>This curse that kills your opponent instantly and without any pain is forbidden. If we catch you using this spell you will spend the rest of your fucking life in our wizard prison guarded by soul-devouring monsters.
>However, the other spells, such as the ones that that immolate your target, toss them around causing broken bones and internal bleeding, make them mentally retarded or just slice them up are completely OK.
What did the ministry of magic mean by this?
>>70930637
The whole point of the unforgivable curses was that you needed to have the right emotion for your target. For spells that make fire or toss people around, you had to make fire and toss people around. For the unforgivable curses, you had to want them dead, want them to suffer, and want to dominate their mind.
Essentially the difference between manslaughter and murder.
>>70930637
Someone said that a murder is a crime against the nature, but it isn't true though. Animals murder each other every goddamn second and it's not evil or forbidden.
But then HP is for kids.
>>70930637
Broken bones > dying. There's a reason people who break bones don't just go committing suicide.
How come there wasn't anyone that used magic ingeniously? Are all the wizards retarded? What makes a wizard powerful anyway?
>>70930802
Animals don't murder each other, they might kill each other but they don't wake up in the morning with the intent to kill someone. Well, except for apes.
Probably that they were in one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the seriesüf only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but itüfs certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books are g-g-good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King
yes, yes, well done, azkaban, well done, azkaban
HOWEVER
>>70930802
Murder is natural in the animal kingdom because the animals won't ever have a thought for the other animal they are killing.
For us humans it's different. We know what its like to be a person, whats it like to be alive and aware. If you murder someone you also know you are extinguishing the mind forever. Not just the body.
>>70930845
I beg to differ.
>>70930637
do you think there ever was some kind of avadrakevradra mass spelling in hogwarts?
>>70930845
And lions
Lions kills hyena just to kill them
>>70930908
I haven't seen this pasta in a long time.
>>70930802
>he thinks nature = good
>>70930931
"It just snapped."
Animals don't 'just snap.' I do behavioral research with animals, and every action an animal takes is the result of a series of prior experiences that have been reinforced in some way. Animals are far from perfectly predictable, but animals don't just randomly do something without a lead up to that point.
>>70930908
fucking based
>>70931160
"No"
>>70931160
A few Harry potter movies were good though. It was even okay when it attempted political drama.
>>70931191
actually "yes"
you just don't watch enough film to understand why those are all better
>>70930995
>an anime poster can't read and comprehend a handful of sentences
Shocking
>>70931118
they do if they have centuries of inbreeding behind them.
Go find a Paki and ask them how they feel about marrying their first cousin.
>>70930845
>he's never heard of Gustav
>>70930721
>you had to want them dead
Oh okay, because I didn't want them dead when I was trying to burn them alive or smash them
>>70931264
Wow. Where did that come from son
>>70930845
>>70930637
I thought adava kedavra also fucked up your soul, so not only kills, it also forces you to wander as a ghost for eternity instead of resting, that's pretty hardcore.
>>70931160
Not being funny but how can anyone be sure the Harry Potter movies are bad without watching them?
>>70931264
This.
Dogs aren't natural animals, they're the product of hundreds of years of inbreeding, mixing, and other experiments to get to something some humans find aesthetically desirable. It's a miracle there aren't more dogs out there with serious mental problems.
>Spell that just kills someone, nothing special, just they stop living
>Called a "curse" even though it is instant
What the fuck?
>>70932137
curse
kərs/
noun
noun: curse; plural noun: curses
1.
a solemn utterance intended to invoke a supernatural power to inflict harm or punishment on someone or something.
"she'd put a curse on him"
>>70930967
Because lions and hyenas go after the same prey animals and hyenas like to kill lion cubs. Fuck hyenas.
>>70930908
>Atlas shrugged
Kek my man
>>70930721
My favorite emotion is lighting people on fire. My second favorite emotion is breaking bones.
>>70931223
You have boyhood and Pompeii on there. Your list is a joke and I hope you know it.
>>70930744
Makes me wonder if the American wizards have their wands attached to guns.
>>70930845
Take that racist garbage back to /pol/
>>70930908
Clifford?
>>70930637
>breaking a bone is worse than death
Just use skelegro on broken arms. Our to regrow bones. St. Mungos heals shit. And for curses like the purple flame one that dolohov used on hermione im pretty sure those are illegal. I think dark magic is considered mostly forbidden, right? Or at the very least there's a huge stigma for using it.
>>70930637
It's clearly a anti gun metaphor, but what gave you the idea that using harmful spells against classmates would be considered OK?
>>70930637
because the curse is too op'd
they may have to nerf that spell on the servers
>>70930637
Tossing people around and burning people is illegal, can't ban fire spells and floaty spells but.
>>70930637
Your logic is faulty.
What's up with all the Potterposting lately?
>>70932065
All dogs have serious mental problems. A dog that is brought up by wolves will never, ever be treated as an adult member of the pack, always a cub. They just know by smell or whatever that the dog is a fucking retard. Translate that into human terms.
>>70933334
*Citation needed
Dogs are actually smarter, they would have problems since they're weaker than wolves though.
>>70931160
> Pompeii
Why didn't everyone use Abracadabra all the time in fights involving death eaters? You know they are going to kill you, the first chance they get, what's the point of using spells that can be deflected?
>>70933277
The cursed child play has just come out so essentially revitalising all the shit posting
>>70932576
>Voldemort fucks with american wizards
>greasy fatass on a powerscooter summons a billion A-10s
>glorious BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>A10 gunrun carves a trench a mile long and a mile deep
>>70930908
Atlas shrugged God tier?
A 70 page speech doesn't make a good book lol
Any who, I would believe you won't have read any of them kappa
>>70933530
but anon why not take an A-10, and stuff wands down each of the barrels so it casts spells instead of shooting bullets
>>70930908
>first response calls it out as being pasta
>later responses still take the bait
Can this bait ever be stopped?
>>70933650
Because depleted Uranium >>>> wood infused with horsehair
>>70932368
>boyhood and pompeii are bad
Why?
>>70931160
Frank's ending pissed me off so much, pretentious garbage
>american wizard quidditch team shows up on flying power scooters with 4 AR-15 mounts, a minigun and XXXL cupholders
>they just shoot the other team
>then they shoot the audience
>then they shoot each other
>then they bomb and invade england
>american flag on everything
>>70933874
Frank is literally /tv/ the movie
the band:/tv/
jon:you and everyone else that started posting on /tv/ after 2012
>>70930637
If you have a wand you can stop yourself being immolated or tossed around. If they use this spell theres no defence for it.
>>70930637
Those are easily curable to some degree
Death kind of isn't unless you have a Philosophers Stone around.
>>70932911
What if it's the penis bone?
>>70930908
Putting books into tiers is just about the most juvenile shit. I'll never understand why people do this. Do they read books and gain enjoyment not from the content but at how others perceive their apparent valued experience? It's just so fucking shallow.
>>70933704
Some people just look at the funny pictures.
>>70931160
Pompeii was garbage.
>>70933704
Hey autist, this is a discussion website and regardless of the intent of the post, others are still capable of generation their own conversations in respect to it.
Stop projecting your complete lack of flexibility and imagination onto others. I know empathy is hard for spergs to comprehend, but try extra hard or fuck of into a corner so you can be alone to talk to your shadow and have complete control over the variables of interaction.
Or, you know, you just not be a complete fucking autismal cunt.
>>70930955
That's what the Chamber of Secrets is for if you've got Heir of Slytherin privilege.
Filthy mudbloods. They had it coming.
>>70931964
It splits the soul of the murderer, leaving you in Limbo if you fracture it often enough, yes.
>>70931160
Why didn't Voldemort make his horcruxes out of diamonds, thus making them indestructible, and locking them inside different lockboxes made out of diamonds as well, with a different 256 digit password combination for each one of them, and threw each one at random points in the middle of the sea?
>>70930721
Yeah because wanting to torture someone is much better thought than wanting to kill someone painlessly.
>>70935326
he did moviefag
>>70933442
Do you like to put your immortal soul into peril?
>>70930845
Faggot, nature is eat or be eaten. They wake up everyday knowing they must kill something to fill their bellies.
>>70935390
no he didn't bookfag
>>70935326
Why didn't voldemort just not be evil?
>>70935375
You really dont seem to understand the concept he is talking about.
>>70935465
It's a dumb, retarded concept straight out of a children's book. It doesn't make sense, just like the whole franchise. The "rules" set by the "minister of magic" are bullshit or ass-pulls to advance the plot.
You're a fucking retard.
>>70930744
>I am a retard
>>70935390
>moviefag
Read some real literature, /r/books drone
>>70931160
>Pompeii
BUT IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES
>>70930637
Bellatrix did nothing wrong
>>70935510
So i take that you didnt.
why were the death eaters using spells other than avada kedavra in fights
So stupid they have an instant killing, unblockable spell in this universe but still choose not to for no reason
>>70932576
makes me wonder if there are mass shooting in American wizards schools
I think a big part of this is that Avada Kedavra is much more harder to repel/defend against than normal spells. Also the fact that it kills instantly makes it impossible to cure.
Why is Quidditch so poorly designed? The game is supposed to end after the snitch is captured, but the snitch is word 150 points so what's the point of scoring with a quaffle? If you have a 14-0 lead then that is completely rectified by someone getting the snitch, you might as well focus all of your effort on just getting the snitch
>>70935723
BAN ASSAULT WANDS!They allow you to say avada kedavra faster so you can kill more people faster
>>70930931
>"had a history of violence, it had attacked Nicole's mother 2 months earlier."
That being said, i love dogs but in what world do you keep a fucking dog that attacks you? lmao
>injuries were minor
Yeah and now your entirely family was attacked and your daughter is dead. God knows how bad the mother and other sister got fucked up
>>70935375
Except when you kill someone that person is dead.
What kind of autist prefers death to being uncomfortable
>>70931964
>>70935207
So all those ghosts in hogwarts were just serial killers?
>>70935777
What if the other team is on 160 points and the snitch is caught? Do they get screwed over?
>>70930931
Fucking pitbulls. How many more people have to be ripped to shreds by these monsters before we ban them? Just last week there was a woman in Quebec killed by one in her own backyard.
>>70930822
To be fair it's pretty difficult to commit suicide if you're a quadriplegic.
>>70930967
Dolphins also kill sharks just to kill them
>>70935891
Fortunately, 90% of the times its the owner themselves who get torn apart.
>>70933052
>I think dark magic is considered mostly forbidden, right?
Yes. The unforgivable curses are automatic life sentences in prison, but they are far from the only illegal curses.
>>70935777
So the hero can bullshit an underdog win after pages of his team getting ass turned inside out.
How was the avada caburjada made?
Who made it?
>>70935777
So the game doesn't end unless the snitch is caught? theres no time limit or anything? Isn't the snitch suposed to be retardedly hard to catch?
>>70930931
There are so many ways to get away with murder and rape in the Harry Potter universe that it's plausible to assume that at least 75% of the male characters have raped or killed someone over the course of the story.
>>70936098
Its for children though
Not manchildren /v/edditors that have no sense of judgment
>>70935643
You are an idiot, we get the concept but its a fault concept, holy shit
>>70935643
It's a dumb concept. And you're a retard.
>>70933334
I'm pretty sure wolves don't even let dogs into their packs, they just trick them into following them and then jump them in order to eat them.
>>70935537
>>70931160
I unironically agree with these
>>70933920
I'd imagine American wizards don't even play quidditch, they just play a magic version of football by mind controlling ogres and trolls instead of just paying niggers to bash eachother's brains out for a pigskin.
>>70932065
You're forgetting that most people don't even know that dogs are basically a human creation.
>>70936223
Most of the board does
Its only the outsiders that don't
>>70933920
Sounds like America winning to me
>>70936295
Except for the Seattle wizard team, who mind controls a goblin to be the qb and win the superb owl
Is there anyone as sexy as Bellatrix Lestrange? Like,seriously, I would get hard in the books just reading the parts she was in
>>70930827
chackra
>>70936127
>>70936158
No wonder voldy BTFO'd them so easily, the autists who hunt dark wizards are fucking weak shit. Can't even use a killing curse. Fuck might as well just send in special forces.
