PARRIS, FETCH ME MORE SALAD DRESSING edition
>>70888265
First for Preston
post your best gurms
frogfu
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
I want toimpregnateMaisie !
>>70890637
nth for monford
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>70890672
>>70890703
I'd fuck her but I wouldn't have a child with her, that'd screw up my children's genetics so bad
reminder that the story will end with bran teleporting everyone back to the dawn of age to escape the others
Promise Highgarden, Varys!
>>70890729
NAAOOW NOW ITS ENDS
![Nigel-Farage[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VRhsSx0.jpg "Nigel-Farage[1].jpg")
>Set leaks
>>70890731
I would make a child with her and raise it with her while i still pump my baby batter in her box
>>70890720
Holy shit is this real
PRESTON
WHERE ARE YOU
>>70890687
>rare
>notbad.jpg
Stannis, rightful husbando and protector of /got/
>the Vale
Wales
>Stark
York
>Lannister
Lancaster
>Dornish
Cornish
BRAVO GEORGE
Be honest /got/
which /got/ casting would you love to see
pic related mad king
>that spoiler that said varys is a targ and has hundred dragons locked up somewhere
It's so retarded that it might actually be true
>>70890720
O_O
Welsh lad still here?
>>70890777
But wait! There's more
Post yfw Stannis' flayed and burning corpse is the opening shot of the next ep
>>70890790
>The Reach
The beach
>Stepstones
Stepping stones
>The Bite
The bite
>The North
The North
WHAT A FUCKING HACK
>>70890815
iawn, boio?
1-0, it's looking good so far
Do you guys think Yara kept Theon's dick laying around?
Could Qyburn reattach Theon's dick with his frankenstein magic?
Can Bran warg into Theon's dick?
Since Bran is paralyzed could he warg into Theon's dick and fuck some chick to lose his virginity or is destined to die a virgin?
>>70890672
>>70890720
>>70890775
what do u guys think preston shitposts?
i bet hes a pretty rad guy
>>70890798
Even though they dissed the show Mckidd as Joncon and Purefoy as Euron
>>70890775
Poor Preston. He's put more effort and thought into these books/show than the man who created them.
>>70890848
I guarantee you Preston is the From the dusty mesa guy
>>70890848
>>70890838
>>70890790
>Westeros
the west
>Essos
the east
>Sothoryos
the south
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>70890841
Love seeing England get beat. The amount of Spurs players in there just makes it better
go fuck yourself
>>70890686
This is the best I've got
>>70890845
Theon's dick is her new dildo
>>70890872
O___O
>>70890805
Where would he have gotten the dragons though? And what would they be fed? How would they be hid somewhere without anyone noticing?
If the spoiler fucking said 1 or even 2 or 3 it'd believable.
>>70890824
Your frogfu game is solid lad
>>70890824
>>70890890
Oh snap
>>70890815
fuck ai, bale is king in da west
>>70890834
>>70890913
pretty much when i knew it was fake
Varys riding in on ONE dragon and claiming he is a targ I MAYYYYYY see happening
but an army? keep in mind dragons represent the WMD of the Ice and Fire world so having a ton of them would be thematically stupid then again it is d&d
Anyways, as I was saying, just retreat south, surely the living can outmarch the dead, prepare an attack on an open field, maybe somewhere in the neck, dig mutliple lines of ditches, fill them with pitch, stagger them and spread them out, gather/build catapults/trebuchets to throw flaming barrels of pitch, as for obsidian, the has to be some at dragonstone, a few days by boat to ship them over. The north is massive, it would take weeks to march and army of wights south, and their objective is not to take and hold cities or annex territory, just to sweep the land, wouldnt be hard to bottlneck them and burn the fuckers, you'd probably have to reduce vast stretches of land to ash, but at least you'd stop the giant zombie army from killing everyone.
>>70890929
>based tormund, wunwun and lyanna die
>Ramsay lives
>yfw
>>70890973
What is this abomination?
Reminder that Westerosi women are going to get BRED when Wildlings go south and Dothraki go west when Jon and Dany's arcs head that way
i'm gonna guess wildlings are going to settle in the north and vale. where will Dothraki go? The Reach and the Westerlands?
>>70890969
now THAT is what i call food for real men
Lads why are Ramsay's side meeting them out in the field? Like what is the fucking point? Just stay in Winterfell and let if they lay siege let them starve. Obviously Jon isn't going to ransack the north, so why wouldn't you do it?
>>70890890
this is why you dont waifupost without reason, lad.
If R+L=J or (anything at all) is indeed true and there is more to it than jsut Lyanna dying, why havent Varys heard or knew about it? He is supposed to be THE spy, the master of whispers
>>70891009
what's the point of a burger you have to disassemble to eat
>>70890686
Where is Joff with his crossbow when you need him...
>>70890809
>0_0
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70891008
That looks like a Fansadox comic, one of Templeton's specifically
>>70891008
Sauce on that?
>>70890969
>Garbage in, garbage out.
Oh, the delicious ironing.
>>70891019
he wouldnt ransack the north, but he's draw more support the longer the boltons held winterfell
>>70890993
>Change Asha to Yara because it sounds too much like Osha
>Have two characters named Lyanna in the same season
>>70891028
real men can eat that burger without disassembling it
>>70890851
Explain this motherfucker
>>70891027
What is this R+L=J crap? Is it supposed to mean Jon is the son of Lyanna and Rhaegor (or whatever the fuck they're called, I'm a showfag).
>>70891019
Holding up in a castle when you have the bigger army makes you look bad
And ramsay wants to kill Jon and make a show of it, he wants blood
>>70891062
chill out bro, Jaime, Mountain, Barristan, Jorah the andal all had the same first names, I dont see any normies complain
>>70891078
Yes. Now go read the books.
>>70891078
Yes. You are one google search away from knowing it all.
>>70890969
>this abdomination is what americans consider a sausage
Replace that sausage with a nice Bockwurst and we're talking
>>70891027
>and there is more to it than jsut Lyanna dying
>still thinking there's something more to the Lyanna story, other than R+L=J
Face it, the only 'twist' you'll get is that Lyanna is Jon's mom.
>>70891086
what did he mean by this
>>70890834
That would be great. I would at last enjoy this season.
>>70890709
For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>70891093
I honestly would but I don't want to buy them since I'm somehow short on dispensable income right now and I don't want to use a library because I don't want to read them in my non-english native language.
>>70891097
What's there to know? Lyanna had the baby because reasons and Ned took it and said it was his bastard because more reasons
>>70891187
It is known.
>>70891248
Better than /pol/ posting
>>70891019
Its another example of them taking a book event and warping the meaning
>>70891248
Keep /pol/ in /pol/, thanks.
>>70891206
Rhaegar wanted to fulfill the prophecy of the prince that was promised and had a kid with Lyanna. R = fire, L = ice, boom, Jon = Ice and Fire.
>>70891139
they're all named 'Ser', but no one actually refers to them by the first name
>>70891330
Quick, you have 10 seconds to name the best poster and the worst poster on /got/
>>70891019
It's already been established that Ramsay likes to fight his battles in the open field. Like he wanted to march against Stannis while Roose was against it. One of the few cases where a character acts in a consistent manner.
>>70891206
>Lyanna had the baby because reasons and Ned took it and said it was his bastard because more reasons
Yeah, pretty much.
Also Rhaegar died because reasons, Dany fled because reasons, Aegon's head was smashed because reasons but he's not actually dead because reasons and Dany has false memories of being a child because reasons, also Ashara Dayne committed suicide because reasons and Howland Reed met Ned at the Tourney of Harrenhal becausereasons.
>>70891376
Frogfu
Brad
>>70891376
>Best
Me.
>Worst
(you)
>>70891360
Why do you call it "boogeyman" when you're clearly from /pol/?
Nobody from outside of /pol/ uses "make x great again" unironically or cares about Jews that much
>>70891364
Wow I love Inception it's my faourite Spielberg movie
>>70891376
Best: Kinvara
Worst:Bradamante
>>70891376
Best: Night King OC poster
Worst: Bradamante Bradamante Bradamante Bradamante Bradamante Bradamante Bradamante Bradamante fucking cunt
just watched the episode, catching up a bit late this week
so "a girl" was the waif the whole time, right?
arya was her test
>"shame, a girl had many talents"
was him admitting failure in her training, not arya's
>"finally a girl is no one"
he was obviously not referring to arya, as she had her personal sword pointed at him, but rather the face on the wall
does anyone have link to video where bloodraven and bran transmits radio signals?
can't find it
Was Azor Jon banned or is he actually sleeping for once?
Wait, so
>Theon is struck out by his bannermen who want to go home, surrounded by the siege
>when the litle lords leave, there are no Bolton shits anywhere to be seen
>also for some reason Winterfell is Shireen'd down to the ground
???
>>70891206
>Ned took it and said it was his bastard because more reasons
Because he has sworn to protect him, and we all know how Bobby B feels about targaryen babies right ?
>>70891455
I legit think NOW he's sleeping
Which is alarming, since that means he's likely not using a bot so he actually is responsible for posting quickly 20 hours a day
>>70891314
Oh the Azor Jon thing I keep seeing?
Is that the guy Melissandre keeps going on about? I was under the impression he was supposed to be the Lord of Fire reborn.
>>70891395
Pretty much.
If I really had to guess I'd say Lyanna ran away from Robert and eloped with the Targaryen guy. Ned said Jon was his so Robert wouldn't kill him.
Basically this >>70891481
>>70891360
>nigel farage
>le JEWS DID IT
>boogeyman (pol buzzword)
>time to make x great again
>I'M NOT FROM POL GUYS I SWEAR
Why are you so embarrassed to admit you're from /pol/?
>>70891472
>unironically calling the site he is on cuckchan
>/pol/ is too politically correct for his fedora taste
No, it is in fact you who has to go back.
Trailers are making it look like Tormund dies. He's such a good side character, I hate this show sometimes
>>70891472
kek, go back sucking hotwheels cock
>>70891448
You give DnD too much credit.
>>70891395
>Dany has false memories of being a child because reasons
Wait what I'm lost
How borderline experimental is the chad storyline in the new Preston series?
Preston is basically making true kino while exposing D&D as hacks
>>70891360
>>70891360
>>70891472
>>70891509
Holy fuck you guys really are the new furfags. I haven't seen these kinds of obnoxious types in years
>>70891448
Wow you missed the point of the Faceless completely. Well done.
>>70891506
>>70891511
>>70891527
>>70891536
>>70891541
This is what happens when you ignore cancer, it spreads.
Your safe spaces await you, go back.
>>70891062
They explain Lyanna Mormont is named after her
>>70891516
He lives
>>70891552
Enlighten me.
>>70891360
reddit is full of shitty trump retards now. It's more like /pol/ than /tv/, and that's saying something
>>70891581
But they couldn't explain that Asha and Osha are two different persons
>>70891448
I was thinking he had to be talking about Waif, since Arya clearly was not 'no one' at that point.
But I was also thinking her getting stabbed in broad daylight while being stupid was part of her plan (which it wasn't), so I'm probably giving DnD too much credit.
![a59de6cbbfa99f6185b1c16361840386[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EImzCuQ.jpg "a59de6cbbfa99f6185b1c16361840386[1].jpg")
>>70891611
>Trump
>/pol/
>>70891606
A man doesn't need an explanation. If a man thinks, he will know.
>>70890637
I love King Stannis.
>>70891580
Yes, you are spreading and should definitely go back to cripplechan, but why did you (You) me?
Its a "another thread is derailed" episode. /got/ cant even go a week no wonder its offseason thread was banned.
>>70891506
Nigel Farage is fine. Everything else on the list is cancer however.
So, how did Arya survive the stab in the stomach?
Also where did she get all the money from?
>>70891678
she sold her pussy to a greasy and stinky sailor
>>70891678
She survived it by being a character in a show run by hacks. She got the money from her hack directors.
>>70891580
>"Safe space is a term for an area or forum where either a marginalised group are not supposed to face standard mainstream stereotypes and marginalisation, or in which a shared political or social viewpoint is required to participate in the space."
this sounds more like what /pol/ wants than what anti/pol/ wants
Isn't "you have to go back" just a way of saying we're violating what you believe to be YOUR safe space?
The fucking irony.
>>70891678
Those were the bags of silver she stole from Sandor.
She survived because she's a main character.
>>70891671
this. I don't like based Nige being associated with insecure /pol/ manchildren
>>70891660
A man knows that a man talks like this all the time. A man was just wondering that if in this instance a man ment a girl was in referwnce to a girl and not a girl.
>>70891643
arya not dying approx 15 times over the course of the last 2 episodes is the stupidest thing since the season opener obviously
>>70891678
oysters shells and cuckolds can do wonder for your constitution. Also, she probably provided other services during her oyster shells and chuckles period, iykwim.
Why does he wear the mask?
>>70891729
You're overthinking it, lad. He just thought she was badass and capable of taking care of herself. But she found out that she was not just "a girl" she's a Starch
![got14[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qMdEQbG.jpg "got14[1].jpg")
>>70891695
>He still thinks I'm /pol/
Why did Bobby allow Dany and Viserys to live for so long?
>>70891776
Would you ever commit a crime in Oblivion if you knew this badass was taking your ass to church?
>>70891776
now that you mention it, he is a pretty big guy
>>70891529
Reasons, weren't you paying attention?
Here's a hint
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhaeXCUfKJA
>>70891670
It feels like every thread its something that absorbs 100 of the reply limit. This time its going to be /pol/
>>70891815
Yeah because I can just cheat.
>>70891776
Because people would freak out if they realized it wasJoffery'shead
Was her only purpose to say some vague shit to Dany, and then never appear again?
>>70891816
for you
>>70891839
You can also wear a chastity belt but that doesn't mean the fear of rape goes away.
>>70891842
Shes been replaced by the new red priestess.
>>70891842
When did this happen?
>>70891842
She got prophecies put in her brain compartment by Bloodraven and he made it so her only purpose in life was to tell them to Dany.
So, yes basicially.
>>70891842
She didn't even speak to Dany, just Jorah.
>>70891841
They'd freak out even more if it was Joffrey's head
>>70891842
>>70891776
If I pull that helemet off, will he die?
>>70891842
she is Tysha, ask preston!
>>70890790
Dorne is based on spain though senpai
>>70891896
If I pull your head off will you die?
>>70890720
preston = bradamante
>>70891899
I thought Preston said she was Ashara
>>70891899
... whores go to Qarth?
>>70891917
Shape and name tho
>>70891887
because pol shit derails the thread
>>70891896
FOR YOU
>>70891929
it was merely an act.
>>70891887
Not the guy you're replying to but I imagine it's not /pol/ he hates, but when neo-/pol/ manchildren act idiotically and shit up threads outside of /pol/. I browse /pol/ but I find it fucking cringeworthy when neo-/pol/ idiots start spamming stuff like "MAKE X GREAT AGAIN" "KEK" "TUMBLR" "X HAS TO GO BACK" "POO IN LOO" "FUCKING LEAF" etc. It's cancerous enough in /pol/
>>70891038
It's the ASOIAF comic
Unfortunately it stopped at AGOT and got canned
It's not a work of art but it's as faithful as an adaptation can get
>>70891937
...Qarth!
![emma-roberts-makeup-main[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NtCrfoW.jpg "emma-roberts-makeup-main[1].jpg")
Promise me Ned..
>>70891812
better question, why did Varys allow Bobby to kill Dany but is now giving her 100% of her support
If /pol/ were a GoT character they would definitely be Jon Snow.
>>70891950
so?
So, who's next?
Yes yes well done Ramsay well done Ramsay HOWEVER
>>70891330
It's actually Serge you dumb fuck, but the actors have horrible pronunciation
Is it true Elia Martell was ugly?
>>70891998
Tormund and Ramsay id say.
>>70892021
>important highborn damsel being ugly in a song of ice and waifus
>>70891998
>>70891998
Tormund. And Wun Wun.
>>70892021
No, she was actually beautiful except she had flat breasts
Elia actually parallels Selyse Baratheon
>both are very sick women unable to bear more children
>their husbands are supposed Prince that was promised
>they both dont have problems being cucked
>>70892071
>>70892034
Fuck off from tormund lads
>>70892082
You must not hid feom the truth. You must embrace it.
>>70892021
>butifel Elia
>>70892110
why all the Tormund x Brienne faggotry then?
>>70892082
If you think about it, wildlings were just currency to take winterfel, they have no idea what to do with them next, so evryone dying in bastardbowl is good logic.
>>70892125
He will die in her arms.
>>70891824
Just looked it up and the evidence for it is flimsy at best. The climate at Braavos is certainly adequate enough to plant a lemon tree.
>Game of Thrones star Kit Harington has recalled reading Sophie Turner's "adorable" leaving letter, when she was convinced Jon Snow was dead for good.
>"It was so sweet. It was such a heartfelt letter, [it read] 'I loved working with you', [it was] a really long letter. An adorable letter, and it made me laugh so much.
>"And even after she gave it to me, I didn't tell her [about Jon]. I read it and said, 'Thank you so much for the letter'."
>"Kit told me in the fifth season he was going, and that was it," Turner had said. "So I wrote a long heartfelt letter about how I was going to miss him, and how much I loved working with him.
>"And then he came back the next season and was like, 'Your letter's so funny, I've still got it, it's hilarious'.
>"He does it to just take the mickey out of me now and he shows it to people. I was really gullible!"
THAT'S OUR SOPH! SOPH KEKED AGAIN!
>>70891986
>allow Bobby to kill Dany
Dany is still alive
>>70891841
In the books he has no head what with the mountains skull being the prize Sent to Doran in apology for Oberyn dying.
D&D figured that wasn't important because they were going to snek the fuck out of the Dorne plot
>>70892174
She's only alive thanks to Jorah who chose love over duty, remember Varys telling Ned Stark that the assassin was already sent and there was nothing they could do about it?
>>70891812
Bloodraven pre-emptively fucked with Viserys' brainhole to make him super paranoid which let them avoid all the assassins.
>>70892184
Is it really comfirmed that it accually was his skull sent down to dorne?
>>70892144
please no
>>70892170
Soph definitely posts on /pol/.
>>70892082
Tormund made feminazis mad because he "eye raped" Briene i think he is done for bro.
>>70892210
It was described as basically the biggest human skull anyone has ever laid eyes on, not to mention that there are no holes to see into Ser Strong's helmet
>>70892210
We see quyburn removing the skin in one chapter and its deacribed as a big guys skull. Not something you can easily find a replacement for.
>>70892203
>trusting Varys words
Are you that dumb?
Jorah is Varys man
>>70892184
>WEAK-A MEN WEEL NEVAR ROOL DE DORNE AGAIN XD
>nothing happens afterward
Typical feminists.
>>70891986
Because the writers are morons. They followed the books 100% for the first seasons, then switched up to full OC mode so now all the character actions and motivations are inconsistent
>>70891865
In Qarth
>>70890637
why do medieval people wear belts like that in every depiction of them across all media
>>70892230
sjws need to burn
>>70892272
because they wore belts like that in real life.
>>70892272
It is rather odd considering all clothes are tailor made back then
>>70892170
She really is the prime example of a woman forever cukk'd, on and off screen. She's /tv/ all the way being real
>>70890834
>>70892290
what i'm really asking is why though
>>70892272
I think it's because when you go out adventuring sometimes you need a lot of slack to give on your belt so you can attach loot
>>70890890
>Image board
>Can't post images
O-ok
>>70892322
because otherwise their pants would fall off
>>70892230
Is it possible, is it JUST POSSIBLE, that people like this have merely been trolling the internet this entire time? Nobody is this stupid, nobody. Not even actual tards.
fucking english
>>70890834
ENOUGH.
>>70891501
Robert wouldn't have killed Jon
>>70892340
haha lol
>>70892322
Early belts only had a ring as a locking mechanism so you would have to tie it like that for it to stay up and then it became fasion I suppose.
>>70892170
That's actually really cute of her
>>70892336
only redditors post images on 4chan
>>70892348
Yeah because he loved Targaryens so much. Was Ned going to take that risk?
>>70892210
No, it either is a dwarf's head or his head
>>70892348
Could have gone either way. He could have gone aegon and ellaria on his ass or seen him as the last scrap of lyanna.
>>70892380
*only redditors post on 4chan
>>70892398
Yeah I also figured it beeing the dwarf head
>>70892406
this desu
>>70892348
Give me one good reason why he wouldnt
>>70892406
**only redditors brows 4chan
tfw no ellie gf
Post yfw Stannis saves jon in the bastardbowl
>>70892462
>>70892429
>brows
>>70892230
>Seven Hells, I'd hit on her
This needs to stop
>>70892071
If they kill Wun Wun,
I kill myself.
>>70892071
>>70892545
Davos is going down too. He will kill Melly before the battle in a "Fuck it" moment. That is why he is charging so sildly into battle, he has nothing to lose now.
>>70892230
i don't see the big deal, she's completely right
she's clearly not interested and Tormund is pushing it
Post yfw Stannis doesn't show up next episode and is only mentioned when Melly tells Jon that Stannis' purpose was to lead her to him.
>>70892449
Daily reminder only reason you post the ugly frog is because she's the only actress that isn't pretty and thus you believe you might have a legitimate chance with her
>>70892184
>being this retarded
>>70892616
Hes wooing the damsels. What is every guy supposed to get a written contract of consent before they look at a woman these days?
>>70892383
Doesn't matter if he didn't love targs, Robert never wanted to kill children and I don't see him killing a newborn.
>>70892399
Tywin ordered the deaths of Aegon, Rhaenys and Elaria to make up for his not helping either side up until then.
>>70892427
The book has a passage about Robert never wanting to kill children, even Targaryen children. Much less a bastard.
reminder to root for Jon in Bastardbowl on the 20th of June and to vote to Remain in the EU on the 23rd x
ALT SHIFT X
IT'S UP, LADS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yb8YrSNJBM
>>70892696
Reminder that you should eat your food really really fast all the time and make sure there are bones in it too
>>70892708
Kys
>>70892708
Niiiiiiiiiiiice
>>70892692
unless its the son of Rhaegar and Lyanna
>>70892665
Yes, u rapist
>mfw watching a Preston video for the first time
How can one man be this autistic?
>>70892692
>Robert never wanted to kill children
Except that time when he wanted to have Dany and her baby assassinated. True he regretted it later but it doesn't mean he's incapable of such act.
>>70892708
>support the shitlord who's stealing viewer from our literal guy
fuck off chad
>>70892692
>Robert never wanted to kill children and I don't see him killing a newborn.
Ah yes, like that time where he kept sending assassins to kill the children of the mad king and the baby of one across the world.
Robert had already a shaky hold of the seven kingdoms, he would have done anything to secure his rule my guess is.
>>70892771
He was in the right to want them killed.
>>70892751
Without Preston, asoiaf fandom would literally be on Harry Potter/Hunger games tier.
>>70892771
Yeah this isnt about what bobby actually would have done or not its about what Ned thinks he would do. And even if there was a 1% chance bobby would kill Jon Ned wouldnt risk his promise because of honour and shit.
Friendly reminder Stannis will be fine in the books, show just hates him and replaced him with Jon. Stannis will slay the Bastard and siege winterfell
>>70892789
>>70892722
Actually,I hate Alt Shift X. It's someone taking the piss out of him. Watch the video.
>>70892791
He only sent an assassin once, and that was when Dany was set to give birth. The "hired knives" Viserys kept mentioning they were trying to keep away from, was an fantasy/ruse he came up with to justify why he had to keep moving around, when actually it's because noble houses kept getting bored with them and kicking them out.
Did you even read the books?
So viserys was fucked either way right? If he stayed with Iilerio he would have been poisoned or something to make way for FAegon?
