Why in god's name would you accept the role of the guy on the left?
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>>70932396
Looks as though he enjoys shekels
>>70932396
what do you have to lose? Also Efron is the incompetent lifeguard in this movie, not that guy. Guy on the left is also insanely hung and has the confidence of a Toledo truck barreling down DDs chest as you can see by her smile
>>70932396
>implying I won't be seeing this just to mire Efron
God I want that guy's cut.
>>70932396
why not?
His salary is paid in feet sweat and laundry duty.
>>70932482
Doubt either of them would do it again.
>>70932396
Because he gets to be the schlubby audience insert and he likely gets paired off with everyone's succubus by the end because movie logic. Plus money.
>>70932396
money
>>70932456
>Efron is the incompetent lifeguard in this movie
This
>>70932396
Who's the blonde in the cute crouching pose?
>>70932565
at least urkel got rich off this shit
The slightest chance of a handy from one of his costars
>>70932396
Get paid to hang out with hot chicks?
>>70932908
Fuck that. Who's the chick next to Efron?
>>70932396
how come the only people of color in this image have a glow behind them in the distance?
>2016
>Still can't strudel your dudel in public movie theatres
Rocky's first flop? How do they expect this to make any money?
>>70933047
Pretty sure that's just about their height and them standing up tall enough to create that haze against the background.
>>70932910
But Urkel made him depressed.
>>70932396
Because the guy on the left is me.
>>70933066
>Rocky's first flop?
The Rock has had tons of flops, are you having a laugh?
Wat is this... baywatch reboot?
>>70932396
me on the right
>>70933195
Are you fucking retarded, you stupid piece of worthless aborted shit that nobody will ever like?
>>70933153
Critical flops sure, but his shit always makes money.
The prime appeal of Baywatch was watching scantily clad women on TV before the dawn of internet porn kino. How is that possibly going to translate to today?
>>70933319
Full frontal. IMAX. 3D. Waitstaff. Immersive seating technology.
>get the hang out with the Rock
>get to check out Daddario in a swimsuit daily
>get paid a shitload probably
Fuck knows, it's a mystery why anyone would want to do this
>>70932396
He gets to hang out with Daddario 24/7 for 3 months
>declining a role that lets you be near daddario
what are you queer
>>70933447
Enough of a reason for me.
>ywn
;_;
>>70932910
urkel also looks normal when you take away his suspenders and glasses, Screech is always Screech, even when he's 40 years old.
>>70933153
Did you forget the time he did a shit load of disney shit right when he was about to be the next big action man?
>>70933246
Yes...
>>70932396
This girls are to skinny
>>70933447
she looks like she stinks
>>70933930
>Did you forget the time he did a shit load of disney shit right when he was about to be the next big action man?
You mean those one that barely broke even domestically?
zac efron as namor when?
>>70934345
Too bad Momoa chose the wrong sea king
>>70932396
He's Daddario love interest
>>70934344
sorry, that comment was for the post you replied to. :P
>>70933447
What a worthless cunt. In any other time period on history, she would be a common street whore to be spat on. Now, she makes millions just by showing her cowtits through a screen, thats right, her sad fans make her millions of dollars, and they never even get a whiff of her vagina. Meanwhile, the masses toil in abject poverty, while this whore and her like are placed on a pedestal and given the means to live like Kings and Queens. Just another sign of this unjust degenerate society
>>70935639
>you will never be this mad
>>70935639
ouch, someone is ULTRA MAD
also 90% of female actress cant act, theyre just for eye candy
>>70935699
At Cannes festival, the whores were each given a $74k bag of gifts for one day attendance. In one day, they got gifts worth more than what the vast majority of whole families make in a year. If you are not disgusted by this, you are the very definition of sheeple.What vital function to society does Hollywood contribute that they make so many billions?If Hollywood were to cease making movies tomorrow what would happen? Why do we need these mindless cunts to live such luxurious lifestyles at our expense?
>>70935903
Jodorowsky is that you?
>>70935813
Exactly. thats why I said in any other era, she would be nothing more than a common whore. The media has brainwashed you into thinking you cant get a real-life girlfriend and that u need these famous sluts for sexual gratification
>>70935950
He does have a point though
>>70935639
>>70936020
Your fapping to celeb threads has apparently warped ur brain. Somehow, criticizing the opulent, undeserved luxurious lifestyles they live means Im a virgin. I dk how to answer ur argument of blinding genius
>>70933447
>swn painfully rip your soul form your body
;_;
>>70936004
Sure "he" does *wink*
>>70935639
tl;dr
>>70936150
>Somehow, criticizing the opulent, undeserved luxurious lifestyles they live means Im a virgin.
Most misogynists are virgins
see: Gamergate
>>70936150
>undeserved
The free market has determined her value to be far higher than yours, my friend.
post her n demon form so I can rub 1out, thx lads
>>70936257
It is misogynist to point out Hollywood corruption. You are correct. More important than the common everyday struggling woman. Youre right. Hollywood wage gap is the most unjust horror of the 21st century. Its LITERALLY 2016 and female whores are getting paid less than male whores to act in the propaganda movies of Hollywood. Its high time that rich white women are given even more unearned advantages
>>70935903
The people who attend Canne are famous and beautiful. Regular people like to watch rich and beautiful people and imagine their own lives would be much better if they could just emulate the beauty or style of these people. Smart business realise this and give free stuff to rich and beautiful people in the hope they will be seen wearing it and the brand will benefit from regular people buying the products.
At the end of the day mate these celebs have done what they loved and through a mix of good looks and luck have landed in a situation where shrewd businesses can make money off them by providing them with free stuff.
>>70936300
>USA, where the same five people make every movie u ever watch
>free market
>>70936395
>DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>>/pol/
>>70933447
>Males need to look like pic related in modern Hollywood film.
>Females can be 'not fat'
?
>>70936346
>trying to defend yourself by saying your point was about hollywood corruption
>you call women cunts, whores and sluts in your posts revealing your misogyny that you poorly try to hide because women have rejected you your entire life, making you a virgin
>>70935903
>Why do we need these mindless cunts to live such luxurious lifestyles at our expense
>.What vital function to society does Hollywood contribute that they make so many billions?
There is no rhyme nor reason to life. Do we need 4chan? Videogames? Poetry? literature? Art?
I think there are a huge number of things in my life i could survive without. However we live in a time of plenty where we can as a society afford to indulge in things that are not absolutely related to life and death.
>>70936407
Not an argument.
>>70935956
I think the media is driven by the market. It does not create it.
>>70936459
Im "trying to hide" anything. Refer to my first post, I literally say Kings and Queens. I use whores and cunts as gender-neutral insults for both men and women, you apologist scum. Dont worry, no matter how much you defend them, none of them will ever acknowledge you
>>70935639
Why is she a worthless cunt for having a idealised body?
Why have you not made a post about how The Rock looks like a "disgusting peasant killer with angry muscles of a disgusting degenerate farm worker" Both are using their body for fame. yet you only ever criticize the woman. The cruel nature of your insults implies you have a very bad relationship and ideal of women in general.
>>70936524
But, we as a society, cant afford it. Its an unsustainable cycle of a few people monopolizing all the money, and if anyone so much as tries to debate that maybe could it be possible to live in a society where some things are prioritized, such as healthcare or free college, that person is immediately labelled as a demon socialist by the rich greedy pigs who have ruled USA for centuries. Since u r talking on a society scale, no, as a society We cant afford these excesses. For example, sports stadiums are paid for and maintained by taxpayer money. Obama's 4.9 million dollar apartment in DC is paid for by taxpayers money. But somehow, getting a college degree drowns someone in hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt to the government with compounding interest. So tell me how, as a "society" we can afford these excesses at the expense of real priorities
>>70934300
reminds you of your mother?
>>70936706
The Rock is actually charismatic and a good talker, an argument can be made that he earned his place not purely through looks. There are hundreds of wrestlers and bodybuilders with more impressive physiques, and none were as successful as The Rock in acting. So you are comparing apples and oranges
>>70937060
And I forgot to mention, in my response to you. Have you seen Daddario "act"?She is HORRIBLE
>>70936863
I dont think it is a case of a few people monoloplising all the money. These Celebs are figureheads. They make money. They make money for their studios which in turn makes money for cinemas which in turn have employees and advertising.
Why is it you claim other people are "Sheeple" for not believing exactly the same as you?
Maybe those "sheeple" have seen all the facts and made their own conclusions.
This is the really harsh thing to accept. I read somewhere that we spend more on dog food than we do on charity. Wouldnt it be logical to tell everyone to stop keeping pets and instead spend that income on charitable reasons? maybe but you could try telling a lonely pensioner that they need to ditch their best friend for economic reasons. Its fine to have these high minded ideas about society and such but it simply is impossible to make that work in the real world.
When regular folks get to the end of a long hard week many go to the cinema with their disposable wages and want to be entertained and feel a sense of wonder at the beauty of others. You cant simply say logic means they should stay at home and pursue other things.
The examples you give are strange. The houses of public servants who pursue and promote the good of your country should be paid for by taxes. Just like your taxes are used to defend you when spent on military.
To then compare this to the debts that you personally take on to improve your lot in life is not right. lets not get bogged down in semantics but can you see the difference in taxes being used for reasons relating to public and reasons related to individuals who went to university.
For example I work manual labour. I pay for all my training. Should my taxes be used to pay off your personal student debts? You will then use your enhanced education to get a better job than me. Does not seem fair.
>>70936706
I think this person is actually a woman. She's slighted because she was born in Nebraska or the like, and despises any other woman that isn't morbidly obese and poor like her.
>>70937060
>>70937216
Both used their bodies to get a start in their careers. The Rock is in his middle age at the height of his career with numerous flops and failures behind him which he has risen up from.
where as Daddario is at the start. Who knows what the future holds for her? think of the matthew mcconaughey renaissance
Anyway lets try not get too bogged down on personal prefrences and tastes
Do you see my point about how strange it is that you immediately talked about "cow tits" "whores" and other highly sexualised language when you saw a women scantily clad? Is this not indicative of something deeper?
>>70937324
I think he is a very angry dude who has just left college with large debts and blames this on society and his lack of sexual success on feminism.
>>70937278
a public "servant" shouldnt have such an opulent lifestyle, especially after leaving office.Im not an Obama-hater by any means, just using him as a recent example. Someone who is serious about his public service wouldnt squander so much money on his own wants. You realize he literally now has a blank check to live as opulently as he wants at the expense of the taxpayers for the remaining decades of his life? He will make millions just from the exposure and book deals he will get, he doesnt need nor should he have such unfettered access to public funds. In any other nation in the world, the media here would portray such a lifestyle as corrupt and a misuse of public funds. In netherlands, the PM goes to work on a bicycle, The Uruguayan President is famous for living frugally and driving the same car for decades to go to work. I understand USA as the most powerful nation in the world needs the prestige,but once the President is out of office he should go back to being equal to everyone else
>>70937480
>>70937324
All of the above is wrong, lm a 28 year old happily married New Yorker
>>70937607
Then why are you so bloody angry? Seriously mate it is not healthy to think that way about people you have never met in your life. Its a lot worse than envying them.
>>70935639
>unjust degenerate society
in other words the society is pretty JUST
>>70937752
Trying to infer whether or not a person is genuinely angry through text is pointless. I could type up the most assblasted all-caps rant and in reality not be feeling anything at the time.
>>70937607
> New Yorker
There's your problem buddy. That city sucks the life out of people
>>70937847
What? so you are saying i shouldn't take what you have written seriously? I shouldn't infer emotion from what you have spent time writing down from your thoughts?
If i wrote an letter saying i intended to murder some the police would lock me away! I couldnt say "oh i wasnt genuinely angry"
mate my head is getting twisted trying to understand you
>>70937937
Someone else responded to your inference. not me. I couldnt give two fucks about whether u think im angry or not. I guess ill use a random user name for the rest of this thread so people dont get confused
>>70938054
Why is she so perfect bros?
>>70937519
I dont see why he should. We, as a nation, chose to make him our figurehead and leader. Twice. The netherlands and uruguay might be great countries, but they dont come close to the GDP of the US, and the political influence of their leaders doesn't compare with that of the president. If he wanted to bike around and save money for the country that would be dandy, but he was one of the leaders of the most powerful country on earth, chosen by the people, an I see that as reason enough to not ban him to a shack and a fixed 50k a year.
>>70937937
Im making serious debate points, and every one here has only responded with one accusation or another
>virgin(implying there is anything wrong with being a virgin)
>loser from Nebraska
>angry
Only one responder has answered with a philosophical answer worth debating
>>70938158
I have been the one responding with debatable answers. To be fair mate you havent really answered any of them
>>70938135
Im not saying "abandon him to a shack and 50k a year"thats an extreme. Im saying he will have millions on his own,he wont need the fucking UNLIMITED access to public funds for himself and his whole family FOR LIFE. Right now, it is legally within his rights to spend half a billion a year if he wanted to. If that isnt the definition of legalized corruption, I dont know what is.
>>70932396
MOE
Money over everything
>>70938252
sorry not right now, I meant once he leaves office
>>70938203
Which points havent I answered?
>>70938203
I answered ur Obama point. As for why should your taxes pay for other peoples education, thats the whole point of taxes, to ensure that the government can offer services to the people. Hypothetically, you as a laborer(nothing wrong with being a laborer) would pay taxes, someone else who is poor will get a government-funded education,and while its true might make more money than u, he will pay more taxes than you, creating more money for other services
>>70938359
Public spending vs private debts
"sheeple" being a awful meaningless term
Good ideas that are impractical
celebs being just figureheads
celebs creating money for other people
I feel like I made a lot of points you never dealt with
>>70938455
1. Celebs generate money for companies precisely because of the mindset of the sheeple. The "omg X celeb wore this it must be cool ill go buy it with my credit card!" mentality is a juvenile mentality that begs to be taken advantage of.
2. Sheeple implies a person who does exactly what the media tells them to do.
I answered the debt question earlier
>>70938252
That was a hyperbole, it was meant to be extreme. And i think you seriously doubt the morality of other human beings. He CAN spend that much, but he was elected into his position for the betterment of the country. I live in Arizona. It is within my rights to concealed carry, without a permit, my 9mm CZ 75 and murder the fuck out of anyone that tries to fuck with me. I wont, but just because the law says I can doesnt mean it is inharently corrupt. He's paid millions a year for the rest of his life because he gave 8 years of his life to keep our country from going under, and I see that as justified.
80s and 90s were much better, women were hot, bikin style was better, hairstyle was better
eleniak in first season was better than all those moder chicks.
>>70938697
None of the old chicks are as hot as Daddario though.They just have them in conservative bathing suits because it is the current year. Maybe Prime Carmen Electra is the second best
>>70938643
the media follows markets. It does not create it.
>>70938643
1. Couldnt you say that the failure to make your own lunch is caused by a weak mindset of failure to plan and is taken advantage of by evil sandwich sellers? its the same principle on a much larger scale. Business make money of basic human wants and needs.
>>70935639
dude calm down what are you so mad about
>>70932396
he gets more money and pussy than all of tv combined. you on the other hand can just shitpost
>>70932396
>no high waisted spandex onepiece swimsuits
D R O P P E D
>>70932396
Holla hollaGet dollah
>>70935639
this nigga straight up in pain he is so mad. dont worry dude, no one cares
>>70938889
ratface + no ass
