You know, I have the chat logs right here
my horniness is over 9000. I LIKE RAPE!
>>70912449
>I want to stick my **** up your dirty ******** and lick all the ****out of your ****hole while you call me Danny.
hansen is never gonna deliver on that kickstarter
you niggers got cucked
>>70912617
they already filmed it u dolt it's in post production
I know how to beat him:
You carry around a piece of paper saying that your intent was to meet your hero Chris Hansen to congratulate him on all his good work and any actions you have taken to this point have been for that sole purpose. When he appears, take the paper out.
BOOM. Fuck your made up thought crimes USA!
>>70912654
Keep telling yourself that, cuck
I'm not gay or nothin'
>>70912656
Or you could like, just not go. Seriously, if you prepare that much and still get caught, you're an idiot.
>Woo good thing I have my emergency Hansen worship note on me at all times
>>70912711
JUST SAYIN
kalowoodsman (11:13:31 PM): but you will be my girl and my sex slave. you can never say no
kalowoodsman (11:14:06 PM): I'll rape you if you do
kalowoodsman (11:51:23 PM): your sis will probably scream and cry her eyes out
kalowoodsman (11:57:34 PM): I just want to fuck the shit out of her
kalowoodsman (11:26:10 PM): how do you feel knowing I'm gonna fuck your throat and ass so hard you cry?
keri (10:43:51 PM): idk how young can u do that
kalowoodsman (10:44:06 PM): young as I want really
kalowoodsman (10:45:17 PM): when their still crawling if I'm nasty enough
kalowoodsman (11:17:43 PM): cause they're too young to even know better, they trust me and I use them for my fun
kalowoodsman (11:49:51 PM): it might be so bad you cry, just so you know
keri (11:52:02 PM): if i really cry r u gonna stop?
kalowoodsman (11:52:40 PM): well, it'll be better if I just slow down. if I take it out it's just gonna hurt a lot again when I have to start over
THIRTYYYYYY FIVE...THIRTY NINE...
>>70912783
kalowoodsman (1:51:55 AM): and litle girls who won't relax I will need you to hold
keri (1:52:37 AM): how little?
kalowoodsman (1:53:20 AM): I don't know Ker, I'm a nasty man, as youg as your sis I'm sure
kalowoodsman (12:23:58 AM): do you think your sis will freak if I'm fucking you in front of her so hard you cry?
keri (12:24:24 AM): am i gonna cry?
kalowoodsman (12:24:41 AM): you might during anal
keri (12:24:57 AM): ill try not to
kalowoodsman (12:25:18 AM): even if it really hurts a lot?
keri (12:26:07 AM): i gues i might will u think im a baby?
kalowoodsman (12:26:35 AM): no, you're my girl always. would turn me on to see you cry a lil
kalowoodsman (12:27:05 AM): you probably will, so will she
kalowoodsman (11:25:12 PM): you know I get turned on seeing a girl cry on my cock
kalowoodsman (10:14:17 PM): lol, it's hot to think of you both in tears sucking me together
kalowoodsman (1:21:05 AM): I'd rape her if she didn't do it willingly
kalowoodsman (2:07:47 AM): I'd kill anyone who tried to take you from me
kalowoodsman (2:09:00 AM): even your family if I had to
keri (2:59:01 AM): not sure how young ppl can
kalowoodsman (2:59:23 AM): young as we want, even as babies, holes stretch
kalowoodsman (2:30:45 AM): even hold your sis down for me to rape if I say
http://www.perverted-justice.com/?con=kalowoodsman
I AM NOT A CRIMINAL SIR
>>70912813
>>70912783
How can one man be so based?
Not defending the idiot degenerates who get busted trying to fuck kids, but the group that this show was working with, "Perverted Justice" (along with whatever name they changed it to) was notorious for editing chat logs and getting convictions tossed out due to it. They also got caught instigating the sexual advances several times -- not that that would make the adult's behavior more acceptable but they were a sleazy organization.
>>70912783
>>70912813
what an alpha
>>70912730
Not at all times. Only when you are going to warn young girls in the Internet not to invite guys from the Internet over.
it's so cringey when they use that gay decoy who clearly doesnt even look close to 13 and they notice it right away at the driveway
but they enter anyway
>>70912783
>>70912813
Who was in the wrong here? Guy was clearly just taking the boy to lunch.
>>70912449
I went to middle school and one of the teacher helpers was caught while I was in 7th grade.
AMA
>So... what is you're doing here tonight? What were your plans had I not been here?
>I was just going, well... I was driving by anyways, I saw the door was uh... saw the door was open, so I wanted to just uhh make sure she was ok, I knew she was home alone so I uhh...
>...so you thought you'd check up on a 13-year-old girl, with whom you've chatted online for several days, because you just happened to be in the area passing by her home?
>Y-yeah, well I uhh, I was just goi...
>"packersfan_76: i wanrt to rub my rock hard member againt the soles of you're little feet and release giant cum onto your litle girl toes". Was that not you? Did you not intend to... to engage in illegal sexual behavior, with what you yourself describe as a little girl?
>Nah haha that's just like... it's just a meme, from uhh, like online.. I really didn't uhh...
>Well, I have to tell you. I'm here today filming a series about online sexual predators who target young children. I don't know if you're familiar with dateline NBC, if you've perhaps seen our program in the past, but I am Chris Hanson.
>>70912931
Who was he?
>>70912789
45...
>>70912656
one of them tried that, he had a note in the car saying he was just going there to tell the girl that talking to strangers on the net is bad
i doubt it helped him at all. Real life doesn't work that way.
>>70912940
https://youtu.be/IPUZYSZLrJA
He was the one taking care of the kids who got in school suspension. So he looked over all the dumbass kids.
Never really came off as a pedo, only grabbed kids by the shoulders at times.
We all got a letter that Monday saying that he was caught for that.
>>70913092
>>70912940
>>70912931
Went to a shitty middle school (A.W. Spence). His name was Mr. Kendal
>>70913092
kek what did the letter say exactly ?
>>70913077
Jesus. I was just fucking about. There's no way I would expect such a thing to work. Feel a little sympathy for these guys, we're all capable of doing stupid things for pussy, at the same time I'd quite happily watch them got shot as they leave the house.
>"cunny_king69: then i will lick you tummy and teach you how do a kickflip ok? and i rub your feet when we are done?
SexualChild2006: hmmm
cunny_king69: what do you mean by that"
>Was this not a conversation you knowingly engaged in with an underage girl? Does any of that seem appropriate for you to be talking about?
> :^)
>Hahaha. Oh, ok. Have a good night, sir. Take a brownie for the road.
>>70912526
>call me danny
>>70913202
Something about them finding out recently that he did that, that he has been immediately terminated, will have a school meeting about it with parents, and any thing needed to say can be said there.
>>70913343
did your parents go to the meeting?
>>70912783
>>70912813
>kalowoodsman (10:45:17 PM): when their still crawling if I'm nasty enough
Someone post the link to he guy who wanted to fuck a cat or something, that one was proper funny
>>70913403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxKYxzlqLOs
>>70912449
>y-you don't have to read those, sir
>>70912449
DO YOU HAVE ANY COUNDOM
I MUST GO SHOPPING
>>70913356
No they didn't give a shit.
Oh cawp.
>>70913496
>Ben and jerrys funky monkey
"DID YOU BRING THE CONDOMS??"
>top of her little qt lungs
>across the front yard
>broad daylight
>>70913253
I know you were joking m8
>that one ugly girl that scared some of the targets away
>>70912656
just pretend to be a Syrian refugee and you'll be fine
>I wasnt doing anything sexual
>You asked her if she does anal...
>ITS JUST A QUESTION!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q4HIGDTRLE
Man this guy can think up shit on the spot pretty well. I know it wasn't very believable but he didn't have much to work with.
>>70914257
talking about the first guy
>>70912449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_khsGHrT-Y
>"Her yahoo profile said she was 102, how does yahoo let these people get away with this-"
>"So you're saying you were trying to have sex with a 102 year old woman"
>"NO I'm just saying, why can't people be honest"
>"Well that's what it sounds like..."
Also that same guy, before he walks in, tells the decoy he's nervous, ans she says "what are you nervous for? Just picture me naked and come on in!"
HOW DO YOU FALL FOR THAT
>>70912880
Most of the decoys were pretty convincing. That one lady they got to portray a teenage boy accurately looks and sounds like every Californian high school skater boy I've ever met.
>>70912711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO4wYW86Ti4
I didn't let that nigga kiss me or nothin but I tore that ass up
>>70913092
I'm sure there is something about that in the old testament
