What would you have named it?
Dawn of Justice: Batman vs Superman
Super Wonder Bat
>>70941776
YAWN of justice!
XD XD XD
>>70942043
Assblasted DCuck?
>>70941776
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
>>70941776
World's Worst
Alien (Superman) vs Predator (Batman)
why hasn't the bluray leaked
>>70942206
because it didn't actually leak in the first place. It was just advertising for the "director's cut."
>>70941776
Civil War
>>70941776
Wonder Woman: Quest of the lost photo
>>70941776
I would've just named it Dawn of Justice.
More apt title than Batman v Superman.
>>70941776
she looks nothing like that
>>70941776
I really don't understand why they didn't give her blue eyes...
>>70942449
They applied a new layer of photoshop
>>70942449
no tits and a skeleton.
I guess dana's mom used a little too much water with the clay.
>>70942542
kek makes my neck feel irratated the way she's always looking to the left on all promo..
>Black and blue
>Day verses night!
>Son of Krypton verses bat of Gotham
Lex has a knack with advertisement so pick any of those
>>70942542
A Walk to Piccadilly Square
>>70941776
I would have split it in two movies.
Batman vs Superman, where they actually fight and hate each other. And there's no Wonder
Woman.
Batman & Superman,where they team up and then Wonder Woman shows up.
Superbat versus Manman : Donna Justice
Dawn of Justice League
Dawn of Kino
>>70941776
Fatman Olive Oyl Superbald
>>70942871
>>70942760
batman v superman: hunt for the blueray
>>70943606
>>70942760
Look at her standing next to an average woman.
Moron.
>>70941776
Gal Gadot; Featuring Batman and Superman.
>>70941776
night vs day
Piss Jars V Skelletor: Dawn of Poor Acting
>>70941776
nana's peach juice
>>70941776
kino man: or the unexpected virtue of memes
>>70942430
especially as the sequel to "man of steel." i dont really feel like you need their names in the title anymore.
>>70941776
World's Finest Meme
>>70941776
Finding Jebus
>>70944844
She looks huge
Anchorman 4: The Beginning
>mfw wonderwomans theme song played while battling doomsday
>>70941776
Well first: this movie should have been a 2 parter, cuttng the original first 4 hour cut into 2 parts
Therefore it would have been:
>Part One: Batman V Superman
>Part Two: The Dawn Of Justice
>>70941776
Why couldn't they have made mos 2 and then a standalone batman which leads into justice league
>>70942449
>mfw they ruined her character completely
And i actually enjoyed her in justice league
Attack of the Disco Golem
>>70948603
She's the experienced one.
>>70941776
Man of Steel 2: Batman Boogaloo
>>70941776
Make it a three parter.
A fistful of Big guys
For a Few For Yous More
The Agent, the Masked man and the Doctor.
Martha
>>70944844
There's no way Affleck and Cavill are that tall.
>>70948798
Because "versus" movies are a safe cash grab formula, that is why we got Aliens vs Predator, Jason vs Freddy, Godzilla vs King Kong
>>70949026
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME
>>70948798
They want Avengers money and they wanted it yesterday.
>>70949026
Seriously that was the shittest part of the film. It was cringe as fuck.
What, Batman decides that Superman is no longer a threat to the planet because his mum was called Martha?
>Oh hey our mums have the same name, I guess we're bros now
>>70949323
>Uses "cringe" to express himself
>Didn't get it
>>70949505
why do you conflate "liking it" with "getting it?"
>>70949323
Literally a pleb filter
>>70949505
If I didn't get it, please explain it.
>>70941776
Batman and Superman
You know, a proper buddy cop movie instead of some half-assed battle wankfest.
>>70944844
Superman: The Batman Rises
>>70944844
wait, i didn't know the harry potter guy is going to be in wonder woman
>>70948603
I liked it during the email clips too.
>>70949047
Affleck's 6'4", Cavill's 6'1", and Pine's 6'.
Gadot's 5'10" but the boots actually have wedges in the heels.
>>70950667
>believing whatever google spoonfeeds you
>>70949766
Well, for starters, there's no one thing to get. Bruce's father died with that same name on his lips. Bruce spent most of his life trying to be the hero and protector his father, in his eyes, failed to be. Now here's his "enemy" helpless before him about to die with that same name as his last words. Bruce is still seeing himself as the hero right up until that moment, where he realizes that this man he's just beaten is actually closer to the ideals that he used to champion than he now is.
That's just one of many things happening there.
>>70949766
Not worth it.
It has been explained for 3 months, and you're still here after all that time still spouting bile, any explanation won't change your mind, because you're already dead ser on hating it and too invested emotionally.
Better to keep things as they are. Maybe you'll have a change of heart about the movie someday but that has to come from within, maybe it'll click and maybe it won't. Either way it's not my problem.
>>70941776
This movie is shit why discuss it? DC will never have a movie better than Civil War.
>>70942449
couldn't they have picked a better looking actress to play the role?
>Batman vs. Superman
>Dawn of Justice
One of the two, drop the subtitle and the "v" nonsense
Boys! Mmm! Clark Kent Meets Bruce Wayne: Dawn of Bringing People Together
>>70951135
But the v is an important detail that reveals the nature of the conflict.
>>70951200
Gonna assume this is not bait.
How is the "v" relevant or carry any thematic significance?
>>70942542
This is a shit work
>>70950686
Want me to call their doctors or something?
>>70948533
Heels
>>70951251
Official format used to name legal court cases.
Plaintiff v Defendant
>>70951326
How does that add anything to the film? How does the conflict of the movie parallel a legal court case, assuming that's what it's trying to reference?
>>70950896
The Dark Knight is better imo.
>>70951358
It's not
>>70951251
That the confrontation is more a clash of philosophies.
>>70951200
Speaking of which, I used to think that Clark flat-out won the ideological debate, but something hit me over the past week,
"My parents taught me a different lesson, dying in the gutter for no reason at all. They taught me the world only makes sense if you force it to."
Whether or not Clark realizes it, he not only chose his world in a personal sense, he's chosen what kind of world it's going to be - the kind that has room for heroes.
>>70951135
its like they realized Versus titles are campy bmovie tier and needed to srs it the fuck up by making it so it sort of works as divider or like an "&"
but too bad it wasnt a cheesy versus movie and was up its own ass while saying and achieving nothing
Lex Luthors wild ride.
Does dark, gritty themes have a place in capeshit, /tv/?
>>70951358
>>70951385
TDK>>>>>>>>>>>>>Civil War>>>>>>>>>>>>>BvS
not that the dark knight is a masterpiece but its the closest to being a real movie
I think Spiderman 1 and 2 are better than any of them though
>>70951385
Well I disagree.It is the only DC movie that could be used in that argument.
>>70951471
I acknowledge and respect your opinion but disagree
>>70941776
Justice League 3: Batman v. Superman
>>70951403
>a clash of philosophies
As this anon has established >>70951326 the "v" (or "v." as it would be spelled correctly) refers to legal court cases. Said cases are far from being a "clash of philosophies". The parallelism is flawedas most things with the film.
>>70951460
of course
depends on the source material
it works for Batman because his themes are literally grounded in dark and gritty
burtons and nolan's batmans are still some of the darkest capeshit their is, yet they work because there is still some fun and they focus on how batman exist in his own gotham unvierse
snyder brought in goofier dc stuff and made it more serious and morbid than nolan burton or miller
>>70951460
I think that's the final reason behind all the Christ imagery, especially in regards to BvS. Brace for incoming metanarrative interpretation.
Superman was the first hero, and very much an icon of a simpler time. Even by 70s standards, he was viewed as cornball and old-fashioned, and the Donner films used that to good effect. As time marched on, the comics industry embraced increasingly dark, gritty, "realistic" characters as their audience grew older, until we reached a point where the only thing that separated the heroes from the villains in a lot of cases was simply the fact that their point of view and philosophy was the primary focus of their respective comics.
Then Superman died.
As comics events went, it didn't really say anything new about the character, but it served the purpose of the time. It boosted sales and allowed them to introduce several more characters over the course of the event, but it didn't ultimately change his character in any sort of dramatic fashion.
Now Snyder gave us the most realistic of comics worlds, where the invincible "First Contact" alien species is superior to us in almost every conceivable way and a large portion of humanity, predictably, seeks to turn its sole remaining representative into a sort of god. He's polarizing, he's controversial, and the consequences of his actions have profound impact on society and on himself as well.
This world is not his world. And this world, as it is, doesn't have a place for a Superman, and he dies for our sins, those sins being that we demanded our heroes live in a world more like ours when in reality we should have been demanding that our world be more like theirs.
In terms of the plot, Superman's sacrifice and unwanted deification are going to herald an Age of Heroes and a resurgence of magic in the world.
>>70941776
Why didn't they just called it The Dark Knight Returns? Would have been perfect
>>70941776
Dawn of Justice would have been fine.
>>70951498
It's used in debate formats as well.
>>70951294
he's supposed to be in the IM suit, notice the Cg markers on his shirt
Batman and Superman Vs An Orc Monster
>>70951858
The point I was trying to make is that he and Rebecca Hall appear to be roughly the same height.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie-DsSpANLQ
>>70941776
Cash Grab v MArvel Nerds
>>70950858
This. People seem to forget that this film was written by an Oscar winning screenwriter and think "oh of course stupid Snyder won't put that much depth into his films so it is stupid". And think about it, would an Oscar winning screenwriter really write something that retarded like batman and sooperman teaming up because their moms have the same names? The people who actually settle upon such a conclusion are the true retards. Literally everyone who says this movie is stupid didn't get it, simply because of the fact that they don't expect anything remotely as nuanced and thematically rich than a thoughtless action summer block buster directed by that dumb immature dude who likes violence and titties. Cuz it like, totally wasn't, OK.
>>70941776
gal gadot strangles me to death with her thighs
>>70951345
Well for one, one central theme is basically Superman going on trial against the world to see if he's needed and if his existence and acts do more good than harm.
Batman is also described as judge, jury, amd executioner. Bruce's perspective also encompasses humanity's as a whole. He has lived through the terror of what Clark is capable of but in the end becomes his ally.
>>70942117
Thank you for explaining the joke. (That's what makes jokes funny ((thorough explanations))
Marvel's Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Would have scored a 110% on RT an grossed a trillion dollars.
>>70951080
The jews wanted one of their own to be a part of the trinity
>>70953295
Gal is a Jew
Henry is a Christian
Ben is a Muslim
P O T T E R Y
15 Mins of Actual Batman v Superman with 40 mins of pointless build up which makes no sense, highschool tier theology and philisophy, highschool tier analogies, camera shots ramming "LOL SUPERMAN IS JESUS LOOK HERE IS JESUS RIGHT ON SCREEN WITH CLARK IN THE CHURCH" and then 30 mins of establishing 5 new upcoming films instead of doing what Marvel did which was do 3-4 films and build up to the 'unite' film so we all know what the fuck is going on. Ft. Wonder Woman to save the guys and quips "I thought she was with you".
>>70949323
Did you not hear when Batman kept on saying Superman's not a man? That's what stung Affleck the most. He thought Superman was some remorseless alien with no base instincts such as love, regret, a sense of duty- when Superman was about to die, his last words were to save his mother- he wasnt begging for his life or threatening Batman like some villain or lashing out like an animal, no all he wanted was to keep his mom safe.
The word Martha took Batman by surprise- the realisation of who and what Superman is, is what stopped Batman.
>>70943002
Sounds pretty good actually
>>70953381
>"LOL SUPERMAN IS JESUS LOOK HERE IS JESUS RIGHT ON SCREEN WITH CLARK IN THE CHURCH"
Yeah, but what kind of Jesus?
>>70951817
Also, it's not just Jesus imagery. There's all kinds of religious/mythological imagery. Part of what it's there for is to indicate that people are thinking of Clark as a god, not to drub the audience over the head with the meaningless message of "he's a god," mainly because he's not.
>>70953329
Can marlel ever catch up?
>>70952703
And wiped out Zika virus
DC vs RT: The Rottening
>>70953560
>what kind of Jesus?
Personal.
>>70954152
Well played.
>>70941776
Crazy Steve v Superboy-Prime: Too Many Marthas
>>70944844
You're a big gal
>>70941776
Dawn of Batfleck feat Man of Steel including Wondy with possible other JL cameos.
>>70951817
The Snyderverse is a "realistic" universe where Martha Kent, who is at an age where falling over is cause for serious concern, gets punched like ten feet through the air by Zod and is perfectly fine afterwards.
It's very much a bratty twelve-year-old boy's idea of "realistic".
>>70955992
>ten feet
eh, she wasn't thrown that hard and hay broke her fall
https://youtu.be/e6DQwQyVGOc?t=18s
>>70941776
>What would you have named it?
Wonder Woman in the middle
>>70949766
>>70950858
To add to that, Bruce's motivation to become Batman is because he couldn't accept that his paren ts was k illed in the gutter for no reason, he's forcin himself to find a way to make sense of why it happened, for it to mean something.
When he hears his mom's name, he says to himself "What does that mean?" and then looks around as if it could some be sort of sign, some kind of meaning, then instead of proceeding to stab superman, he demand's superman to provide him with an answer. Bruce purpose in taking on superman was more about provin himself, that he wasn't power less and use less like superman made him feel.
The dawn of AIDS
Justice League: Origins
Sharia Wayne
Kino Capekino
>>70941776
Kinoman V Superkino: Dawn of kino
