>>70919992
OLD THREAD
>>70922707
azor john!!!!! xppp
Maisie
can't believe theyre making a fucking all female GoT spinoff in 2018
Jaime is AA
Azor a /Highgarden/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C8hksIz1BE
>Bastard, tell me your name.
>My name is Jon Stark, former Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, heir to Winterfell, loyal servant to the true King, Stannis Baratheon and the true King in the North, Robb Stark. Son to a murdered father, brother to murdered brothers. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
1st for
Azor Westeros
Sandor for AA
1st for not wanting to post when the reply count hits 290.
Azor Martin
Friendly reminder that ADOS will never be released.
Think about it. GRRM knows that no matter what ending he makes, it will never be perfect and many people will hate it so how do you make sure that doesn't happen? Don't end it.
It's perfect, genius even. All he has to do is drop so many hints to so many different endings throughout his next book (the way he does in his other books) and then never end it. Then he'll die and have his notes burned.
People will spend years trying to figure out what the ending was going to be by toiling through his texts to make try make sense of all the foreshadowing and hints. Hundreds of theories will pop up and be discussed and books will go down in history, although for slightly bad reasons.
That way, everyone gets the ending they want and the fat man will have the last laugh.
>>70922891
>guy who had his face burned off is AA
P O T T E R Y
O
T
T
E
R
Y
For 150 points.
This characters arc hasn't progressed in 2 seasons.
If the series is supposed to be about "grey" characters, why is Meera so perfect?
Azor Salad Dressing
>>70922751
If smirkfu dies we riot, after all that shit they done to the show, they can give her God mode, show went to shit anyway so who cares?
>>70922932
is she being eaten by Bran a fake spoiler?
>>70922928
Jaymee
Azor Gollum
Brienne?
>>70922919
the perfect plan
>>70922952
I'll drop the show after she dies to be honest.
>>70922919
Well following the logic he needs 6-7 years to finish one book, being fat piece of shit he is now, would make impossible for him to live to write it, big question mark is will we at least get this book, so we can see for ourselves what couple of boneheads D&D really are.
>>70922723
nth for angryposting
Azor Ahai
>>70922932
Right? Tell me one negative thing about her.
You literally cant
>>70922952
>>70922985
Why? Fuck that cunt desu
>>70922992
I think TWOW will come out and quite soonish cause he actually wants to get this one out. He will have no motivation to even attempt to release ADOS
>>70923002
stinky swamp scum
where the (yuo)'s :DDD
Are we supposed to believe that Gregor can just rip someone's head off with his bare hands?
So in the battle what's going to happen?
1) Bolton wins
2) Starks win
3) midway through the battle they get attacked by White Walker Inc. and they all team up only to retreat.
4) >you're a dumbass anon and it'll be something else.
>>70922919
and then there will be the vast majority of people who couldn't care less
>>70922997
CAWK
A
W
K
>>70923025
Littlefinger seizes power and makes sansa and jon have a kid
>>70923021
the faith militant was merely pretending
>>70922932
>>70923002
>You will never put your hand in her curly hair and mess it up while she giggles
>>70923007
Cuz that means the end of the actual 'game of thrones'. The KL politics plotline is much more interesting than ice zombies and time traveling for me.
>>70923053
I mean, I thought last season that was his plan: to take over the north and then try for it all when the religion stuff goes to Hell. But he hasn't done shit in a while and they are running out of episodes
>>70923021
>1:13
>both hands on the mountain's arm
>1:14
>holding his weapon with one hand
BRAVO D&D
Is it confirmed that Varys will die to his little birds?
>>70922928
Arya, Jaime, Brienne
>>70923086
kl politics last 2 seasons have been shit
>>70923068
:<
>>70923100
Yeah I'm also surprised, shitposting aside I'm sure he's gonna be back for the finale, looking forward to it
>>70922928
Tyrion
Jaime
Arya
Brienne
Sansa
Ramsay
Daenerys
Missandei
Greyworm
Ned
>the NSA
What did she mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GfwZ8Znbr0
>>70923025
I think its pretty obvious what will happen since show became literal fantasy flick, To revive Jon in episode one to kill him in episode 9 after saying 10 lines of text is impossible. Even D&D are not that bad. There will be no twist at this point because even a child figure it out that he will losing battle and CIA-ex machina will save him with his teleporter knights.
>>70923117
I know, that's why Im dropping it after the tyrells and the faith militant die
>>70923086
Fuck no. KL has become Essos tier
SSSSSOOOOOOOOO
IS ANYONE REALLY IMPORTANT FINALLY GOING TO DIE NEXT EPISODE?
>Blackfish doesn't count - he died off screen
>le random brotherhood guys don't count
>le random faith militant also don't count - also the entire "i choose violence" scene was really underwhelming
>>70923128
Agreed.
>Giving away how the Kingslanding plot ends, back in season 2
Jesus Christ.
>>70923148
>Sansa
She progressed from a dumb scared cunt to a dumb """"""decisive"""""" cunt
>>70923171
>also the entire "i choose violence" scene was really underwhelming
It really was. At least use the fucking sword, and don't let yourself get hit. Fucking hell. Also, funny how they actually showed just how impractical the FM's weapons are.
>>70923161
Why is there no snow in the battle for Winterfell, during winter, at the end of Season 6?
>>70922928
Jaime
REEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DID THEY FUCK UP MY FAVORITE CHARACTER SO MUCH
>>70922707
>People actually fell for the hating House Stark Meme
Oh my sweet summer southerners. How are your houses doing?
>Lannister will be literally 2 brothers end of the Season, one of which is a Targaryean bitch
>Dorne house is gone
>Tyrell house will be gone by the end of the Season
>Baratheon house is extinct
>All northern traitors will be extinct by the end of the Season
>Freys likely to become a memory end of the season
Only remaining legitimate House left is House Stark and House Tarly
>>70923117
THis! Those 2 fucking idiots D&D cant write for shit, from 4 seasons of Backstabing and cunning political games we degenerated to eunuch jokes...
>>70923213
>Stark
1 bastard & 2 women a.k.a. no one to carry on the name.
Only Tarly is based, and he had his sword stolen.
cersei and jaime will turn into dragons in the wildfire explosion of KL
>>70923213
Shittiest house with the shittiest characters. Well, besides the Martells.
Can we all agree that house Lannister and house Greyjoy have the best characters? In the books, of course.
>>70923213
>Dorne house
Showfagittors pls leave.
>>70923193
Budget costs man, it was either snow at the battle or extra scènes with tyrion, grey worm and missandei
>ywn never feel Jon Snow's cold cheek next to yours when he hugs you
>Jon Snow will never kiss you
>Jon Snow will never take your hand and you will never feel his rough skin on yours
>Jon Snow will never give one of his rare smiles to you
>ywn be trapped in that cave with Jon Snow for weeks
>>70923115
ding ding ding
>>70923021
He's a zombie now, he got stronger.
>>70923265
>yfw this is actually true
>>70923213
Also, Edmure is the only tully left, and Sweetrobin the only arryn left, both could die at any time
>>70923234
Yup, the reason I liked the show so muchhas been gone for the last two seasons
>>70923253
>Forgetting bran
Rickon's dead though
>>70923213
>Dorne house
anyway other than that you're 100 percent correct
>>70923253
1 bastard, two women, an undead chick, and TWO (2) male heirs, and also Volcanohead Ned is coming back.
>>70923213
>House Stark
>a time traveling cripple
>ogre assassin
>cannibal toddler/dead
>a zombie oathbreaker
Only hope is Sansa. The rest is being set-up as villains to say the least.
>>70923253
>forgetting Rickon and Bran
>>70923259
Agreed
>>70923193
Because Melly burned Shireen to stop the snows. Do you even know blood magic?
>>70923213
Why the fuck are you putting the Tarlys and the Freys in the same list as the Great Houses? I think you are legitimately retarded
>>70923213
>House Tarly
they are just some small house. most BIG houses will soon be gone (not more or less than in any other war), but that doesn't mean most houses in the westerlands, dorne, stormlands or reach are even greatly disturbed by the happenings.
>>70923315
rickon will die in ep8 and bran will travel back to the past for good
>>70923315
Who have literally no way to proof legitimacy.
>>70923298
>>70923315
Rickon dead as fuck.
Bran is paralyzed from the waist down. Where his penis is.
And besides, he will become a tree, he is not Bran Stark, he is the three eyed raven.
>>70923291
Thats why i was hooked in the first place, for mindless hack&slash and quips i could watch anything else with a bigger budget that actually makes battles good, not this mix and match cheap stuntsmen with ruber duck weapons in painted T-shirt armor.
Choose your maid
Bend the knee to Stannis, rightful husbando and protector of /got/
It's a Stannis thread after all!
>>70923361
Ebin. Seriously though I hope shes not in the Sept explosion.
>>70923375
Ygritte of course
>>70923375
Right
>>70923302
Snow, women, no LSH sorry, 1 male heir that's going to be shot next episode, 1 tree.
Wun Wun could win Jon the battle on his own if used effectively. They could have hide in the trees until the battle begins then run through Ramsay's army from behind and completely rout them.
But instead they have him walk around to be a pincushion for Ramsay's archers because 'le littlefinger must save the day xd'.
>>70923375
Jesus nonuffin looks horrible there. I'll pick her any day though
> any cordy
in the leaks?
>>70923267
>mfw
>>70923405
she's allready in highgarden.
>>70923395
Stannis the Mannis
>>70923361
>>70923405
She's gone back to high garden
>>70923431
looks like she was a one and done
>>70923422
You should teach at Westpoint.
>>70923375
is there even a choice? right of course.
>>70922803
>pledging allegiance to both the true king, as well as the usurper, Robb Stark
Shiggy diggy doo
>>70923374
Well I'll admit they baited me with cute girls in costumes too, but now she'll be killed off too.
>>70923375
So ~Yara is going to fuck Dany while Theon cries in the corner?
>>70923436
>>70923439
Just waiting for the epic twist that shes remained and margeey sees her in the crowd befor the explosion...
>>70923405
What sept explosion :^)
>>70923440
I wish I could give her the old one and done if you catch my drift
>>70923431
>the most beautiful woman is a smelly paki scum
>>70922928
Kevan
>>70923488
The image leaks are fake but the actual leaks are probably correct based on the track record.
azor kinvara
>>70923488
>implying D&D are above re-using effects and shots.
Someone post the duplicated people at the kingsmoot.
>>70923512
>>70923488
explain pls
>>70923516
An effect from four seasons ago?
>>70923526
Some guy has leaked everything in this season and hes been right so far 8 episodes in.
>>70923516
i did dismiss the image as fake but i didn't think of this and genuinely wouldnt put it past them
Do you think Cersei will burn the red keep this season?
Will she let Tommen burn with it? I think after episode 8 she's not only depressed, but suicidal.
>>70923500
false
>>70923493
DELETE THIS
>Azor Ahai
>Azo Hai
>Azhai
>Asshai
What does it mean?
>>70923585
It means that you have autism
>>70923585
George is an ass man rather than a tits man the degenerate.
>>70923552
He hasn't, I can't remember waht it was but he has definitely been wrong, adn a lot of what he's got right could easily have been guesswork
Sexiest male character in game of thrones
>>70923610
I hope the leaks are wrong desu. Removing the plot from game of thrones would be shit.
>>70922919
GRRM is this generation's Chaucer.
We deserve no less.
Come on brothers lets Stannispost
Is Lyanna in the BotB?
>>70923739
She will be raped and killed by Ramsy
>>70923725
>>70923739
she will appear as jon is dying, carrying rhaegar's harp. it's most likely a vision though
>>70923516
>>70923752
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/jan/18/stephen-dillane-q-and-a
>What is your guiltiest pleasure?
>Schadenfreude
What did Dillane mean by this?
>>70923775
That money barely covers Emilia's catering bill.
>>70923479
the obligatory "strong womyn" from Emilia
did nothing wrong
>>70923964
he died
>>70924003
he rests
VALYRIAN
STEEL
ARMOUR
>>70923964
he did though. He hates Jon because other people voted him LC. He constantly scolds and resists Jon for his decisions even though Jon is stuck in an impossible position and had to make them.
>Aight bruv wher's moi sis-tah you Paki bastid
Is Reimi for real?
>>70922803
>true king
>true king in the north
>in this life or the next
he's already in the next
>>70923014
>>70923126
>RedditLetterMedia reactions
>>70922932
She simply is.
>>70922846
>>70923189
>Also, funny how they actually showed just how impractical the FM's weapons are.
They were using armor-piercing weapons (mace, that spikey thing that the dead guy used, etc).
post sweet girls
>>70923647
Indeed, dear anon
>>70923345
Episode 8 was last week and we didn't see Rickon to pleb
Post your face when meera eventually gets mind-raped by bran.
>>70924098
he hates him because he is admitting enemies past the wall, making all the other brother's sacrifices utterly worthless
and he's a traitor's bastard too
>>70924206
Thats it am out......
I quit
Euron Crow’s Eye stood upon the deck of Silence, clad in a suit of black scale armor like nothing Aeron had ever seen before. Dark as smoke it was, but Euron wore it as easily as if it was the thinnest silk. The scales were edged in red gold, and gleamed and shimmered when they moved. Patterns could be seen within the metal, whorls and glyphs and arcane symbols folded into the steel.
Valyrian steel, the Damphair knew. His armor is Valyrian steel. In all the Seven Kingdoms, no man owned a suit of Valyrian steel. Such things had been known 400 years ago, in the days before the Doom, but even then, they would’ve cost a kingdom.
Euron did not lie. He has been to Valyria. No wonder he was mad.
>>70924206
physically would be better desu
>>70924206
AHHHH SAVE ME BENJEN
>>70924206
He already almost did it in the books once.
>>70922932
wow
she's fucking beautiful here
HI LADS!
WHY ARE WE DEAD AGAIN?
>Ned will never come back from the dead and save this wreck of a show
Season 1 was so comfy.
>>70924295
Eh?
>>70924288
>she
>>70924261
quote?
>>70923964
He is just like Stannis, has good intentions but its too autistic to see bigger picture.
Reminder Mereen will also be in episode 9 and Tyrion will make cock jokes when Theon arrives
>>70924295
Who is this neon demon?
>>70924307
>implying he won't dumb frog
>get fed up and break up with my GF
>rage jerk off to the rape fantasy she texted me a while back
im feelin pretty pathetic lads
>>70924206
>he can't get an erection due to the nature of his paraplegic injuries
>he wargs into Ghost to fuck her
Time to write
>>70924345
>Autistic
You butheart bro?
>>70924324
Fucked if I remember lad, I think he wants to "hug" her or something like that and she runs the fuck out of the room because she notices him trying to enter her.
I should reread the books at some point.
>>70924231
but he had to, allister thorne has seen the real enemy and he's still being a cunt. its not about him but he's too selfish to see it
Reminder that in the last chapter of AGOT Dany thinks that Drogo's hair smells of cum.
>She buried her face in it and inhaled the dark fragrance of the oils. He smelled like grass and warm earth, like smoke and semen and horses. He smelled like Drogo.
What the fuck George
The one true queen
>>70924367
>not going to her house raping her and telling it was all to make it more real.
>>70924415
How fucking old is this bitch? She's shaven, you can tell because there's no slight bulge where her pussy is, and she has a navel piercing.
I'd fucking hate to be her dad.
>>70924415
>>70922707
Why hasn't Ramsay been seen for two episodes?
This show is boring as fuck without him.
>Battle of the Bastards
>No final show down between Ramsay and Jon
Just give me my Anime Battle you fucking Jewish Hacks
>>70924415
>pure lizardfu is now a whore with a navel piercing
J U S T
>>70924411
You ever smelled a dragon bro?
>>70924473
>implying Ramsay isn't a one dimensional villain
>>70924492
Reminder that Drogo and Drogon are not the same thing and that dragons don't have hair.
>>70924487
>>70924176
Sure, you can call it a mace I suppose, but I knew that. Point is that it isn't practical when it gets stuck.
>>70923431
Ibwant to fuck cordys cunny!
>>70924535
>umm like, I need a name for this mythical beast which the world hasn't seen in centuries
>what's it called again, duhragon
>oh that reminds me so much of when I was getting railed by barbarians
>karl drogo I miss u so much </3
>haha, I'll name the dragon drogon in his memory
>such an brilleant queen
Any webms of Benjen wrecking shit?
Why does Hound x Sansa have such amazing fan art?
>say you want to make a world more textured and complex than just heroes vs villains
>series is ending with fights between the most one dimensional characters
????
>>70924631
post it faggot
The purest waifu in all the Seven Kingdoms.
>>70924645
Jew Marketing, famalamadingdong.
>>70924645
Makes you think huh
>>70924670
>>70924625
Literally mmorpg-tier
>muh flaming flail
>>70924764
FAST
ZOMBIES
>>70924764
It was great.
>>70924761
Slightly irrelevant, but holy fuck casting Rory McCann was probably the best choice in casting other than Charles Dance.
>>70924761
Nips prefer CIA with Sansa.
>>70924457
I think it's around 16. She has some sickness that fucked her growth.
>>70924689
>the blandest
>>70924295
mass banning 2 days ago thanks to that bradamente faggot
>>70924806
Sansan is still one of the longest and most popular ships in the series.
>>70924825
>Kerry Ingram was born on the 26th of May, 1999
>17
holy fugg my benis
should i read the books if i watched the show already
>>70924856
Yes
>>70924856
No but make sure you tell people you've read them all anyway.
>>70924856
skip first book
>>70924845
Closest you will ever get to fucking a loli.
Daily reminder that Euron wargs a kraken.
>>70922803
>loyal servant to the true King, Stannis Baratheon
>>70924803
Lena Dunham
Charles Dance
Rory McAnn
Iain Glenn
Conleth Hill
Sean Bean
Best casting choices for their respective characters. Prove me wrong.
>>70922932
>If the series is supposed to be about "grey" characters,
What are you talking about? This series is all about having cartoonish super villains and good guys.
>>70924899
>Lena Dunham
LITERALLY WHAT?
>>70924882
Spotted the pleb
:3
^_^
>>70924899
>Lena
>good cersei
No. shes good that she took the character as her own, the only thing she has in common with cersei is they're both bitches
Cersei's supposed to look beautiful, Lena is well..
>>70924919
Wait, did I actually say Lena Dunham?
Fuck, I've been memeing too fucking hard recently. I need to rest.
>>70924899
>Lena Dunham
Fucking triggered.
>>70924689
Are she and Gilly the only female characters right now who are not either power-hungry or batshit insane? Yara maybe?
>>70924803
Jack Gleeson was godlike.
>>70924946
Your list is spot on though. I'd say character wise Mark Addy was a spot on Robert, and NCW is a good Jaime.
>>70923164
OPEN THE WARP GATES
>>70924956
>Yara "I will scissor the tits off Khaleesi and conquer the Iron Islands" Greyjoy
>not power hungry
>>70924964
>>70924967
Oh yeah, and how can I forget Joffrey? Shame he quit acting.
>>70924878
This
>>70924938
>Implying Lena isn't hot.
And literally all the woman are described as beautiful in the books and all the woman are miscast
>>70924992
Yeh I realized that right after posting.
>>70924938
>Lena is well...
Fuck you.
>>70925004
She isn't. If you think shes hot thats fine ,mate. but isnt that the point of Cersei? shes supposed to be hot for everybody
>>70924899
You forgot Mark Addy, Dance, McCann, and McElhinney
>>70924996
>shame
Dude knows when to quit on a high note. Few people will be able to top how well he played someone so delectably cruel and sadistic.
That and acting is a fucking shitshow job where you spend more time marketing than you do acting.
>>70924948
>>70924946
>>70924919
>implying Lena Dunham is not the most stunning and brave woman on HBO, and is not changing the world for the better through her body positivity and vaginaship.
Shitlords.
>>70925031
But he said Dance and McCann.
>>70925029
There's no such thing as hot for everybody. I'm sure somewhere along the way someone exaggerated her beauty a little.
Cast him
>>70922919
fuck
that makes sense actually
he has cleverly "established" that he "needs" 7-8 years between books now
despite him finishing the early books much sooner
so when he dies, no one will complain about him being a lazy, fat fuck
So when will the one true king return and claim the throne in the name of house baratheon?
> inb4 bastard
More legit than anyone at the moment.
>>70925090
EURON
>>70925090
King in the North Jon Stark, year 315 AC.
>>70925100
>usurper
>legit
>>70924938
Hi Linda
>>70925100
still rowing
>>70922737
Nope but Jaime is the lord of light. He'll sit on the throne post Tommen.
>>70924835
What did xie do exactly? I was b& for unrelated reasons and was out a few days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GCb0lldiiM
This is literally the greatest scene in GoT
>>70922725
most beautiful girl in the seven continents
>>70922932
Because she doesn't shave her puss. The universe always finds ways to bring balance to these kinds of things.
>>70925136
>Jaime is the lord of light
Fuck off Preston
Next edition must be frogfu.
>>70925123
>>usurper
Targs are usurpers too, but for some reason their fans are too retarded to understand it