Sam the Slayer edition
>>70941202
First for wunwun
>>70944597
Azor Jon
Sam the Fat Fuck
>tee hee hee hee
What did she mean by this?
FROM THE DUSTY MAY SUN
>>70944597
will Samwell die in episode 10?
will he kill his father?
Yes, yes, you are the Princess Shireen of House Baratheon and you are my daughter.
>HOWEVER
Game of Thrones season 26
>Cersei overhears the conversation of pregnant Arya and King Gendry in the toilet
>later she confronts her and pushes her off the stairs
>Daenerys struggles to decide her outfit for the 2nd wedding of Jon and Margaery; Sansa gives her a precious advice
>children of Brienne and Tormund are tutored by Littlefinger while they take a weekend trip to Asshai
>Grey Worm trains with the Night King, who is impressed by his training in the arts of cold magic
>Robert Stark and Joffrey II fancy each other and decide to keep their relationship a secret from Jon
>Winterfell is attacked by the foreign merceneries led by Viserys Targaryen, thought to be dead
>Daenerys takes a time off and visits the Emperor of Yi Ti
>>70944662
The swat smash your door and face in...
>>70944652
I PASS THEM A MOLLY
NOW THEY KISS EACH OTHER
what the fuck is sam doing
>>70944690
This really sounds like a summary from fanfiction.net
>>70944597
Sam will earn this nickname by killing the Night King with his dad's Valyrian sword, not kidding
>>70944652
She was a whore...
alt shift x literally did a "face in the shadows. This is the last time they were friends" in his new video. I thought he was better than that shit. No, that doesn't represent his duality, his face was just in the shadow, you fucking hack fraud
>>70944623
That's Mag the Fag
>>70944690
This is unironically the plot of most fanfiction.
Reminder the autist has returned, he is probably posting at this very moment
>>70944722
Lol is that the most emotion this faggot has shown in his life?
>>70944722
>*bonks john on the head with lance counterweight as he rides past, knocking him out*
>*jon wakes up dazed as he is greeted by LF and sansa*
>*Jon we won!"
cersei and jaime are secret targs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yb8YrSNJBM
how would you have done s5 and s6 /tv?
>>70944781
by the book
Friendly reminder that Arya is literally Wolverine now.
Friendly reminder that there are only two Faceless Men, their temple is totally unguarded, and they are completely useless.
Friendly reminder that Dany is going to conquer Westeros with her strong womyn army, joined by Yara and the Sand Sluts.
Friendly reminder that GRRM cares more about salad dressings than his own work.
Friendly reminder that Tommen is an easily manipulated little bitch who turns against his mother after talking two times with some shitstained lying fanatic.
Friendly reminder that dying only made Jon a little pussywhipped cuck who lets his retarded Tully half-sister call the shots.
Friendly reminder that kinslaying is totally ok now and pretty much a national sport.
Friendly reminder that HOLD THE DOOR.
Friendly reminder that GRRM hadn't written any new material since 2005 and TWoW is never going to be released.
Friendly reminder that Varys is working for Dany now.
Friendly reminder that Preston would soon commit suicide.
Friendly reminder that CLEGANEBOWL is cancelled.
>>70944781
Adapted AFFC and ADWD properly, cutting the unnecessary chapters.
https://youtu.be/LJrQmGf0Y5A?t=11m12s
>This shot of Jaime represents his duality with his face half in the shadow and half in light. Somewhere between good and evil. A picture of Jaime's internal struggle
Holy.... Fucking.... Shit......
>>70944826
enough content for it?
if I ever plowed a woman even 75% as attractive as Natalie Dormer i'd wife that bitch
>>70944842
>that was the last time they met as friends
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70944781
By firing Dabid and then dragging them to a discrete locale and busting their kneecaps and teeth
>>70944842
Yeah it was pretty clear they were trying to have half of his face in light/darkness
>>70944870
ilu
>>70944774
you are such a faggot
>reminder that when stannis' was beheaded, his soul went into his shadow son
>reminder that melly put that soul into jon's dead body
>reminder that when jon kills ramsey, he will be getting vengeance for making him kill his daughter
get hype
>>70944842
This is seriously the most basic analysis ever, do you think this is impressive??
Anyone got more of these?
>>70944774
>>70944781
se5 ep1:
We open with Bruce and his parents walking out of a cinema after a late night screening of Excalibur.....
>>70944901
stop posting this nigger-tier facebook shit
>>70944905
Hello Jon Autist
>>70944936
Speaking of I remember Rome being better written than this season by quite a margin. I wonder what qualifications you need to even write for HBO since that stuff was so much better done.
>>70944931
Oh yh this piece of shit is also running and going to the frontlines isnt he? Lol you'd think he'd known jon all his life the way his lips are glued to snuh's asscheek's
>>70944987
write some shitty airport books and do well in the board room meeting and it could be you fampai
>>70944861
HER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS
how long until it airs mateys
how mad are feminists going to be when cersei goes crazy and burns everything?
>>70944941
fuck Jon, it's embarrassing how hard you try to fit in with your hot opinions
>>70944848
reckon ive done hotter
unwifeable tho
REMOVE USURPER remove usurper
you are worst baratheon. you are the baratheon idiot you are the baratheon smell. return to crownlands. to our crownlands cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,lannisters we will never forgeve you. castermere rascal FUck but fuck asshole baratheon stink lannister sqhipere shqipare..baratheon genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead baratheon..ahahahahah LANNISTER WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget aegon's landing. starks we kill the king , starks return to your precious winterfell….hahahahaha idiot baratheon and lannister smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE USURPER FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. dragons+unsullied+second sons+dothraki=kill baratheon…you will war of conquest II/ rhaegar alive in meereen, rhaegar making harp songs of meereen . fast harp rhaegar meereen. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of rhaegar… you are ppoor stink baratheon… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a keep
>Jamie's face is half in the light and half in the dark.
HOLY SHIT
JAMIE IS ANAKIN
>>70945049
HIDDEN IN THE BRANCHES
>>70945071
>mad
theyre literally going to say "YASSS QUEEN SLAYYY"
why is /got/ so dead
>ywn get stabbed by waif in your lifetime
>>70945008
>>70945134
because the show is ruined now
s5 was bad but tolerable, s6 is just bad
>>70945134
It's Friday night and most of /tv/ is partying
>>70945111
OF THE POISON CREOSOTE
>>70944780
I prefer preston jacobs to alt-shift-x or alt-shift-exe. I think The commentary is pretty in line with the show as outrageous as it is. The show has been terrible.
>>70945078
Whatever you say Jon Autist
>>70945111
me 5th from the right on the arm at 45% clockwise if the top of the picture is north
>>70945150
Yeah she cares more than dumbo at this point lol
>People ITT actually think Harrington is a good actor
They surely cannot be serious
>>70945008
Stop talking shit about Davos you heretic. You're not a true Stannerman if you don't like Davos. Didn't Stannis order him back to castle Black? He's loyal to Stannis, and Stannis was loyal to Jon, and thus Davos is.
>>70945237
>could up for a best supporting actor nom
>>70945149
I would stab her
with my BIG COCK
>>70945157
SHE TWINES HER SPINE UP SLOWLY
daaaaaaawwww
anon, does your qt crochet?
Winner?
>>70945252
>Oh yes Jon was so loyal and kindred after one conversation and turning everything Stannis offered.
I'm definitely a real stanner that pathetic excuse for davos on the show is, hurrr snuh lol
>>70945134
normies out with their girlfriends
>>70945334
I feel like I shouldn't, but I'd rather fuck Maisie
>>70945292
TOWARDS THE BOILING SUN
No fucking way
>>70945344
We know you're mad about d&d butchering stannis but you don't have to take it out on Jon, he's just doing his duty
>>70944848
I once dated a woman that was just as attractive as Natalie Dorner
But she was insane and blew all of her money on coke and adderall, so I broke up with her and moved 3000 miles away because she was never going to be wife material
>>70945380
you keep psting this stuff. I'm so enraged and trolled hard. I can't believe you're doing this. Ree.
>AVADA KEDAVRA
what did he meant by this?
>>70945344
damn right, he's no true Onion Knight
>Ignore DABID character assassinations
>Medieval setting
>Dual longsword
Pick one.Even this autist is not dual wielding
>>70945237
He's gotten infinitely better since season 1, but he's not spectacular or anything that stands out
>>70945403
Jon is my 4th fav character so its making me rage that they've dumbed him down so much
>>70945395
thats normies for you.
The episode was awesome, arya is superbadass.
>>70944835
So you would have ended it at season 4?
>>70945149
>ywn have waif do this to you http://i.imgur.com/E3VtLb9.mp4
Why live?Shit's ~5mb and I'm not re-cutting it for a shitpost
>>70945412
it's not a troll it's part of /got/ now like it or GTFO
>>70945448
>dumbed him down
impossible
show jon and book jon are indistinguishable
>>70945423
Exactly i dont hate Davos or Liam C it all comes back to Dabid and their shitty writing
I think out of all the major characters, not including your berric dondarrions and ian mcshances and randyll tarleys, I would have to say thatthe best actor for me would either be cersei, hound, jorah, jamie (for people still living)
Well done Bolton army, well done.
HOWEVER
>>70945414
He meant
>Well done, Jon Snow, well done, you convinced the wildlings to join you
>HOWEVER
>>70945444
So he is slightly less shit?
>>70945465
HAHAHAHAHA great meme
New leak!
littlefinger is a secret targ
>>70945495
No they're not
littlefinger is darkstar
Azor Petyr
>>70945507
>Boltons leave Moat Cailin COMPLETLY UNDEFENDED
>Boltons have no idea Robin Arryn dispatched an army to exterminate them
>the North has completely fucking forgot
Alt Shift X >>> Preston Jacobs
>>70945498
Ian Glenn and Alfie Allen are probably the best that are still alive
Lena Headey is EXTREMELY overrated
JonxArya > JonxSansa
>>70945564
Theon is Varys
>>70945534
Needs Robin Arryn too
Lord Stark
>>70945588
Too bad they're going force him to be pro kelly c
Azor Theon
>>70945588
I forgot about theon desu
I would include him
>>70945615
Now memeing begins.
>>70945588
Shes overrated in the same was dillane was overrated. Ian Glenn suffers from the LF voice fuckery, it ruins the character.
>>70945615
Is he the most handsome man in the history of the seven kingdoms?
>>70945608
look closer
TFW DANY KILLS JON SNOW WITH HIS OWN SWORD AND SHE BECOMES AZOR AHAI
>>70945615
No
>>70945638
i dont really notice it with jorah I rewatched a season 2 episode recently and it was painfully obvious
>>70945631
No. Now it ends.
littlefinger is the great other
>>70945685
>he says as he intensifies memeing
>>70944623
>btfo by a farmer
>>70945615
Lord Snow.
>>70945685
Why did Ned change his accent again?
>>70944597
YFW DANY STABS JON IN THE HEART WITH HIS OWN SWORD AND THAT CREATES LIGHTBRINGER AND SHE BECOMES AZOR AHAI FEMALE VERSION
THANKS D&D
Are there any bastard characters were the Mother is the noble? (not counting cersei+kids). Like a highborn girl fucks a lowborn lover and accidentally gets preggers
>>70945663
Tfw Sam slays them both and saves Westeros, and bangs the Mais-haze until she pops out a thousand little slayers.
>>70945752
Tyrion Tanner
>>70945745
He didnt
>>70945685
NAUGHWHEEIGHTEHYNDGHS
>>70945638
Dillane is not overrated, he is the second best actor in this show behind Charles Dance.
>>70945615
I looked for you on the trident
>>70945752
>Implying they wouldn't cover the cuckbaby up as the lord's son
>>70945616
His book arc has to be ending with Stannis then right? I really don't see how he would go to Dany in the books.
>>70945843
Hard to do that if you're not married
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Mhxx62X.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
Lord Commander
>>70945745
Eh for a flashback, whatever.
What bugs me more is the regulars (Danny sticks out particularly bad) changing their accents.
>>70945791
He did.
>>70945840
HURGBLURGBLURG
>>70945890
Are you hard of hearing? He has the same accent
>>70945871
I looked for you on the wall
>>70945865
The lady comes down with a 'fever' and is isolated from the world for six months is how they dealt with that issue
>>70945752
Jon, Lyanna was older than Ned so she should have been lady of winterfell.
>>70945951
That's not how it works, friend.
>>70945951
Lyanna was neither older than Ned nor in possession of a penis so you're wrong on two counts there
>English
Knight
>French
Chevalier
>Italian
Cavaliere
>Spanish
Caballero
>German
Ritter
>Danish
Ridder
>Dutch
Ridder
>Norwegian
Ridder
They're all similar to their regions. Where the fuck did "knight" come from?
>>70945951
dont work like that familia
What's your guys preferred Westeros life?
Man at Arms or Hedge Knight sounds kinda comfy.
>>70945996
So how is Sansa claiming to be lady stark now when rickon is still alive?
>>70945951
>Dornishmen posting on succession
kek
>>70944597
>Battle of the Bastards airing on Father's Day
Is Jon going to take Ramsay alive?
>>70945998
From old english "niggit"
>>70945998
knecht
>>70946042
>tfw they'll likely kill off the giant
>>70945998
you gotta remember when knight became a word knight and night were NOT pronounced the same, in olde english they pronounced all the letters, it literally sounds dumb as fuck, as for the etymology maybe consulting wiki will help
>>70946021
>Westeros
Nigga, give me pre doom Valaryian dragonlord any day.
>Fucking up Essos by day
>fucking your incredibly hot sister by night
>>70945998
Uh knight is of Frankish origin I believe.
>>70946067
That could be badass.
I want to see when wreck a bunch of knights
>>70944597
Azor Stannis
>>70946030
She read the script and knew Rickon would die
>>70945998
Old English cniht "boy, youth; servant, attendant," a word common to the nearby Germanic languages (Old Frisian kniucht, Dutch knecht, Middle High German kneht "boy, youth, lad," German Knecht "servant, bondman, vassal"), of unknown origin. For pronunciation, see kn-. The plural in Middle English sometimes was knighten.
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=knight
>>70944597
>>70946134
ramsey will hit him in the heart with an arrow before the fighting starts
>>70946145
there we have it lads, straight from the horses mouth
>>70946186
>>70946162
>Ramsey one shots a giant, gets enough XP to btfo wildlings army
Damnit D&D.
>>70946213
>>70945361
Shes more interesting and less lesbian so same here.
>>70945912
No he doesn't.
>>70946134
I thought White Harbor was the only place in the north that had knights?
>>70946253
Could he beat Wun Wun?
>>70946213
>learns arrow rain
>btfo wildling army
>Jon retreats back to the wall
>Night King approaches
>"Let me show you something..."
>"In this room, one years time will pass in a day..."
>>70946257
Yes he does
>>70946286
Wun Wun beat an army of the dead, one dead man is nothing.
>MFW No Myrcella/Trystane Sex Scene
Thanks D&D for killing them off because giving them a sex scene together.
>http://www.makinggameofthrones.com/production-diary/sansas-letter-to-blackfish
Jesus fuck, can she not just write straight? Do I need to go the Asoiaf universe and invent lined paper for them?
>>70945998
german for farmhand is knecht, Probably comes from there.
P H A L A N X B O Y S
Time to come clean anon and admit that DABID could kick your ass
>>70946021
I want to be a shadowbinder in Asshai'i
>Weaving unspeakable magics without having to hide it
>Wearing cool masks
>No annoying children running around
>Going with other shadowbinders to play chicken to see who'll get the closest to Stygai
>Making up stupid bullshit that travelers and traders will tell everyone when they go back home
>Access to knowledge only available in Asshai
>>70946420
I've figured it out.
Jon beats Ramsey because his soldiers can't see over their shields until it's too late.
Classic
>>70946360
"before"
Fuck
I want Emilia to get angry with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNKUgX8PhMA
>>70946375
Can you do any better with quill and parchment?If so prove it faggot
>>70946420
pure kino
>>70945884
Dany changed her accent?
>>70946435
Not if I challenge him to a 'write a cohesive storyline' off.
>>70946484
i didn't notice either.
>>70946481
seeing all that shit happen from behind a shield would be pretty spooky
>>70946439
>Ass-hai
We get it, you're a faggot.
>>70946420
How the hell is Jon going to win this fight? I mean, narratively, he has to. But I just don't know how it's going to happen.
>ywn be this alpha
>>70946303
I don't think he did.
>>70946547
We've already talked about this. He isn't.
Someone is going to teleport behind the Bolton army, maybe CIA maybe Jaime, and say "psssh, nothin' personal kiddo"
>>70946547
From an extra on reddit that seems likely due to the previews
>>70946528
heres how i would do it( as bolton), 2 rows of heavy armoured guys with choppy weapons deal with the infantry and about 4 rows of pikes behind covering them
sorted
>>70946496
Sick burn bro
>>70944832
> salad dressings
preston deserved better.
>>70946471
>fat woman angry at you
Thats pretty scary desu
>>70945149
what a ...
>sweet girl
>>70946590
Sick.
More biblical GoT art.
>>70946594
He does
>>70946600
What are the pikes going to to do if the heavy infranty breaks and runs into them. Sounds like disaster waiting to happen
>>70946590
Never seen ASOIAF art in this style. I really like it. Got more?
>>70944781
replace reanimated mountain with reanimated ollies mum.
that's it.
>>70946600
Why the fuck would you ever have pikes in reserve?
Unless your front line was MORE PIKES
>>70946547
CIA teleports 20K Vale soldiers into the battlefield, Ramsay's smaller army doesn't stand a chance at the surprise reinforcements
Ramsay runs into the castle without his army, but the gates are torn down by Wun Wun and the horde of Vale Knights overwhelm Ramsay's few dozen remaining men
>>70946590
>tfw you'll never paint like that
>>70946677
all my pikemen have a buckler on their back and a sword on thier hip, even then they are carrying better defence and offence than the wildings
but I really expect the full plate knights to rek and route most of them.
>>70946590
that's awesome moar pls
>>70946600
>pikes standing uselessly in the rear
>no easy retreat if the heavy infantry get charged by heavy horse
Prepare to get fucked
>mfw ramsay actually BTFOs everybody
>>70946435
>that ugly bruise
ew
>>70946720
pikes are used for holding in this scenario, make sure the heavys arent side attacked while they butcher the lightly armoured foe
>>70946631
it would be extremely arousing
>>70946768
Hold up
>charging heavy horse into pikes
Nugha wha?
>>70946715
It's not the exact style but I have a few that remind of each other.
>>70946675
Nah
>>70946599
>Littlefinger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POdknqszMDY&feature=youtu.be&t=60
>>70944832
i don't get why people call sansa a tully.
she is the daughter of ned stark. his other children are as much tully as she is.
>>70946768
well the men fight in pairs and between each pair is a 2ft gap where the pikes go through, as I said the heavy troops will simply be massacring the wildlings in their rags
is it confirmed wun wun gets killed by Ramsay?
I'd fucking hate that
>>70946824
and that is a problem. big problem.
>>70944931
>oh for focks sek
what did he mean by this?
and its not as if the front lines can't simply run back throuhg behind the pikeline at any moment, they would obviously be trained to step aside in a coordinated fashion, that type of movement is basics
>>70946435
>he still listens to mastodon post blood mountain
It all makes sense now. They are full pleb
>>70946755
The Vale is simply a larger fighting force than the Boltons, Umbers, and Karatarks combined
Robb lost too many Northern soldiers in the War of the Five Kings and the Red Wedding, Ramsay's only hope of winning against the Vale would be to stay inside of Winterfell and let them siege him and his army, which would be an ugly siege
>>70946843
isn't lady cat supposed to have huge tits?
>>70946836
yeah, arrow through the heart
>>70946824
She has the signature Tully mentality, looks and retardation.
>>70946807
>pikes have their backs turned against a cavalry charge because their commander is more concerned about getting to the safety of the castle than the safety of his men
>>70946600
yeah, sure.
put a wall of spikes directly BEHIND your front line.
why has noone ever thought of this?
oh wait!
because it's retarded.
>>70946577
DAYMAN! FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN!
>>70946879
I don't think so. Huge tits is not very ladylike.
>>70946945
>>70946927
maybe im just the greatest mastermind general who ever lived and you can't comprehend my complex tactics
>>70946737
HOWEVER
by this point ramsay has managed to take his shirt off.
tens of thousands of men stand idly by as he slowly unlocks a cage full of hounds, fiddling with the keys for 2 minutes in the process.
jons army has to retreat in shame.
>>70946953
Big tits are the for farmer's daughter that the Lord fucks more than his wife
Why did he bring a sword to a hammer fight?
>>70947008
The Vale Knights aren't the Ironborn
5000 knights minimum would go down fighting a shirtless Ramsay and his hounds, but 20K is too much for even Ramsay to handle
>>70947041
>kirkhammer
>>70946577
For Frodo
>>70947018
Yeah with full of milk.
>>70947099
no, they'll have to run immediately to get a head start. otherwise they wont be able to get away from the hounds.
do you even watch the show?
