>Dating Taylor swift (cucking calvin harris in the process)
>Already a major character in the biggest movie franchise of all time
>Going to be the next James Bond
What is the opposite of JUST?
>>70961132
He's used his 3 wishes now
>>70961132
WINNING
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>70961132
the definition of cucking really is lost on /tv/
>>70961132
I'd hardly say he was "cucking" Calvin Harris, seeing as they split up because he refused to marry her. there seems to be something about Tay Tay that makes her unable to hang onto a man.
>>70961190
In this case its spot on. Hiddleston and Swift met each other and danced together at the met gala WHILE Swift and calvin harris were still together. She then broke up with calvin and started dating Hiddleston after like a week. They probably banged before that, which is pretty much the definition of cuking
>>70961286
Harris dumped her. It's hardly cucking.
who says he's the next Bond, the phantom conversations in your head?
>>70961163
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Taylor Swift is literally a good reason why slut-shaming should be encouraged.
>>70961132
TSUJ. The T is silent.
If you've been JUST but pull yourself together you become adJUSTed.
>>70961443
>get cucked
>try to save face by ending the relationship first
>You can't fire me I quit!
>implying not still cucked, maybe even more cucked
>>70961132
Dating Taylor Swift is a failure, and a road to sexually transmitted diseases.
>>70961443
>Harris dumped her
>>70961153
love this comment! How do I upvote on this site?
>>70961529
A girl dancing with other people is hardly cucking at a gala. Harris probably danced with other girls too.
Plus have you heard the reasons he gave for dumping her?
Calvin Harris needs to be permanently cucked. God I hate him and his shitty normie music
>>70961604
>real name Adam Wiles
>picked his stage name because it sounded black
>rebuilt his entire body with plastic surgery
>>70961190
To be fair, cuckoldry is actually a very broad concept, my man.
>>70961656
what about him suggests plastic surgery?
>there are people who thought Tay Tay was a good girl like in their fantasies
>she dumps her man just as soon as she sees someone better
>this is the same bitch who got famous writing songs about traitorous, good for nothing men
>>70961709
His old photos
>>70961709
nosejob for one
>>70961238
>not wanting to marry a 300~ million dollar aryan fuck machine
He's gay
>>70961681
It really isn't.
>>70961764
>21st Century
>Wanting to get married and lose half your shit
Literally Cuck-core
>>70961764
No, she is
He probably saw what nearly happened to Depp and decided he didn't want that future
>>70961853
>Wanting to get married and gain 150~ million dollars if she ever gets uppity and wants to divorce
Yeah great loss there retard
This film is underrated, I felt.
>>70961853
He would gain because Swift is much wealthier than him.
>>70961758
Teeth as well
>>70961758
>>70961907
welp, there you go i was wrong.
>>70961853
Nigga Swift is fucking rich as fuck
Arbitrary?
>>70961132
Alpha
>>70961529
Eh. The real idea behind cucking is knowing that she's cheating on you and staying with her out of desperation. If you break up with her once you find out, it's not really the same thing
Guys, can we just take a second to appreciate that there is a very good chance that calvin harris had a 3some with taytay and karlie kloss?
Like, if that isn't winning at life, what is?
>>70962713
>threesome with taytay and karlie
>you sit in the corner and masturbate while they lezz out for 30 minutes
I bet he felt like a real stud
>>70961591
good eye for reddit. but just how did you develop such a keen reddit-sense hmmmmmmm
>>70962743
Even if that's all it was, you'd have to be gay to say no to that
Taylor Swift is a whore.
>>70961163
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Is anyone more alpha
Dating Taylor Swift is probably annoying AF 2bqh.
kanye was right again
Hmm
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIUUUUUUT
