What would you do if you had his powers?
>>70921794
talk to animals desu
>>70921794
Talk to animals
>>70921794
Shitpost with the critters and hang with Army Dog
>>70921794
Honestly I'd probably talk to animals.
>>70921794
Find out which animals want to fuck me.
>>70921794
Be a super villain
Talk to Norman Mcdonald dog all day.
>>70921794
start a business translating for people's pets and zoo animals and shit like that. make a fortune and become famous. retire after working for only two years.
>>70921910
*Norm
>>70921809
With Army Dog's addiction issues though...I don't know about all that, Iraq changed him.
Send lions into nigger villages.
Talk to horse racing horses and greyhounds.
Come to an arrangement with horses/greyhounds.
Fix races.
Profit.
Well, I'd probably do little.
Haha no I'd just talk to animals.