>yeah haha I'm suuuuper into film. My favorite movies? Seven Samurai, The Mirror, Sunrise, Citizen Kane, Vertigo, Seventh Seal, the list goes on...
YES YES CITIZEN KANE IS A GOOD FILM
HOWEVER
>citizen kane
>vertigo
>the mirror
DUDE HATING GOOD FILMS FOR NO REASON LMAO
>>70937494
found the redditor
>>70937514
Tell me what is wrong with those kinos then anon..
>>70937494
You sound like the exact kind of pleb retard with 2001 and Citizen Kane on his list and when asked why he will say ''B-b-because they're so influential and changed cinema!!''
I feel sorry for plebs like you. No taste whatsoever. Stay in your meme threads
t. inscure marvel / tarkovsky fan
>>70937494
>no one points the reasons to hate these films
only proves you right familia
>>70937536
Well, what's on your List?
>>70937533
>>70937494
He's not saying they're bad movies, but saying they're your favourite movies makes you sound like a pretentious faggot.
>>70937536
Liking good films doesn't make you a plaeb. Liking the films *because* they're seen to be good (without appreciating them or giving a good explanation) is plaeb. It's like anyone who feigns taste in art or food and drink.
>>70937563
>no one points the reasons to not hate these films
only proves you wrong famalama
>>70937601
I like all of them. Vertigo in particular is one of my very favorite movies.
>>70937410
>yeah haha i'm super into film!
>i only watch movies from the year 2000 or newer!
>>70937536
You sound like the retard that won't admit perfectly good films like 2001 and citizen kane are good because liking popular things is "beneath you", and it's easier for you to dismiss something that is popular to seem sophisticated than it is to actual be knowledgeable about the subject matter in question.
Tell me do you even watch films or are you only here for the memes?
>>70937601
wrong
OP implies that they're all entry-level
>>70937736
>"yeah, I LOVE silent movies"
>doesn't provide his own orchestration
>>70937410
>>70937494
>>70937551
>>70937685
>>70937720
>>70937736
Get some fucking taste if you're going to make these threads, kid
What's wrong with Seven Samurai? What films do you like OP?
>>70937753
Hey are you the trip that pretends to watch art films and then when asked about them you vanish?
Or was that another aritap
>>70937764
OP here, why not both? the people I'm making fun of are pretentious tryna red who can't even get past rattling criterion movies to sound knowledgeable
>>70937410
My personal favorite is Rocco's True Anal Stories 11.
>>70937736
I hate people like this.
>People who say ''Film is supposed to be entertainment!''
>People who have 2001, Seven Samurai, Citizen Kane, other pleb shit on their top lists
>People who have seen 1 film made before the 50s and think they have taste
>People who like Wes Anderson and think they somehow have taste
>People with most movies on list made in last 20 years
>People who have no foreign language movies listed
>People who have movies from Nolan, Tarantino, Aronofsky, Kubrick on their list
>People who have any comic book movie listed
>>70937871
>people who post screenshots from Good Will Hunting while feigning erudition
>>70937685
This is so fucking terrible and autstic than your original post you fucking try hard.
>>70937685
>>70937787
so what films are these? or are we doomed to be plebs for eternity?
>>70938003
there's nothing terrible about it. stop being mad your taste isn't as good as mine
>>70938006
find out on your own! that's the best way
>>70937979
i don't have any other images making that face
please don't bully me, pleb
>>70938214
If you were the patrician you pretended to be, you wouldn't have any images from Good Will Hunting at all
Run along, pseud. I've finished playing with you
>>70937410
Yes, those are all highly respected films. Doesn't make them bad.
>>70937410
those were all great, though
>>70938304
its for a different post
DONT BULLY ME YOU FUCKING PLEB
>>70938311
it makes you a bad person for having them as your favorites
>>70938311
You're an entry level pleb with no taste if those are in your top whatever
>>70937871
>people who only have obscure movies to give the illusion that they aren't plebs
>not a mixture of both mainstream and obscure to demonstrate not only your wide breadth of knowledge when it comes to film but that you can enjoy both well-known and lesser known works
lern2psued
>those plebs that pretend they watch both art and movies
>ask them about the art
>they're nowhere to be found
Always a good laugh.
>I buy criterion movies
>>70937536
Well they did. Obviously you should like a film for other reasons as well, but that doesn't mean they have no tastes.
You sound like a faggot and i bet everyone you know makes fun of you behind your back.
>>70937685
And I bet you won't share the titles because you equate obscurity with quality. Otherwise there's be no reason to with hold them.
>>70937871
>2001, Citizen Kane Seven Samurai
>pleb shit
Can you get more annoying?
>>70938549
Wait why do you want the titles? It's clear we have different taste so why do you care
>>70937410
>be me
>this is my favorite sub4Chan now because of this frog
>tfw
>>70938588
I haven't even posted in this thread yet, how do you know my taste? Of course I want titles, the stills look interesting and you vouch for them as phenomenal movies, so why wouldn't I be interested?
>>70938638
If you have to ask then you aren't ready to watch them.
>>70938600
Did you see that picture of Mr. Frog on the subthread on redchanit the other day? I really like that silly frog character!
>There is nothing wrong with liking any movie
>There is nothing wrong with listing any movie as your favorite
>Movies are subjective
>>70938549
You'll always be a pathetic pleb if you don't explore Cinema on your own.
Hell, you won't even be able to understand most of these films since your "eyes" are shit and you don't have the acquired taste to appreciate them. You'll watch one, get confused, say it is "hipster garbage" and then you'll cry on /tv/.
For instance , do you seriously believe that someone like >>70937494 can understand the depth? Don't make me laugh.
Plebs don't even know what a fucking film festival is, giving you help is beyond retarded.
>>70937736
i hate movies before 2000 they are bad quality and they suck why didnt they record them on 1080 instead of that supid video player that u have to rewind after watching it LOL
>>70938682
Lmao I know you're memeing, but people that actually think like you do are the worst. You get off on knowing films that no one else recognizes, and you're unwillingness to share titles means you place importance on obscurity in your measure of quality, which means you have pretty shirt taste
>>70938588
>steals someones obscurekino cinegrid
>acts as if he doesn't want to share it, when really, he doesn't know any of the titles
fuck off
>>70938755
I'm not joking. there's zero sense in telling some idiotic criterion pleb to watch genuine cinema. it's like telling someone who knows nothing about literature to read Ulysses. they're just going to be lost and hate it. and you're already calling them shit without knowing anything about them? you're a pleb through and through
Serious question, what films are acceptable to put on your favorites list and are impervious to green text/frog?
>my favorite movies are dredd and mad max fury road
>>70938755
There's no helping people like that, and I'm pretty sure he's serious.
>>70938775
nice projection /b/ro
>>70938858
none
they're just memeing you
>>70938798
How do you know what my taste is like? Or that I'll think they're shit? And I'm not saying the movies you like are shit, I'm saying your metric for determining quality is retarded. And why do you care if they'll appreciate it or not? The only reason to not give titles is because you're an asshole who only gets joy from feeling superior to anonymous posters on an Internet board
>>70938755
Literally none of them are ""obscure" The fucking top left is in theyshoot you fucking plebeian mongrel
>>70938921
>How do you know what my taste is like?
because not all of those are even fucking obscure. some of them are basic as fuck and you can't even recognize them. anyone who wants to get into cinema should have encountered at least one of those so far and you've seen zero. watch some essentials and then find your own taste before trying to leech off someone else.
>The only reason to not give titles is because you're an asshole who only gets joy from feeling superior to anonymous posters on an Internet board
you've already proven yourself a cretin who's decided these movies are shit without having seen them why the fuck would i hand them over to you to meme on.
>>70938858
movies that aren't on the sight and sound poll
>its a plebs get upset and patricians and get blown out episode
its good to see this happening again
>>70939342
>we asked hundreds of respected film crtics who studied kino, and directors what they think are the best films of all time. So you definitely shouldn't think that any of those films are actually any good.
wow you are sooo edgy, can I be your friend?
>>70939506
>kino
Found the crossposting /v/edditor who thinks he has good taste for copying an AGGREGATE lolz
>>70939534
Huh
https://desustorage.org/_/search/filename/%201451353577516/
>>70939534
>>70937685
>western '''''''''cinema'''''''''
>>70937736
is there any commedy movie from post-2000 that can beat the pre-2000 ones?
commedy movies are fucking dead. what happened?
>>70940092
watch hong sang-soo's films
>>70940092
comedy is pure pleb shit mate
Who /mikionaruse/ here
>>70939534
I'm a big fan of "Warning Shadows"(Schatten – Eine nächtliche Halluzination, 1923)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4OcGxE60Gw
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schatten_–_Eine_nächtliche_Halluzination
>>70938371
this
What shows me a person has good taste is the variety of films they are capable of appreciating.
Hollywood, European, Asian, Arthouse, Blockbuster, Cult, Camp, Mainstream, Indie, Classic, Modern, etc
An individual who is neither close-minded nor pretentious and genuinely loves movies should be able to enjoy all of it, and without acting superior for preferring one over another.
>>70940454
blockbusters are all shit tho
>>70937590
1. Rachat de la pénitentiaire (1994)
2. Le Parrain (1972)
3. Le Parrain II (1974)
4. Chevalier noir (2008)
5. La Liste de Juifs (1993)
6. Douze hommes en colère (1957)
7. Pulpe Récit (1994)
8. Le Seigneur des Anneaux: Le Retour du Roi (2003)
9. Le Bon, la Brute et le Truand (1966)
10. Club du Combat (1999)
>Claims to be patrician
>No Seagalkino on their list
True litmus test
>>70941971
You forgot 'Les guerres dans les étoiles: La pression éveille (2016)'
Kurosawa was the capeshit director of his time
Why is this board such cancer all the time? It's an impressive feat actually
The proper name of Stanley Kubrick's 1968 film is '2001: A Space Odyssey', not '2001'.
>>70942496
you're being a butt hurt pleb
>>70943757
But for fuck's sake, why?
>>70943838
Stay in your harry potter spam threads, alright?
>>70943838
This thread is important to let plebs know they're not welcome here
>>70944096
>>70944213
Keep enjoying being the cancer of this board
>>70944248
How ironic
Go spam another thread and pretend you "care" about this boards quality another time, kid
>>70937784
T H I S
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PLEB GOT UPSET AS FUCKKK >>70944942
>>70945033
Having a busy night. huh?
>>70945232
Why do you suppose that I would be posting meme threads?
>>70945314
>>70945314
>>70945314
As garbage as this thread is it is much better than everything else.
Yet you're in here complaining about it
>>70945537
Garbage is garbage. A pleb celebration and shitposting general like these threads is cancer. There's nothing good about them, except they aren't- still- spam.
>>70938798
isn't sans soleil on criterion tho?
>>70946198
I love this post. You know why? Because i made sure to reverse image search every image I put into that collage to make sure plebs like you couldn't steal my taste. You know what I saw? I saw a false positive for Sans soleil come up when i searched that image. And I left in there to let plebs like you make a fool of yourself. No that is not sans soleil. Go watch sans soleil.
>>70945637
Huh
Now you're spamming JUSt?
>>70945637
there's nothing shitpost about this. The OP was phrased as a meme but the point is valid and so are all the other posts.
>>70946383
I can only hope you die in your sleep tonight, so you don't come back to shitpost on /tv/ anymore. At least the spammers or the cuckporn posters aren't this demented
>>70937685
I thought you said you'd left this place until /film/ was a thing...
>>70946508
fuck you I don't hate you im trying to help you become a patrician
http://www.hulu.com/watch/215810
>>70937494
Literally the worst kind of pleb is this one
look at him memeing his way out of being upset
>>70937685
>watching psuedo intellectual trash
biology enables, culture forbids
Movies? I love movies!
>>70938549
its clear you didn't make the cinegrid
>>70948403
that must be why he's asking for the names...
>>70941971
you forgot "l'accapareur enclume" (1930)
>film gets more than 100 votes on imdb
>remove it from your 3x3 and rate it half a star on letterboxd
Does anyone else do this?
>>70949172
i don't believe so anon
>>70937494
Welcome to contrarianposting, anon
>>70937536
What, do those kinos not have enough quips? You sound like a redditor desu
>>70937787
>posting flicks
Get out kiddo
>>70937410
>fedora
>entry level shit
lmao
Why is this board so autistic and useless?
>>70938371
Imperator-tier, my nigga.
>>70937871
>being so pleb you give a heck
>>70949172
>film gets a Fresh rating on RT
>never watch it againkidding, of course
>>70949404
?? Reddit loves those films
>>70949404
This is neo /tv/
Look at his post 2013 meme sensibility
"key no"
a /v/edditor tries to fit in
>you will never be as cultured as /tv/
what's the quickest method to suicide? i'm gonna go out for a smoke leave me a message in the comments
>>70949601
dying of old age
this thread has made a pleb really upset boys
like really upset
