https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-gID5CB_8c
Is Stuckaman right?
>>70890289
I hate this soft looking beta weakling so much. He's such s pansy it's frightening. The way he handled the Zod neck thing. Wew. Just wew lad.
>>70890289
about what?
>>70890312
tell that to Zod's snapped neck
>>70890289
Do you think he lets his wife peg him?
>>70890325
About being super butthurt at loud people in cinema.
>>70890312
>>70890352
Can i get a video reference to the Zod neck thing?
>>70890406
https://twitter.com/chris_stuckmann/status/721417846610198528
>>70890396
Been a thing since forever, unless you find a way to ban blacks from attending the theatre, you're just going to have to deal with it.
Take for example Texas Alamo drafthouse, at $15 a ticket, minorities can't be bothered to fill up the theater.
>>70890289
I've never had any bad experiences because of other people.
>>70890624
same but im not american
>>70890289
This guy needs to give it up. Obviously he is a pleb but I never really cared. Plebs can voice their opinion too, right? For a moment I thought, well, at least he's definitely aware that he's a huge pleb.
Then his BvS edit was posted, and it shattered my assumption. He actually thinks he knows what he's talking about. Worse yet, he believes he can write a script better than Terrio and Snyder. He wakes up, pets his toy soldiers, and thinks to himself, I'm a better writer than Chris Terrio and a better man for the job than Zack Snyder.
That's what we call delusion lads. His opinion should be discarded immediately. It's spreading false information.
>>70890447
>I admire your courage
>challenging me is not my idea of bravery
sure the zod's neck line is funny but it's not as if the rest is any better
>>70890289
I bet he thinks he's really clever for pointing these things out.
Nevermind that my parents said the same shit in the 1990s as reasons for not wanting to go to the movies.
Everything he points out in that video isn't really a new phenomenon. People have been acting annoying at the theaters forever.
So, uh, thanks for adding nothing new to the conversation, I suppose.
>make a rant video
>it's longer than your actual movies reviews
His impression of an overly dramatic black person is pretty spot on
https://youtu.be/B-gID5CB_8c?t=10m25s
>>70893694
@10:25
>>70892498
THAT
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>Drunk guy who would celebrate Bane's every on screen appearance by shouting "YEAH BANE!" and shaking the chair in front of him.
>>70890289
What a nothing video. This is like making a video about how much you hate terrorists.
LITERALLY THE CRINGEIEST SHIT EVER
>fake laugh
>braces
>only took 20 minutes to make
>haha i'm laughing with you guys
https://twitter.com/Chris_Stuckmann/status/721835805300416512
my conjuring 2 experience sucked dick too. chads and their cunts talking during the entire fucking movie was painful.
Has stuckman ever said anything controversial? Ignoring the bad dumb fan fiction he wrote. Has he every gone against popular opinion?
Not that being a contrarian is a good thing but every video I've seen of his is just him agreeing with the popular opinion.
stuckman more like suckman
Chris Stuckmann is racist.
>>70894553
Nope
>>70893333
yo, how am I the first one to notice these epic quads?
respect, my man!
your prize is a piece of the puzzle:
>>70890289
Unless it's a video about snapping necks, I am not giving any views to this faggot.
>>70894553
it's his job, he will go with the popular opinion 100% of the time to keep getting those youtube bucks
>>70892456
same
>>70894553
He defended Prometheus where as most people hated it
>>70890289
the faces he makes for his thumbnails are the reason i use adblock
>>70892498
huge emphasis on "perceived" in terms of his screenwriting """skills"""
Also, if that was what he considered good then it's better he experiences the realisation that he, in fact, not a talented writer in any special regard now than watching his first film tank and leave him in debt.
>>70893951
T W O ' S O D D S
>>70890289
>He actually made a second video about a person who was annoying during a screening
>He actually made two videos about this topic
>>70897394
RLM has unpopular opinions all the time and they're popular
>Mike loves Xmen origins
>Boyhood
>they hated TASM before it was cool
>>70894553
He liked Only God Forgives
>>70897740
i can't stand that dead-behind-the-eyes stare he usually gives off in the thumbnails.
he also frequently looks like he's about to cry. also yes, i've seen him cry in that one vid.
furthermore he comes across as a fucking weakling so there's that as well.
the embodiment of nu-male.
I agree. I don't want dead silence the entire movie. It would be extremely awkward at funny parts for no one in the theater to laugh. It's just there's always one or a few people who, instead of enjoying the show, try to be the show.
>>70890312
I'M LAUGHING WITH YOU
he has the most boring taste
he seems like the kind of guy that would shudder slightly when someone curses near him
>>70890289
I get what he's saying because I went to a showing of the Conjuring 2 where the audience was straight up obnoxious. Multiple groups making jokes during the showing and laughing at nothing.
Doesn't change the fact that Jeremy Jahns is vastly superior to him.
>>70900784
They paid to be there too, it's not a full movie experience if you can't joke around and scream with your friends. That's what going to the theater is for, don't be a little bitch. You're didn't die from that. Take out the tampon now.
>>70900345
His own fault for going to movies with blacks.
>>70900784
Why are horror movie audiences the most obnoxious and loud audiences by far?
>>70894553
He thinks M Night shamanlong is the best thing since sliced bread not exactly a popular opinion anymore
>>70894553
I think he gave American Ultra an A
>>70900983
I didnt pay for a ghetto black lady to talking loudly on her goddamn phone in the middle of a movie.
>>70899034
And Chris has twice as many subscribers.
Numbers don't lie.
>>70900983
I don't give a shit when people shout and scream during a horror scene. That's what it's there for. But when the laughing and conversation gets to the level where it's cutting into the atmosphere of the movie and obscuring the fucking dialogue and disturbing other people in the theater, there's a problem.
I've been to shows with enthusiastic audiences before and it didn't bother me. But this audience was legit obnoxious.
>>70900983
Niggers like you are the reason why I never watch movies on opening week. If you wanted to joke about and shit on the film's atmosphere you could just watch it at home with the rest of your retarded friends.
>but hey, is just my tampon speaking lel haha :v
>>70901161
Yes you did, that's what the theater is for, laughing and screaming with your friends or just saying whatever you want. It's an open house, you should have thanked her for making the movie experience better and not letting it get quiet when nothing was happening. It's a free country. Don't go to the theater if you don't like it.
>>70901235
>disturbing other people in the theater.
Don't get disturbed then? Close your ears.
>But when the laughing and conversation gets to the level where it's cutting into the atmosphere of the movie and obscuring the fucking dialogue
Now you're just exaggerating, it's ok to talk during a movie, that's what theaters are for. It completes the experience.
>>70901307
Or how about you don't go to the theater? It's a public experience, white boy.
>>70901161
AYY HOL UP, HOL UP
WHAT IS DIS MOVING PICTURES AND SHEEIT
he's pretty much talking about niggers isn't he
>nu male cut out no 23234 discussing shit
>>70901342
guess its ok for me to shoot everyone in the theater then, to make sure it doesnt get quiet
>>70901142
Amy Nicholson named it one of her top 10 films of last year, he got beat for American Ultra controversy.
>>70890289
Black people
>>70901554
>"in Ohio"
Probably, but Ohio is also where overweight white plebeians are basically created.
>>70901887
The racial makeup of the city was 53.3% African American, 37.3% White, 0.3% Native American, 1.8% Asian, 4.4% from other races, and 2.8% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 10.0% of the population.[71]
>>70890289
This guy is a fucking nu male beta faggot who possesses no notable characteristics whatsoever.
If you have a fucking problem at a movie theater with people you man up and address it. Don't sit there being a little bitch and let it bother you.
I went and saw The Grey, a very atmospheric movie, and these two redndck fucks kept yapping their trash mouths over the movie. I said something, they tried to talk shit back but ultimately shut the fuck up for the rest of the movie. Obnoxious people like that are like children, they scare easy once you mean business.
Instead this faggot cries to YouTube about it. Man up you betamax.
>>70902540
>nu male beta
When will this meme die?
>>70890289
Yes. Human garbage will often get into a theater and fuck it up for everyone else.
>>70902540
Hi bait
>>70903079
nu male beta detected
How can you defend this piece of shit with toys in his 'office'?
>>70903247
I find it ironic that the people who use it most are those who browse 4chan, somehow thinking they're anymore manly.
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
OH GOD
OH MY GOD
OH GOD
>>70903788
this
>browse an anonymous Alaskan interpretive dance board filled with social outcasts
>huhu i'm manlier than this guy
>wearing braces after the age of 14
Dude should just not open his mouth. Ever.
>>70890289
>posing random action figures for nerd cred
pathetic
>>70904666
Why youtubers do this is beyond me, it's so tacky.
>you are now aware he photoshops his teeth for the thumbnails
>>70890289
>Sailor Moon action figure in the background.
Well, i knew a kid like this in school, he's an open bottom now.
Also, i know this is not related, but am i the only one that thinks that Mat Pat (from Game Theory) is going to cuck his own wife by getting fucked and revealing he was actually a huge faggot all along?.
>>70904239
Meh, I think chris is a cuck but I don't mind him getting braces as an adult. We don't know what kind of home he grew up in, maybe his parents couldn't afford them or something.
>>70904102
I am.
>>70901017
Because the kind of people who go to a horror movie are retarded.
>>70902540
>>70905445
This. It's a purely plebian genre.
