THIS SUMMER
SOMETHING IS COMING
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
ON YOUR MOTHER'S FACE
experience the ultimate rollercoaster ride of the summer
PREPARE TO BE BLACKED
INNA WURLD
FULL OF MUSLIMS
STARRING LEONARDO DICAPRIO AS
LEONARDO DA VINCI
ONE FUCKING WHITE MALE
HOWEVER
*obnoxiously loud Inception horns*
*several close up cuts of actors looking shocked*
>>70911396
NOTHING WILL BE THE SAME
>>70911439
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT
GIRLS WITH VAGINAS
BUT IT'S NOT AN ARGUMENT
WATCH AS THE GABAGOOL GREASE LEAKS OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS MOUTH AND ONTO HIS CIGARETTE ASH COVERED COLLARED T-SHIRT
KEVIN HART AND DONALD TRUMP
WE WILL TELL YOU THE STORY OF THE SUPERIOR GENTLEMAN ELLIOT RODGERS
MEMES NOW IN BRILLIANT TECHNICOLOR
IN A WORLD
SMELLING OF WET VAGINA
HOWEVER
>>70915605
A BIG GUY
ONE MAN
A TALKING BIDET?!
WILL GO BACK TO R.EDDIT
NIGGERS
FROM THE DIRECTOR THAT BROUGHT YOU
WHERE POT SMOKING ALIENS HAVE INFILTRATED THE INNER-WORKINGS OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT
FROM THE PRODUCER OF A GOOD MOVIE THAT IS NOW PRODUCING THIS MOVIE WHICH STILL DOESN'T MEAN THIS MOVIE WILL BE GOOD BUT WE DECIDE TO LET YOU KNOW HE'S PRODUCING THIS ANYWAY
*Brendan Frasier running from a mummy*
"So, your probably wondering how I got here"
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