Stannis the Mannis IS ALIVE edition
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70962443
Back thread where?
Azor Preston!
>>70962443
>mfw just found out about preston
>mfw catching up on conspiracy
I'M HOOKED
LET'S TALK PRESTON BROS
7th for Jamie killing Cersei this season
>Jamie killed the Mad King because he was going to burn down King's Landing with wildfire
>We know there's plenty still there b/c Tyrion used it in Blackwater
>Qyburn has been investigating a "rumor" for Cersei and it's better than she ever imagined
>The rumor is obviously the wildfire that Aerys had placed around the city
>Trial by combat outlawed, Cersei is getting more desperate with her trial coming up
Jamie will save the city from burning again.
NORMIES RAISING GLASSES WITH TYRION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4C43rXNpoE&feature=youtu.be&t=248
OH KEK, HOLY KEK
snekfu
>>70962454
>DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHAT A JPEGSKCKSOKVMSNCKS
>>70962492
Lets talk STANNIS instead
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>70962443
No, he had to go so that Jon is contender #1. Also:
>#badjudgementstannis
Bend the knee to Stannis, rightful husbando and protector of /got/
Meera Queen of the Universe.
Purest waifu that ever was or will be.
>>70962514
fuck off
>>70962443
Stannis wil come back and kill one of khaleesis dragons
>>70962525
>Essos is savage
>Praise R'Hllor
pick one.
Simply amaising
> best girl
> least amount of screen time
burn me on a pyre already bros
>>70962537
Stannermen, GATHER!
Who /Stannisforever/ here
>>70962454
>185x103
>>70962569
Simply a ballsack. Her face. It looks like a scrotum.
>>70962546
JUDEN
>>70962514
WHY ARE THEY LAUGHING ALL THE TIME IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING FUNNY
>>70962477
>Calls others retard when it's him who actually doesn't know shit
ok
>>70962526
Redbowl when?
>>70962514
all that laughing at that cringy scene is triggering my autism really bad
Even if the next episode is as superb as it looks you just KNOW the whining virgin nitpicking cunts (aka the Beta Brigade) will find nonsensical stuff to cry about.
Adults, join me in guessing what these social outcasts will come out with......
>waaah waaah waaah the lances were half an inch too long!
>waaah waaah waaah the shields are half an inch too short!
>waaah waaah waaah the snow was the wrong shade of white!
>waaah waaah waaah kino!
>waaah waaah waaah patrician!
>waaah waaah waaah Sansa was portrayed as a strong woman and this frightens me!
>>70962517
>>70962585
It's the biggest size of that image, and I can't find an In2Minds download anywhere.
>>70962454
Do you have a lower res one?
>>70962644
bastardbowl = prediktable as fuck
>>70962581
He's coming back, he has too, he is the one true king
>>70962575
depends, will it help me win the war
>>70962635
Rhllor Vult!
>>70962622
The Jews are great people. They are pioneers in entertainment, banking and science. Thank God our planet was blessed with their existence.
Hello Anons
As requested by King Robert Baratheon, Today we will be having our 1st Memesmoot
Please fill in:
>I am [X poster] of House [Cancer name]
>I bring [What do you bring to these /got/ threads]
Other Anons will vote whether you could stay or you should fuck-off
We update Robert's acceptable memes based on the results
Goodluck anons
>>70962624
>>70962638
those beasts are literally screaming, not laughing.
>>70962698
Oh, he's coming back alright...
>>70962585
muh dick
>>70962677
>In2Minds
Is that what that's from?
Don't shit up this thread with balding anxiety, nobody cares.
Has Rickon ever even met Jon?
>>70962702
JIDF pls
>>70962706
I am nth Stannerman. I bring support for the One True King into /got/ threads, so that our collective willpower will herald the return of the Mannis.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>70962585
>>70962725
hideous beast
>>70962728
>>70962680
Yes.
>>70962706
I am Lemon of House Cake
I bring weight gain to the women of Westeros.
>>70962724
>>70962764
>SO MUCH BOOOOOOOOOOONER!
>>70962581
Mannis Baratheon
Will we ever get a shota as qt as S1 Bran Stark?
>>70962840
He looks completely JUST in that pic
>>70962842
Is it a different person playing him now? I refuse to believe such a face could grow up to become so ugly.
So, how did Salsa end up adopting her wolfdog IRL? Was HBO just going to throw them away when they were done filming? Did nobody own it?
>>70962492
Preston is cringey as fuck though. No one seriously enjoys watching him, right?
>>70962761
Stannis!
>>70962867
OH NO! A 60 year old man looks old!
>>70962701
Is this how sex?
BURN THEM ALL
>>70962724
I feel I'm being rused.
>>70962887
Have a (you)
I really like his stuff though.
>>70962749
What do you mean? They lived together for like three or four years
>>70962886she like the knot
>>70962575
(farts)
>>70962879
Isaac is a handsome angel of a young man. You are just a degenerate pedophile is all.
>>70962906
He had more men. Stannis is dead lmao!
>>70962569
>The Hunchback of Winterfell
>>70962886
I bet she just dumped it on her parents while she plays le ebin film star and spends the rest of her free time partying and doing drugs
>>70962918
It's how Jewish lesbians do it, anon
>>70962886
>ywn see what's in the dark
>>70962948
But it's a girl dog...
>>70962919
P O E T R Y
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>>70962706
I am Tony of House Soprano
I bring gabagool and door shutting to the people of Westeros
>>70962749
Jon, Robb, Bran, and Rickon are all chilling together in the first scene of the show that they were all introduced in
>>70962999
>>70962443
>>70962525
>>70962537
>>70962561
>>70962581
>>70962761
>pure autism
>>70962887
I enjoy listen to his videos until he has some retarded non-sequitur in the middle of the video, and enjoyment is gone, since whatever comes after will be bullshit
friendly reminder that literally everything happening on the show is a prologue for danny to take control of westeros. think about it.
>illegitimate baratheons somehow crippled by an institution with less than than 100 warriors
>stannis and renly only legitimate baratheons, can't let them win or danny will seem like a vile conqueror
>stannis murders both his brother and his daughter to make him hated enough for a half-assed death to be considered acceptable
oh no, now baratheons are all gone! and there is no other warlord who has ambitions for the throne. i guess that only daenerys has a legitimate claim now :)
also
>littlefinger reduced from the most dreaded ambitious spymaster in westeros to a weak dog licking sansa's feet
>ironborn are born to lose
>letting boltons win is too politicaly incorrect, ramsay HAS to be punished for raping sansa
>dorne eradicated
>highgarden has all heirs in captivity
>muh dragons will kill all white walkers
>>70963029
Reminder if you like Dany and hate Stannis you're reddit
>>70962706
I am Ser Preston of House Jacobs
I bring autism to this board, all of Redditos and to the 9GAG Isles.
>>70962906
he has 20 good men + plot armor
;(
SEASON SIX SOUNDTRACK PREVIEW WHEN REEEEEEEEE
>>70963106
What if you hate both?
>>70963106
I post on reddit, what are you going to do about it virgin?
>>70963150
Lick your butthole until you climax.
>>70963106
Hey everyone. There is this place called Reddit you should be made aware of.
Game Of Thrones is talked about there too. However instead of being full of whining nitpicking beta cunts like this cesspool, it is instead filled with adults who can hold a decent discussion about the show.
You will find many interesting theories, leaks that are actually genuine and deserved high praise for the finest show on television.
Of couse you will sometimes see criticism too but it's all valid, not the cringeworthy complaining about nothing you'll see here.
Please feel welcome to join us!
>>70963167
L E W D
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>>70962258
He'll kill her trying but Qyburn will still light it I think
>>70962977
wouldn't you do the same anon? imagine you are a normie earning shitton of money for just a season of the year. wouldn't you just spend it to live your life?
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>70962463
am I not autistic enough to realise why is this funny?
>>70962886
>>70962977
>get dog that looks like them
pottery
>>70963098
>>littlefinger reduced from the most dreaded ambitious spymaster in westeros to a weak dog licking sansa's feet
If only we could all meet such a fate
>>70963248
I'm 177cm and I feel like a big guy due to the amount of manlets in GoT. The whole cast is manlet with a few exceptions.
>>70963098
first men, rhoynar, andals and valyrians have to fight together to defeat white walkers.
there is only one man who can bring them together.
do you really think the kingindanorf who is a targaryen let her aunt destroy his destiny?
>>70962701
>GET HYPE
>>70963270
>autistic
*patrician
>>70962886
>needs artofzoo caption
>>70962969
> #badjudgementstannis
>>70962886
>>70963098
Jon will bed her, she will give him children to continue targ line.
Haven't been keeping up with the generals the past few days. Anyone link me or summarise the leaks?
Lemme guess Littlefinger does a Gandalf at helms deep.
>>70963270
Do you find these threads funny in general? There's like a 5 hour period each day when it's not full-on autism and stupidity.
>>70962443
Oh shit...what if the white walkers are game of thrones version of lord of the rings deus ex machina ghosts that aragon sorts out...
>>70963106
What if you like the Red Priestesses?
>>70962443
>>70963426
This guy knows the score
>>70963407
that is the only rational outcome
Hey so I was told that Lommy Greenhands is now a meme. Is that correct?
Why Brienne didn't mention to Jaime or the Blackfish about the Others threat?
Her only argument was that Sansa is entitled to Winterfell.
>>70963312
Well that certainly isn't fake.
>>70963426
Why can't Sophie have tits as nice as her?
>>70963460
His name is seriously Eros? Who names a child after the god of fucking?
>>70963385
DELETE THIS. SANSA IS PURE
>>70963513
Because she doesn't sacrifice men to the Lord of Light.
>>70963519
>Name is Eros
>Least erotic looking person imaginable
>>70963489
of course it is not fake!
>>70963535
>>70963385
That is the most disgusting vagina I've seen in the whole thread.
>>70963460
What the hell is a lommy greenhands?
>>70963563
Stannis will come back, he will kill Ramsay, he will kill Melisandre and he will make Sansa his queen.
>>70963631
#badjudgementstannis? unlikely.
>>70962575
Does she play older Lyanna too?
>tee hee hee hee
What did she mean by this?
>>70963631
>so, stannis, who we know is dead, will come back,
>kill ramsay, with no army and no witch to help him
>kill the hottest women he's ever seen, and who legitimitly tried to help him
>make some bolton/lannister/stark/tully cunt her queen? even though she's pregrant with boltons kid right now?
top kek
>>70963696
Bronn is one of the only good parts of the show though.
>>70963413
Dude we have known this since before the season started airing. GoT battles always end the same way, good guys are about to lose then an army comes in to save the day.
>>70963513
Because she's a brit slag with shitty genes
She'll turn into Humpty Dumpty by 30
Let the Stannisposting begin
>>70963694
As retarded as it sounds, some Derp woman would up travelling hundreds of miles through hostile territory and killed a King despite him having an army, while she had far more important objectives.
D&D has done far more retarded shit then what was proposed. We just know it won't happen because they always hated Stannis as a character.
>>70963742
As are Brienne and Melly and now the Hound.
>>70963673
I make joke
>>70963664
There's going to be a tournament scene with Lyanna but no one knows whos playing her part.
>>70963673
someday i'll understand the costume departments fascination with BDSM, and their need to bring it into the costumes.
>Tower of Joy
>Ned finds Lyanna bleeding out
>"Promise me, Ned..."
>She dies
>Ned holds the infant, choking on the umbilical cord from a messy birth, screaming, screaming
>Then silence
>Ned sits there in horror in the room with his dead sister and her dead child
>Ned makes one last ride to Starfall
>There he meets House Dayne, in mourning
>Ned solemnly gives the family Dawn and tells them of Arthur's death
>Ned learns that Ashara gave birth to a son, with the Stark look, grey eyes shining, before Ashara died tragically before Ned arrived
>Ned: "I will take the child and watch over him."
>>70963106
agreed
>>70963477
>implying Jaime would believe Ice Zombies are coming to slaughter all of Westeros and Blackfish needs to be let go to help fight them
Shit, Jon is going to have trouble persuading Littlefinger he'll need the Arryn army to fight the Others, let alone Jaime
>>70963780
Virginity
Obesity
Stupidity
Autism
Stannisposters.
>>70962887
How is he cringey? I admit I'm pretty autistic and have always liked stupid, complex conspiracy theories in cheap fiction but I think it's also well presented and he admits after ever vid that he's probably completely off base
>>70963863
So who are the patrician posters?
>>70963694
>who we know is dead
>implying
>no army
He will fight with Jon
Melisandre murdered his daughter and then dipped when things turned bad. Obviously he is going to get his revenge, he's fucking Stannis the one true king
>>70963132
>chimichanga posting
is this a fresh hot meme?
>>70963880
None now that Tywin is dead.
>>70963880
the ones who don't watch this shit show or read these shit books.
i don't even know why i'm here tbqh
>>70963863
upvoted le friend xDDDD
Detailed spoilers from spanish source:Starks themselves are hopeless about Rickon's situation and fear that Rickon dies before the battle, but he is brought to the battle by Ramsay. Jon Snow is amazed to see him alive. Ramsay asks Rickon to run to his brother. Rickon runs away from Ramsay and Jon is trying to save him from arrows on horseback but just as he reaches near Jon an arrow hits him and he dies. Melisandre is with Jon. She does not do anything magical and Jon wins the battle without any magic, She is just there to support him. The battle begins with a big handicap to Jon as he is outnumbered 6 to 1. There are a lot of skirmishes by arrow, and ramsay is a good commander. There are 3 main commanders on the stark side: Jon, Tormund and Davos. As the battle progresses, Boltons encircle the Starks and the body of the dead basically creates a wall between the starks and boltons and the Stark army is being pushed against one another. They try to break free but are unsuccessful. One of the top moments of the episode is the fight between Tormund and Smalljon Umber. There are a lot of rumors about Tormund's fate in this episode but he survives this fight. When everything seems lost for the starks the army of the Vale arrive commanded by Littlefinger and Sansa. They break the circle of the bolton army and cause massive losses to the bolton army. This causes the coward Ramsay to flee to Winterfell which have now closed the doors. Wun Wun leads a charge against the door and manages to break it to the delight of Jon but he is injured greviously in the battle. Wun Wun dies in the battle. Jon captures ramsay and puts him in the cellars with his dogs. He effectively dies this season. He is devoured by his own dogs.
>>70963171
Go back to r____t
>>70963902
He is not the prince that was promised though. Melly has already realized that she had confused the two of them. Plus, nobody will ever let #badjudgementstannis lead an army again. He's better off dead.
>>70963902
>melisandre murdered his daughter
no she didn't. Stannis gave the order, and is as guilty as melisandre
>dipped when things turned bad
smart
>revenge
hard to get revenge while dead anon. and he is dead, brienne wouldn't let him live.
>>70963940
cont.Mereen
There are spectacular cgi scenes where Drogon and the other 2 dragons destroy the fleet of the masters. The other 2 are released when the tower is under attack. Sons of the harpy are fighting and killing on the streets of meereen when they are trounced by the dothraki. Yara and Theon arrive at Mereen at the best possible moment when there is a attack by sea from boats and Daenerys needs ships to fight and they arrive with ships. Daenerys will punish all masters and the punishment will be meted out by grey worm against the slave masters.
>>70963880
Preston posters
>>70963925
Enjoy your father issues. Make sure to vote Trump too!
>>70963968
So CIA comes to save the day? What a surprise. Should have been Jaime or Stannis or Brutus Tully.
>>70962443
Are there any theories out there that could support roose still being alive in the tv show. He was a personal favourite of mine.
>>70963989
>Brutus Tully.
Fuck, I knew I'd seem him from somwhere. It was doing my head in.
>>70963940
The battle would be 10x's better if it was the baitbowl and not the bastardbowl, because it's completely retarded for Jon to fight Ramsay while he has 12K soldiers compared to Jon's 2K
>>70963940
All known. I need more spoilers regarding the finale.
>>70963983
>he thinks I'm an amerilard like him who had no father
>>70963940
>the army of the Vale arrive commanded by Littlefinger and Sansa.
This makes ZERO sense. Neither Sansa nor Littlefinger have ever led an army militarily into battle, even a cavalry charge needs a competent commander to lead it and give orders. If there's anyone who should be leading the army it should be Lord Yohn Royce
>>70964030
next week
>>70964014
>>70964001
No, he was an older man. If you aren't a woman or an extremely attractive young man, you don't belong in Westeros.
>>70964016
it's even more retarded for ramsay to leave the castle.
castles were made to be defended from very large forces (tenths of thousands) while holding very few people inside (a few douzens were more than enought)
ramsay literally needed only to stay inside the fucking walls, need says himself that 10000 men could march on winterfell and a mere 100 men could stop him.
shit, there was a case in france where a lady and her 9 guards had their castle sieged by something like 2000 men, and not only survived, but held the castle and weren't breached.
>>70963940
>tfw Robin doesn't lead the charge proving he's not some weak coward and thus earning that sweet Sansa pussi as thanks for saving her
>>70963742
you must have loved the hound scenes in season 4
>>70964100
>tfw we won't get to see littlefinger charging at the boltons on horseback with a sword in his hands
>>70964107
Maybe I did. Is that a bad opinion? Should I go to Reddit?
>>70962443
REMOVE USURPER remove usurper
you are worst baratheon. you are the baratheon idiot you are the baratheon smell. return to crownlands. to our crownlands cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,lannisters we will never forgeve you. castermere rascal FUck but fuck asshole baratheon stink lannister sqhipere shqipare..baratheon genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead baratheon..ahahahahah LANNISTER WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget aegon's landing. starks we kill the king , starks return to your precious winterfell….hahahahaha idiot baratheon and lannister smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE USURPER FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. dragons+unsullied+second sons+dothraki=kill baratheon…you will war of conquest II/ rhaegar alive in meereen, rhaegar making harp songs of meereen . fast harp rhaegar meereen. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of rhaegar… you are ppoor stink baratheon… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a keep
>>70964093
>it's even more retarded for ramsay to leave the castle.
It's actually fits his character, he wanted to meet Stannis on the field too. So that's one thing where the show has some continuity.
>>70963171
>Implying that most of the people on reddit don't post here too
It's just as big of a cesspool of bullshit as this place is, only a little less offensive with the imagery.
>>70963742
I agree with this anon and >>70964107 yes.
I also enjoy the dragons.
>>70964093
No, to be fair, Ramsay knows how easy Winterfell can be taken by someone who knows the castle, so he's meeting Jon out on the field where he can likely win instead of fearing Jon pulls the same trick as Theon
>>70964138
it's retarded from a tactical position. it fits ramsay, but it's still retarded.
>>70963940
>ramsay is a good commander
>sallys forth from his castle against a force 5 times weaker
also
>vale army somehow match for hundreds of miles through the north without being spotted by bolton spies
>I prefer chicken.
I love meme magic.
>>70964048
All it needs to inspire men to fight is a determined and confident woman :^)
>Ep.10
>Dany blames Tyrion for the Slavers' attack on Meereen and exiles him
>We're supposed to see her being in the right
Don't tell me they wouldn't fucking do this
>>70962443
I'll finally admit Jon is the son of Brandon Stark and Ashara Dayne. And Dany is the daughter of Lyanna Stark.
>>70964171
>vale army somehow match for hundreds of miles through the north without being spotted by bolton spies
This. Every TV show, every movie ever.
>suddenly a huge enemy force appears out of nowhere
>le cringe
>>70963940
>just as he reaches near Jon an arrow hits him and he dies
jesus christ enough with this anime tier shitty writing
>>70963940
> the coward Ramsay to flee to Winterfell
nothing that has happened so far makes ramsay seem like someone who would flee, if anything I would expect him to rip his shirt off and bring as many guys down with him as he can
>>70964151
theon took winterfell through plot magic.
fortresses and castles didn't come with a magical "weakspot" that would just allow dozens of men to enter unnanounced.
>but he knew the castle.
so? that doesn't create doors where there are any.
>>70962886
Imagine being a rich, teenager girl, with sucha a beautiful and big doge...
Would you resist the urges of letting his big cock in? Would you resist the urges of getting on your fours and taking it like the little bitch you are, like no man would ever be able to give you?
Imagine the mix of pain and pleasure when the knot enters you, imagine the deep warm breathing in your back, imagine the seed of that wolf running down your tights after he's finished... Wouldn't it be the best orgasm of your life?
Imagine it /tv/
As Sophie once did.imagine it
>>70964201
Thank you Grrm, that's all we ever wanted to hear
>>70964196
That would be great, turn the normies against eachother. I'd choose Tyrion over that whore any day.
Why didn't Aiden maintain the S1 accent. Devious people don't talk in a devious accent.
>>70964171
>>ramsay is a good commander
>>sallys forth from his castle against a force 5 times weaker
being sieged is hell, better to wipe out an enemy in the open fired than have your supply routs for food and water cut off by a much weaker force
>>70964253
It's a girl dog.
>>70962867
He's probably better looking at 60 than you will ever be you fucking faggot.
>>70964093
If Ramsay knew the Vale was in the area, he wouldn't leave the Castle. He should know the Vale is in the area, but he doesn't because the writers say so
That leaves Jon and his 2K men, which would make sense for why Ramsay would then leave the Castle, since 2K enemy soldiers running around just outside your gates and closing the road would be annoying for such a large garrison, so Ramsay rides out to eliminate them
But Jon shouldn't be launching a suicide attack, Jon should know the Vale is coming to save him, and he needs to use his smaller army to bait Ramsay out of the Castle and then send a signal to the Vale army to eliminate the smaller Bolton army while they're in the open field
Same course of events could transpire in the Battle, with Jon and his weaker army fucking up when they randomly charge to save Rickon, but they survive long enough to get Ramsay into position and send the signal to the Vale
But for some reason D&D don't want that, even though everybody but Jon and Ramsay know that the Vale is coming to save the day
>>70962724
This is real, I know a girl who works for HBO and he comes back next episode.
We also watched episode 10. God I hate Dany.
>>70964196
no, epic tyrion is going to be hand of the queen in westeros
>>70964253
it's a female anon.
you sick, sick fuck
>>70964203
But Ramsay knew every movement Stannis and his 6K army made when they were invading
But 20K Vale soldiers take Moat Cailin and march from the south on Winterfell without Ramsay finding out at all?
I'm beginning to think that he and Dickon might never rule Essos.
>>70964317
He should be, his deal was much better than any political move Dany has made, it's not his fault that she fucked things up so much that even the best deal possible didn't help.
>>70964253
nah, unlike you she does sex and drugs and sex and drugs very frequently
>>70964290
It's amazing, Ramsay could find Stannis in the middle of a blizzard miles from Winterfell, but doesn't notice 10K knights making their way all across the north to Winterfell in good weather,
>>70964290
Jesus, /tv/. Letting Jon and Sansa roam freely, while hiding in Winterfell has to be literally the WORST decision that Ramsay could make, including reek-ing himself.
>>70964349
Dickon is like 20 in the show and Rickon is definitely going to die.
>>70962912
>>70964286
I did say in THAT pic specifically. Stephen looked quite good in early season 5 but the hair and makeup team worked well at making him look haggard as fuck in episode 9.
Why are Dillanefags so defensive? You know he can't hear us, right?
It just now occurred to me that Jaime will be the one to slay the Night's King. That's some good pottery.
>>70964290
that wouldn't please the normies, CIA can't ally with pure good Jon
wait for Sansa to direct the Vale army and to kill LF on one of these two final episodes
>>70962492
>>70964365
Yes that's what I said, it makes sense for Ramsay to ride out and kill Jon if he only assumes Jon is out there
What doesn't make sense is Jon attacking Winterfell, or Ramsay not knowing about a very large Vale army on the way to Winterfell to kill him
>>70964387
>Dickon is like 20 in the show
Yeah, and? Rickon is 14. Tyrion was like 40 when he married Salsa, and she was around the same age.
>>70964431
...or Sansa not telling Jon about the Vale army.
>>70964357
Right? Queen khaleesi is going to realize that he went against all her dispositions but Tyrion will make her realize that he was in the right with a funny quip about Greyworm and a sip of wine
>>70964290
>That leaves Jon and his 2K men, which would make sense for why Ramsay would then leave the Castle, since 2K enemy soldiers running around just outside your gates and closing the road would be annoying for such a large garrison, so Ramsay rides out to eliminate them
it would still make no since for him to leave the castle. simply send a raven to your bannerman and have them come and lift the siege. house umber has more than enough men to fight off 2k soldiers.
>>70964431
I was agreeing with you. If Ramsay would cowardly hide, Sansa and Jon would have time to forge an actual alliance against the Boltons, pointing at Ramsay's cowardice/weakness.
>>70964463
God they really did put the two most cancerous Mary Sue characters in the same place.
>>70964406
fuck. i'd watch that.
/daynes/
>>70962506
what will his title be then, kinslayer or kingslayer?
or will he just do what danny does and chose from the WoW title drop box to suit the occasion?
Whoa, I've just realised something.
A Song of ICE and FIRE!
Do you see?
Jon is a northern bastard called Snow who fights in a group stationed at a wall of Ice.
Dany goes around hot countries, is a dragonblood Targaryen who can't get burnt and owns 3 fire-breathing dragons.
Jon = Ice
Dany = Fire
Anyone else notice this?
>>70964468
I expect that for some reason the forces of house karstark and house Umber will be in winterfell.
I also expect that Ramsay will go face a 2k army without leaving some thousands of reserves on Winterfell
>>70964478
are you forgetting what happens to people who go against ramsay bolton?
you'll find it's very hard to make people rebel when they are afraid of being flayed, and you're not in a winning position either.
also, ramsay has rickon. the only true heir to winterfell. the moment they siege he could just start flaying him in the castle walls. and snow would fuck right off.
>>70962644
>the snow was the wrong shade of white!
dont be racist, white snow is a social construct
>>70964525
mind=blown
*farts*
>>70964428
Who's the guy next to Frost?
>>70964525
holy shit anon you might be onto something.
>>70964525
good catch
>>70964468
No, House Umber and House Karstark have garrisoned with Ramsay in preparation of Jon's attack on Winterfell
Since Jon is outnumbered 6 to 1, that means the three of those Houses combined have 12K soldiers, and they're all chilling in Winterfell right now waiting for Jon's attack
>>70964425
Late to the last episode, but:
>arya kills the waif
>who is literally a cute terminator
>who is literally one of the coolest characters in the show
>who has been shown to dominate her in every confrontation
>with her stomach split open
>because she finds her shitty sword
>no cool "waif and arya are the same person"
>abandons the faceless men with literally no repercussions
>the whole faceless plotline was literally meaningless
What the fuck is this?
>>70964525
Wow....I know you're poking fun but I was going ape shit over the fact that AGoT started with Ice and ended with Fire when I first read it.
>>70964412
No chance. Littlefinger emerges a 'winner' or he at least survives until the very end.
>>70964525
Years ago.
>>70962886
ned pls
>tfw don't have any characters I really root for in the show any more
>the only person I root for is Preston these days
>>70964525
really makes you think...
>>70964584
it could (a huge could) mean that Arya is actually the waif with her face on.
Still, everyting that happened in Braavos doesn't make sense.
>>70964535
>I also expect that Ramsay will go face a 2k army without leaving some thousands of reserves on Winterfell
Of course, and then when Ramsay runs back inside the Castle and closes the gates behind him, he'll scream "prepare for a siege!" to the few dozen men who he left inside, which won't work since Jon will have Wun Wun
>>70964575
that also makes no strategic sense.
why not have houses umber and karstark flank?
>>70964584
Sweet girl?
>>70964584
It wasn't meaningless, the point is that Arya is stronger and secure in her identity, but that doesn't stop it from being fucking stupid and extremely poorly handled.
>>70964553
Robert Heinlein, the grandaddy of SciFi and a major influence on GRRM
>>70964619
this to be tbqhwyf with you lads
>>70964636
thinking things through is for nerds you beta
>>70963880
the people who don't post on this board
>>70964597
he's too smart for dany and tyrion
have you noticed that they're killing everyone on westeros that could pose a threat to daenerys?
>>70964584
The more you stare at Arya's face, the funnier it gets.
>>70963940
This sounds retarded. Get ready for the plebs to call this the best episode ever.
>>70964632
This is what I'm thinking as well, but what would the Waif do with Arya's identity?
>>70964632
Arya has rudimentary assassin training. She will use that for revenge in the final stretch.
>>70963696
>>70963718
Remember. D&D are jews.
>>70964619
iktf
If we get Kaya as Lyanna then I care again
>>70964657
Cheers senpai. Never seen a pic of him before.