>Theatrical cut:
villain loses a fight against one of the main protagonists and he is sent away as a prisoner
>Extended cut:
villain loses a fight against one of the main protagonists as the protagonist then slices his throat
Amazing how the 2 cuts of this film completely alternate a scenes events
What a piece of shit movie. Why was Ray Liotta in it? It makes no sense.
but it was a shit movie, who cares?
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>>70989301
Fuck you the movie wasnt that bad.
>>70989338
It was pretty garbage man
Shit movie dropped 20 min in.
>>70989421
It sure makes for a cool collectable
>>70989486
Thats just sad dude, jason looks like a cockney even in those which is funny given hes australian.
>>70990668
>tfw you don't live in the dimension where Statham's character, Farmer, is just a simple peasant bloke doing cozy farm shit, building fortifications and being a family man with occasional militia duties thrown in
why even watch movies?
>>70989301
Ray Liotta shows up in lots of shitty movies
>>70990958
Yes I see what you are saying, i feel the same
>tfw you will never be a cute farm boy who gets your boiussy plowed by farmer statham
>Being Uwe Boll is suffering
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>>70991533
Yeah did you see his trantrum video after no one funded his next film? So funny.
>>70989270
you watched the wrong one
>>70991918
does that still have jrd in it
>>70991918
This movie was pretty based.
Is basically a cheap budget version of Army of Darkness
>>70991918
>An ex-Special Forces soldier gets thrown back to medieval times to fulfill an ancient prophecy and ends up finding redemption for his own battlefield experiences.
what the fuck
now I have to watch it
>>70992966
Like I said: its like Bruce Campbell's Army of Darkness.
Btw first scene is Dolph training a group of kids in a martial art class.
HAHAHAHA
>The extended version death scene
Anyone actually play the Dungeon Siege games? I loved them when I was younger, but I have no idea how you make a movie out of them. The first one barely had a plot
>watching Uwe Boll shit
>buying Uwe Boll shit
>buying it more than once
Begehe Sudoku, OP.
>>70992924
Army of Darkness is cheap budget Army of Darkness.
>>70993629
I doubt you have even watched any of his movies? Or have you only seen one?
Firstly: he doesn't just make video game movies. His career goes into 2 categories: video game movies and dramatic realism.
His dramatic realism series are:
>Darfur
>Stoic
>Tunnel Rats
>Auschwitz
>Assault on Wall Street
>>70993853
and then of course his Rampage trilogy
>>70989270
I tried watching this move, had months of therapy after it, now you triggered my PTSD again, thanx fucker...
>>70993951
>>70994012
>>70993580
ZOINKS
