This is the official /tv/ bunker thread
The board is imploding tonight, I'm John Goodman and I'm about to lock the door
Dannyboytbh reporting iin.
>>70947471
somebody stop this
HOWEVER JUSTO JAJAJA
>>70947471
John don't let that cunt come inside, shes gonna ruin the whole thing.
uhh you don't get to bring friends
>>70947471
Will there be a barefoot MEW in your bunker?
This board is losing it
>tonight
well, the implosion started a few days ago, but summer is officially here for all of the US. So its hitting critical. Anyone with sense should just leave 4chan till september (or forever), but if you had sense, you wouldn't be on 4chan at all past 2010
So I guess you can just start posting your faces when you realized they were wrong/lying about summer 4chan not being real.
Yes, yes - well done /tv/ bunker, well done /tv/ bunker!
>however
>>70947471
how would you get power down there?
>>70947621
why am i seeing this everywhere is it a new meme?
I like the look of this. I would definitely be down for bunker living, would love to have a hobbit house as well.
>>70947758
what the fuck?
do you think retarded kids just don't browse 4chan during the school year?
It's the exact same as it always is, you're just getitng all confirmation bias about it.
>>70947471
WELL I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT...
He'll do it for a bunker thread and a forced meme
>>70947865
they can't browse it ALL DAY during the school year.
>>70947471
Looks pretty comfy desu. Who's the blonde?
>>70947826
some anon determined on his own that the JUST meme was from mexicans and did the only thing that he knew how
>>70948085
you should've known the board was completely irredeemable once they started talking about mexican sitcoms.
>>70948077
What are smartphones, grandpa?
Just and Brendan posting are redditor spic memes. I'm fighting cancer with cancer. Since no one did something about it. I stepped up to the plate and used my Aryan genetics and Aryan skills to stop them.
>>70948114
Confiscated if they're out during class.
How long do we have to stay in here?
If it's long, I might as well bring in some music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqFTZ2ZeenI
>>70948112
What is happening to /tv/?
RIP /tv/
this board is so fucking awful, just end it already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4
>>70948194
>>70948208
Teevee died a long time ago newfriends
Shit, I meant to post the whole album.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcCtA9bw4Csc5TtDm8-wN34bchg_QP9In
Now I'm comfy.
Now, what are you going to miss when /tv/ is ashes?
>>70948194
summer. Summer is happening.
>>70948249
no shit, it died with baneposting
hopefully it gets nuked once and for all
the question is, where do we go? does cripplechan have a /tv/?
>>70948284
Yes.
>>70948284
>it died with baneposting
It died way before that newfriend.
Be careful home slice, your new is showing.
>>70948140
Maybe in your faggot prep school. But I'm sure there are plenty of public schools that don't give a shit.
>>70948284
> does cripplechan have a /tv/?
You probably don't want to retreat to any off-chan that's ever been mentioned on 4chan.
>>70948364
It depends on the teachers.
so...since we're all boys here... who's gonna be the girl?
>>70948315
I seem to remember it being alright, actual discussions were being had
now it's just cancer with one single thread devoted to actual discussion of film and even that is shit because it's just a platform for everyone to be an attention whore and brag about how patrician they are FUCK
>>70948364
>i'm sure
so your public school gave a shit, huh?
Did /sp/, /v/ and /pol/ ruin this board? I might as well add /co/ too
>>70948315
/tv/ was an abortion from the get go newfriend. Lurk a little more before you post.
>>70948402
You mean the letterboxed thread? that most people just ignore because generals are always completely horrid?
>>70948381
what's the best choice? 420chan?
>>70948388
Is this what you want?
>>70948388
Are you volunteering?
>>70948208
When GoT ends for the season most of the shitters will leave. They usually break off from the main threads and try to force memes.
Who /comfy/ here?
but i'm mexican
YEAH, LETS START HARRY POTTER MARATHON
>start a thread to get away from the rampant shitposting
>it just becomes a receptacle for more shitposts
>>70947471
>This is the official /tv/ bunker thread
>
>The board is imploding tonight, I'm John Goodman and I'm about to lock the door
What did he mean by that?
>>70948531
Holy fuck I never imagined someone would post this.Pic related is me.
meme thread?
>>70948553
On the left?
>>70948579
Yeah. This was over two years ago.
>>70948284
>>70948437
8ch/tv is actuallynice and full of non-shitposts
>>70948592
Like you look any better now.
>>70948252
Not at all
>>70947471
Well, I'm ready. senpai
>>70948284
/ic/ is the only board left
/wsg/ too but only if you're looking for recs
>>70948592
Nick Bate?
I thought they just jailed your ass
>>70948364
>not going to a prep school
>>70948622
Your teeth are fucked m8
WHAT DOES sempai MEAN? I DONT GET THIS MEME
>>70948592
prove it faggot
>>70948682
>being a meme illiterate
step up senpai
>>70948689
This was me.
https://desustorage.org/his/thread/698639/#698639
if you have any actual taste (or desire to acquire taste) in movies, you've probably already left, but just in case there happens to be any lost stragglers,
check out /film/ on 8ch
>>70948744
DELETE THIS
Usually I think the summerfag paranoia is just that, but the past couple days this board's speed has gone way up again, like when a new capeshit movie is out. What's the deal?
its literally time for this
they don't want to mod this board anymore
>>70948793
/cel/ when
You can't discuss actresses or make mommy threads without getting banned
>>70948825
You can
Just start the OP with an actress from game of thrones and he'll leave it a lone
>>70948765
I'm hopelessly addicted to this place, I can't for the life of me engage with all those high-brow conneseurs over at /r/truefilm
>>70948765
why don't they come back and scare of all the cancer again like they did in 2012?
>>70948744
me on the floor
>>70948918
Which /tv/ actress would you want on top of you?
>>70948667
u wot?
>>70948894
pls come back guys
>>70948943
Kstew of course.
Sorry I don't have pics
>>70948943
>>70948894
You can't scare away cancer. Just cause it change.
>>70949120
Mommy mommy! Anon want milky!
>>70949094
Her feet are powerful. Could you withstand her lovestomps?
>>70948631
>all those pretty well defined spikes in summer months
great post
>>70948650
/lit/ isn't awful desu
I actually plan on building a bunker when I have the money and my own property. Even if I don't think I'll ever need to use it as a bunker, I'll still hang out there.
>ywn bring a cute girl back to your bunker
>>70949224
same
>>70949214
Its at the stage /tv/ was when the meme cancer found it
you have maybe another good year before its just a slow version of /v/
>>70949224
A cute girl would never want to go into your bunker. At best it says your paranoid and waste money and at worst it's a rape dungeon
>>70949292
Considering memes appeal to the type of people who aren't exactly literate, I don't see how your predictions can come to pass.
>>70949379
Who cares what she wants haha
sup guys
>>70949444
how do we save /tv/?
>>70949600
Not by responding to tripfags, that's for damned sure.
>>70949600
posting boops and bella
or getting into a time machine and going back to 2010
>>70949647
i'll take his autism again over you cancerous /v/ meme posters at this point
>>70949715
whats the best way to ban evade then
>>70949600
So, you're wondering how best to fix /tv/? That one's simple.
Have Interpol track down the autistic, Australian pedophile that created the bot, that spams pictures of the actress Brighton Sharbino/Cory Feldman relentlessly on /tv/. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.
Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.
Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Australian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."
For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).
THAT is how you fix /tv/.
is this what has happened to teevee then ?
guys like >>70949873 sound unstable
>>70949873
the pedo isn't a problem anymore
>>70949961
he's right tho
>>70949600
ban /sp/
ban /v/ and all its run off boards
ban /co/
ban /int/
ban /fit/
ban wannabe /pol/(aka /v/)
ban the game of thrones general since they don't keep themselves quarantined like the agreement said when they begged for that trashy /soc/ thread
ban mobile network posting from the site/make it only people with a 4chan pass can post from mobile networks
give star wars and youtube its own board
block european isp/ips from posting certain hours
a good amount of Australia can't post on /mu/ because of that one guy so do the same here
convince hiro to do that thing where the site doesn't show up on google results or if possible just for /tv/
trial board: /superheroes/ or /film/
lynch redwood
expose memers
>>70948388
>since we're all boys here
do people unironically believe this still?
>ban mobile network posting from the site/make it only people with a 4chan pass can post from mobile networks
dude you sound like a fag
>>70950042
YOU
CANT
BAN
BOARDS
YOU
FUCKING
MORON
>>70950232
ban the posters from posting on here chen! not the boards
>>70950213
>Could you withstand her lovestomps?
this 2bh femfams
KILL ALL WHITE MEN
CASTRATE WHITE CHILDREN
MANDATORY ESTROGEN BUTTPLUGS NOW
HILLARY 2016t͏bh
>>70950042
please, based chink, if you're reading this, take heed!
>>70950254
YOU
CANT
TELL
WHO
POSTS
WHERE
Mods just need to give harsher bans and the jannies need to fucking pay attention
the power hour of shitposting starts when ONE person makes a shitpost thread and then it when it's not deleted, it gives the green light for other shitposters.
do you guys want to see a sign of the end times?
>>70948991
>>70947621
>>70947826
some newfag got all frustrated because he didn't understand the JUST meme. He searched up pictures on instagram of Brendan to investigate, and to his surprise in the comments of the photo some mexican kid said JUST. In his head this validated how stupid the meme was, not because he's new and doesn't understand it but because it was "created by subhuman mexican redditors".
HOWEVER
shut up about all this nerdy meta talk
just shup up and fap to my trample porn vids
>>70950473
Are you ron "/pol/ didn't want me because i'm a /v/edditor from /r9k/" paul?
have you been caught yet? https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/70946388/#70946388
>>70950206
that's my sister in the black shirt wtf
>>70950083
Shut up bitch
>>70949780
what makes you think you aren't just seeing the progression of tripfag autism?
>>70950600
>>70950622
HERE WE GO
>>70950600
>>70950622
>>70950665
>>70950647
you tried
>>70950622
are you new? i'm not trying to be mean
he spent a year counting down bella thornes birthday
he didn't miss a single day either
>>70950600
>>70950684
neither do the people who've been reposting the same threads every day.
are you new?
>>70949600
kill /v/
thats all we need to do
>>70950979
/v/ doesn't post here, they're busy with E3.
