>>70906877
first for this show fucking blows and you're all redditors
stannis is alive
Brad won edition
>>70909677
Fifth for Valyria = Carthage
>>70909687
.................in the books
Nth for Stannis
Friendly reminder that Arya is literally Wolverine now.
Friendly reminder that there are only two Faceless Men, their temple is totally unguarded, and they are completely useless.
Friendly reminder that Dany is going to conquer Westeros with her strong womyn army, joined by Yara and the Sand Sluts.
Friendly reminder that GRRM cares more about salad dressings than his own work.
Friendly reminder that Tommen is an easily manipulated little bitch who turns against his mother after talking two times with some shitstained lying fanatic.
Friendly reminder that dying only made Jon a little pussywhipped cuck who lets his retarded Tully half-sister call the shots.
Friendly reminder that kinslaying is totally ok now and pretty much a national sport.
Friendly reminder that HOLD THE DOOR.
Friendly reminder that GRRM hadn't written any new material since 2005 and TWoW is never going to be released.
Friendly reminder that Varys is working for Dany now.
Friendly reminder that Preston would soon commit suicide.
Friendly reminder that CLEGANEBOWL is cancelled.
first for jonsa
>every website with any capacity to discuss this series from westeros.org to youtube comments is filled with deluded Sansatards who think she just HAS to become the immortal god empress of mankind
I'm not sure I can take another week of this
reminder there are 2 episodes left
>>70909779
She should be.id let her condemn me to death by snu-snu.
protect her smile /got/
Which Pre-Got story arc you'd like to have seen covered in an episode or a season?
> "Pryce says he looked through the season six scripts when he got them to see what happens to his character and found a scene that was just unbelievable. Later he quite openly describes the (setup of a) scene from a future episode concerning Cersei’s trial. It is going to take place at the Great Sept and practically everyone is said to be present there. The High Sparrow has grown over-confident and believes that Cersei simply has to show up, even though he gets informed she has not left her chambers. At the same time, there is a great deal of scheming taking place behind his back, in the immediate vicinity. The Sept slowly fills with people and the High Sparrow is still pleased with the situation, with everything apparently going according to the plans – little does he know that fate has an unpleasant surprise in store for him."
>>70909823
I'd let her ride my dragon, if you know what I mean.
Who here is team Jonnis?
>>70909843
DnE of course the only correct answer
>>70909857
>team double dead guy
Yeah no thanks.
>>70909761
valyria is Buenos Aires you idiota
Lord Stark.
>>70909843
The Dance of the Dragons
>>70909823
WIth a punch to her face?
>>70909843
None cuz it would be shit
>>70909905
Sir... I'm from Buenos Ares.
>>70909845
wanna know how I know you're a manlet?
>tee hee hee hee
What did she mean by this?
>>70910057
>>70909857
>>70909844
>>70909772
>>70909767
The same shit posted every single thread.
>>70910057
I'm secretly planning on killing you all
It's been a tiring day, just been writing up about all the pizzas I had in my food journal. Work on TWOW starts again Monday, have a good weekend guys
>>70910047
Because I'm taller than you?Fite me
>>70910057
>tee hee hee hee
Really makes you think.
>>70910057
It's Valyrian for I am the Harpy
>>70909955
Buenos Ares was a government coverup.
>>70910103
nobecause you're shorter
kys faggot
>>70910119
WHAT
A
TWEEEST
>A Greeshka? Oh man, that sounds like some salad dressing, I need to get me some of that.
What did he mean by this?
>>70910091
But don't you have a meeting with Sybel Kekkili on Monday George..?
>>70910150
Translated literally:
"Shut the fuck up Preston."
Deep.
>>70910091
Mood: Stuffed!
Who will kill Dany?
Varys? Jorah? Missandei?
>>70910057
>tee hee hee hee
>T H H H
>The Harpy Has Her
she's slyly showing herself to be the leader of the harpies.
>>70909917
>*unsheathes katanas* heh... nothing personnel....Stark
What did he mean by this?
>>70910103
lmao, he's right you are a fucking manlet
hahahahhaha
>>70909917
I looked for you on the Trident.
>>70909843
none because they would ruin it
So meme's aside do you think we will get the 4 ASOIAF books GRRM has stated he wants to do? (TWOW, ADOS, She Wolves of Winterfell and Fire and Blood) Is there anything else you hope he writes?
>>70910204
We weren't there
>>70910187
>kill
>implying she won't be Ramsey's toy
>>70909767
>Friendly reminder that Preston would soon commit suicide.
We can only hope.
>>70910227
he's not into 400 lbs women
>>70910164
is he going for a william wallace face/trick?
it's more intimidating when you're not 5'2.
Is Val canonically the hottest woman in ASOIAF?
>>70909874
what is this
>>70910198
6'3" Zyzz bod homie
I'd kill you irl nerd
>>70910211
Doesn't he want to write 7 Dunk and Egg novellas, kek? I know the Winterfell one is 4th.
We're never gonna find out the true facts of Summerhall
I'd say
>TWOW 95% chance of being written
>ADOS 25%
>Fire and Blood 70% (Elio and Linda will release it)
>More Dunk and Egg 2%
>>70910211
just one of those would be fine, any one of those would be fine
>>70910211
That must be him joking, or he's seriously overestimating both his ability and health, the fat fuck that he is
>>70910187
I want it to be Jorah.
>Dany starts going mad due to Targarean
>Jorah knows he has to kill his one true love to save the realm
>probably kills himself afterwards too
its like a Shakespearean tragedy.
>>70910243
Is Jon going to fuck the shit out of this qt when he comes back?
>My big cock
What did he mean by this?
>>70910215
We swore a vow.
>The Targaryens have always been as unstable as they were great, but this one seems a beast in human skin.
>Viserys Targaryen was bitter and entitled, aye, but a man could deal with Viserys. We've all known worse. But this younger sister of his ... they say she's mad and cruel, a monster.
>The evil is in her blood, she is an inbred born of rape. An usurper, no matter what Barristan Turncloak says.
>She should have been content to grind corn in Essos. Does she truly think that she can ever rule Westeros?
> And Books, the clever Volantene swordsman who always seemed to have his nose poked in some crumbly scroll, thought the dragon queen both murderous and mad. “Her khal killed her brother to make her queen. Then she killed her khal to make herself khaleesi. She practices blood sacrifice, lies as easily as she breathes, turns against her own on a whim. She’s broken truces, tortured envoys … her father was mad too. It runs in the blood.”
>Her blood is bad. She needs to be leeched. The leeches suck away the bad blood, all the rage and pain. No girl can think so full of anger. Daenarys, though her tainted blood would poison even leeches, I fear.
>With her bowed legs, flabby arms, and prominent eyebrows, she presented a comical appearance, but Jon knew better than to laugh at her. She was a wife to Khal Drogo and had been among the first to follow him in accepting the Dothraki's stallion god. If she is not a kinslayer, she is the next best thing. Daenerys Targaryen's brother had been burned by Drogo, Ser Jorah had informed him, yet Daenerys had done little and less to stop it. What sort of woman can stand by idly and watch her own brother being burned alive?
>>70910211
How would this happen? Would the magical writing fairies sprinkle their writing juice on him while he sleeps? He ain't done SHIT for five fucking years and he's almost 70 years old and a fat lardo.
The best case scenario, one that only true optimists dream for, is that he finishes the ASOIAF series.
>>70910245
Dunk n Egg
damn
>>70910243
Yes
The only wife good enough for King Jon
>>70910243
teana merryweather.
>>70910243
>Not Ashara
kys
>>70910243
Yes
>>70910270
impotence
>>70910247
>zyzz bod
This is the body of a real fighter m8
>>70910192
A wizard is among us!!
well done anon
Wight Hodor vs Undead Mountain
Who wins???
>>70910304
the bar slut in old town gets a lot of attention
>>70910279
I was there to lift the seige on Storm's End. And the Lords Tyrell and Redwyne dipped their banners and all their knights bent the knee to swear us Fealty. I was certain you'd be among them.
>>70910323
Looks like Stannis.
>>70910334
It hasn't been established if UnGregor is like the wights (really hard to kill) or like Beric (can be killed conventionally).
>>70909823
Here Emilia, use this!
>>70910245
Dunk and Egg, a series of spinoff novels (novellas) set about 100 years before the main action of ASOIAF.
>>70909767
Get a li8
>>70910150
literally just heard that line from the video
kekronicity
>>70910211
Is this the offical cover of TWOW?
>>70910265
>not just giving her the greyscale and stealing away with her to the ruins to live out the rest of their lives.
So Varys is going to Dorne right?
>>70910342
Our knees do not bend easily.
>>70910394
No, fan made
>>70910408
I think pentos
>>70910091
>Next stop, Philedelphia, land of the cheesesteaks!
>>70910408
he's going to release his army of dragons
>>70910369
>colgate over Crest
nigger
>>70910408
Yeah he was seen at the Dorne filming locations with Diana Rigg
Dany/Dorne/Tyrell alliance
>he actually thinks TWoW will be released anytime soon
Friendly reminder not to trust the fat man's lies.
>>70910423
That seems a poorly suited picture DESU.
>>70910438
He's going to release his army of stolen cocks.
Yes, old Varys is the most prolific cock collecter in Westeros.
>>70910423
>Our knees do not bend easily.
>mfw knees bent, all of them
>>70910490
it's why he hangs around tyrion just waiting for his chance to steal that dwarf cock
>>70910508
The only time David bends the knee is to kiss little Daniel goodnight.
>>70910265
These shit show writers couldn't pull off that kind of emotional thought process.
Will TWoW just be the 6th season? I was expecting TWoW, as the name implies, would be the full assault from the WW into Westeros, slaughtering everyone, and ADoS would be Westeros fighting back and defeating them
>>70910524
They say dwarf cock has magic powers
A reminder that Ser Arthur Dayne was the greatest swordsman to have ever exist
>>70910585
Half of season 6 has been AFFC/ADWD stuff. I doubt battle of bastards even happens in the books
>>70910614
Friendly reminder that you can't sword fight a dragon.
Even with two swords.
>Varys Targaryan
On one side it makes sense with the name, loyalty to targs and his shaved head
On the other how could he hide being a targ so easy after aerys died?
I know the back story is that he was a slave from lys and hes a eunuch but there has to be something deeper right? Didnt kinvara know something?
>>70910614
THE GREATEST SWORDSMAN WHO EVER LIVED, KILLED BY HOWLAND FUCKING REED?
>>70910614
>killed by a frogman
ITS HAPPENING!
>'The Winds of Winter' Release Date, News And Update: Book NOT Delayed, George RR Martin Wrapping Up The Final Chapter; Year End Release Possible
http://www.parentherald.com/articles/49326/20160614/winds-winter-release-date-news-update-fans-fear-george-rr.htm
>>70910639
>In the books
He's a Blackfyre, he was chosen for that sacrifice because he had King's blood. He shaves to hide his hair, and that explains why he's pro Aegon
>in the show
le witty eunuch helping Dany sit the throne
>>70910164
>I'm acting!
>>70910648
HE WAS OUTNUMBERED!
>>70910587
It had been years since his last vigil. And I was younger then, a boy of fifteen years. He had worn no armor then, only a plain white tunic. The sept where he’d spent the night was not a third as large as any of the Great Sept’s seven transepts. Jaime had laid his sword across the Warrior’s knees, piled his armor at his feet, and knelt upon the rough stone floor before the altar. When dawn came his knees were raw and bloody. “All knights must bleed, Jaime,” Ser Arthur Dayne had said, when he saw. “Blood is the seal of our devotion.” With dawn he tapped him on the shoulder; the pale blade was so sharp that even that light touch cut through Jaime’s tunic, so he bled anew. He never felt it. A boy knelt; a knight rose. The Young Lion, not the Kingslayer.
>>70910639
Varys, brother of Serra Blackfyre who is wife to Illyrio Mopatis.
>>70910648
>Beaten by a girl
>>70910469
>>70910508
It's perfect. They're sellouts and they're terrible at hiding it.
>>70910639
King Aerys was actually a faceless man and he face swapped with Varys, now he secretly tries to restore a Targaryen to the throne, himself!
The absolute Madking!
>>70910675
Lol bullshit, probably some report that went overdrive because George met his editors + publishers in New York. It happens EVERY TIME even though he always has meetings with them
>George RR Martin has been generous in sharing free chapters for "The Winds of Winter" in the past month. In his recent trip, he also treats the participants with a free reading of the Aeron Greyjoy chapter.
The Aeron + Arianne chapters have been written for years at this point
>>70910716
brienne has a cock
>>70910716
He was suffering from an infection, facing a woman with a valyrian steel sword
>>70910675
>it's not on watchersonthewall
if the spergmasters over there aren't running it...
>>70910675
>'Finally I have become stalling for a release date #2028383276'
What did Mr Martin mean by this?
>>70909917
n'yoh my god he was so perfect even though he looked nothing like how i imagined dayne
his mannerisms were pure confidence without being a braggart
pls bring him back from the dead
>>70910585
Most of this season is fanfic bro.
Reminder that Euron's armor will act like this when a smug Dany tries to dragonfire him:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDxn0JiQNxg
>>70910774
And Dayne was literally stabbed in the back by a Reed, a house known for it's guile.
>>70910775
That is a show shill site, not the books.
>>70910585
Nothing has happened this season. Half the seasons they've circled back to Feast/Dance material they abandoned (e.g. Riverrun), and the entire North storyline is them replacing Stannis with Jon.
>>70910839
""""""""evil"""""""
>>70910869
Euron is more of an evil edgelord than Joffrey and Ramsay combined
>>70910847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd2tIudSyR8
>Melly dead
>Stannis dead
At least they got one thing right.
>>70910869
>>70910901
Nothing he has done has led me to that conclusion
>>70910901
>More evil than Ramsay
Are you joking?
>>70910837
better fanfic then waiting for the fat man.
>>70910943
Have you fucking read the latest Aeron chapter?
>>70910958
Yes
>>70910943
He literally raped his own brother.
Read the books faggot
>>70910963
And it shows Ramsay is rank amateur compared to Euron.
>>70910847
>And Dayne was literally stabbed in the back
So? It was on a battlefield. It's not like he stabbed him in the back while he was eating or sleeping. He should've been more observant.
>YOU CANT DO THAT!! dat is against the rules. if you get tapped by da soord, you have to lie down! its not fair! im telling mommy u stabb me in back ;_; t.arthur dayne greatest swordsman ever
still surprised the show cut Taena of Myr. they didn't want a lesbo sex scene with Cersei?
>>70911000
Frogcuck please g o
>>70910862
they will absolutely post a release date for the books if it happens. dont be crazy
>mfw they spoil and cover the entire sixth book in this season finale that's titled "The Winds of Winter"
I've been a bookfag since after the third book came out too. I would laugh my ass off. I just don't fucking care anymore.
>>70910987
agree, euron is the ultimate edgelord
>>70910799
I wish you good fortune in the wars to come.
And now it begins.
>>70911010
>The sky outside the window was already beginning to lighten. Cersei sat on the bed beside Lady Merryweather, listening to her soft breathing, watching her breasts rise and fall. Does she dream of Myr? she wondered. Or is it her lover with the scar, the dangerous dark-haired man who would not be refused? She was quite certain Taena was not dreaming of Lord Orton.
>Cersei cupped the other woman’s breast. Softly at first, hardly touching, feeling the warmth of it beneath her palm, the skin as smooth as satin. She gave it a gentle squeeze, then ran her thumbnail lightly across the big dark nipple, back and forth and back and forth until she felt it stiffen. When she glanced up, Taena’s eyes were open. “Does that feel good?” she asked.
>“Yes,” said Lady Merryweather.
>“And this?” Cersei pinched the nipple now, pulling on it hard, twisting it between her fingers.
>The Myrish woman gave a gasp of pain. “You’re hurting me.”
>“It’s just the wine. I had a flagon with my supper, and another with the widow Stokeworth. I had to drink to keep her calm.” She twisted Taena’s other nipple too, pulling until the other woman gasped. “I am the queen. I mean to claim my rights.”
>“Do what you will.” Taena’s hair was as black as Robert’s, even down between her legs, and when Cersei touched her there she found her hair all sopping wet, where Robert’s had been coarse and dry. “Please,” the Myrish woman said, “go on, my queen. Do as you will with me. I’m yours.”
>>70911010
it's like lena headey convinced them to get rid of any sexuality for cersei.
>>70910279
dan is huge
>>70911065
No....nowitenz
>>70911069
>But it was no good. She could not feel it, whatever Robert felt on the nights he took her. There was no pleasure in it, not for her. For Taena, yes. Her nipples were two black diamonds, her sex slick and steamy. Robert would have loved you, for an hour. The queen slid a finger into that Myrish swamp, then another, moving them in and out, but once he spent himself inside you, he would have been hard-pressed to recall your name.
>She wanted to see if it would be as easy with a woman as it had always been with Robert. Ten thousand of your children perished in my palm, Your Grace, she thought, slipping a third finger into Myr. Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all those pale sticky princes. You claimed your rights, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs. Taena gave a shudder. She gasped some words in a foreign tongue, then shuddered again and arched her back and screamed. She sounds as if she is being gored, the queen thought. For a moment she let herself imagine that her fingers were a bore’s tusks, ripping the Myrish woman apart from groin to throat.
>>70911065
NAW NAWETEYNZ!
>>70910930
>killed 2 of his brothers
>had another one assassinated
>raped another as a child
>fucked the others wife
>now has him tied in a dungeon
>tortured a Rhillor priest and burn his hands to a crisp
>fed warlocks to eachother and has one with half his body left still alive and chained up
>goes around raping and pillaging
>takes salt wives then fucks with them and cuts their tongues out
And that's just scratching the surface of what we know so far. Dude probably gonna cause some kind of Crazy magical apocalypse in Oldtown and wants to bring the fall of night
>>70911080
I doubt it, Lena has done lots of sex scenes and lesbian scenes in the past
>>70910901
From my point of view the dragons are evil.
>>70911097
Is he that edgey crybaby Thunderf00t?
Euron is going to destroy the Ironborn and Redwyne Fleets in a giant blood sacrifice to nuke Oldtown and cause the apocalypse.
>>70911099
I just thought he had a big cock
>>70911149
he has a small pecker, that's why he goes apeshit all the time.
>>70909677
the battle of the bastards, will be exactly as expected. Ramsay will be kicking Jon’s ass until at the last second the Knights of the Vale swoop in like the Riders of Rohan. Just like how Tywin came and defeated Stannis at the blackwater at the last second. Just like how stannis came at the wall and defeated the wildlings at the last second. Just how Drogon came and saved Dany from the Sons of the Harpy at the last second.
>>70911149
That's what he wants you to think.
>>70910839
Drink with me brother
>>70911192
my world is falling apart
>>70910869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpS-BUfgK5Q
first words as king
tormund and davos die right
>>70911223
pretty based tbqhf
>>70911130
Underrated post.
>>70911202
P O T T E R Y
O
T
>>70911230
Tormund yes, Davos no.
Wun Wun will die too. This will be the low point of the battle where all looks lost for Jon and then CIA appears.
>>70910298
1 .- Arianne
2 .- Teana Merryweather
3 .- Val
Special Mention: Book only Loli Daenerys
>>70911123
i was referring specifically to GoT. who gives a shit what she did years ago. they went out of their way to not give her nude scenes. it was very strange.
Reminder that we still haven't see Tyrion's Shae dream.
>>70911087
>>70911097
Don't make fun of him. He was practicing that accent in front of the mirror for weeks.
>>70911218
So Euron's imaginative big cock was the pillar that was holding your world?
amazing.
>>70909767
the amount of sheer autism in this post is mentally staggering.
>>70911262
Then CIA and his maimen fall to twenty goodmen
This will be the low point of the battle where all looks lost for Jon and then Manderly appears.
>roose dies in one stab to the gut
>plotya gets stabbed 38902383 times and falls into a river filled with bacteria and shit
>survives because apparently she found the one person in braavos who used to be a vietnam combat medic
B R A V O
>>70911322
Manderly shows up episode 10 friendo.
>>70911324
not gut. his heart
>>70911308
Yes
>>70911230
>tormund
not after the looks he was giving brienne. I doubt that's a one-off, and brienne will likely be around a while, same as Bronn.
>davos
not yet, at least. He's not critical enough to Jon yet, so he loss would not be felt enough. I would be surprised if he lives the show out however.
>>70911360
>>70911351
>roose got stabbed in the heart
is that you dabid?
>>70911230
Davos kills Melly and rides orf.
>>70911351
uh huh
want to tell me how a fucking rondel dagger was thin enough to go through his ribs?
>but it broke them
you know how strong ribs are, right? This isn't some One-inch punch horseshit either.
>>70911419
>AH SAVE ME FAT WALDA!
>*farts*
What did he mean by this?
>>70911345
I dont see that with the description of his casting call
>>70911442
>*farts*
really makes you think
>>70911442
>Implying you can snuff the Rooster
>>70911442
that u r a fag
>>70911442
*parp*
>>70910270
I think it means he has a big cock
>>70910270
What did you mean by that?
JUST
>>70911427
ramsay's dagger was not perpendicular to the roose's chest. it was slighty looking upwards, entering just below his ribcage. the dagger went through diaphragm, hitting lower part of heart.
BURN THEM ALL!!!
>You have a noble father who must surely love you. Consider his grief if you should never return. Perhaps they will bring your sword and shield to him, after you have fallen. Perhaps he will even hang them in his hall and look on them with pride... but if you were to ask him, I know he would tell you that he would sooner have a living daughter than a shattered shield.”
>“A daughter.” Brienne’s eyes filled with tears. “He deserves that. A daughter who could sing to him and grace his hall and bear him grandsons. He deserves a son too, a strong and gallant son to bring honor to his name. Galladon drowned when I was four and he was eight, though, and Alysanne and Arianne died still in the cradle. I am the only child the gods let him keep. The freakish one, not fit to be a son or daughter.” All of it came pouring out of Brienne then, like black blood from a wound; the betrayals and betrothals, Red Ronnet and his rose, Lord Renly dancing with her, the wager for her maidenhead, the bitter tears she shed the night her king wed Margaery Tyrell, the mêlée at Bitterbridge, the rainbow cloak that she had been so proud of, the shadow in the king’s pavilion, Renly dying in her arms, Riverrun and Lady Catelyn, the voyage down the Trident, dueling Jaime in the woods, the Bloody Mummers, Jaime crying “Sapphires,” Jaime in the tub at Harrenhal with steam rising from his body, the taste of Vargo Hoat’s blood when she bit down on his ear, the bear pit, Jaime leaping down onto the sand, the long ride to King’s Landing, Sansa Stark, the vow she’d sworn to Jaime, the vow she’d sworn to Lady Catelyn, Oathkeeper, Duskendale, Maidenpool, Nimble Dick and Crackclaw and the Whispers, the men she’d killed...
>“I have to find her,” she finished. “There are others looking, all wanting to capture her and sell her to the queen. I have to find her first. I promised Jaime. Oathkeeper, he named the sword. I have to try to save her... or die in the attempt.”
>>70911528
Why the fuck does George only have 2-3 sets of clothes? Always wearing the same stuff
>>70911639
that way he does not waste time picking clothes
>>70911533
Too short, too horizontal, too far. The right ventricule is thick as fuck, and from the angle it had to go through the diaphragm as well. It shouldn't have killed him right away.
It's not that bad though, kind of like when people get shot in the gut in action movies and die instantly instead of agonizing slowly and loudly and smelly.
>>70909905
>"I'm from Buenos Aires and I say burn 'em all!"
heh it fits
>>70911639
He grew up poor as shit in the shithole known as Newark New Jersey, for non Americans, that's a city that's on par with Detroit
So he probably doesn't give a fuck, he's happy out in his desert palace and that's all that matters to him
>>70911639
there are only like 2-3 wizard outfits with suspenders included in the world.
>Still eating pizzas every meal
Dude can't have long left
Anybody else feel uncomfortable reading sex scenes because you imagine fatman sat there typing it and getting aroused himself?
>>70911743
He can afford the best health care in the world but it'll only work for so long
>>70911781
That's why he writes them, no?
>>70909905
Can't be, valyrians are white.
>>70911781
Meh, it's no worse than watching anime and realizing everything about your waifu is the brainchild of a 40-year old bald gook
Who misses Ygritte here
>>70911639
>>70911781
I wonder what he smells of
>>70911824
Rotting flesh.
>>70911824
Ask Preston, he'll answer in his Q&A videos.
>>70911781
Well, when you put it like THAT
>>70911843
Kek, I may do just that
>>70911824
Ground up horse penis and chinese people
>>70911862
He was really disappointed by that meeting, wasn't he?
>>70911887
Based Preston was the best fan an author can ask for, and the fat man shat all over him
>>70911887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5pJkldtAh0
Get a taste
Remember based season 1 and 2 Tyrion?
How the hell did it get this bad? Now he's just painful to watch
>>70910253
This kills the lunk.
Say GRRM decided after meeting with D&D that they weren't right for the job and the show never got made. Would Winds be out by now?
>>70911926
Once he went to Meereen, his character went downhill fast
Fighting faceless slavers isn't as interesting as fighting Robb Stark or Stannis Baratheon
>>70911926
He's broken now
>>70911887
For sure, but I think it'll end up being positive.
Now he can go back to making good theories, rather than everything getting bogged down in DURR MAGIC DOESN'T EXIST BECAUSE OF THIS NOVEL GEORGE WROTE 40 YEARS AGO.
His earlier theories are much better that didn't constantly reference this shit
>>70911817
I do.
>>70911966
Maybe, George wrote episodes in earlier seasons that takes time, and has done a lot of press stuff that distracted him in recent years
>>70911926
>he led the attack
>>70911966
The series would be finished now. He would probably be working on more Dunk and Egg.
>play Ck2 Agot as Aegon
>finally conquer the seven kingdoms
>take over iron throne
>Illyrio dies, suddenly pentos is hostile
>raping and pillaging all across
>trying to put down rebellion after rebellion while getting raped in the ass by pentos and random raiders
Is this canon?
>>70911966
No
>>70912015
I've become full-on infatuated with Sansa this season. It makes no sense. I didn't even think about her this whole time, now suddenly I have fallen in love. What is this madness bros?
>Always two there are, a master, and an apprentice
>>70912031
Oh and I raped Cersei and gave her the Targaryen child she always wanted.
>>70912051
>Brian Herbert and Frank Herbert
>>70912059
was there any wed lock?
>>70911887
He's an autist and was treated as such. If he'd just approached GRRM like a fucking human being and started an actual conversation it would have been fine, but narp, he had to go full retarded and front load him with a bunch of cryptic questions about an obsure sci fi series he'd written 40 years prior in order to coerce details about ASOIAF out of him. If he'd simply started with, "Hi, I'm Preston. Nice to meet you" as opposed to, "GARBABABBLE PLATO HIVEMIND ROBB LYANNA TIME TRAVEL ALIENS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" maybe he would have gotten somewhere.
>>70912045
>>70911966
probably, but no one would give a fuck except you dweebs.
>>70912115
Reminder a ticket to that dinner was $1000
What a waste
>Jaqen, as seen from last episode, is apparently extremely kind considering how much he let Arya off
>The waif is a complete sadist psychopath who loves to hurt and kill people, going so far as to sabotage her mission multiple times to cause more pain
Is this how the Faceless Men are in the books?
I thought they were a True Neutral faction who were supposed to have a complete handle on their emotions, being neither good or bad, nice or mean unless the situation called for it or a debt needed to be paid.
>>70912051
Based Elio
>>70912051
>people actually expect an obese slug in his late 60s to live long enough to finish TWO books
> George wrote ASOIAF
> casually writing the books , he's getting pretty old now, who cares if he finishes
> GoT the show comes out and is extremely popular
> now George is pressured into finishing the series
ned plsss
>>70912161
FUCK YOU, SALAD PERSON!
>>70912150
Remember how they're supposed to be extremely prohibitively expensive assassins ?
There has to be a reason for that right ? All we've seen of them so far on the show is them killing unaware guards and failing to kill a young girl.
>>70911262
Tormund's not dying, bucko. He puts an axe through the umber's head and survives.
>>70912150
No, in the books they have a bigger game plan. They're infiltrated the citadel, probably after a book about dragons. They also likely have a dragon egg from Euron
>>70912115
He only had so much time, and the occasion was very expensive.
I'm not surprised that he wanted to get to the point.
>>70912047
agreed, me too. i really want to see what's going on under that dress.
>>70912253
And I'm not surprised GRRM shut him down for coming off like an obsessive weirdo.
