What animal would you choose to be?
Me I'd choose to be a bull
An owl.
Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>70915703
Fuck nighttime. I'd be a fucking bald eagle.
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>Me I'd choose to be a bull
What did he mean by that
Likely some ape like creature as they would be the closet to humanity in terms of intellect. Cheap-ass answer I know.
And the lobster was actually a pretty funny film, really enjoyed the dark humour and concept and I wish Farrell would take on more movies like this. Felt the last 20 minutes weren't as strong as the rest though, still good.
>>70915738
This
>>70915738
black people are humans
>not picking parrot so you and John C Reilly can hang out in the trees and banter
>>70915781
if you pick bonobo they have sex all the time and are relatively non-violent
>>70915956
OH GOD THAT FLAB
Eagle.
Also good flick
Am I allowed to choose to be human since humans are animals? Or is the movie some metaphor that I don't have human rights, i.e. humanity if I don't find a mate?
A ferret or a bunny
Dog, sure it's the normie choice but you'd have plenty of dogbros to dog around with