The plot of the last movie you watched has been rewritten by Hideo Kojima. What changes?
>>70929532
>a boy and his dog
I'm not sure.
>Suddenly
Frank Sinatra was actually a government experiment.
>>70929532
please refrain from posting asian people, this is a blue board.
>>70929532
literally who?
>>70929694
>he doesn't know
>Nanomachines fucking everywhere!
>memes, memes, memes, memes...
>War. War never changes.
It's overwritten and saturated with too much thematics because this hack doesn't have a structured mind?
>>70929532
>final destination 5
Somehow he did it worse
>>70929707
Kino God Kojimbo. Educate yourself, turbopleb
>>70929720
know what?
>>70929783
Faggot can't even make a coherent plot and script after Fukushima left in mgs3.
You can even see the difference between the first 3 mgs games (mgs1, 2 and 3) and the later sequels(mgs 4, pw and V)
>>70929532
>Forrest Gump
Jenny has huge jiggly tits
Lte Dan has magic legs aka four black detachable arms
Forrest can press R1 to look at Jenny's tits and forget that he's a cuck raising other man's son
>>70929532
>BvS
>It actually has a meta narrative and cohesion now
Hory shit.
>>70929532
Inside Llewyn Davis
Oscar Isaac is replaced by Norman Reedus
>>70929532
It turned to shit because some gook wrote it
>>>/v/
>>>/reddit/
Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me
I have no idea really. Maybe everything can be explained with nanomachines.
>>70929934
superman's strength comes from nanomachines
Okay, and the protagonist is Gaben
>>70929532
The plot wouldn't change but The Patriots would have ended up orchestrating the whole thing.
Oh and Ben is at War. War never changes.
turns into Escape from NY 3
that blue mountain state movie.
i don't know..
>>70929532
>Coraline
I have no idea
>>70931119
>>70931119
Wrong quote fag
>>70930553
and Batman's comes from Parasites.
>Nanomachines v Parasites
>The Neon demon
Kaz, i'm already a neon demon
>>70929532
It now sucks ans only stunted man children enjoy it
>the rutles in all you need is cash
fuck I don't know
>>70929532
>Hardcore Henry
not much. maybe +1 mecha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdrwseAC9Jw
the samurai are now superhuman cyborgs
>>70934211
>>70929532
>Hideo Kojima.
13 Hours. Not sure how it changes. Someone help.
>>70929783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkjh90dJLLA
this shit is cringeworthy as fuck
>>70934804
>13 Hours. Not sure how it changes. Someone help.
A lot of rolling and tranquilizing, all the insurgents get fultoned
>>70929532
>Dredd
>Judge Dredd gets the same amount of ass shots as Anderson
>in constant cumminication with HQ where they constanly give out needless info
>drug is now nano machine based
>mama is in a cyborg suit and bleeds white
>it was a vr simulation the whole time
>Dredd has a clone of himself who is evil..... oh wait
>>70929928
it was his though
>One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
The big reveal is that Murphy was sent to a facility for failed clones, not a mental ward.
>The Kingdom
The terrorist attack was planned by a European shadow government. Jennifer Garner is actually attractive and only kills people with a silly looking knife. Jason Bateman is shown being decapitated on an internet stream. Ashraf Barhoum gets slashed with a carbon fiber scimitar but survives because he's actually part of the shadow government and has been imbued withnanomachines.
You faggots say what you want, but Death Stranding looks fucking amazing and we don't even know shit about it.
Hideo "Master of Trailers" Kojima strikes again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2nuHEGhwiw
The master, no idea
Some Like It Hot
well, i guess it would involve male to female parasites
>>70929532
Naked Daryl
>>70929532
The Bourne is now set in the Irak war mid 00's
For some reason, Bourne is also now an androgynous cyborg that sound like Christian Bale's Bateman
>>70936286
>Irak
Judge Dread 3D
Fug
>>70929532
>Warcraft yesterday
>By Kogima
Way more tactic infiltration, complex backstabbing plot, the "demons" are actually the illuminati which are actually the viewers and lothar's and durotan's life are 1000% harder.
>>70936875
>That Ma-Ma 30 minute death monologue
>>70936875
>Judge... do you believe love can bloom in this meat grinder?
