Are there any NON-shit fable movies? Or is it a dead genre by this point?
If you're talking about the recent Hollywood Disney movies, both Jungle Book and Cinderella were good. But there's been a fuck load of good fable movies historically.
>>70958320
Yeah I'm talking about the modern retellings, forgot to mention that. Jungle Book didn't interest me from the promo material but I might see it when it's out on Blu-ray.
>Cinderella 2015
How the fuck is this the first time I'm hearing about this movie?
Tale of Tales
Maleficent was great
>>70958320
Cinderella was utterly shit.
>>70958320
>Cinderella
>good
>captain nigger
>asian merchants
>in european setting
>most phoned in helen bonham carter performance
How about no you fag apologist
>>70958793
/pol/ memes are the only reason these terrific films are disliked here
>gfs sister is total slut. 22 years old
>had a BF for 2 1/2 years. Which resulted in snorting cocaine on weekends.
>they break up. Literally a month later she's dating another guy
>breaks up with him after a few weeks
>literally a few weeks later she's dating another guy. This time he's Asian, and he's 30 years old and still lives with his parents.
>they date for 3 weeks, he buys a trip to Vegas for them and let's her go on a shopping spree with his wallet
>she breaks up with him shortly after the trip
>shortly after the breakup she realizes she's pregnant. Quits her job.
>she says she doesn't want the guy to see the baby, and she hopes he wants nothing to do with it, but she's demanding child support and he pay her living expenses because he makes good money
>4 months into her pregnancy she gets a new bf (which is friends with her ex-bf that she dated for 2 1/2 years and did coke with)
>they literally have been dating for a month
>he makes posts on Facebook saying "we're so excited to have a baby on the way"
>keeps calling the half Asian baby his
>he's 26
>he's balding
>He's literally a cuck
This is everything wrong with western society in a nutshell. Some of this stuff sounds too good to me true.. But it's true. Meme magic is real
>>70958832
Are you the Asian ?
Why do these movies always feel so empty and lifeless?
>>70959655
>>70958832
y do u care?
>>70959679
>>70958832
>/tv/ - television and film
>>70959655
Even fucking Minas Tirith felt bizarre and out of place.
>>70958291
>by this point
>>70958320
>jungle book and cinderella were good
tripfags being homosexuals as usual i see
>>70958832
>getting cucked by an asian
>>70959655
why are castles always on a cliff side, not just ordinary cliff sides, but cliff sides that would never be able to hold a castle up for more than 5 years
>>70958832
>Tfw 25, balding, in school, working part time, renting a room, volunteering on the side with a loyal, sober gf in a relationship that's lasted 3 years off a friendship that spans 10
I don't even know why I'm on this website sometimes
>>70958291
Lily Collins with boobs
