>Character immediately has the perfect thing to say in all situations
>doesn't have to say things in their head 50 times before saying it out loud
>doesn't mumble or stutter on a word even though they rehearsed the sentence in their head before they said it
>>70951438
stop navel gazing and being so self absorbed and you'll be able to do the same
>>70951438
>scene of the male character losing his virginity
>he can get it up and doesn't suffer from performance anxiety like most other guys
that's how I know the film is fiction
I really don't like quip flicks especially romantic quip flicks
at least in Drive he didn't say a bunch of unrealistic shit and just looked cool and handsome
>>70951438
>Scene with amerifat character
>not a creepy, narcissistic fat ass with a slutty gf that cucks every single day of the week
Lol, Americans are THIS fucking arrogant to deny the truth
America has no culture
Honestly, what's there to to defend in USA?
In Canada, we are viewed highly by the European, and don't fuck everything up for everybody else.
And now that we've brought up Europe, who is it that started to migrant crisis?
Oh yeah, fucking AMERICA.
You people are the bad guys. Not the "big scawy Russia".
You FAT FUCKS.
You LECHEROUS WHORES.
You decided to bomb innocent people from far away who were already suffering, simply because you needed to show everybody else how big your AIDS ridden dicks were.
Lol, fuck America.
You wish you were like us.
We're basically much better than you.
And Europe is much better than you too.
Fuck off
Literally name one movie where this happens.
>>70951552
stand
the
fuck
by
sport
>protagonist doesn't spend all day lying in bed thinking about all the bad things that have happened to him from childhood to adulthood and thinking how if he steps out that door to maybe find a job or go buy supplies more bad things will just happen to him and will keep happening to him until he dies so it's best to just lie in bed for another day to bring him that much closer to death anyway
>>70951438
>character is in bar drinking a whisky or beer
>female sits down in two seats away from him
>cuts to them having sex
>there will never be a good movie about autism
>>70951618
Literally me
>>70951671
>girl says hi
>guy smiles
>cut two weeks later and they're basically married
ITS NOT THAT SIMPLE
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70951691
>>70951671
wow this makes me mad
>>70951734
rain man wasn't autistic, he was a savant. huge difference between rain man and the people on this board, try again.
>>70951691
what are you talking about, the mission impossible movies are great
>>70951438
Deadpool. I had those same thoughts as soon as the movie started.
>>70951758
>try again
naw... you frame your own argument and talk to yourself
you seem to be good at it
>>70951769
>the mission impossible movies are great
>>70951691
Leo plays the /tv/ poster pretty well in this one
>>70951552
>poutine = garbage on fries
>tim hortons = dunkin donuts ripoff
>american hockey
>just fuck my asshole immigration policy
>weed dude
I just listed your entire culture in fewer lines than it took you to tell me ours has none.
>>70951812
>pic
please keep your degeneracy in your containment board ty.
>>70951671
>>70951719
>they're about to have sex
>the girl doesn't laugh at his small penis
>they have sex
>they finish together
lmaooooooooooooooo
>female character wakes up
>the crotch of her panties aren't dark from her throbbing clit to brown starfish with aching, cock milking, rapemerightnow arousal
How am I supposed to relate?
>>70951606
Avengers
Avengers 2 Ultron Boogaloo
Everything else written by Whedon
The Social Network and everything written by Sorkin
Almost all sitcoms
Whose Line is it Anyway
Family Feud
Some people in real life
>>70951438
>>70951686
>>70951719
>>70951872
>>70952061
Pure Pepekino
>>70952074
What do you mean? Women can have orgasims?
>about to have sex
>she doesnt bully him about his foreskin
DAMNIT MOM AND DAD!!!!
>>70951618
Right? Films are so fucking unrealistic
>male character has zero awkardness in his conversation, zero points of silence, and perfect eye contact and emotive skills
>>70952142
>implying you almost had sex
No lying pls
>>70951691
elling is pretty based, it's norwegian though and ive heard burgerkins are incapable of watching anything other than movies with simplified english (american english) WITH subtitles in english
>female character
>has absolute power over men
>>70952393
I wonder who will take the B8....
>>70952212
Even more unrealistic than capeshit
>>70952074
This, I've never achieved orgasm from penetrative sex.I'm a man (inb4 gay I'm not)
![4b0ee404-f58a-4dd7-8477-c8c948971689[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SOyGh7d.jpg "4b0ee404-f58a-4dd7-8477-c8c948971689[1].jpg")
>>70951438
this kind of shit works when done with reserve, otherwise you have quip-fueled disasters like pic related where every character is turned into a walking meme
>>70952393
FUCK YOU DUDE AMERICANS ROCK
>>70953938
This is what happens when you choke your chicken too hard.
