kit
kit's a fucking better actor than emilia now
imagine that
>>70997210
If Ned wasn't retarded, he would've married the better woman.
>>70997141
Ypu mean two more seasons of butchery? This show cant end soon enough
>>70997230
Mm mm salt wives for everyone
{spoiler} except men
>>70997194
that looks like sanser's face
>>70997230
I'm down with that. Dany being fingered by Irri was the only good thing to come out of her chapters.
>We finally see the Battle
>Its 20 men vs 20 men
Why do no TV battles ever bother to hire extras? The only real battle I've seen that was to scale was that adaptation of Waterloo where they hired the Russian Army
>>70997269
Everyone but Dany.
>>70997269
None. Even the most retarded peasants in the GoT aren't that retarded.
>>70997269
tyWIN lannister
guys how old is peter dinklage?
i've never seen a midget who was old?
don't they die at like 50?
>>70997269
All of them
Nobody there are useless socialists
>>70997066
it's magic imbued not fire imbued, dragons are a product of magic, not vice versa
>>70997107
what is this from, arrested developoment?
>>70997292
>get a load of this ethno-masochist
>>70997306
he's not a midget, he's a dwarf
look at him standing next to ACTUAL midgets
Which one is the fugliest GOT chick?
>Arya
or
>Yara
?
>>70997242
but Kit was specifically chosen for being gormless, Jon's character is is written like that.
Emilia has no excuse for that constant petulant shitty resting bitch face.
>>70997329
lol
>>70996911
checked
>>70997331
Dany
>>70997107
>>70997327
were you not here for season 1 memes?
>>70997363
woe to the usurper if he had been
>>70997327
Reminder that in GRRM's earlier writing, he wrote dystopian SciFi stories.
One of these was Meathouse Man, a story where human trafficking was just normal and corpses could be controlled with computer chips by overseers.
The protagonist's story involved frequenting brothels and fucking corpse whores. At the end of the novel, he decides he prefers fucking animated corpses to the actual company of real alive women.
I think we're going to get something disturbingly similar to this in A Song of Ice and Fire as the story turns darker and more dystopian.
The character of Petyr Baelish- smug manipulative bastard, notorious pimp and probably the worst misogynist in the story apart from Ramsay, never really had a proper chance with Catelyn Stark.
But Lady Stoneheart? Cat in her animated corpse form?
I think we'll get a wedding and bedding of hell.
>>70997363
I was not
I watched season 1 and dropped it after that because I was promised dragons and I didn't get any goddamn dragons
Picked it up again between season 2 and 3 i think because it was actually pree good back in the day
>2 more weeks until you faggots are banned for another year
Can't come soon enough
>>70997080
Link plz?
>>70997363
>>70997399
we usually get a month of mourning before the mods start deleting threads
>>70997381
yeah it is, gorgeous
>>70997398
>here for the dragons
god damn... i hope you've read the books now, at least
99% of the people who watch this show is for the dragons
>>70997398
>>70997331
Arya a CUTE!!
>>70996876
Someone photoshop the waif into this
leaks when ?
>>70997331
They're both cute in unique ways
>>70996941
>>70996973
Why do we stop making verticals?
>>70997488
You can't hold it any longer
>>70997061
for you
>>70997488
Had one half an hour ago
>>70997430
I haven't, because as long as I don't start on the books it won't bother me to wait for the next one to come out.
If it's any consolation, I came for the dragons, stayed for preston
>>70997494
too much fucking hard work for normies nowadays
season 1 was way better, slower threads
>>70997488
There are none it's a baiting faggot
>>70997523
if mods don't ban /got/ we'll have slower threads again during offseason
>>70997494
/tv/ lost its sense of humour
>>70997556
i'll try to meme more if we're allowed /got/ in the off season, otherwise the threads just move WAY too fast to be comfy
not enough feet this season
>>70997569
i don't want /got/ to go away, you guys are my only friends
>>70997494
TV wasted all its creativity on bane posting.
>>70997581
You need to get a gf anon.
>>70997488
Why do you even need leaks when everyone and their mother knows what's going to happen? Just go frogpost elsewhere until it's time.
>>70997569
threads are literally the same now
>frogposting
>first for whatever
>dusty mesa
>>70997581
i have other general threads to hang around in, so i'm fine
/got/ is the most fun, though
>>70997611
do you have one?
>>70997588
>>70997622
>now
>>70997643
fuck you, we used to have great memery
https://youtu.be/Pixrv3oROI8?t=50s
>12000 infrantryman
>1800 mounted lancers lancers
>2000 support
so what have the tyrell army been doing in 3 seasons?
>>70997622
the difference between onseason and offseason is like the difference between night and day
I'd much rather mods banned /got/ during onseason and allowed it again when the season ends rather than the other way round
>>70997669
Masturbating to the queen
>>70997669
Sitting by letting others waste their forces
>>70997635
>"You're an uncommonly large fellow."
>"You're an uncommonly large woman."
The show already memes pretty fucking hard with the CIA memes.
If they don't do this one I'm dropping the show.
it's a ruse guys, Jon dies next ep. Littlefinger waits for ramsay and jon to duke it out and then sweeps in to finish off both of them. then the confrontation with sansa in the woods happens. IT'S CONFIRMED, DON'T BE FOOLED
>>70996947
>>70996977
I'm amazed at how many people in here every week don't watch the preview for next ep
>>70997669
guarding their crops and farmers while the rest of westeros runs out of food.
>>70997635
>UUUU
>read that with his voice
my fucking sides
>>70996825
Jon Targaryen
>>70997755
Jon Martell
>>70997200
naw it endz
>>70996825
any leaks yet?
>>70997784
noh nowittenz
>>70997306
I must be the only guy who didnt like his casting. He was supposed to be a young man. Dinklage looks older or same age than Jamie & Cersei
Also he was supposed to be way uglier
>>70997808
truth, but how many dwarf actors are as good as dinklage? i feel like this makes up for it
>>70997793
It's bait
>>70997844
ROBERT DOWNEY JNR
What did he mean by this?
>>70997808
Midget actors aren't really plentiful. They could have done a lot worse.
>>70997905
>>70997913
They did
He's called dani
>>70997905
Azor Ahai prophecy is a red herring, and in the end everyone just dies.
>>70997515
Literally made for black cock
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
What did he mean by this?
No really, what did he mean? Did Dabid explain it? I can't watch those videos without cringing.
>still 12 hours and 37 minutes to go
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I WANT IT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>70997952
>everyone just dies
Did you mean "just" as an adjective or as an adverb?
Reminder the BastardBowl episode will be fantastic.
I'm going to love it.
You're going to love it.
It will get rave reviews
It will do record ratings
It will win multiple Emmy awards
It will be fondly remembered and talked about for years to come.
Naturally you KNOW the whining virgin nitpicking cunts (aka the Beta Brigade) will find nonsensical stuff to cry about.
However these dozen insignificant autists who pretend to hate everything about the show in a desperate attempt to be different are to be laughed at, never listened to.
Feels good. Feels so very good!
The whole things about got was the unpredictable stuff, red wedding, quick deaths and all that.
Has anything been unexpected in the last 2 seasons?? Has anyone important has surprisingly died?
Todays episode is more than predictable. And Bronn's imminent death is so obvious by now
>>70997993
yes
>>70997960
You'd like that, wouldn't you
Leak from tonight's episode
>>70998011
>Has anything been unexpected in the last 2 seasons?? Has anyone important has surprisingly died?
Doran and Areo
Shireen
>>70997960
I, too, have a bestiality fetish
>>70998041
why didn't he just kill her like we was supposed to?
>>70996825
cercei a qti can't believe i used to hate this woman...
>>70998045
>Flashback to Davos' smuggling days before the technology crash
Awesome
>>70997329
Fuck off pham, /got/ is a socialist general.
>>70998046
Maybe Shireen, but those other 2 were never important to being with. It was clear they had no plot armour
>>70998082
Armless dragons really trigger my autism, they look fine when they're flying but that scene in the colloseum in meereen had drogon knuckling around like a gorrila on the ground, terrible.
Preston
>>70997581
>>70997628
Much as I like /got/ there's not really much interaction beyond memeing and shitposting. No offence but I wouldn't consider you friends. /who/ is much comfier even though i don't even watch Doctor Who.
>>70998046
>forgetting "Save me, Grey Worm"
Recently started watching Rome.
>mfw Based Radmure plays Based Brutus
>>70998129
>but that scene in the colloseum in meereen had drogon knuckling around like a gorrila on the ground
or y'know, a bat? I like Bat dragons.
>>70998009
I read all of this in Trump's voice.
>>70998041
>>70998041
>mfw Kit is literally with her
Fucking lucky bastard
>>70998011
whine, whine, whine, whine, whine
Shireen, Hold The Door, Benjen & Hound returning, trial by combat being cancelled, all sorts.
don't be a whining cunt all your life
>>70998140
There's a handful of friendlyposters who are drowned out by all the hateposting ;_;
>penmanship is shit, dyslectic cripple Jaime, and a an uneducated half-peasant Ramsey to it better
>doesn't know her own family tree, thinks her famous great uncle is her uncle
>doesn't know her own mother's family words
Sansa is literally retarded.
>>70998161
Pleased to hear it!
>>70998041
>
Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs. Apparently, Yorkshire club goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth.
>Police say the dangerous practice is called "e by gum"
>>70998192
I know, it sucks.
How's your day anon. I'm fucking hungover.
>>70998209
what nationality is shae da funny hoar? The actor I mean.
>>70998216
In Australia they literally put pingers up they're arsehole
They call it crack
>>70998229
>>70998240
German.
>>70998240
Turkroach
>>70998161
Sad!
>>70997155
Ok, but did you forget how easily they can put out fires? And they don't usually assume anyone's azor ahai or anything. So unless he has a valyrian steel sword, he's gonna die.
>>70998240
turkroach with german passport
>>70998240
Roach
>>70998009
Based Trumpposter
Special snoflake autists btfo thoroughly
>>70998240
She's a T*rk
>>70998063
Dany is the villain
DANY IS THE VILLAIN
>>70998240
German of Turkish ancestry senpai
>>70998232
Contemplating if I should get drunk again and stay up shitposting until 0400 like I've done these past weeks. Maybe not since my budget is kinda tight right now and I'd rather just watch the ep and post about it later.
>>70998290
kek
>>70998260
she's a filthy fucking turk, being born in germany doesn't change that
where my Jon bros at?
>>70997709
/tv/ will crash with no survivors if they actually do this in the show, but it would definitely be a moment to remember
>>70998260
Passport German*
>>70998125
top fucking kek mate
>>70998313
There a difference between the two nowadays?
How did the poisoned earrings get to Jeoffrey's wine cup again?
>>70998154
haha
wait til you see his death scene
>>70998216
kek, as someone who lives in Leeds I wouldn't put it past some of the locals here
>>70998045
Sweet, Bran has a flashback to Stannis' naval victory over the Ironborn during Baelon's rebellion.
>>70998338
CIA's teleporter
>>70997230
She is sooo fucking ugly.
>>70998338
queen of thorns pulls one off of sansa's necklace and drops it in the cup
>>70998335
Why wasn't viserys immune to fire? Are he and dany only half-siblings or something?
>>70998045
Preston was right after all . Can't wait for atomic bomb flashback.
>>70998383
TAKE THAT BACK
>>70998402
Because logic has no place in GoT
downloading the leak now, 35%.. will post updates soon
>>70998335
at least drogo got out early
>watch preston's theories about how conspirations may actually be a lot more involved than I assumed when reading the books
>he provides plenty of examples that set up precents make them a real possiblity
>will need to reread the books myself to make any sense of it, because the last seasons of the show are so bad I can only be cynical about there being any real deceptions anywhere
>>70998383
Yeah but sexy as fuck, women can be both
>>70997030
>flaying a corpse
Why is Radmure so based?
>>70998402
Because liquid gold isn't same as fire. Although I imagine it's not just a racial trait of all Targaryens by default. Danny unlocked hers.
>>70997030
>yfw he takes ooshas advice and eats half of him as well.
>>70998419
post more game of development memes, these are great
>>70998009
the episode is going to suck unless it ends with ramsay flaying jon and sansa alive.
>>70998426
In case you hadn't figured it out ebooks are a lot faster for theory-checking, and there's also https://asearchoficeandfire.com/
>>70998474
I'm not the same guy who did that and I don't think I have any.
>>70997030
More like he somehow survived Brienne's execution and they flay him just because in front of everyone, because that's the kind of shit D&D think is SHOCKING.
>>70998402
Watch preston's series on targaryen genetics, very informative and clears up problematic questions like thse
>>70998453
> Thin as he was, Edmure still looked more lordly than Emmon Frey. He wore a quilted doublet of red wool with a leaping trout embroidered on its chest. His boots were black, his breeches blue. His auburn hair had been washed and barbered, his red beard neatly trimmed. "I did all that was asked of me."
>"Oh?" Jaime Lannister had not slept since Riverrun had opened its gates, and his head was pounding. "I do not recall asking you to let Ser Brynden escape."
>"You required me to surrender my castle, not my uncle. Am I to blame if your men let him slip through their siege lines?"
>Jaime was not amused. "Where is he?" he said, letting his irritation show. His men had searched Riverrun thrice over, and Brynden Tully was nowhere to be found.
>"He never told me where he meant to go."
>"And you never asked. How did he get out?"
>"Fish swim. Even black ones." Edmure smiled.
He was more based in the books. In the show, he just seems like a sniveling incompetent shit.
>>70998402
Dany is just retarded, she assumes that her brother was somehow different from her because he dies from the melting gold even though she gets her hands burned by the dragon eggs.
>>70998532
I think that's book only
>>70998494
Nah I just kinda wanna read them in general, and summer is the perfect time for it with the shore nearby.
>>70998209
I tried looking but couldn't find the interview. Anyone know of it?
