>a strong a smart astronaut played by Idris Alba finds out that the Earth is actually flat
>he gets mad so NASA tries to kill by sabotaging the mission
>He survives and decides to tell the truth but no one believes him
>meanwhile the FBI is trying to kill him
>he finally finds a white hot journalist who believes him
>they fuck and then she publishes his story at the same time as he gets killed
>the end
Would you watch?
Who is the braindead that made this image?
>>70910735
Please explain why the Earth didn't spin, Mr. Einstein
>>70910779
His starting velocity was equal to the earth's spin in the direction the earth is spinning.
The air surrounding him spun with the earth (give or take variances (wind)), meaning the most efficient way to gain altitude was to not try to counter the earth's spin.
Or maybe he never broke orbit
Fucking hell
>>70910676
>Idris Elba
>they fuck
Looks nice. I would.
>implying """astronauts""" exist
>implying humans can travel through the lethal radiation belts cloaking our world
>implying the Creators will allow us to leave captivity before our maturation is complete
>implying we'll merge into the overmind anytime before 2150AD
>>70910916
Too many "coincidences" and he did break the orbit, dumbass
>>70910676
I'd watch it with my wife's son. He love Mr. Elba's movies.
>>70910676
HE WAS STILL WITHIN THE EARTHS ORBIT, YOU STUPID FUCKS.
Sorry, flatearthers trigger me. This is coming from a massive conspiracy theorist.
>>70911195
>"coincidences"
what
Nigga next time you drive anywhere, take a tennis ball. set the cruise control on a straight bit of road. Throw the ball straight up.
Same shit except the entire planet is moving.
>"coincidences"
seriously, fucking what?
>>70910676
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
omg, summer is definitely here.
bring on the dunces!
you got me at nigger astronaut.
>>70911269
stop replying to bait
>>70911297
I've heard this is actually a trend that's resurfacing in pop culture. Like big name people with influance on social media subscribe to it or something. Kind of hilarious, kind of scary at the same time.
>Did the Earth forget to spin
You realize professional sky divers, especially military trained HALO jumpers have full control over where they land, and can land 10-20 miles away with pin point accuracy right?
You also realize it's possible to deploy a skydiver over a different country, and have them land on the other side of the border, and that this literally happens all the time?
Considering the average HALO jump height is 30,000 feet, and Felix jumped from 128,100 feet, about 4 times as high, I see no reason why he'd have trouble traveling a distance of 55 miles.
Cool thread tho OP.
>>70911365
stop being a pussy. If you can't argue someone who doesn't believe this shit into a corner, you're wasting your mind.
>>70911421
you just believe everything the military tells you dont you sheeple
>>70911421
I thought the OP image was saying "because he didn't travel that far, the earth didn't spin."
>gravity makes things fall toward the largest object
>an apple falls to Earth
>The Sun is supposedly at least 1000 times bigger than Earth
>the Earth......doesn't fall to the Sun
the evidence is all around you
>>70911195
let me destroy your flat earth theory with a simple youtube video made by an 8 year old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDIYX_kj0iE
>B-but NASA never lies
>>70911432
>who doesn't believe this shit
Do you understand what bait is?
>>70911498
inertia
>>70911564
something i disagree with, don't like, or do not understand
>>70911564
Do you? is this some sort of meta-bait?
>>70911508
Funny, in trying to prove your superiority you are proving that you are a fucking retard.
>completetly sync in the flat map
I suppose this is just a coincidence right guys
>>70911508
What does that prove? You can't see the curvature and the video is very weird
>>70911577
then why doesnt the apple stay in place, hovering in the air if I let go of it? dumbass
>>70911498
The Sun isn't a black hole you fucking dumbass
>>70911668
Gravity is just a theory. The only thing we know for sure is that things heavier than air tends to fal
>>70911668
It's inertia granted by the spin of the earth is insufficient to overtake gravity? I think that's what you're asking, at least.
>>70911664
There is no "firmament", the drone breaks orbit and you can clearly see the Earth is spherical, as well as you can see stars outside the "firmament"
It's not CGI it's a go pro camera
and basically you are a fucking retard
genuinely the worst thread ive seen on this board in over 6 years
good job
Why do people reply seriously to flat earth posters?
It's a joke, everytime. Are you really that fucking bored?
>>70911767
Spherical yes, but not a ball. So that doesn't prove the Earth is not flat
>>70911814
these threads are so bad even /x/ deletes them, instantly.
So I guess /tv/ is now, officially, worse than /x/.
>>70911816
I don't know where this cultist meme comes from but I have actually met one in real life who ranted on and on at my step dad's house about it, and he was showing everybody maps and shit and explaining how the earth is flat, the dude was serious as fuck
These people are real and they are insane
>>70911816
>Are you really that fucking bored?
WHERE
DO YOU
THINK
WE ARE
>>70911858
so the earth is not flat.
but that means it is flat.
>>70911858
>Spherical yes
>So that doesn't prove the Earth is not flat
Except it does, even if it's not a ball, it's not flat
>>70911767
Oh cool a go pro camera
wait
go pro
don't those have fish eye lenses?
that gives everything a spherical edge?
hmm interesting
>>70911866
/x/ is full of shill mods
>>70911913
I meant round, you can see its round, not spherical
>>70911874
I used to not believe anyone could take this kind of shit seriously and though it was some sort of troll until I started talking to a girl into it, it's alarming how easily influenced some people are
>>70911957
>don't those have fish eye lenses?
>that gives everything a spherical edge?
""""no""""
In the video when the balloon initially starts to rise, the horizon is flat, it only starts to curve as the drone ascends to incredible heights
why am I replying to this shit?
>>70911715
things can orbit around a black hole
>>70912004
Not him and not a flat earther but the horizon is clearly curved very early on in the video, watch it again.
>>70911963
so the earth is round.
and this means its flat.
>>70912072
Not even a flat earther but a plate is round and flat, retard.
>>70912072
depends on your definition of "flat"
>>70910676
What does it matter if the world is flat and why would anyone try to hide it?
How could this possibly effect you
>>70912289
*affect
Opinion disregarded.
>>70911874
That must really bother your mother's husband
>>70911195
Both you and the Bible are fucking retarded.
>>70912289
Money, controlled information and makes us more distant of the idea of God.
I the Earth is flat imagine what else they could have lied about
>>70910676
he's still spinning with the earth isn't he?
>>70912289
You're joking... right? Discovery that the Earth was in fact flat would quite seriously be the most significant event in human history. It would completely change everything in science, and would throw into question every single authority and there authenticity. Plus it would open up a billion new questions about the nature of our existence.
t. not a flat earther
So are the rest of the planets and sun flat too?
>>70911715
>The Sun isn't a black hole
>>70912480
>makes us more distant of the idea of God.
so its a theist thing. A flat earth would be harder to explain without god, so therefore everyone is lying about the earth being flat so nasa can pocket $64 of each american's money.
>>70912289
lol really, it would be the same flat or not, you nerds are so naive lmao
>>70912816
Yeah because 19 billion every year is almost nothing
>>70911498
>what is tangential and normal velocity
>>70911498
>>70912990
Dude, if they distributed it evenly, you'd get $64. Meaning its much more likely its the whole "god" thing you're upset about.
>>70910916
>I have never watched a rocket or shuttle launch
And those only take a few minutes.
>>70912990
10 times more is spent on the military to destabilize the Middle East for oil.
Actually if the earth is indeed flat, it would make sense from a conspiracy viewpoint, because the jews, since they are already the fallen ones for killing the messiah and the son of god, would want to everyone turn back to god and the perfect way is to hide such important evidence like the earth is flat
but any course on physics can show you how flat-earth tinfoil faggots are wrong
>smart astronaut
>played by nigger
I have a harder time believing that then the flat earth part
>>70913041
>if they distributed it evenly, you'd get $64
Lmao what kind of reasoning is this? Are you a Bernie Supporter?
>>70913091
>I have a harder time believing that then the flat earth part
Sounds like your dad before he got the paternity test done
>>70913091
Didnt you see The Martian?
literally every genius scientist is non-white.
Except the idiot who gets left on mars, the idiot who left him there, and the evil white bureaucrat who all the brave colored people have to work to get around his evil plans.
>>70911508
you are incredible retarded because the main point of the flat earth theorists is that all records of the curvature of the earth already have the FOV component modified making the horizon seem more curve than it really is
you can see in the start of the video how everything looks curved, so it's a camera effect of the POV rather than what it's recording
>>70913141
>white guy is able to survive on fucking mars with little to no equipment
Oh nooooo, somebody stop the anti-white propaganda.
>>70911498
But the earth is falling towards the sun, that's why its orbit is elliptical and not perfectly round.retard
>>70911738
>What is gibbs free energy
>>70913182
The main character has to be white so people actually watch the film. Literally everyone else was a brown genius, let us know when you actually find one of those. Protip there's 0
>>70913141
The only thing that really bugged me about that movie was the one black scientist who came out of nowhere and fixed everything that the entire team working on couldn't do
>heres le cool minority scientist whos also snarky to the boss and hes got all the shit yall faggots have been workin on figured out smdh
theres only even been one accurately portrayed black genius
>pic related
>nerdy
>awkward
>vaguely autistic
>>70910676
Nigga, the guy who jumped is not even on low orbit of course he would end up in the same place (or close to it) to where he first took off.
>>70913060
He used a balloon you fuckwad
>>70913289
>The main character has to be white so people actually watch the film.
And still here you are, bitching about it.
>>70913060
real rocket/shuttle launches specifically navigate for LEO ASAP with the assistance of jetstream tailwind, etc.
OP dude just went "straight up" from his relative position spinning on the earth's surface.
>>70913111
That NASA is retardedly underfunded and if the illumnati were using a governmental agency to skim funds they'd do better to use ANY OTHER AGENCY.
>>70911513
Geologists can determine if the earth is round too you know?
>>70913111
there are over 300 million americans
nasa's budget is 19.3 billion.
Divide.
$64 dollarydoos to you.
>>70913393
i assume hes bitching because aerospace is largely dominated by whites, chinks, and pooinloos.
That would be like setting a movie in detroit and having all the store owners, lands lords, and drug dealers be white.
its just unrealistic and pointless
>>70912467
>presented with evidence
>lol ur redarted xDD
>but why
>lol ur redarted XDD
ok
>>70913469
The bible isn't evidence.
>>70913456
Really? I tought the idea of surviving on Mars with little to no equipment was unrealistic, but apparently I've been paying attention to the wrong aspects of filmmaking.
You know, the ones that actually matter?
>>70913484
but why?
>>70913521
>casting is irrelevant in fiction
I can't wait for the Shaft in Africa remake starring Tom Hanks
Because you know, he shoots like 20 dudes without reloading and thats the unrealistic part you should be worried about
why so salty lad? are u a shitskin or just a pussy?
>>70913540
No credibility and none of it's claims can be verified.
>>70913637
>>casting is irrelevant in fiction
>>I can't wait for the Shaft in Africa remake starring Tom Hanks
So you're saying that if there was a remake with Tom Hanks playing Shaft, no matter how good it was, you'd never watch it because your autistic brain can't comprehend an unrealistic situation in a fictional setting?
I knew mental midgets were real, but I never thought I'd meet one. What other movies with impossibly statistical casts have you skipped? What about crime stats? You also stop movies halfway when you notice one white robber too many? How many movies have you walked out of when you notice Vancouver isn't actually Vancouver, but some other city?
>>70910676
>did the earth forget to spin
i know it's a troll but it's called "conservation of angular momentum", its the same reason why the earth doesn't move under your feet when you jump
>>70913762
Shaft is a classical black character
and it was about him going back to Africa, which wouldnt make sense unless they changed the setting to south africa and then multiple plot elements would need to be adjusted for no reason other then changing the characters skin color
My point is, why get Tom Hanks and an all white cast when you could get Idris elba and a bunch of spooks and have it be fitting for the setting?
The martian thing just reeks of PC bullshit, completely shoved into the movie for no reason at all
Its not true to life
They certainly could have gotten better actors
It didn't add anything to the movie
>the white robber
You have to admit the ADT commercials and the multi-racial gangs on tv make you roll your eyes occasionally
judging by that reaction i'd say you are definitely white boi feeling offended for minorities and you should probably head back to plebbit
>This entire fucking thread.
>>70911615
Fucking nailed it.
>>70912480
The earth isn't flat though. The model straight up doesn't reflect what we observe from the ground. And the only way to make the theory work is to assume (keyword) that there are other powers at play that are imperceptible... and at that point you can believe anything you want.
I seriously can't tell if this thread is bait because flat earthers are literally this stupid, and I know this from having argued with them for the better part of a year now.
>cuckflick
>Would you watch?
'no'
>>70910676
that's because he was orbiting with the planet like what a rocket does to achieve escape velocity and then when in space thrusting will take you out of synchronous orbit while the Earth still spins otherwise you can easily have a synced orbit with the planet, fucking flat Earth retards embarrassing conspiracy theorists yet again
>>70916090
Once they bring up the "imperceptible powers," though, you can understand where they're coming from. Its still crazy, but there's a sort of logic.
If the world is flat, that means God is responsible for literally everything and the bible is 100% true. But if you already believe God exists and the bible is completely true, that means anything that goes against that was fabricated to make God seem less relevant/meaningful. For if the universe operates by a series of logical axioms human beings can understand, predict, and re-apply to their own purposes, then God has no purpose or function. And a purposeless, functionless God, therefore, is not directly interacting with His creations that he loves completely. Thus a universe without an active God is completely lacking in any sort of absolute meaning.
>>70916555
I seriously hope there's no one who actually conflates people of faith with flat earthers.
Scientists like Isaac Newton believed that discovering the workings of the natural world was bearing witness to the magnificence of God's creativity.
>>70911513
delete this
>>70916555
>it's a flat earth episode
>>70913061
>10 times more is spent on the military to destabilize the Middle East for oil.
every year
>>70916861
Its not conflating faith with flat earthers, its people trying to logically prove the existence and constant direct action of God with the flat earth as absolute evidence.
>>70916861
>God
idontevenhaveareactionfacetoconveymydisainforthisdumbshit.jpgyou'reafuckingretardcheers.gif
>>70916861
>newton was christian
That didn't mean then what it means now.
Back in the day, God was literally responsible for everything and guys like newton were struggling to understand the world He created. Also atheists were burnt at the stake.
>>70913085
>would want to everyone turn back to god and the perfect way is to hide such important evidence like the earth is flat
What? People have always known the earth is spherical. Aristotle knew...Catholic church knew.
this thread makes people dumber by reading it
>>70910916
they're earth moves really fast through the solar system?
why does a jumbo jet not end up a few hundred thousand klicks away in space every time it flies?
>>70917202
Gravity + >>70910916
>>70917173
So, what you're really saying is that your knowledge about Newton is lacking, but you're gonna try to make up for it with assumption and speculation. Most of his writings are available for free downlod, just so you know
>>70917099
Ooh, I'll bet your atheist stuff makes your mom so mad
>there are people who really believe that the Earth is flat
Why? Why do they think that there's some huge conspiracy? Who would beneift from letting people think the Earth is round? Globe manufacturers?
>>70911508
>let me destroy
I'm not even a flat-earther, but fucking hell, you absolutely reek of fedora.
How do flat Earth people explain volcanoes and deep ocean vents?
Genuinely curious.
>>70917810
You're not even a flat-earther, you're just a hardly-less-ridiculous religious subhuman. Hilarious.
>>70910676
A movie like this has already been made.
Not about a flat earth but about a fake landing to mars
This thread is almost as bad as the time /a/ tried to discuss female biology
>>70911195
We know the continents move
>Flat earth believers have invaded /tv/
When did this happen?
>IMPLYING THE SKY EXISTS
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
Post some Flat Earth-tier movies
Dark City is one
>>70912480
ok, but how does NASA get entire branches of academia to go along with it?
Not to mention the millions of independent astronomers, rocketeers, all the private companies that launch their own satellites
At a certain point it becomes absurd
>>70918071
The's that retards incubator called /x/, that and the casual bibletards.
>>70918071
about the same time the republicans invaded
If the Government or NASA had said to you that the Earth is stationary, imagine that. And then imagine we are trying to convince people that 'no, no it's not stationary, it's moving forward at 32 times rifle bullet speed and spinning at 1,000 miles per hour.' We would be laughed at! We would have so many people telling us 'you are crazy, the Earth is not moving!' We would be ridiculed for having no scientific backing for this convoluted moving Earth theory. And not only that but then people would say, 'oh then how do you explain a fixed, calm atmosphere and the Sun's observable movement, how do you explain that?' Imagine saying to people, 'no, no, the atmosphere is moving also but is somehow magically velcroed to the moving-Earth. The reason is not simply because the Earth is stationary.' So what we are actually doing is what makes sense. We are saying that the moving-Earth theory is nonsense. The stationary-Earth theory makes sense and we are being ridiculed. You've got to picture it being the other way around to realize just how RIDICULOUS this situation is. This theory from the Government and NASA that the Earth is rotating and orbiting and leaning over and wobbling is absolute nonsense and yet people are clinging to it, tightly, like a teddy bear. They just can't bring themselves to face the possibility that the Earth is stationary though ALL the evidence shows it: we feel no movement, the atmosphere hasn't been blown away, we see the Sun move from East-to-West, everything can be explained by a motionless Earth without bringing in all these assumptions to cover up previous assumptions gone bad.
>>70918185
Holy kek, are you implying that the Earth not being flat is some NASA Government stuff and not something knowed from centuries before?
Ugh I recently lost my best friend because he literally snapped in anger after showing me a bunch of flat earth videos and I would just present simple scientific questions or answers to their "mysteries" and he said I was just being a dick and "shooting down everything they say" lol
Now this friend of like 12 years wont talk to me because I told him in the nicest way possible that he is flat out wrong and I can prove it six ways from sunday
>>70918257
Don't bother, he probably thinks Galileo was the first person to propose it, too.
>>70918717
"He is flat-out wrong"
I see what you did there
>>70916555
>If the world is flat, that means God is responsible for literally everything and the bible is 100% true.
>and the bible is 100% true.
The bible isn't the only source for a flat earth, though. Even if it turned out the earth was flat that wouldn't mean that the bible would suddenly be 100% confirmed. It'd just lend a little more credence to the creation myth put forward in the bible, as it would to all the other creation myths that include flat earths.
I got this captcha though, so clearly someone from the illuminati is sending signals.
>>70911513
>picture has obvious distortion with absolutely no attempt of hiding it with a better camera-angle or photoshop
>people think they're clever for noticing the "tiny flaw" that unveils the whole grand conspiracy that's fooled everyone else
Cospiratards are so fucking full of themselves.
>>70917910
Satan, probably.
>>70917202
inertia you fucking retard
>>70917910
Earth is on top of a lava lamp.
>>70917910
God's way of keeping us warm and cozy, silly. Except for when we let gays and women frolic, then he turns the heat up to sweat us.
>>70919302
It's literally how they give their lives order and meaning in a chaotic and uncaring universe.
>>70911195
I have gone up high enough just In a plane to see the curve of the earth from a 3D perspective.
>>70919446
DONT LISTEN TO PLANEFAGS TALKING ABOUT SEEING THE CURVATURE OF THE EARTH FIRST HAND
THEY'RE ALL IN ON IT
TRUST NO1
>>70919446
Planes are satans dominion and he holds sway over your vision in them.
>>70919476
seriously, guys please report all the roundies and planeposters in this thread. disinformation is ruining my country
>>70910779
It was spinning, the guy was just spinning with it.
Flat Earth is fucking lame; Hollow Earth conspiracies are where the real fun is at.
>>70919511
>center of gravity 400 miles down with an arrow and highlighting to point out a line
>caves going straight through said line
>>70919511
Outta my way, stationary fucking shits. Everyone knows it's turtles all the way down.
>>70910676
>>70911195
>>70911513
are those things real? I mean, will future people look back to this age and refere to it as the dark ages of man?
>>70919615
>>70919622
You know how religious fanatics minds works..muh feelings = facts
Type Flat Earth into Youtube
There are hunrends of talk shows, documentary that are nearly 6 hour long uploded
These people are fucking dedicated that's for sure
>>70911195
>he did break the orbit, dumbass
Are you a moron?
Felix Baumgartner rode a balloon straight up.
He wasn't riding a rocket into orbit, he went up in a balloon and jumped out.
They chose New Mexico because of the low upper atmospheric winds, so he'd come back down pretty much straight down.
>>70911498
>>the Earth......doesn't fall to the Sun
Let me blow your mind, the Earth is falling towards the Sun, always has been.
>>70919511
That's pretty rad
>>70911195
>coincidences
What the actual fuck.
Are you pretending to be retarded or you are one.
Jesus Christ have you even been to school?
>>70919684
Are there more flat earthers than young earth creationists? Or do the two overlap too much to make a good comparison between numbers?
I used to continually end up having the same discussion with a dude who didn't believe in "macro evolution", explaining to him how there's no such distinction every time but with him just ignoring my points until next time he'd bring up the same arguments. There was one other guy arguing it with him. That guy believe in the whole ancient alien nibiru bullshit with us being seeded here by aliens, posting source-less images or early-youtube slideshow videos of funeral engravings or photos of the bones clearly depicting the remains of a kid with hydrocephalus, claiming it showed an alien that the government had forgotten to remove.
>>70919868
SPOILERS WE ARE THE AYYLMAOS
EVOLVED UP FROM AMINO ACIDS IN METEORITES
GOD IS STILL BEHIND IT ALL BTW :^)
>>70919615
>>70919645
Someone photoshop the goat from the witch over these turtles heads
>>70919511
No no, Earth IS hollow, but we are living on the inside surface. The sun is in the middle, etc.
Yes, some people believe that.
>>70920027
I'm sure this theory is spurred on by the simple fact that if you stand inside a globe you can have a map projected on it exactly like it's projected on the outside, without any distortion etc.
so they are raiding /tv/ with this shit now? there's more to it than this thread. we all know it's bullshit. that's not the point of it. this flat earth craziness is in response to something else
>>70920027
But how does that benefit the jews?
>>70920070
>>70920104
Flat Earth and other such easily disprovable conspiracy theories are artificially made theories that were disseminated among the crazies meant to discredit actual theories. Look at it this way: if you're associated with some batshit nutters that think the Earth is flat, will normies accept your own theories? This prevents people from adopting actual information that could throw the global power balance out of whack.
>>70916861
There is a lot of cross over in religious beliefs and flat earthers, though they are in the more retarded end of the religious spectrum, like they don't even know the first thing about any scientific theories yet they scream to the heavens that all science is wrong.
Sounds based as fuck, the dude's a based actor and would make this movie equally as based just by being there. Would especially be based if I got to see him pound some white pussy and make her atone for slavery.
>>70920152
Grand conspiracy to discredit other conspiracies. Deeper. Harder.
Check these dubs
>>70910676
>Idris Elba in a comedy about the Flat Earth conspiracy being true.
Terry Gilliam to direct and that's a solid yes.
>>70920205
>Surreal Comedy.
Yeah, that's the only way to make this work.
>>70919511
This one is amazing and I want to believe it
>>70920152
that's what i was getting at. this flat earth thing is more than likely a psyop and possibly used to discredit alternate media to many of the masses who only know facebook and twitter. we already know that nigger frog on the unicycle was most likely government sponsored too
>>70911715
You realize black holes have orbit right?
>>70920249
I can't believe that the government is trying to get in on applied memetics/meme magic. It's really surreal for them to be testing idea distribution through memes like "dat boi." The good thing is that they don't know how to keep 'em afloat, as dat boi has faded into oblivion at this point.
>>70920287
>trying to get in on
>implying they didn't invent it when they fed unknowing people with high doses of LSD
>>70911816
People here are so retarded they can't spot trolls.
If someone says the earth is flat of course you dismiss them. Not 4chan posters.
People here are so stupid they think flat earthers are for real.
>>70920317
You know what the sad thing is?
Some flat earthers are for real.
op did you really think he would not spin WITH it?
you are uh, special needs class material.
>>70912467
*tips fedora*
>>70920317
There are people that have sunk way to much time into promoting flat Earth for it to be purely trolling.
>>70912515
So you admit flat earthers simply want the status quo to change.
You just admitted you're full of shit.
Opinion disregarded.
>>70920317
of course we know it's trolls. the issue is that flat earthers actually do exist and there's way more attention paid to it than there ought to be. it's so easily debunked that even normalfags will think it's crazy
>>70920349
I'm one of them. I'm trolling. Fucking honestly. People believe me.
And no I have nothing better to do.
>>70920401
Oh so you're pretending to be retarded? Shut the fuck up.
>>70920404
Learn a craft. Create something that expresses you. Do anything but recreationally shitpost on 4chan.
>>70920425
what are you even talking about you stupid redditor?
>>70920335
Yeah like some people think aliens exist. The point is the vast majority are just trolls.
>>70920440
I made money investing in a friends app. I don't need to learn a craft.
I'll promote flat earth shit and continue to piss people off.
>>70920448
>The vast majority are just trolls
If by vast majority you mean vast majority on 4chan, sure.
>>70920466
>hurr I got money that's all that matters
Learning a craft isn't about earning money, jewboy.
>>70920448
doesn't matter who is behind it you stupid fucking newfag. what matters is who actually believes it and what the perception of it is from normalfags
>>70920446
You're not fooling anyone pretending to be retarded.
>>70920466
You don't need to learn the craft to make money, you do it as a means of self expression that's healthier than just posting crap here.
>>70920488
Did I say it was about that? I'll keep promoting flat earth.
Guess what?
There's not a single fucking thing you can do about it.
>>70920493
Yes, yes, we get it, the Jewluminati alien overlords are doing a psyop to make you all seem crazy. Because were it not for flat earthers, you'd seem rational.
>>70920493
I never said it mattered who was behind it. You're arguing non points.
>>70911513
lol wtf that top image is taken from inside the shuttles cargo bay not the iss
>>70920525
I just kinda feel sorry for you pal.
>>70920525
>doing something like this out of spite
That isn't healthy. You need something engaging to do.
>>70920525
>I made money investing in a friends app. I don't need to learn a craft.
Yes you did, jewboy.
>>70911195
Th-the Earth is flat, guys. JUST TRUST ME OK!?
t. Demiurge
>>70920545
Please keep doing so. I have everything I want.
And on the side I piss people like you off. Fuckin love it.
>>70920572
Yeah, you really seem happy. Honest.
>>70920551
Like running a successful company? Already do. Stay mad while I troll.
>>70920542
i'm telling you exactly what the point is. you think everyone part of anonymous post chanology was an fbi agent? fuck off kiddo
Imagine how annoyed sea sailors/coast-living people must have been throughout history, whenever they met the landlubbers who'd never seen the ocean and so had no problem believing the earth was flat their entire lives.
>>70911228
/x/phile here, I fucking hate it too and how it shits up the board even moreso. I can understand some theories like "weather changing devices" and even the moon landing being faked, but flat Earth makes the least sense in every way possible.
>>70920592
Wow, summers here.
>>70920552
Yeah I did. I do not need to learn one now.
Learn English. None of what I said was false.
>>70920592
I thought you made an investment? That's hardly running a company. You seem to really be reaching to justify your rather meaningless existence of shitposting.
>>70920589
Don't I? I have a good life and you're mad at a 4chan poster.
Way to be loser.
>>70920620
I'm pretty sure its all false. Your anger and spite is palpable. I really hope you find happiness.
>>70920629
I'm not the same poster retard
>>70920631
>I have a good life.
You barely have a convincing lie.
Please seek help. It'll be OK.
>>70920639
Did I say I care what you think? Reply and prove how mad you are. Go on.
>>70920645
Then why did you reply to the comment chain in a manner that suggests you were?
>>70920659
>OK
So you're a yuro? Do you think you matter?
You don't.
>>70920662
If you didn't care about what I think, you wouldn't reply. I'm not upset anon. I'm sad for you. I want you to get help, you're only getting worse. People can help if you let them.
>>70920670
Because we're anonymous and nothing precludes us from doing so.
Did you really need that explained to you? Wow.
>>70920678
But you do matter. You matter a lot more than this place. You're worth more than this. Seek help, please.
>>70920698
You proved how mad you are.
You could have left with dignity. Instead you chose to do exactly as I told you to do.
>>70920701
I asked why you did that. "Why not" is not a justification, merely an excuse that you cannot actually justify your position. Meaningless shitposting like that is harmful to the community and harmful to you.
>>70920720
Now its time for you to do as we urge you.
Get help. Get treatment. See people.
Live.
>>70920712
>another seek help post
Not only are you very transparent I'm sure any help you would seek would advise against this type of Internet correspondence.
I just made 125 in the passed hour. You however just argued with no benefit. Way to be.
Reply to me. I know you will. You're weak.
>>70920730
Lmao another get help post. You seem to be projecting pretty hard.
>trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls: the thread, with not a semblance of being related to /tv/
>stays up for eternity
>>70920777
trips confirm
get help poster is sad as fuck
>>70920751
You want me to leave you alone, you want to feel abandoned and alone. You want to cry and feel like we are all angry, that we believe your lies about your success. We don't.
We see you hurting. We know you can get better. You are not weak, you are strong. Take the first step and do something better. You will be so much happier.
>>70920790
The mods and jannies here are the absolute worst. They actually engage in shitposting. The newest janitor for this board apparently is extremely new and allegedly came here from the GoT general via reddit.
>>70920802
Its true, I am sad for the guy.
>>70920811
...you are weird mate. Not even him.
>>70920811
this type of post sounds like a psychopath
>>70920833
Sometimes we need to drop the meme bullshit and try at least to help another human being.
>>70920859
oh fucking kay. you need a therapist.
if you reply you admit it's true.
>>70920886
You are in so much pain anon, and I hope you can find healing soon. Shitposting won't fill the void.
>>70920900
You admitted you needed a therapist. Lmao
Reply again and you admit your mom will definitely die soon.
>>70920918
You want me to reply though, don't you?
That's why you shitpost. To get replies. To be talked to. So you don't feel so alone.
>>70920943
As if you're any different. You risked your moms life to reply. That's how starved for attention you are.
>>70920962
These are just words. Empty words on a screen, there was no risk. You've been doing this too long if you think differently. I'm a-ok, but thanks for your concern. The issue here is you anon. You can be honest.
>>70921004
If they're just words it works both ways. I am not seeking attention anymore than you are.
>>70920962
>risked
it's hilarious how astrology-tier dumb all /pol/ posters are. You are literally subhumans.
FFFUCKING STOP I CANT TAKE THIS IVE LOST TRACK OF WHOSE TROLLING WHO SO MANY TIMES NOW
>>70921041
We uh...we can see that the poster number didn't go up. You're samefagging. Wow.
>>70921037
Then why do you shitpost?
Why are you so proud and happy at shitposting if it doesn't fulfil some need not being met elsewhere in your life?
The answer is pretty clear.
I know its hard to admit.
>>70921055
Except it did go up, since my first post in the thread was after I observed an obvious /pol/ shitposter implying that AOL chain letters pose a risk to those mentioned in them. Everyone on /pol/ combined has an IQ lower than any chimp in any zoo. You deserve the most painful existence conceivable.
>>70921041
Aight so straight up be honest has anyone here replied to that Sheldon picture unironically? No judgement
>>70921071
That's the difference between you and me.
Shitposting isn't about fulfillment. It is for you. Not me.
I'm willing to talk about it if you want though.
>>70921099
It was 92 and it's still 92. Nice try.
>>70921109
You are evading the question.
You shitpost to provoke anger, but what does the anger of an anon give you? Is it amusement? Why not amuse yourself another way? Is it about having power over others? Why do you feel powerless?
>>70913091
Capricorn One, senpai.
>>70910779
If the Earth spun as fast as you seem to think, then each day would only be a few hours
>>70911195
>he did break the orbit,
The more I consider this statement, the more baffling it gets.
If he broke orbit, he would be literally millions of kilometers away from here by now
>>70911195
>>70911513
You guys are idiots
everbody knows earth is a square
