Me on the right (for real). What celebs have you met?
>>70991277
The boondock saints guys at comic con,the one that isnt in walking dead smelled nice.
Me in the middle (for real).
>>70991277
she looks disgusted by your presencedid you bang her?
Can someone explain to me the point of dressing like a metalhead and going through life looking like a jackass?
>me on the left
>>70991277
should have leaned your arm on her boob
>>70991441
Go to bed grandpa. You sad old fuck.
>>70991277
>>70991439
that look in their eyes. you just know.
>>70991447
Holy shit dude
>>70991447
Had a lock-in with Lister.
>>70991277
There is this park in the city i live in. Sometimes i go into the bushes to masturbate there. One day out of nowhere Tom Cruise caught me by accident ( i guess, i hope). As i noticed him he acted like he didnt notice me. Thats when i made this photo.
>>70991277
How much precum came out?
I met Nicolas Cage at the Beverly Hills Hotel once. can't find the pic though, so I guess I could be a lying fuck for all you know
>>70991482
Fuck you.
>>70991447
if that were me, I'd slip her the tongue, fuckin lucky Anon. go to jail happy. Did she smell good?
>>70991477
Still no explanation
When I was a checkout chick at Target I sold socks to Harold Bishop
Fucking beat that, shitlords
>>70991277
>>70991447
>>70991482
You're all literally a bunch of ugly faggots.
>>70991277
Does non-international ones count?
>>70991277
>>70991417
She is still really fucking hot
>>70991564
>on 4chan on Saturday night
>trying to bully people for their appearances
Grow up faggot, we're not your enemies.
>>70991277
Holy shit dude, I got that album on vinyl.
Blaaaaaaaaaaaack Bloooooooooooood!!!
>>70991564
Newfag
>>70991482
Batman and the Fatman. New sitcom incoming.
me on the right
What do you guys think of my QT tatoo?
>>70991501
This is so surreal it might just be true.
>>70991631
>>70991564
post a pic of yourself
show that youre somehow better
and i would post a pic of myself, but i dont have to prove anything, because i admit that im ugly
>>70991277
haha, cool man. you look badass
i've met sean o'pry, but he was in a rush and we didn't stop to take pictures
>>70991640
I bet she smelled awful
>>70991501
Tom Cruise caught you ... or did he really want to help you finish...?
>>70991277
Me on the right
>>70991802
jesus christ whats the deal with this dude again? I've seen shit bout him and this chick before on here but I don't pay attention to it
when are they going to do comic con together again?
>>70991277
Only the truest black metal oldfag would know the name of the band. I know it, I'm very old. Name it and prove yourself.
>>70991640
those tiny little tits
so lovely
>>70991501
>Image search
>>70991802
Man, when did fat, sweaty chunkers get so bold? For years all you saw were hoverhands from these people but now they paw the merchandise like it was a chicken pot pie.
>>70991482
You just know
>>70991631
i'd watch it
>>70991724
>she
thats a guy, check the beard dude....
>me in the back
>>70991881
heh
>>70991277
nice shirt OP
me on the left.
u jelly /tv/? yeah u jelly
>>70991643
>horrible tattoo of meme director
>literally has fucking knuckle tattoos
I would love to hit a pleb this messy.
Guaranteed freak times.
>>70991802
This is the funniest thing i've seen all month
>>70991501
its bullshit but i'll believe it
>>70991564
>ugly
>implying that you think men are be hot
>gay as hell
fuck off
>>70991802
>me in the back
>>70991802
God look how uncomfortable she is. You can tell she doesn't like being around low class slobs like us
>>70991874
beherit are pretty well known in the metal world dude. no kvlt points for name dropping them.
>>70991680
Challenge accepted and won.
>>70991937
>wearing short shorts with winter booties and hoodie
MAKE UP YOUR MIND WOMAN
>>70991874
Behemoth obviously...it's Beherit
>>70991944
I can't pinpoint her. She's a pornstar right?
>me on the left
>>70991970
She's probably scared he's going to eat her.
>>70991277
>What celebs have you met?
There was a character on a show called Ally McBeal that was attracted to the necks of older women. I think the same character also dated Lucy Liu's character.
I had just finished a 3day white water rafting trip in the Grand Canyon. When the 3days were up, we flew in an airplane back to the starting point. That guy (the actor from Ally McBeal) was on the puddle jumper we took back to the beginning. Too lazy to look up his name. But it was cool at the time to see him.
>>70991501
Laughed harder than expected. The "I made this photo" bit got me.
>>70991441
Chicks dig it.
Me 3rd from the left
>>70991970
>God look how uncomfortable she is.
It's the lowered head and slightly raised shoulders. She is trying to physically fight a mental flight response to this guy and he doesn't even care he just wants his faggy little photo.
>>70991944
>>70992026
hates being into porn
hates fucking "ugly" guys
wishes she never said yes
arrogant and conceited as fuck
doesn't even like sex that much
yeah... the worst pornstar in the industry.
>>70991531
Some people like to look like jerkoffs because music is super important to their snowflake souls
I've met Crispin Glover, Gilbert Gottfried and Harlan Williams. All cool guys, Glover is a massive art fag though.
>>70991643
Who is this tranny? How cute is her penis?
>me on the right
>me on the left
>me on the far right
Cool Beherit shirt, dude.
>>70992112
>yeah... the worst pornstar in the industry.
the worst? m8 you just described the average girl in the biz there. they love the cash more than they hate the job. if she hated the job more than she loved the cash she'd stop and go do something else.
>>70991998
>>70992007
>>70992174
Great. Who would have thought...
>>70992218
shes not even a good actress. most porn stars make you believe they like what they are doing. this chick is just a cold fish.
also most chicks keep their hate to themselves, this chick badmouths the industry every chance she gets, she even cries about it. YET she still goes back for more.... there is literally nothing of value to her.
>>70991640
She was blunt with you
>>70992266
>this chick is just a cold fish.
a cold fish with a 10/10 face can still do the job if you're in the right mood for it. and i don't believe that there is nothing of value to her. she could be psycho but i reserve judgement on that.
if you want real emotion watch amateur couples who are really dating. simple and genuine.
>>70992028
>I... I... I fell off the ladder... *nod as if to assure himself*
>>70992432
nah, ill watch the other THOUSAND actresses that dont bitch as much and dont bring their mental problems to work.
if that chick in the pic quit porn, i would have some respect for her, but she will bitch and cry and still take cock... what a fucking loser
>>70992558
simmer down bruv you are getting way too emotional about this shit. it's like you have some vendetta against this chick.
who the fuck cares. for real.
>>70991944
bitch's name?
>>70992174
I saw a timestamp and got excited because timestamps usually mean proof of some juicy outrageous claim. But no, I checked the reply chain and it was just some gay shit about a metal band nobody cares about. I'm so fucking disappointed that I hope if your offspring have autism.
![d1706e6156714155bb074334aab1a642[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PpfVDwQ.jpg "d1706e6156714155bb074334aab1a642[1].jpg")
>>70991277
>Photo with Gillian Anderson
>Beherit
Fucking win.
>>70992685
rude
>>70992685
Sorry dannyboytbh
I met Aidan Gillen aka CIA aka littlefinger a year or so ago in a small university film theatre
>>70992792
Was the experience extremely painful?
>>70992075
I always wanted to see a black guy in this site
Thanks anon, don't go to /pol though
>>70992806
For him probably, it was Saturday night and he was alone, then after he walked off by himself looking sad
Me on the right
>>70992939
>when joyous memes collide with bleak reality
>>70992939
he didn't get to bring friends :(
>>70993003
He's married with a family so it's not all bad
>>70992075
>that dying person in the back
jesus, that just makes this picture more morbid than melissa mccarthy makes it
>>70991447
I want to smell her.
>>70991901
>paw the merchandise like it was a chicken pot pie
>>70992192
>me in the bottom left
me on the left
>>70993596
which one
>>70991802
how long did security's ass beating put you in the hospital for
I was at the mall today with my gf in SoCal and saw Joe Rogan with his wife and kids. Didn't say anything to him because I didn't want to be that guy. When I told my girlfriend she's like "who??" so I told her it was the guy from fear factor.
>>70992153
>mommy will never smell your hair
>>70993770
your gf sounds cool,give her my number
>>70993608
The poorfag without a horse
>>70991277
>when you blow your money on swag and can't afford getting pictures and hugs from the celebs
>>70991501
true keke, i actually believe.
>>70993397
summerfag
>>70992171
>so sad 2
Wheres 1?
me on the right
>>70991501
I choose to believe this
>>70991937
>ugg boots
D R O P P E D
>>70992978
Who is the celebrity in this picture?
>>70994094
Cara Delavingne
>>70991501
>>70991277
Its always such cringe watching these pictures because anyone who would go to a meeting or take selfies with celebs are literal infantile morons.
>>70994445
I can smell your fedora from here
Me on the right.
Jimmy corkhill out of brookside in sayers
>>70994520
Would Gianna be down to fuck a fan do you think?
>>70994112
Top post friend
Ran into george RR martin in the super market with his wife.
He drinks nescafe btw
>>70994624
what a fatty
>>70994580
As long as you have $1500.
>>70992028
>>70994580
she sells herself on backpage, so she'd fuck anyone if you can pay her price
>>70994704
I wonder how sensitive she is to ugliness...
>>70994520
Mad jelly
>>70994842
people don't fuck for attractiveness... people fuck due to fame
>>70994682
is that the girl from Glee?
>>70994520
Do you have more pictures of pornstars groping fans please ?
>>70994682
/tv/ really should have filename thread like /v/ does
>>70991640
Wheres you rank on your cover corporal?
>>70992028
CZDUB! CZDUB!
>>70994544
Best post in the thread so far
>>70991277
I got a hand job from Tilda Swinton once. Then she bought me and my friends a pizza.
Strange lady.
>>70991447
I met Holly Taylor, but unfortunately didn't take any photos.
>>70991528
>i would rape her
i bet you have had lots of girlfriends LOLGET A LIFE NERD XD
Used to work with Rolf Harris when he was doing that Animal Hospital show in London. I was a veterinary nurse and used to see him all the time, chatted a lot. He'd always comment on how "hot and bothered" he'd be around the younger nurses.
Looking back, I remember a lot of the female staff saying he was a bit handsy, but they just kinda shook it off.
It seems kinda surreal now, that maybe we should have reported it.
>>70995455
Yeah...not buying it
>>70991640
>black
Me in the middle
>>70991640
Someone photoshop his nametape to say BLACKED
>>70995585
was he nice?
>>70995647
Actually yeah hes a real cool guy
>>70995670
:( now i wanna meet him
>>70995544
Okay? She lives in my village and is a local at my pub
>>70994520
This is a true man
>>70995687
Maybe someday you will.
>me:So when are we getting Your Highness 2 I loved that movie
>dm:Probably never since I think you are the only person who loved that movie
Bummed me out but it was still cool talking with him
>>70994520
>not grabbing her ass
I fucked Maisie Williams last year. She smelled fucking great. Like that was literally the best part. Her pussy just smells SO good. She can suck dick pretty good too. Not the best lay ever, but definitely up there. Chick is awesome to hang out with on top of it. Spent the day with her, never talked to her much again.
>>70995873
kek,you cheeky cunt.
would've loved to see his face
>>70995943
>fucking a goblin
Don't you have any standards man?
>>70991944
The fuck is her name? I read a nine reply conversation that never mentioned her name, just whether or not she actually loves to getting fucked (she doesn't). Still, I'd like to see some of this awful work for myself.
>>70991417
>>70991277
I am a celebrity, but only in Po(o)land, but met some major foreign artists, most importantly Madonna who wanted to fuck me but I denied because obvs I'm gay.No proof because fuck you.
>>70995977
She's in that documentary
>>70992174
You fuch off.
>>70991501
He was just measuring your thetans bro
>>70991640
Did she step on your balls?
>>70991640
>that painful expression
>>70995690
>Bro she totally lives near me
Sure pal
>>70991277
>not even hoverhand
>>70996529
Where have all the hoverhanding nerds gone these days? They were comedy gold.
>>70991441
it's a mad world. freaks like op are good guys, properly dressed men are psychopats. (white collar gangsters, etc)
>>70992153
Doctor Mummy, I'm Cummy
>>70991937
dat implied foot scent
>>70996004
>Poland
>gay
Checks out.
>>70994520
You've earned that smug face
>>70991970
like she is better. ratfacedmidgetcunt
>me on the left
>>70996004
faggot
>>70991277
Dude you look like andrew garfield
>>70997513
People are weird
>>70991643
> mmmmmmmhmmmmmhhh
>>70991640
FUCK YOU
me in the back
>>70991277
Hello Lobo
>entry level black metal tshirt...baka
>>70995977
Her name is Rachel Bernard senpai
>>70997872
>entry level
Metal fans are such faggots with their trying to one up each other all the time.
>>70991501
>>70997903
it's elitism, it's not only among metal fags.
>>70997903
same shit happens anywhere on 4chan, for any medium
if someone on here said their favorite directors were Scorsese, Tarantino, Nolan, etc. you don't think they'd be called entry level?
>>70991549
Post tits
>>70998000
Yes I'm aware it exists elsewhere, my point still remains, it's especially bad in the metal community. The elitism and bitching about genre classifications is annoying.
>>70991640
thank you for your service
>>70998057
Thank you for your cervix
>>70996004
A real faggot would've fucked Madonna
>>70991549
I sold morphine to Harold Shipman
>>70998033
>original poster here
I agree elitism is bad in metal, and i'm guilty, but I listen to grindcore so i can speak my mind with authority.
>>70991501
>>70991631
Kek
>>70991944
....hero?
>this is the only evidence I have that I met William Shatner because I lost the original photo
>>70991501
>>70998184
nice set
>>70991501
AAAAHHHHHHHHH SAVE THIS SHIT.
TOM CRUISE CONFIRMED FAGGOT!!!
>>70994520
>That Ass to leg ratio
What the fuck is going on there?
>>70994027
>it's true
Could Tom be any more based? Seriously
>>70991501
>Hey bro, dont masturbate in the bushes is wrong. I saw you but never do it again, okay? Im your brother, take care. Bay.
Holy shit, Tom Cruise such a nice guy.
>>70991501
one of you faggots is going to post this on r/4chan
>>70998184
You have a nice right boob. Would love to see more :^)
>>70994520
So does she fuck fans or...?
>>70993397
wow how fucking new are you stop posting.
>>70992153
-Why mom love my friend so much?
-I dont undesrstand
>>70998491
If you pay a few grand yea
>>70998570
Not that much, her rates are $1,700 an hour. I don't know but I've heard it's worth it. Guys I know that have payed to fuck a bunch of porn stars say she's one of the absolute best.
>>70993596
Godfrey of Boulogne?
>>70998637
How do you know more than one person who goes around fucking porn stars? What kind of life do you live?
>>70991501
new pasta is new pasta
>>70996004
Are we sure he doesn't mean India?
>>70998637
>he thinks popular pornstar prostitutes charge by the hour
terrible bait, you have no idea what you're talking about. they charge by the session.
>>70991802
me on the back
>>70998777
>dat creature behind her
build the wall already holy fug
>>70998841
Xe likes them brown
>>70998762
Probably, I've just never bought one before. I didn't say I knew all about how the details work, just the price.
>>70996004
>not shitting up madonnas cunt
>>70998686
Two friends are like escort enthusiasts. They trade details and shit on them. It's like an addiction or something. They both see an escort at least once a week.
>>70991277
Uma Thurman (three times), Liv Tyler (family friend somehow), Willem Dafoe, Sandra Bullock
>>70998777
Goddamn she's got a weird, bloated face...
>>70998777
>>70998777
She's a F R I D G E but I would till destroy her sniz
>>70991277
There is this famous artist who is really eccentric who appears to eat in this Asian place near my home for every fucking meal.
I don't know what he does but every time I go there with someone they point out oh my god its [artist name].
Also as a kid my dad took me and my cousin to eat at this really expensive place and there was a football player eating a couple tables away
>>70998777
what's with fridgey and showing off her cuntlips every time she goes outside?
>>70992662
ava taylor
>>70991277
I've only met one that could be considered "celeb" and it was Aiden Gillan.
How jelly is /tv/?
>>70998686
Not him, but clearly, the winner's life.
>>70991277
nice dubs and Beherit shirt
>>70991835
Id like to know aswell
>>70991439
she looks like that all the time
>>70991277
I met david lee roth at the carwash washing his wreaking machine, do you know what I mean?
>>70991277
nice shirt, faggot. win
>>70991901
Since stars started pandering at comicons
Me on the left.I wish.
>>71001087
You're a big guy
Not me. But somewhat relevant.
I work at a radio station so mainly just musicians.
I met Phillip Seymour Hoffman though that was cool.
Me on the left
>>71000777
Nice trips
>>70991277
Geri Halliwell from the Spice Girls is my Godmother. Unfortunately, I wasn't old enough for that to get me laid in the 90s. Did some MAD fingering, though.
I used to meet loads of pretty big musicians at family do's but not so much anymore.
>>71001296
Whats that on the right?
>>70994520
based
>>71001445
>Whats that on the right?
Manlet of Steel.
>>70991501
>>70994520
Wow.
>>70993918
>Age 26
wow he looks like 36, whats wrong with you America?
>>70998777
>dat peruvian bad dressed
disgusting
>>71001500
Jesus fucking Christ
>>70993918
is that Stifler's dad?
>>71001374
>You know what I don't even want this cookie anymore I just wanna get to the beach!
