>uhh black people can't be racist
>I have to call bullshit on that
Oh shit is this actually redpilled?
>we may not be able to throw people in jail or kill people in the back of police vans
Annnnnd FUCK YOU, HALF THE COPS THAT HANDLED FREDDIE GREY WERE BLACK, FUCKING SJW BULLSHIT. At least they kinda admitted that blacks can be racist though. This is only the first episode, I hope the rest of season 4 isn't SJW bullshit.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>70919903
THIS IS MY LAST DANNYBOY
>>70919915
This is a serious discussion we need to be having.
>>70919962
not an argument
>>70919915
Watch the new season Reddit
What did Piper do last season that has her convinced she's fucking The Rock incarnate?
>>70920019
She set up Justin Beiber to go to Max
>>70920019
She got that fag sent to max
I got money on Piper dying. She's almost out of prison anyway, after four seasons. her sentence was only 15 months, so may as well kill her.
Alternatively, her leaving prison and fucking up and coming back would be good.
Will best character return?
>three seasons and two episodes in
>still no Mariza flashbacks
>>70920255
No one gives a shit about square jaw.
>>70920255
>Actually can tell the characters apart
>Knows their names
All I know is there's a million Mexicans, the tranny, white protagonist bitch, donna, the Red Russian, Sexyteethchristian, and pregnancyface
How have you not realised that this show is SJW bullshit after the first couple of seasons, OP?
is there a torrent for the whole season yet?
>>70920564
>first couple of seasons
>not the first episode
>black people can't be racist
What fun we've had on the avenue of nonsense. Where down is right, and up is down. Where the mad hatter is sane and the queen only demands your hair.
>>70920255
Is she saluting or trying to keep the sun out of her eyes?
>>70920619
Yeah, that's more accurate.
THE ANIMAL
THE ANIMAL
>>70920808
TRAP TRAP TRAP
OITNB season one was good
OITNB season two was not as good but still good
OITNB season three went off the rails and by the end was just badly formed fan-service
Can't wait to see what they've done for season four!!
>>70920255
>that fantastic body of work
which orange wud u JUICE
>>70921168
> tumblr
Go back
>>70920613
If one groups does it then they have to record the whole season. That would take roughly 12-13 hours. It's only been 3 since the episodes became available on Netflix.
>>70921512
>>70921168
>women cutting up body sequence
>rock music plays
Off to a bad start
>>70921633
How about you use your brain for a second. Yeah, using one computer it might take 13 hours. But if you have 13 computers, it will only take one hour, dipshit.
>>70920829
kek
>>70921709
Usually they use consoles or boxes with dedicated Netflix apps. But yeah, oh gee I never thought to use THIRTEEN of them. Everyone has that many lying around.
>>70921751
Imagine, if you will, that one does not need to own thirteen computers. They merely need thirteen people, each with one computer, all working in tandem and responsible for their own episode.
only found ep 1 torrent so far
>>70921810
So with your scenario they would have every episode up by now. Not just the first two.
Honestly Poussey is kind of waifu tier, obviously she's not into the D, but still.
>>70921847
Yeah, well, just because it hasn't been done doesn't mean it's impossible. Guess I should be in charge of torrent propagation, but they probably don't care about putting that much effort into saving a coupla hours for dipshits who won't pay.
I'm already on episode four tra-lalala.
>>70921636
Cutest one on the show.
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>70921921
WE GOIN' TO TITUSVILLE
>>70919847
I thought Piper's underwear thing was meant to be a joke. Like it lasts for two or three episodes and then fucks off when it's done.
Why the fuck have they turned it into a serious plot point? Wasn't this show meant to be based on a woman's life and be at least somewhat realistic?
>>70921921
literally keked out loud when it started playing
>>70921888
Guess not. 2 bad 4 >>70920613
>>70921945
>Thinks women's lives are realistic.
~motherfucker got fucked up cus he got in the waaaayyy~
great premiere
ngl, I want to fuck Flores right in her monobrow
>Morello will never be obsessed with you
It's been like four episodes and no one has noticed that the guard they chopped into pieces hasn't been showing up to work.
>>70922371
was a real guard or did he just dress up and sneak in?
what girl did piper get sent away and wheres the cute latin girl? i hardly remember shit from last season
>>70922765
Well, before they killed him, he said that "this place would hire forrest fucking gump".
That's why I assumed he was on payroll.
Piper got her gf sent away, the sexy lesbian bieber, by hiding the screwdriver in her cubbyhole. I can't keep track of the mexicans though.
Where's Nicky?
>>70922823
And he had prison keys.
>>70919847
I wouldn't say the show is complete SJW
It ripped on Jews pretty hard last season & people got triggered about it
The villains were also the Black chicks in Season 2
>>70922881
It's definitely a left-biased show, but at the same time its self-aware enough not to fall for the political correctness meme. Not fully at least.
>>70922850
In Max.
>>70922953
s-she's coming back right? right?
>>70922881
>LEFT SIDE OF THE BUNK VS RIGHT SIDE
>Jew black vs MUSLIM BLACK
>>70922823
>I can't keep track of the mexicans though.
i just saw her, shes driving the van now. guess they couldn't be bothered to give her lines for the first 2 episodes
tfw your baby girl is taking cholo dick
>>70923065
>shes driving the van now. guess they couldn't be bothered to give her lines for the first 2 episodes
She had some dialogue in episode 2
>>70920019
She got rid of the Aussie shitposter in jail.
>black people ain't name their kids Tova unless it's spelled with a 5 or somethin
>not enjoying this show's banter
>>70919847
Are there any sex scenes this season with her in it?
>>70922994
I was hoping she had a scissor fuck scene with Vause.
>>70923165
>that pic
Am I on livejournal circa 2007?
>>70923192
Same tbqhwy my familia. Alex a hot.
>>70921512
Piper, all day every day. Goddamn white snowflake is so fine.
>>70921168
2 was better than one
>>70921921
Kimmy is definitely waifu material.
>>70922197
>Morello will never bring you to orgasm over the phone
>what is that guy's name? james franco!
>sissyphus
>I did hear that rumor, but you know those hollywood types, they stick their dick in anything!
oh morello
>>70923222
I always wanted a threesome between the two. It made my dick so hard to imagine them banging because we all saw what they can do to any girl who crossed their path.
wew since when oitnb talked on /tv/ ?
>>70921168
season 2 and 1 is my favorite though
>>70922881
They have the dumb SJW asian who is literally the trope. They are satirizing sjws.
>not too big on ass play
;^)
>>70923370
3 days out of every year after the new season launches on netflix
>>70923165
I want to know
>>70923547
It hasn't been out long enough for anyone to watch it completely.
The white characters are the worst ones. Literally every single one of them except my nigga Big boo
>>70923655
the old white ones are pretty good
>>70923370
Since the great reddit/tumblr exodus
>take a supermodel
>give him a moustache
>ta da! One pedophile for your netflix original.
>>70923779
Oh whoops. Posted too soon.
>>70923779
Except he's not a pedo, dumb tripfag.
>Ling Ling callingPoussay's mom a crack addict
lol this gon b gud
>>70919847
Just jacked off to the scene of the one dyke eating out the asian dyke, was pretty hot
>winter is coming, bitches
how does tasty even know about this line
>>70923954
>actually mentioning GRRM
Does she secretly lurk /got/?
>>70923935
I usually jack it to when Nicky fingered Vause in season 1.
>>70923697
Norma single handedly ruined season 3,and Red is every character's ass-rag
>>70923367
>ywn get fingerbashed by vause and nicky in the chapel
Why live?
When's Caputo gonna fuck that bitch with his beercan dick
>>70924053
Norma is shit. That tough bitch helping crazy Ellen Degenerate and Alex is cool though. What's her name?
>read all about it on salon.com
kek
There's such a tonal change in season 3 and 4, it's even more noticeable in 4.
It's like the show takes place in the same universe as unbreakable kimmy schmidt now
FUCK MY DYKE WITH NO PENIS
>>70924044
Got a link to the video? Only two I can find is the hot dyke riding a strapon attached to an ugly fat dyke and the one I mentioned before.
>>70924079
Idk but she is pretty cool though.
>>70924155
It does.
>meme max guard with beard and big boots
>meme dialogue
>blair brown and janeway hamming up their accents in a campy hamming contest.
>piper being edgy and weird like a teenager who stands on their own at high school planning a school shooting
>vause and other lady literally murder a guard
>nobody seems to notice??
>>70920829
lol
Great. Three episodes in and they've already ruined Bram by making him autistic.
>Morello starts crying when she orgasms
can she get any better?
>>70924163
It's in the last episode of season 1.
>Morello and Vinny dirty talking
>>70924331
>mfw
Am I the only who really enjoys absolut mad man piper and alex completely fucking everything up? They are both much more enjoyable if they're losing their shit
>>70924379BIG TITTIES
>>70924472
Me too. I hope the spics fuck piper up. I hope no one bullies alex though.
>>70919847
>post yfw you realize that /pol/ and /b/ no longer work as containment boards
>>70924294
Thanks for the link.
>>70924611
I'm beating off right now, I can't help you.
>invited me in for lemonade
he flipped it on the decoy
>>70924660
Can you at least give me a timestamp on when in the episode it happens?
>I watched The Wire a lot - I made assumptions
SHOTS FIRED
CAN HBO EVER RECOVER
>>70924853
orange is the new black is like the wire
>s1: white people
>s2: black people
>s3: old people
>s4: brown people
>>70924884
magic people
voodoo people
>NEW BAD ASS LOOKING GIANT GUARD
>HE'S GAY XD
>>70924952
That guy is hard to read.
has that white amazonian basketball player from ep 3 been in any other episodes?
>>70924952
spoilers shitlord
Jesus, Healy is the most pathetic character ever put into a tv show
>>70924990
>>70925023
Russ?
>>70925028
Please forgive my memory, I'm a Seinfeld guy. That was a real episode plot right, Russ? A lot of sitcoms do things like that.
>>70924981
i'm glad you noticed her
what a giant
and a dyke too
would bang
What time/what episode is the stupid fingering scene? Fuck. Can't find it in the end of season 1.
>inmates can flush their own toilets in seg
lol
>>70925068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcnHDmvmkMM
indeed
NICKY IS BACK
>>70925076
have you tried searching OITNB sex scenes? im sure the clip is on a tube site.
>>70925179
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU
I take Alex
Why does no-one notice that guard is gone? Even whenLolly tells Healy she killed someone?
>>70925224
I have a question: the female guard in the first episode is the top tier girl guard of the last season with worked eyebrows or it's a completely new one?
>>70925224
Really it's not a very good prison. I can accept that you'd get away with a missing prison guard for a bit longer than a missing prisoner, but this is just ridiculous.
>>70925224
>>70925264
it was the same day most of the guards walked off the job
>>70925298
Nah bro, it was the day after.
>>70925258
I'm not sure, I don't remember seeing a female guard in the first episode. I hope it is though, she was top tier qt.
>>70925264
>>70925298
I've just assumed that everyone thought he left and no-one really cares enough to follow it up. Like if one of us walked off the job without telling anyone.
>>70925369
You can't just fucking walk off with jail keys. That shit needs to be returned. It's why all the other people left in civilian clothes. They don't get to keep that stuff.
>>70919847
This season is so bad.
>>70925395
Maybe Caputo's just too busy to notice/give a shit. It's not exactly the best run prison.
>>70920255
She's got one in the episode I'm watching right now
>>70925415
Maybe. But in season one they were pretty fucking riled up about the missing screwdriver/ Maybe they've gone to hell since then, but I dunno.
>>70925447
True, but a complete changeover of staff and complete lack of resources due to extra inmates is going to distract everyone.
More than likely it's just bad writing.
>your dick when Maritza's flashback
>>70925465
How long could you seriously get away with that? The man is still on the payroll. There's records and I mean, maybe they inadvertently committed the perfect crime, cause he had no roots in the town, being a hitman and all. whatever,
WHITE LIVES MATTER
>>70921636
>I'm attracted to people, not genders.
What did xhe mean by this?
>"She'll charge you interest! That's what her people do!
kek
>>70925832
Roundabout way of saying she's bisexual
>>70925126
they usually can from what I've seen on shows like lockup. they can only be flushed once an hour and guards can turn off the water to a cell
>flashback with Soso in low-rise jeans
>>70925889
The lightbulb was more ridiculous I thought. It really seemed like the first thing a prisoner would attack. Put it out of their reach at least.
>>70925541
sooner or later they found his remains
Fucking Piper sobbing for hours like she got raped. It was just a branding. You can cover up swastikas with a tattoo, so it's no biggie.
>>70926010
spoliers man
I had to take my dog for a walk and now the thread is ahead of me
>yfw 4x05's flashback character was revealed
>it's a shower pooper strikes again episode
Can someone tell me the draw of this show.
I haven't seen season 4 yet but my gf loves the shit out of it so naturally I've seen pretty much all the other seasons and while it's not badly acted or anything I just don't know whats hugely entertaining about it.
I'm not trying to be insulting, I'm just curious what makes you guys like it.
>>70926071
>yfw she actually did it the absolute madwoman
>>70926258
If you watched it and don't understand it, why do you think anyone could explain it to you?
Sometimes you just have different tastes, numbnuts. I can't believe you need that explained to you.
>>70926258
Women would find it way more enjoyable so it's not like your gf's impression is much to go by. While I enjoy it myself, I wouldn't single it out as an exceptional show.
>>70926317
Not him but it's not really hard to explain why you like a fucking tv show to someone who doesn't
>>70926411
I could tell him why, aye. But I don't think he'd understand. If he could understand my reasons, he'd like the show in the first place.
Because people have different tastes, which is fine, but people who don't understand that they don't have to like everything are retarded.
>>70926258
I watch it for bizarre humor.
>>70926494
>But I don't think he'd understand.
May as well try, instead of getting all mad at me. Like I said I'm not being insulting. The show is pretty popular, so I thought I'd at least like some aspect of it.
Its just a curiosity question dude, I'm not gonna go "you're a faggot for liking it!" Jesus man.
>>70926591
>"you're a faggot for liking it!"
Ironically it helps liking the show if you are one though.
>>70925412
So was last season, I'm not really sure why people are acting like it was going to bounce back
>>70926258
I just like laughing at the absurdity of the situations presented in each episode.
>>70926591
There's nothing I could possibly say to make you like this show, unless you can only enjoy things when you people tell you to. Why the obsession with forcing yourself to like it? Just fucking move on, man.
>>70926591
for waifus man.
>but they are all ugly a fuck
THATS the fun part, like you have to weed out everyone an choose the best of the worse.
But honestly I almost like the guards/wardens and shit stories and scenes more than any of the actual girls.
>big bear prison guard is gay and recks Piper
mai husbando
>>70926010
>lightbulb
just got there, that would never be in any prison cell.
>>70926720
I'm not asking you to make me like it, I'm asking you to tell me why you do.
>>70926258
I just like the theme song.
>>70926757
I think the list is getting kinda of long of 'this wouldn't be here or work this way in an actual prison'
>hyped for season 4
>no one saying anything good about it
Oh well.
>>70926901
ive seen only the first episode and it was good
>>70926901NICKY
>>70926901
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>70926901
>show goes on for more than 1 season
>people naturally say it's getting worse and worse because every season isn't a repeat of 1
This happens with every show, but it doesn't mean it's actually true
oh fuck I'm laughing
When will liberalism fuck off?
They just lie at this point
>>70927076
>a literal tumblr meme
Can you fuck off and leave us to discuss our post-modernist trash alone?
>>70927107
I wouldn't know, I didn't get my degree on memeology from Sad Frogs University
>>70927155
How new are you?
>>70927076
Are you sure you don't mean conservative? Cause the GOP has done nothing but lie
>>70927155
>tfw I could only afford Pepe Community College
>>70927221
As opposed to?
>>70919915
Hi ,reddit
>it's a piper starts a race war season
>character hacks a password by looking around he room
>>70919847
>Oh shit is this actually redpilled?
No, it's just not massively retarded or sheltered.
>>70927330
>hacks
Go back
>>70927330
the usual suspects was a mistake
>>70925369
btw it's definitely not her
>>70927368
that was master maxing as far as tv goes
>>70927431
where did guardfu go then???
#whitelivesmatter
>>70927460
maybe she is still on hold from the previous job strike done by all the guards
>>70927460
She got fired
>>70927519
>they actually said this
oh man
>>70927221
I haven't met a lot of masculine white male Democrat voters.
So mehh
>>70921846
>>70921846
>>70921846
same
wheres the rest
>>70927944
kat
>>70927460
image op here: also look at the name on the uniform
They fucked up trying to make maria look high school aged lmao
Any sex/nude scene of her yet?
Just finished, I take it we are getting a season 5.
>Maritza flashback
fucking finally
>>70920829
Just started the episode, tab back to this thread and TRAP TRAP TRAP XD
>>70928459
it's already been renewed for 5,6 and 7 brubru
>piper gets branded with a swastika
Will she and skinhead helen fug?
They made piper so shite
>>70929516
she has been since after the first season
I swear a higher up at netflix is a baneposter and demands that it leaks into every show
>>70929566
They really ramped up the SJW shit this season. Literally a full shot of Hilary's face on a magazine.
Why is Healy so bad at his job?
>>70929833
he's depressed
Who plays the skinhead inmate withe all the tattoos on her head?
>>70929566
>we want the /tv/ audience
Any hairy chicks in this shit?
>it's a piper accidentally becomes the leader of the aryan sisterhood episode
>it's a piper makes this face episode
>>70930447
No real nudity.
Episode 6 has the Asian girl and Poussey doing oral.
Nothing shown, they're clothed.
Episode 7 has Piper and Vause getting off.
Clothed.
>>70930640
In the last scene of Maritza's flashback in ep 5 you get a little bit of sole action.
>>70930734
Seek Jesus
You are going to say lesbian is the nu B L A C K E D? It's a good show people.
>>70930447
>>70930640
You sure it was episode 7?
>>70930734
I want to see more of Vause though.
>>70927053
This is bullshit.
>>70923935
That was the only scene I found hot in the show so far. It's not worth it after season 2.
>>70930956
Jesus was a footfriend. Just like at his thing about washing whore's feet.
Every single storyline is shit right now except for dogget's.
>>70932138
>doggett
>storyline
Are we watching the same season?
>>70926258
It's kinda quirky. It actually gives me huge anxiety bc prisons freak me out, but there is humor and Alex is pretty lol.
I want everyone to get a happy ending because I'm a naive child
>It's a Alex and Pipersmoke crackepisode
hehe
>>70932185
That goes to show how much time they spend on the shittier storylines
>it's a Blair Brown impersonates Bane episode
?
>Open first episode
>Ellen Degenerate kills a hitman by kicking him to death
>he doesn't retaliate at all
>close tab
>go to download it
>Each episode is 900mb
NOPE
>>70932976
g...got more like this?
>it's a "character has good intentions that go awry" episode
>watching this sjw garbage
Oh /tv/ how low you have fallen
>>70933198
it's hardly sjw
>>70922881
>>70922901
It sort of mocks the same agendas it's pushing, though it's still pushing them. A lot of the males are actively disempowered, and women empowered. The trans character is represented pretty much without any humor too if memory serves, actively tore the family apart, and has given her son some pretty shitty advice.
The race issues it brings up alternate a lot between blatant liberal stuff and some more grounded elements, and it's good to see that not everything is blacks vs whites vs latinas.
Some of the characters are walking stereotypes too, some of whom I'd argue would trigger tumblr if not for the rest of the cast
Overall I think it is heavily progressive but in a mostly sensible way, making fun of some of the more extreme facets of progressive ideologies
Does Red's accent get worse with each episode
>>70933275
We're like 4 seasons in, don't even try to act like it isn't sjw.
>>70933465
it's a little bit sjw
but it's not too sjw
and it's mostly played for laughs
I need a link for ep9 for fucks sake.
>inb4 netflix
>>70927238
>tfw I got into Kek university
>>70933988
Kek has chosen you my friend
>tomorrow belongs to me starts playing
nice
