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>>70925696
OFFICIAL LIST OF ACCEPTED AND BORDERLINE NON-AUTISTIC SHITPOSTING AS PER KING ROBERT'S REQUEST
>/Highgarden/ posting
>Radmure posting
>Mace posting
>Lyanna Stark (Ozge/kaya/ashara-anon all welcome)
>Kinvara posting
>FROM THE DUSTY MESA posting (for consistency)
>Cordelia Hill posting
>Bella Ramsay posting
ifyou dont see your name here, your memes are fucking cancer
>>70928186
Is this young Sophie? I thought she was a natural redhead
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70928207
>Cordelia Hill posting
Fuck off pedos
Anons, which waifufags is the worst this season?
>Frogfu
>Jonsafags
>Kinvarafag
>Ozgefag
>Waifautist
>Vaguefag
>Maisiefag
poor boy just needed some soup
Would you?
>>70928242
She was blondish in the pilot of S1 IIRC.
>Take over one of the largest castles in the North
>Fight in open fields outside
>you're shit at dying, dyou know that?
>i prefer chicken
>>70928207
Can I post NCW
>>70928268
Frogfu shit gets out of hand sometimes.
>>70928268
I don't know, but Cordyfags are the best :^)
Post only ebin memes from season 1
>>70928292
Of course Based male actors are always welcome
>>70928274
CotF magic could have saved him
Who read GRRM blog about Balticon? I have never seen a human meme like him.
>>70928256
you know, i gotta say, if someone was to create a True Detective styled GoT opening credits video this scene would definately be used
i guess that's what you're going for you fucking faggot
Azor a /Highgarden/
>>70928207
>pedofag trying so hard to convince everyone hes justified
![83911b3cab7d764464ae4d2393a0695e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I2gZGX7.jpg "83911b3cab7d764464ae4d2393a0695e[1].jpg")
>>70928315
>>70928292
Yes plz.
>mfw Rickon and Dickon become gay emperors of Essos
>>70928287
>i prefer chicken
This one kind of pissed me off.
It was like,
>Hey guys remember this funny scene xD
>yeah you guys liked it huh xD
>it was pretty epic wasn't it xD
>>70927708
Sorry about the late reply, wasn't paying attention to the thread.
It's "Hardhome", episode 8 of season 5. Around the 42 minute mark, just as the walkers attack. It's really fucking sneaky, really makes you wonder why they put it there.
>>70928315
>season 1
>stanley and melly
retard etc
>>70928365
excellent post
WAHOO
>>70928287
The line before when he says '"fuck you"? are those your last words?' I thought was genuinely decent.
>>70928377
i honestly believe it was cleganebowl pandering.
the scene you mention is good but I only remember the chicken stuff purely because the cleganebowl memes
>>70928186
>>70928186
Who is this semen demon?
>>70928392
showfags WILL defend this
>>70928365
wrong file name, lad
>>70928292
Yes please
>>70928392
That chase scene was so fucking funny
It was just so fucking corny, she was like the terminator and those smirks and robotic movements, good lord I was cracking up
>>70928414
Nah, actual normies don't know about the Cleganebowl, but they remember le epic hound loves chicken.
>>70928426
>Look mom, I'm baiting
why is Jaime or D&D so dismissive of the fact he is to blame for so much horrible shit in the show?
his sisterfucking and little-boy crippling faggotry completely destabilized the realm
>The War for Cerseis Cunt haha XD
>>70928453
I cracked up at the dany scene, holy fuck it was so bad. But the chase scene I was dying too becuase of the cliche "crashing into food carts"
>>70928436
datnatalieanim or some shit i've seen it as before, none of them worked
i spent about 2 hours in the archive looking for a working gif. will rename
>>70928364
very good taste anon
>>70928268
I swear people crying about waifufags are more cancerous than the actual waifufags. Just fucking report the posts that are against the rules and move on.
>>70928463
It's not bait. But if it was, you fell for it, which makes you double retarded.
>>70928484
Been on the road for months then walks in like she just spent 6 hours taking a shower, picking out an outfit and doing her hair
![4312014_700b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JGMoBR6.jpg "4312014_700b[1].jpg")
>>70928315
>>70928415
Ham cheese and cracker stackers
>>70928475
If I was his sister I would be on my knees begging for wincest. Also it's the Middle Ages most people were ugly and covered in shit and they are 2 of the hottest people in the kingdom. It's only natural. It's probably Tywin's fault for trying to push that gross ginger Lyse on Jamie.
>>70928453
>>70928292
can we crowdfund laser mole removal
POST BEST GIRL.
>>70928475
He is also a kinslayer, don't forget
>tee hee hee hee
What did she mean by this?
Why couldn't they give Sean Bean and this guy dark hair?
>Suspects the Baratheon kids to be Lannister bastards because they don't have black hair
>Has light brown hair, his wife reddish-brown, one of his daughters almost a red-head and the rest dark haired.
>>70928552
Lysa used to be pretty before she married Jon Arryn
>>70928504
You too anon.
>>70928528
All over my lap.
>>70928207
wut bout
>High Sparrow a shit
posting?
>>70928525
i know kit was young here, but he looks garbage
>>70928558
>>70928335
>i guess that's what you're going for
damn anon, you have him all figured out!
>>70928582
Pretty<hot. Cercei was hot.
Who's your favoritealivehusbando.Webm related is dead, don't post him.
>>70928502
>Furdo became the Night King to avenge based Dayne and exterminate humanity
Noice.
Just watched that Preston vs Grrm video. Jeez the memes were all true.
>>70928608
why do you shun me for trying to engage with FROMT HE DUSTY MESA guy? he probably posts after posting it but a trip would be nice
;_;
>>70928207
Never said /maturemen/ posting
>>70928634
Truly the hero this shitshow deserves.
>>70928558
>>70928628
This is obviously a Jammie's thread anon. All hail the king of Cersei's cunt.
Can someone please tell me who the fuck Preston is?
>>70928646
he's a fucking shaolin monk, that's all he posts, you can try but it's dust(y) in the wind
>>70928521
Shes like that all the time, I wondered if Drogon blow dried her hair
>>70928628
Blackwater, The Watchers on the Wall or Hardhome?
>>70928661
Daily reminder that Daenerys is the true antagonist of ASOIAF/GoT, and the White Walkers will turn out to be alright.
>GRRM said it was all good to have Aragorn become king, but we don't know if he's good at it. "What's his tax policy?".
>Daenerys then goes through political issues such as this in Meereen and tries to learn how to rule, but ultimately, she fails at every turn and declares that she will rule with FIRE AND BLOOD now.
>GRRM subverts tropes in general, and said he disliked the idea of a "dark lord". The White Walkers aren't evil, and we learn they were made by the CotF. They probably want revenge like 99% of Westerosi. Jon or others will make peace with them, most likely.
>The one normies thought was the hero then will turn out to be the true enemy.
>She will arrive in a broken Westeros, take the throne by force and maybe even destroy King's Landing because Drogon might ignite the wildfire caches.
>She won't be able to rule Westeros because she's terrible at it and she couldn't take care of one city, so Seven Kingdoms is unlikely.
>Everyone will hate her
>She will go mad and kill many people
It's pretty much confirmed, anons.
Admit it. The Hound would vote Trump.
>>70928501
Should've just asked, famalaman
datnatalieanim.gif
>>70928606
>tfw dying in the next two episodes
Her getting knocked up confirms it
Reminderf
Are Cersei and zombie-Gregor supposed to be "good guys" in this season? Cersei has not done anything morally questionable in the entire season so far, and she and zombie-Gregor have only employed violence against expendable villain-mooks or designated dickheads.
They have also been playing up Cersei’s post-Walk of Shame trauma and her being denied her last son time and again.
>>70928207
>metaposting still not on the list
you condemn yourself
>>70928643
SAL
ADD
RES
SIN
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>>70928634
>meant to be the big bad
more like big GOOD
NIGHT KING NIGHT KING NIGHT KING NIGHT KING
>>70928186
Gurm's main theme is that no one is perfect. I wonder if we can point out all the High Sparrow's imperfections in one thread.
I'll start.too much faith in the gods that might not even existrose to power too quicklygave no fucks when Lady of Thorns threatened to starve the citythinks he's so humble that it nearly negates his humbleness
>>70928590
Where did this meme come from?
>>70928682
/BLACKWATER/
So wait, the Others were created by sticking obsidian inside them?
That doesn't make any sense. I mean.. if it were a piece of everlasting ice or an ice dragon bone or something.. but fucking obsidian?
>>70928552
Nah they are just narcissist
>>70928628
>>70928733
You don't wanna know.
>>70928643
I was confused. It seemed like George didnt want to answer questions on his previous work.
>>70928682
Blackwater easily.
>>70928277
She was more blonde than she is now, but they always made sure to give it some red.
I'll be damned, though.... she's only like 20 and she's already aged like milk left out on a hot day.
>>70928207
>>70928583
Gud Lawd
Getting me on a good high like a big cup of delicious coffee
>>70928698
He would say fuck the king and have sex with Miliania.
Was Azor Jon banned from /tv/?
>>70928572
The seed ain't strong, lad
>>70928747
Only the first one from what we know. The Night King or w/e it is will probably be immune to obsidian or some shit.
Book origins might be different.
So what is going on in Dorne?
BUILD WALL
DEPORT DORNISH
>>70928335
already done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNgl7iibYz8
>>70928705
what the fuck is metaposting
>>70928628
Jaime
>>70928475
BecauseBran is being used to warg into the ice dragon Winter and Jaime is the one to kill him.Azor Jaime.
>>70928275
I want her to sit on my face. I would die but what a way to go.
>>70928682
Hardhome due to personal bias. Without bias, Blackwater (the Cersei/Sansa scenes crammed between was a stupid idea and brought the ep down). Watchers on the Wall deserves more credit tho, it was cosy as fuck.
>>70928747
Best not to think about it.
>>70928813
>what does meta mean
(shit)posting about (shit)posting obviously
>>70928774
Hands down the best thing that happened this season.
>>70928803
that was good
>>70928802
>DORNISH
Fuck you. Dayne are top tier.
>from the interviews i've seen GRRM is the most autistic person i've ever seen.
he has created a classic fantasy series, how much time and effort do you think it took to create asoiaf? you guys seem to think he is a chocolate brain that shoots ideas
No. this shit takes a huge amount of thought, its literally a life long endeavor to create something like this. just compare the work of grrm and d&d, thats the difference.
![The Hound vs The Mountain [HD] [HD, 720p]_3.webm](https://i.imgur.com/2Aiq3it.jpg "The Hound vs The Mountain [HD] [HD, 720p]_3.webm")
REMINDER CLEGANEBOWL IS DECONFIRMED
>>70928904
Why would you want a bowl?
Was the last episode with the actress giving Aryya senzu bean extract worse than 20 good men?
>>70928552
Agreed.
>I have won again, Lews Therin
What did he mean by this?
>>70928257
>>70928292
>>70928343
>>70928593
>>70928652
>>70928705
>>70928774
...
>>70928891
It took him 5 years to plot out everything for the first three books. God knows how many diagrams, maps, genealogies etc he had to write out.
D&D's strength had been their dialogue during the first few seasons: they could fill in scenes which we never got to see in the books and really blow you out the water. Hard to believe it's the same people writing it now.
>>70928964
Payneposting is ok.
>>70928186
Having rewatched the first 5 seasons recently, has anyone else noticed Cersei's many threats/proclamations of "burning the [insert here] to the ground?"
I remember specifically at least twice. Once she told Tywin she'd burn the family to the ground (right after referencing her nearly killing Tommen with nightshade during Stannis's attack), and a second time she's talking to Tommen and says she'd burn the city to the ground before she let anyone hurt him.
They're planting hints that are obvious as fuck but too spaced out so no one ever catches them. Like, Joras and the dancing master know all the same shit about Arya, are just as perceptive, and talk very similar. There are more, but I need to watch it again to remember them. I'll just keep collecting them cause I'm an autist.
>>70928784
Keep him safe and warm anon. He is precious and he loves us. Unlike Kit who cry's about taking his shirt off for his fans. He must have been raped or something.
>>70929002
it will turn to ashes in her mouth
it is known
>>70928904
>the show will never be this good again
Winds can't come soon enough.
>>70928840
What the fuck.
Drunk Cersei was great.
>>70928964
everyone can be friends
>>70928701
reminder
>>70929034
kek that's shopped right?
>>70929034
>>70929060
I sure hope not
>>70929060
No, he regularly posts on /got/
>>70929060
Inspect elements most likely unless someone has a link to the comment.
Can a girl join /got/ :3
>>70929060
of course
>>70929108
Will u b my gf?
Arrya is legit the first thin 1/10 I have ever seen in her age group.
>>70929108
who is your husbando
>>70929034
Elio is actually pretty versatile and browses various online fandoms regularly so I won't be surprised
Beric a best.
>>70928948
This is what Cersei should look like.
>>70929103
>>70929112
You fucks just have to ruin everything
>>70928475
#1:Littlefinger was actually behind most of the destabilization.He setup the Lannisters with the dragonbone dagger he stole from Tyrion. He got Lysa to poison Aryn.It's elaborated more in the books, but it must've been too subtle in the show for anyone to get (it's still there in the show).
#2. Bran probably caused his own crippling somehow for some reason we have yet to see.
>>70929146
Is it Elio or Linda though since she posts alot on that account?
>>70929137
are you a pedo?
>>70929137
Okay
where do whores go?
>>70929214
funny hoars?
>>70929194
She's 19
>>70929198
KILL IT WITH FIRE
>>70929194
That's like asking if I'm a gobliphil because I think Aryya is ugly as fuck.
>>70929214
Ur mums house lmao.
>>70929198
>>70928960
Is that Ramsay at Bastardbowl? No armor at all? I mean, at least he has shirt this time, but he should know that Jon's plot armor is much stronger than his own.
>>70929252
Fuck, no more I yield.
>>70929151
>resurrected ("born") amidst salt and smoke
>literal flaming sword
>clearly the lord's chosen
>going north to fight the white walkers
How is he not Azor Ahai?
>>70929010
Of course anon, I shall keep him safe. Kit is a bitch, while NCW is a real man
>>70929190
Shared accounts are named Elio and Linda/Westeros.org IIRC. Mostly Linda's posts get highlighted due to autistic redditors sucking off their power users.
>>70929263
le arrogant overconfident face XD
>>70929252
Arya is Varys son confirmed. He had a cock all along.
>>70929273
>>70929263
No he will rip off his shirt in the middle of battle after nothin personneling wunwun
>>70929235
>>70929198
Was it ever explained why they casted some ugly as fuck child to play Aryya? Is she in the books some inbreed freak or what?
>>70928705
Azor Quasimodo
>>70928697
Dany is handed fucking everything. She's a great example of "fake it until you make it" and is horrible at ruling anything. Her decisions have usually involved either extremely experienced advisors, or ignoring those advisors and getting extremely lucky.
It's pretty infuriating, actually. It's much more entertaining in the books, because she's like fucking 13 so everyone calling her a little girl actually has a legit point whereas in the show it's "muh patriarchy persecution" bullshit.
>>70929240
why is her being attractive or not important?
>>70929263
Jon's at the forefront and he is wearing minimal armour too. Battle of plot armours
>>70929298
It fits
Wouldn't it be great if Jon's death and Resurrection were all just some Mannis plot to have a Stark in winterfeel?
>>70929214
Gendry is finding out that very question
>>70929301
Britain be ashamed.
That thing is a monster.
>we can just resurrect jon if he dies at any time
yeah great tension
>>70929301
>not posting the superior version
>>70929307
Nigga how stupid are you?
>>70928392
OUT OF MY WAY, BRAAVOSI FUCKING SHITS
>>70929307
it's literally in the show, you idiot
>>70928733
Back in 2012, somebody made a thread using OP's pic of Sophie Turner. He said he wanted to throat-fuck her until she vomited Lunchables all over his dick. Afterwards, whenever somebody would use that same pic of Sophie Turner in a Game of Thrones discussion or whatever, somebody would inevitably respond with a picture of Lunchables.
>>70929363
woah. hey guys, welcome to the house of black and white
>>70929318
It's important because she is ugly as fuck and it's unpleasant to look at her. Did they think she only looks stupid as fuck because she is a child and it will go away when she matures?
>>70929301
11/10
Based Britbongistan
>>70929363
It's funnier because it's not shooped desu
>>70928747
It's D&D writing, and they never elaborate on this shit in interviews so we'll never truly know, but when I first saw it I thought there was an implication that the weirwood he was strapped to helped in some manner.
>>70929151
EMBER RESTORED
>>70929354
i've met a few people who are in her local peer group
apparently she is completely full of herself and not that nice
also she gives no fucks about the story or lore
>>70928960
What I would give for a WoT series that trims the filler, and has talent, and budget.
>>70929374
What did I miss?
>>70929396
There are/were a lot of male characters who weren't that attractive too. Do you complain about them as well?
How could anyone want to have sex with that hobgoblin?
>>70928904
>tons of extras
>tons of wide shots
>actual care taken for costume and lighting
>90% of all dialog wasn't Lucas-tier shit
Show hasn't been this good since season 1
dinkage apparently is a very small guy
>>70929447
Puberty
>>70929412
It's a computer chip. Have you found our autistic over lord and savior Preston?
>>70928747
>>70929412
Pic related. This applies to everything this season.
>>70928747
it's a computer
obsidian contains silica content
computers use silicone as a semiconductor
all confirmed by based preston
>>70929475
>>70929451
I could never
>>70929307
Did you see her in season 1? She was a qt3.14. No one could predict that she'd be the female Haley Joel Osment.
>>70929397
This one is shopped in some way, right?
>>70929451
Yeah but it is strongly hinted book Arya is just an ugly duckling will grow up to be hot like her aunt and Masie just keeps getting more monstrous.
>>70929451
All starks are attractive or at the very least average. Only Arya is ugly as fuck. It makes no sense.
I really want to fuck Sophie Turner. She is so hot.
>>70928275
inclined not to.
she seems like she has por blood cirkulation that results in cold feet
>>70929018
That one, too. I can't remember them all specifically, but over the first 5 seasons there's at least just as many references to her burning shit down. It's a weird metaphor to keep repeating.
I've noticed the same thing starting to happen with the High Sparrow, it's basically the equivalent of "Don't worry Ollie, I've been worrying about John for years... he always comes back!"
I can't believe more people don't pick up on this shit. It didn't even take me that many watch-thru's, and I have no doubt there are some serious basement autists out there that watch this series all the way through like once a week.
>>70929492
>computers use silicone
protect her smile /got/
>>70928280
There is literally no point in Ramsey giving battle when he can just hole up in Winterfell's impregnable walls and let winter kill Jon's entire army or force them to withdraw.
>pic semi related
How come we've never seen any snarks or Grumkins?
>>70929315
Fucking this
She just make threats, give them a smug smile and boom! army
>>70929286
Because he uses wildfire for most of his magic tricks.
Robert Baratheon actually had to have a new sword forged for him after every one of his skirmishes, because he lit them on fire with wildfire and it fucked them up.
>>70929570
I'll put my dick in front of it.
Where are you Alfie poster?
>>70929510
>cou
Yeah I see now. The season 1 Arya is kinda cute. No one could know that she would turn out to be ugly as fuck so I guess it was just immense misfortune.
>>70929570
cute smile
>>70928365
>Dickon
>>70929307
In the book she's got a nickname like horseface or something, even discounting the shows entirely she's canonically ugly.
>>70929603
His wife is a very lucky lady
>>70928578
>nothing behind him cause it's low budget
>>70929570
Here.
>>70929602
Was it ever said Thoros used wildfire there in the show? I thought they changed it to blood r'hllor magic since it wasn't the green flame of wildfire.
>>70929646
his wife is a very old lady
>>70929654
Seriously where did the fucking budget go? Don't say coke and whores.
>>70929636
Lyanna was ugly as a kid too, but grew up to be a woman men literally lose kingdoms over. Who's giving up their kingdom for Maisie?
>>70929636
That's just her sister mocking her. She is supposed to look like Lyanna and she was hot as fuck.
>>70929286
his sword broke in half doofus
>>70929672
is there a happier family
>>70928242
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>>70928771
She's a natural blonde. That hasn't changed. She dyes her hair, and good on her for it because most of the women on this show wear wigs.
>>70929683
>>70929685
It's only ever on this board that I hear Maisie criticised for not being hot enough.
I've heard others claim that Alfie isn't hot enough to be Theon and Gemma isn't hot enough to be Yara/Asha, but nothing about Maisie anywhere else but here.
>>70929678
feeding emilia
>>70929646
She sure is. If he was my husband I would share him with the world. He's like a beautiful piece of art work. It should be in a museum not in a private collection. Also it makes me love him more that he got pretty famous and didn't leave her for someone younger and hotter.
>>70929492
>>70929482
I know Preston, but the thing is hasn't Gurm explained that things like gunpowder and electricity/magnetism are fucked in the GoT universe?
My understanding is that a thing like our computers wouldn't work.
>>70929678
On Dany and the Dragons
Can a British person explain this shit?
>>70929719
That's because this board is the truth and the light. Anonymoos is the only way to enlightenment.
Maisie is kinda gross.
>>70929678
Meth and twinks.
>>70929728
>>70929749
how short is emilia if kit is a turbo manlet?
>>70929765
No.
>>70929747
it's an ancient computer, from before the nuclear war that sent civilisation back to the middle ages
the children are the descendants of the few surviving men of that time, deformed by inbreeding and radiation
this is all canon
>>70929784
marrying a milf when your 25 always comes back to bite you in the ass
>>70929778
Very gross.
>>70929669
Maybe they did, I just assumed since it looked similar to the effects of wildfire minus the color and that was his big thing in the books.
>>70929787
>
So where'd the other 3/4ths of the budget go?
>>70929749
best ending
>>70929369
>>70928392
Benny Hill music in backround remix when???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaM_R5tI_mI
>>70929765
>Tyrion handsome as fuck
>Arya abomination levels of ugly
>>70929819
>>70929802
emilia is 157 cm. kit is 173
>>70929765
He mother is American.
>>70929819
*dragon noises*
