It's the same fucking movie.
It copies Finding Nemo almost bit-for-bit. They didn't even try.
And yet it will get critical acclaim and make a shitzillion dollars.
>>70972172
However
Incoming Disneyshill butthurt.
>>70932074
So did toy story
>>70972286
Godmond White
>>70972172
how the mighty have fallen
worked for force awakens, works here.
it's the new studio strategy.
I wonder what the ratio is for actual kids vs 2000 era nostalgia faggots
Probs 1:2
Children are an infinite goldmine of money.
>>70972286
>Immediately read the opening paragraph
>New it was White immediately
Why are conservatives gays so based?
>>70972172
Toy Story 3 was a complete rehash of Toy Story 2 as well, it was a movie that nobody really asked for but they made anyway to sell merchandise. Same story with Finding Dory, why sell creativity when we can sell merchandise and make billions?
>>70972434
> new
the ny times review called it out for being a bald rehash with no new ideas that never should have been made HOWEVER they said it was still well executed for what it was and kids will enjoy it
>>70972434
nothing new about it at all, Ben-Hur comes out in 2 months and it's the THIRD time that film has been REMADE
>>70972309
>>70972499
Toy Story 2 added new ideas to the universe, like how toys deal with their owners growing up and that being in storage is like torture for toys. And then Toy Story 3 took that idea further by having the toys deal with Andy himself growing up (which is basically the logical way to end the Toy Story series).
Of course, Pixar's fucking it up by making a fourth Toy Story, which really is a cash grab that nobody asked for.
As for Finding Dory, I just hope it's better than Monsters University.
>>70972526
>>70972598
ben hur is a straight remake, finding dory and force awakens are what the industry calls stealth remakes. people think they get something new but instead they get just what they secretly want anyway: the same old crap painted with shiny new colors.
>>70972599
>Toy Story 2 added new ideas to the universe, like how toys deal with their owners growing up and that being in storage is like torture for toys. And then Toy Story 3 took that idea further by having the toys deal with Andy himself growing up (which is basically the logical way to end the Toy Story series).
Didn't really adding anything plot wise cause it was still toys get placed at x, they wanna go to y, and they do. Formulaic
Disney will pay for good reviews as always.
>>70972599
OP here. Finding Dory has nothing. No new angles on things, nothing added to the world, nothing.
It's literally the same shit you got before, but with new characters and settings.
>>70972309
No.
>>70972672
>what the secretly want anyway
nah, I was really quite disappointed with force awakens for being such a straight remake of a new hope. I was expecting it to do its own thing, such a waste of potential.
Say what you will about the Robocop remake but even though it wasn't as good as the original I really have to respect them for making it so completely different, and changing the theme of the film from 80's corporate culture to being about drone warfare. I wish more remakes would take that route instead of just trying to cash in on nostalgia in the cheapest ways possible. Although maybe that was the intention with Ghostbusters...
>>70972172
but it stars a woman and it's quirky 10/10
>>70972761
film critics =/= video game critics
>>70972499
Bullshit. 2 is a road story about loyalty, 3 is a prison movie. You're blind as hell.
>>70972770
Yes
>>70972257
what is this meme? i dont understand it
>>70972734
You hate Marvel, too, right?
>>70972863
Lurk more.
The adventure, jokes, and storyline are a clear rehash. The character arc for Dory is 100% new and much different than Marlin's. When the movie focuses on her past and the part whereshe thinks her parents are dead, it's classic Pixar. So basically it's top notch character and animation work wrapped in a recycled adventure story with mediocre gags.
>>70974751
So you don't know either
>>70972472
This. Even my dad said he wanted to see it, and he was 42 when the first one came out.
>>70972863
its harry potter you dumbass. Some fag literally shitpost this every hour.
>>70976062
Its some harry potter shit
>>70972172
Did you honestly expect something different?
>>70972863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51EbzSoTN54
