/Cinema mischief/
>Tickets don't have assigned seats
>pretend they do
>image.jpg
>bring in water bottle from outside
>refill it at the water fountain
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KYQqqHWM74
>no singles policy
>get dubs
>>70893611
kek
>>70893611
check'd
>>70893585
hehe ty men
> smoke a joint before going into the movie in the toilets
don't even remember what movie, I think it was horrible bosses
>>70893470
>image.jpg
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF IPHAGGOT I HATE YOU SO MUCH
I'M LITERALLY SLAMMING MY DESK WITH BOTH FISTS AND SHRIEKING
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
>buy a ticket
>tip the cashier using foreign currency
>>70893470
>Buy one ticket
>Let crew in through back exit without getting caught
>Save like 30-60 dollars because tickets are fucking $15
>>70893470
I hide my falcon chow in my socks, they never catch me.
>>70893611
Impressive. Very nice.
>bodyguards escort me to my local cinema's shed while my gf is about to watch nymphomaniac with her friend Mbongo
>I actually take a poo in the shed
>>70893784
Chaotic evil
>>70893470
we brought three pepperoni pizzas into the cinema for the TMNT movie. Too bad it was awful.
>>70893921
>go to the cinema with my gf
>our bull tells me to spit on his dick and prep him up so he can inseminate her womb with a strong black child
>use lotion instead
>critics are raving about the number one movie in America
>go see the movie outside of America
>go to cinema
>speak the old words and open a rift to the UN-DIMENSION
>eldritch horrors start yelling spoilers to the predead audience
>>70893569
>fill water bottle with vodka
>take it in the theater
>>70893756
In the kino bathrooms,not in the parking lot?
pretty ballsy,bro.
>>70894881
Insane
>be at security checkpoint in cinema
>take my shoes off and put them in the receptacle
>put on my kevlar vest
>ask the usher for help with my vest
>I didn't need help, I just wanted someone to touch me
>buy movie ticket on internet for the cinema
>actually go to a theater to watch a film
