https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yw-42ljSWk
So we have a confirmed fart. Confirmed fart for the female Ghostbusters reboot crapathon.
>>70950573
>Fart Jokes
>Race Jokes
>Loud screaming jokes
>Boob jokes
>Crotch jokes
>Dick jokes
It's like every 2000s era comedy.
I think Melissa McCarthy has fart jokes written into her contract, they have to include at least one in every movie she's in. I remember the one from Bridesmaids was in the trailer too. Also:
>common complaint about frat pack/apatow comedies is that they're all dick and fart jokes
>all female comedy is released
>titty/pussy and fart jokes
>>70951287
this isnt enough
where the fuck are my queef jokes???
>>70950573
Why do they keep trying to push the "I DON'T IF IT'S A LADY THANG OR A RACE THANG" joke?
Everyone recognized that as a low point in the first trailer.
Maybe they're trying to make it political
>>70951390
That's actually really sad to watch
>>70951550
This one dropped the RACE THANG part of the joke. Also, of course they are making it political. The leaked emails said they were going to use misogyny claims to deflect criticism.
>>70951663
I can't wait to see this bomb.
I'm going to take so much enjoyment from it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG83qBuQ_A8
>>70951287
you forgot Feig's favorite
>vomit jokes
>>70951390
Bill cant hide the tears
*parp*
>>70951390
>>70951662
The worst part is that he is being forced by the studio to do this. As if they couldn't just gave him another role in another film so he could finish out his contract.
>>70952086
>literally threatened to sue if he didn't support this abortion
This movie is actually evil
>>70951662
>>70952066
Why do they make him do this? Why are they convinced that people want to see stars doing these promotional tours? Is there really a substantial audience that will ONLY go see a movie if they see the movie's cast pretending to have fun on late-night talk shows?
>‘Ghostbusters’ Remake Stars Troll Angry Fanboys With A Capella Cover Of Theme Song
http://deadline.com/2016/06/ghostbusters-melissa-mccarthy-kristen-wiig-kate-mckinnon-leslie-jones-graham-norton-theme-song-1201774964/
Take that, 4channers.
Used to be
> I don't know if it's a black thing or a lady thing, but I'm mad as hell.
Now it's
>I don't know if it's a lady thang, but I'm mad as hell.
Subtle.
Both aweful, one more so with less so.
That's almost impressive.
>melissa mccarthy drops her hot air balloon sized pants and takes a huge steaming shit right in front of you
>WHY WON'T YOU EAT IT IS IT BECAUSE IM A WOMAN
>>70952176
It might be just for the teaser.
But they have been making a lot of changes based on reactions.
Like the NYPD dance sequence has been cut
>>70951920
What did he mean by this?
>its a giant american ghost thing and that scene from the danceparty or whatever episode
You KNOW those are the best CGI scenes in the entire movie and they're ramming them down the cucksumers throats
some one post the trailer car scene with the laughing track and bill murray getting justed
>>70952112
>>70952086
How did they have him by the balls this bad anyway? What was the contract?
>>70951287
my favorite though
>jump in the moshpit and nobody catches me joke
but its all those racist white males. and she mad as hail. Who approved this trash.
>>70952347
>2016
>being a fucking white male
Why are we so evil bros?
>>70952174
I just got trolled hard
>>70952174
that was kind of funny
and i felt bad for that suit. rich people destroying things fuck sake. some cunt spent time and effort crafting that.
hates guy humor but his films are full of farts and dick jokes.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/paul-feig-why-men-arent-449025
>>70952518
But humour is loved on the battlefield... it keeps morale up. It reframes tragedy. It allows warriors to continue.
Heig you cuck.
>>70952518
Paul Feig is a cuck? Yes, its true. This man has no dick.
Who fucks Feig's wife if he cant?
>>70950573
>>70950573
You're all a bunch of contrarian faggots who can handle REAL comedy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WonpBqhL4Dc
>>70951390
Compare this to the promotion for the first Ghostbusters in the 80's, Bill is really happy and optimistic about it.
>>70952174
>>70952066
>>70951390
Speaking of pic-related, remember when Total Recall came out and the studio pressured Arnie and Sharon Stone into a joint press junket with Colin Farrell and Kate Beckinsale to mercilessly plug the remake?
Or how they got Peter Weller, Nancy Allen, and Kurtwood Smith to team up with Joel Kinnaman, Abbie Cornish, and Michael Keaton for a promo tour because they were terrified that their reboot couldn't make it on its own star power?
Yeah, me neither.
>>70950573
wonder why the left "or a race thing" out of this one
>>70952968
Peter Weller mocked the remake.
based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_TdoiIwnxg
>>70950573
How can we be sure that wasn't a queef?
>>70953019
That's fucking great.
>>70953019
I did not think Weller could be well spoken.
>>70951457
The fart joke is actually a queef joke. The reddit guy that leaked the whole plot said after the fart, the lesbian says "that came from the front".
>>70953202
you shouldn't be surprised, he is a history professor after all.
>>70953019
before i look on wiki i bet this guy has a degree in something interesting cause he is obviously intelligent
> He graduated with a Bachelor of Arts in Theatre[5]
not huge but he's still smart. i'm sure it was more a passion degree
reminder that kobe bryant is promoting this film
reminder that mamba raped katelyn faber
reminder that this is a perfect opportunity for lulz by stirring up the sjws this film was meant for
>>70953245
he went back to school after he was done with acting.
>In 2004, Weller completed a master's degree in Roman and Renaissance Art at Syracuse University and occasionally taught courses in ancient history at the university. In 2007, Weller began a Ph.D. at UCLA, in Italian Renaissance art history
>>70950573
I want to have sex with that dyke Kate McKinnon while she's dressed like Ellen
>>70950573
What were they supposed to be face-down on when Mr. Staypuft smushed them, a sheet of glass? People don't typically soul-kiss asphalt if they can avoid it.
>>70952222
Dat numbers
>>70950573
After the fart, Holtzmann says something like
>"That came from the front."
>>70950573
can someone explain american television advertising to me
>>70951390
>hello darkness, my old friend...
>>70953202
>Peter Weller
B.A, M.A and a Phd.
Dude likes dem books.
>>70951390
maybe she just has a fart fetish
>>70950573
>inside my vagina and my butt is where the slime went
That really tickles my pickle.
>>70952174
epic, epic for the win
>>70955729
Someone make this.
>>70951390
Imagine being Bill in that seat and having to be all like "damn, female Ghostbusters cast, you fuckin' funny, with your dyke faces and queef jokes. I would totally endorse this movie, both Peter Venkman and the real me." when all he really wants to do is be left alone to die with dignity. Like seriously imagine having to be Bill and not only sit in that chair while that painfully unfunny scene flaunts its disgusting """"""""jokes""""""" in front of you, the favorable laugh track barely concealing the stretchmarks on your will to live, and just sit there, minute after minutes, hour after hour, while Harambe perfected everyone getting a car. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's TOTALLY A HUMAN BEING and DAMN, *THAT* IS THE POWER OF PATTI?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gorilla face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been nothing but a deadpan joke factory for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Illinois. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled silverback as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "girlpower (for that is what she calls it)" jokes, the delivery she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then Jimmy Kimmel calls for another endorsement, and you know you could kill every single person in this room and the studio security wouldn't even raise a hand to stop you, but you sit there and endure, because Columbia Pictures are threatening to sue. You're not going to lose your Bill Murray dollars over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
They should have left ghostbusters the fuck alone.
They would have ruined it with any remake.
Fuck SONY , fuck them for destroying a classic movie and manipulating SJWs to sell their film.
>>70951390
What was this character's endgame?
>>70952518
Pls tell me this is satire.
>>70952518
This reads like a troll post.
>>70952577
Isn't Feig gay?
>>70952306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB8XGhQXMC8
YOOOOO GET A CAR!
I heard that they're actually destroying all copies of the past Ghostbusters and literally replacing it with this one to rectify the mistake of having white males in a movie.
>>70952518
I never read the original article but why did Paul, of all people try to make a joke about unfunny "guy" humor when his female lead movies are far worse? One of the jokes in Bridesmaids is that everyone ended up having diarrhea and the bride shat on the street...
![hqdefault[4].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/whLGjJn.jpg "hqdefault[4].jpg")
>>70953019
RoboCop is one of my favourite movies of all time. I never bothered with the remake, same as Total Recall.
I will do the same with GB.
Weller was pretty handsome, no homo.
>>70958029
Doesn't surprise me
uno farto @ 0:07
>>70957030
This is a good post.
>>70957030
I would post my MAXIMUM KEK image to show my appreciation of a damn fine pasta adaptation, but my sadness for Bill forbids it.
>>70950573
>tfw Chris Hemsworth's character is winning you over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cCqOZDu2-w
Damn you Chris, you charming motherfucker
>>70958523
I might watch a compilation of his scenes seeing as they're the only thing to make me chuckle in this trainwreck of a movie
Why aren't women funny? My theory is that women just don't have a sense of humor so when they make jokes it's obvious they're faking it, like they're trying to imitate comedy
>>70958523
im not gay but i would totally suck his dick what a hunk
>>70958136
Yeah i didn't watch them either and just assumed they are bad. No one called me sexist or anything
>>70958615
funny is subjective
you can't "be" funny, as there is no objective way to measure who is and isn't funnya lot of people don't find women funny though, which leads people to state hyperbolic things like "women aren't funny"
>>70952518
>Men hunt and gather so they would never have to evolve a sense of humour
Wat.
Men have to court women.
Women like men who can make them laugh.
It has always been a biological imperative that we be funny.
What the fuck? When has a woman ever needed to be funny? Ever?
>>70950573
>your
>>70957692
It is, the author is making fun of people who use pseudoscience to claim that women are not funny, people like right wing atheist scumbag Christopher Hitchens.
>>70950573
I feel pretty bad for the cast honestly
They probably know very well the movie doesn't hold a candle to the originals and that it isn't very good otherwise either yet they have to promo the movie until it comes out.
Not to mention all the shit they will get for the movie being shit.
>>70958673
Funny is an objective quantifiable thing that can be measured. Funniness = Ability to make people laugh
>>70950573
>"VAGINA!"
>*farts*
Justice for Bill.
>>70953202
>>70953245
I didn't even know he was educated but for some reason Peter Weller and James Woods have both come off just intelligent as fuck to me.
Like there is this aura of charisma with both and they seem like they really think out the shit they say out loud.
>>70958783
Which people? Any people? Covering which topics?
Different people laugh at different things. Funny is subjective. Don't embarrass yourself
>>70952518
i wonder if those people ever consider that being able to get sex is pretty much the most important evolutionary trait.
So everything "typically" male or female is logically being bred into the human race by the opposite gender.
If men ever wanted funny females then females who are funny would have had the most preferable males and got to pass on their genes more often than unfunny females who would only get weak and incompetent males who died a lot more often so nowadays almost all females would be funny.
But they are not because men dont give a fuck about that and prefered other traits like the ability of keeping a house clean.
>>70958856
He actually studied mimes for his movements in Robocop, also a pretty damn good director, his Fringe episode was fantastic
>>70958523
>a CIS white male is going to be this movie's only saving grace
Oh god, the absolute pottery of it all.
>>70950573
Ass fart or vagina fart? this is important
>>70951390
Imagine being the most sarcastic person on the planet and youre forced to be genuine in a situation you dont want to be in.
>this movie might kill bill murray
>this movie might kill kristen wigs career
>it will definitely kill the ghosthunters name
>>70958997
You can just imagine him crying into a phone talking to Wes Anderson asking if he's got anything for him..
>>70958869
t. 9gager
Poor Melissa, all she wanted to do was act and make people laugh. Then she signed a contract with a movie studio.
At least Spy was good. But fuck, the rest of her movies are so shit! I really like her, but her move from tv to movies has been like jumping over the fence to the good looking neighbour's garden and landing on a dunghill pile of fertilizer.
The way they're forcing her to act when promoting the movie is so fucking bad. At least Murray still retains a little dignity, but fuck, they're forcing her to alienate her fanbase on purpose.
Go back to tv, Melissa, you're worth more than Hollywood. Go to HBO or even Netflix, but get the fuck out of the Sony Train Wreck.
>>70958760
What I don't understand is them being so nasty back to everyone.
Sure, I get 'fighting back' against all the 'trolling' and 'sexism' they're getting, but they're not attacking them, they're attacking fans and the things fans like about the movies. It's completely backwards thinking.
>>70959260
>!
>>70957030
>>70950573
I'd put MY slime inside her vagina and butt, if you know what I mean.
I sometimes imagine myself strangling Paul Feig while this starts playing in the background:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju7GSz_pav8
>>70950573
>female comedian comes on stage
>audience chuckles
>ladies and gentlemen...
>chuckles intensify
>I have a VAGINA
>thunderous laughter
>and I dated several men because of it
>some faint from laughter, others laugh so hard they can't breathe
>farts
>audience laughs so hard some have heart attacks while others literally suffocate to death
>>70960807
this is our society
>>70950573
>not just creating a "next-gen" video game with how respected the game was and dubbed "the third movie" by the cast..
they'd all come back to voice their characters..
>>70959242
Here take this, you're gonna need it.
>>70960883
They DID!
>>70961232
can you take your meme replies somewhere else.
>>70961287
They made a Ghostbusters video game with all the original cast with a script by Ramis himself!
>>70958523
>the Ghostbuster """"""""""actresses""""""""" all frothing at the gash for Hemsworth
>>70961342
try reading
Lol sissy men, lol dick proton wands!
>>70951390
This is hard to watch
>>70958136
>I never bothered with the remake, same as Total Recall.
I saw the remake and I can barely tell you what happened in the film. It's such a completely forgettable affair. Woulnd't be shocked if it was some tv show that failed. It feeels and looks cheap. Only fun I had was "spot that location from Toronto" since I recognized everything.
>>70958615
Women can be very funny. I could list a bunch of them. But there's all a theme: they're writers. None of them are stand ups or actors.
Is Ghostbuster 2016 the dawn of BRAPkino?
>>70958615
This is not about women, it's not about the people saying the lines.
It's the people writing them.
>>70962028
Kristen Wiig looks like she's about to take a dump, who made this shit? 12 year old boys could have made a better movie
>>70962858
little column a, little column b desu
>>70950573
I'd ectoplasm her crack.
Fer shure.
>>70951390
>that half-hearted smile he tries giving
>that sad look at the end.
I've never seen someone so defeated.
>>70960807
The jokes on Dee
>>70951390
He's faking it. Like when C.K. was on Fallon
>>70963329
Faking being happy or faking being sad
>>70963451
Or he despises this piece of shit movie and he's hiding his contempt from them.
>>70953019
>based
>promoting jar jars star trek into dankness
pick one.
>>70957030
>DAMN, *THAT* IS THE POWER OF PATTI??
>fucking up the best part pf the pasta
>>70959073
I'm legitimately sad about all of those things.
The one person I'm most disappointed in for this is Wiig. She had a great 2014/2015 and I actually really like Bridesmaids (thanks to HER script, nothing to do with Feig).
She should have ran the fuck away from this thing. Instead she deserves all the shit she gets for it.
>>70951390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ0YexsRCPc
>>70963530
He doesn't give a shit
>>70958856
He was great in 24 season 5
>>70958757
>No way to counter Hitchens' views other than name calling.
Good for you
>>70958064
His total lack of self awareness.
>>70963857
1:45
> just kill me inside
>>70950573
Dammit Kristen I love you, why you star in this shit?
>>70952518
Fucking idiot. Humor grew out of the fear response. It's humanity's "all clear" signal. Our species understood "Ha ha! Not something trying to eat us, just the wind spirits fucking with us!" before we even developed language. It's why we laugh so frequently during horror movies. It's why horror, of all genres, rides that razor's edge between either being good, or being so bad it's good. It's why soldiers crave a laugh and their language is peppered with gallows humor. It reminds us we're still alive.
Men had to conquer fear. It's partially why both sexes find a sense of humor so attractive. It's a sign of confidence, a sign of someone who can make us feel safe through their own confidence and mastery of fear. Feig and his buddies at Sony don't even have enough confidence to stand on their own. They have to be propped up by the giants we see sitting on that back row at the Kimmel show.
https://youtu.be/rFCxUpGzbc4
>They are planning many movies
>Sony CEO ideas are stupid
>This stupid ideas becomes the movies
This is going to be so fucking shitty I can't hold my laughter. Just imagine the shitstorm this will get. Die hard fans vs sjw.
>"I want this ghost to posses the police and the army and make them dance on the fifth avenue"
What did he mean by this?
>>70951663
>the leaked emails
can we see the leaked emails?
not that i'm defending this piece of shit since the people making it are clearly doing that, but i just want to read
Anyone else realize this movie is just Pixels with the Ghostbusters name and females?
Seriously, if this movie gets better reviews than Pixels, than something is wrong.
>>70952518
Isnt this just a gender swapped writeup of the article Christopher Hitchens wrote "Women arent funny" or something?
>people thinking bill murray gives enough of a fuck about artistic integrity to feel genuinely sad or happy or anything about this movie
He's old, guys. He wants more money so he can buy another baseball team or something
*parp*
>>70965577
He's being blackmailed with litigation if he doesn't prop it up
>>70951920
What did she mean by this?
>>70950573
why does she look so lewd in literally every picture?
>>70965209
Yeah you can read them on wikileaks but I'm having trouble finding the one that anon was talking about.
>>70951390
It's sad about McCarthy because she can be a really good actress when she tries.
>pic related
I feel like she keeps getting cast in stupid roles instead of serious ones that she can handle because nobody will get past Bridesmaids.
>>70959077
>Wes
I would watch Wes Anderson's Ghostbusters
>Zany rendition of Ghostbusters theme starts playing
>>70958962
one Anon quotes the leak as McKinnon saying "its from the front"
>>70966994
It's the unimaginative fucks in charge of the movie industry(the suits), that do this shit.
"She's fat. People love it when fat people fall down. Let's make the most of her talents!"
"She's black. Let's make sure she's sassy, street-smart and shouts all her lines. People love that sort of "ethnic" role."
They push the very stereotypes that people get so pissed off about, then somehow the public's to blame for their decisions. Don't support it and there's a chance they'll start realizing how out of touch they are, a slim one, granted, but it beats the shit out of being good, obedient little consumer drones.
>>70966806
Actually I'm thinking it might only exist in his imagination because I seriously can't find anything about it. I could just be retarded and skimmed over it or something though.
>>70959260
>Spy was good
I watched Spy in hopes Feig would do GB right and it was mostly crap, the only thing rememberable was Jason Statham's role.
maybe it will be safe then to say Hemsworth will be the only good thing in Feig's GB
>>70950573
there are going to be so many memes and shitposting after this releases
I can't fucking wait
>>70950573
>cut out the race thing/lady thing
this movie is in freefall, losing extra weight won't save you.
Was there ever any doubt?
>>70951390
Play this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bb0k9HgQxc
>>70951550
It is not even logical. the crowd just carried another female and dropped her nigga ass. who would want to touch a nigger
I get the feeling Kristen Wiig knows how shitty this flick is going to be while her castmates don't, and she's putting on a brave face. I think both her and Bill have spoken about it secretly.
>>70951390
>Bill... where do you think we are?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXPY61BeOwI
I thought this was a joke trailer. they put a fart joke on a trailer? teir target audience is 6 or what
>>70968557
PG-13 hasn't been PG-13 for a long time.
>>70966374
she's got the need for seed
>>70966374
she looks like she has to go home to an especially rapey pitbull every night
>>70963857
> It was only because I knew these girls were funny
(In Bill's head) "Please let me die now"
>>70965209
>>70966806
>>70967923
Check the video I just posted
>>70964333
It has the emails
>>70968494
Totally, that knee rub is just to console the poor guy. Wiig knows its shit.
>2016
>fart jokes
explain this shit to me
>>70951390
what's the context of this? why is he so sad?
>>70969115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ0YexsRCPc
>>70969054
I identify as a fart and I find the jokes very empowering
>>70958523
There's this one shot in the second trailer of Chris Hemsworth riding a motorcycle down a street while doing a wheelie and the way it's shot is so unintentionally funny. It looks like a shitty parody movie.
>>70969142
>1:46
It felt like someone was threating to murder his whole family if he didn't say that.
>>70952518
The video is weird. Only two of the ladies chosen are actually funny (Kaitlen and Eliza).
But the piece feels like a satire. Like a twist on the whole "ladies can't be funny" saying that gets thrown around.
Thing is, there's just not a shit ton of funny people right now.
People adore James Cordan, Kimmel and Fallon. Yet those losers are some of the most unfunny people on the planet.
Throw in Seth Meyers and Andy Samberg and you got a car full of unfunny goobers that should just drive off a cliff.
>>70966374
I remember her seeing holding that baby in the hospital. Every looks so much better and at peace with children in their hands. It's a shame she never got to enjoy this pleasure.
>>70968494
Rumour is on set she didn't get along with Melissa. And she knew how shit the movie was during filming.
>>70964333
This entire plot is just a collection of cliches and beats borrowed from superior works.
>>70969142
poor bastard
could someone post that gorilla sounds trailer i want to laugh and not be sad like Bill right now
Why does the black woman have to be so loud and explicit? Isn't this throwing the whole race perception throwing fifty years back if you get black stereotypes like this again?
If this is not a stereotype or it is and I am supposed to watch this then I will only refrain from further productions with blacks. Danny Glover didn't speak like this and neither did Sidney Poitier so why the hell are they starting now?
>>70953202
Your teacher never show you Enigneering an Empire in your history class back in high school? Peter was based as fuck.
>>70969142
Is the woman in the second row the secretary from the first movie? She didn't age bad. Loved the style the gave her for the second movie.
>>70969142
Why does the movie clip feel so inorganic and awkward? Did they do multiple takes of Jones's unfunny dialogue and then stitch them together? It seriously feels like they're not even occupying the same space.
Take note, I'm not criticizing Jones so much as I am the lines themselves. Nobody could have made that shit funny, at least not as written.
>>70969917
I don't know why she's a thing. She's literally a old racist cartoon in live action.
>>70967971
Another example of the funniest part of a female comedy being a man. I don't know why they keep trying
>>70970061
Yeah I noticed that too, it's SNL films behind the studio tier
>>70969974
Yes. That's Annie Pots. She is and shall always remain god-tier. Also, her character in the original was presented as far from brainless, just your average smart-ass New York secretary. Odd that "the patriarchy" would have allowed such a thing back in the Dark Ages of the 80s.
>>70950573
It just gets worse and worse, doesn't it?
>>70970157
Unless women are big dick swinging CEO's it's offensive
>>70970157
Ghostbusters... whaddayawant?!
>>70950573
>*faaaaaaaaart*
instant classic
>>70970303
God, she was so awesome.
>>70970303
I fapped to all the chicks on Designing Women, espeically her.
>>70968137
>november
>not Sarajevo
>>70970266
Did you just say (trigger warning) DICK? Are you aware that (trigger warning) DICKS are used in (trigger warning) RAPES? I'm offended by this post and I've reported you to the mods.
>>70951885
Why? It'll be like the fallout from DCucks over BvS except ten times worse. SJWs and libcucks will be writing article after article about how it was sexist men who ruined all hype for this movie, ignoring its inevitably bad quality.
>>70970362
>dat red hair era
>>70968945
I've already seen all that stuff, I was looking for the email this guy was talking about >>70951663
But I can't find anything about it. I'm not willing to deny that I'm just retarded, but I guess I'm inclined to believe it never existed.
>>70970607
Friendly reminder that the negative reaction to the trailer is roughly the same as the audience approval for BvS.
Coincidence?Probably.Food for thought, regardless.
>fart noise
>oh, that's bad
>disgusting
B R A V O F E I G B R A V O
>>70959073
>this movie will kill Feig's career
Guess it's not all bad
>>70950573
Girls have vaginas and boobies but we are better than stinky men, farts smell bad: The movie
wow so I guess it wasn't a race thing
confirmed lady thing
>>70969917
She's not playing a stereotype, she is a stereotype. That's the problem.
Guaranteed hit of the summer. They're just making it look shitty in the trailers to piss off misogynerds and dudebros like yourselves. Everyone in the country who isn't like you, which is to say 99% of us, is going to love it.
>>70971199
B E A U T I F U L
>>70958757
But women aren't funny though thats just a fact
...The film's director, Paul Feig, requested that the design of the giant ghost man, seen near the climax of the film, resemble a large, overweight child. Feig said, "This was an attempt at symbolism. We're really trying to drive home the point that this isn't your father's Ghostbusters. It's a Ghostbusters for a new generation. A generation of young girls who deserve to have heroes of their own to look up to". Feig then added, "The lady Ghostbusters are symbolically attacking your childhood when they're aiming their ghost-busting guns at the giant man-baby ghost. You see, you are the giant man-baby ghost and the ladies are attacking you. And your precious memories of the old Ghostbusters movies. It's brilliant". There's even a shot in the film where Melissa McCarthy, playing one of the 4 principle Ghostbusters in the film, looks straight into the camera and says "fuck your childhood!" before raising her middle finger at the audience and laughing.
Executive producer Amy Pascal was asked if poking fun at the potential audience of older Ghostbusters fans was a good idea, considering how lucrative the current marketplace is for nostalgia-infused films aimed at the 30-something crowd. "Fuck 'em.", she sternly replied. "Fuck them. We don't want their business. This film isn't for them. Our Ghostbusters aims to be more than a simple cash-grab like so many of our competitors are making these days. Ghostbusters is something special."
'Ghostbusters' is set to release July 15 in theaters.
Ninja Turtles 2 did the whole "stuck to the windshield with a funny face" gag better.
And when Ninja Turtles 2 does something better than you, you know you have issues.
>>70958615
All the funny women are writers for people or leads in production.
Women in the spotlight tend to be shit.
>>70972660
If only this were true.
>>70958136
the robocop remake wasn't as good as the original but it's extremely different so I really had to respect them for not just rehashing the same shit over again
its also directed by the guy who made the elite squad movies, which are both excellent
Melissa McCarthy is a failed Chris Farley photocopy.
Patty was supposed to be her character, but she suddenly wanted to be smart and caused all kinds of issues, like the racist stereotype.
>>70962028
>in order to sell this movie in anywhere but the West they have to include fucking Hemsworth prominently on the cover
Can't wait for Islam to win
The worst part about this movie is it hurts ID4's sequel...
The only highlight is EctoCooler is back.
I DONT WANT THIS. I DONT WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD OF SHIT GHOSTBUSTERS!
>>70973617
>The worst part about this movie is it hurts ID4's sequel.
It won't.
>>70973617
Sorry, you can't go back to 1988.
>>70973761
They're hogging all the best marketing spots with crap. Entertainment Weekly shoulda been ID4.2
>>70973784
Sony is desperately marketing the thing in every way it possibly can. It won't help them.
At this point it's more like how Scary Movie is to Scream.
>>70973784
lol kill yourself faggot
>>70973864
Scary Movie felt like it had way more wit than this shit, eve nas crass as it was.
There won't be a PS4 Neo. Fartbusters will bomb so hard that it'll bankrupt Sony.
>>70951390
>people think bill murray is sad
This is literally the character he plays. You fucking people are fucking morons
>>70952312
The posters you are replying to are literally delusional liars who are literally making things up.
>>70958757
>people who use pseudoscience to claim that women are not funny
Which is something Hitchens didn't do
Did you actually read that article or just make a bunch of assumptions from the title?
>>70952148
Because he'll go to jail.
>>70968494
Wiig is actually funny unlike Feig.
the biggest Irony here is that no matter how much they are pushing this as a "women thang" the one that is to blame the most is a white straight male.
>>70974832
Kate McKinnon is pretty funny too. The cast isn't really the problem
Also:
>Paul Feig
>Straight
>>70964333
>yes, ghost aliens!
>>70951550
it makes no sense either, they carry melisa mccarthy just fine
>>70951390
Harold Ramis dodged the bullet.
>>70951390
>>70957030
>>70968137
hm
>>70964333
They WERE planning. They already cancelled Male-busters.
>>70951287
no, Cat in the Hat is way better than this shit
>>70973194
>its also directed by the guy who made the elite squad movies, which are both excellent
He's a big fan of the first Robocop and he complained all his ideas for the remake were trashed out by Sony Pictures. He did the job of a yes man
You guys do realize the only reason this might not bomb is because the entire collective permavirgin community of 4chan and other such shitholes are so vocal about their disgust towards the movie that normies who never even heard of the movie are now interested in all this butthurt surrounding it and the movie itself.
You assholes are the reason this didn't just go down as a black footnote in cinema history but instead has become this giant, disgusting, bloating chapter.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
>Sheboon falls on her back HARD
>Doesn't destroy a delicate piece of hardware like the proton pack.
>>70973864
I will bet my life that Scary Movie is funnier than this shit
>>70970362
Yesh. Dixie Carter was a milf goddess. And Delta Burke was a high test 80s slam pig.
>>70971199
>>70950573
Looks like the fat one is at it again.
>>70976381
patrish pick
>>70976412
NOOOOOOOOO WE GOT TROLLED !
Where were these people when Ninja Turtles or Fantastic Four was being shat on ?
We all know the answer but fuck it pisses me off so much.
>>70976070
>normies who never even heard of the movie are now interested in all this butthurt surrounding it and the movie itself
Normies don't think that way. Even they value time and money enough to avoid a movie with such bad word of mouth.
>>70976526
The faggot director joined them this time. They must be getting desperate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAcDQ_2V1nM
>>70976526
Feminists should be required to serve on the front lines to eliminate the Patriarchys monopoly on dying for your country. Would fix a lot of problems.
>>70969142
Lets imagine they redid the man show with nu male hipster faggots. Do you think Kimmel would support them?
>>70976652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Imthgqqua0I
>>70950573
this is going to be "great"
>>70953326
>reminder that mamba raped katelyn faber
>>70952518
>women are funnier than men. its just a fact.
oh hey its fact. well I guess that settles it.
>>70964333
>>70968945
What a pointless video. That would've taken a fraction of the time to read to myself, but it took this faggot 15 minutes to read aloud.
Now, now guys, lets leave them all alone, this movie will be a major failure for all involved, it may make some money, but not the kind of money expected, although I'm not sure what "They" will be expecting the movie to gross, so lets leave them alone. Lets just watch this from afar and...just...get on with our day.
>>70968017
This desu, the only thing I look forward to anymore is dank memes
