I make joke edition
>>70882046
Azor Jon
>>70885709
FIRST FOR BLACKED MAIS
>>70885663
explain
>>70885738
Based
>greatjon in the books
>He’d cozened the huge northman into drinking enough wine to kill any three normal men, yet after Roslin had been bedded the Greatjon still managed to snatch the sword of the first man to accost him and break his arm in the snatching. It had taken eight of them to get him into chains, and the effort had left two men wounded, one dead, and poor old Ser Leslyn Haigh short half a ear. When he couldn’t fight with his hands any longer, Umber had fought with his teeth.
>greatjon in the show
>lmao he dead
>>70885611
Keep your autism in here, thanks
>>70885746
She does look like a proper little cumslag in this pic
Do you think Melly had any real kids over her long life?
Guys, do you think if I beg her desperately enough, she would agree that I be her footstool for the rest of my life?
Lets play a game anons
You can permanently remove 5 shitposters from /got/ forever
but
You have to choose 5 shitposters that would stay in /got/ forever
which ones anons
>bookfags
book Jaime:
>Who in seven hells is this one?"
>"The Lord Commander of the Kingsguard," Jaime returned with cold courtesy. "I might ask the same of you, my lady."
>"Lady? I'm no lady. I'm the queen."
>"My sister will be surprised to hear that."
>"Lord Ryman crowned me his very self." She gave a shake of her ample hips. "I'm the queen o' whores."
>No, Jaime thought, my sweet sister holds that title too.
>>70885854
1. Bradamante
2. Bradamante
3. Bradamante
4. Bradamante
5. Bradamante
Stay:
1. The melisandre poster
2. frogfu poster
3. bran poster
4. kinvara poster
5. no idea
So gentlemen, how can we conspire to get nudes from Sophie Turner?
Honestly the prefect couple.
>>70885840
Nope, but if you punch her in the face you have a chance at fucking her.
>>70885897
We decide who the best looking, most charismatic /got/fag is and send them on a night out around Sophie's town
>>70885901
>ywn die namelessly for her cause, only for her to fuck LF as a reward before your blood even dries.
>>70885897
Just wait a couple of years and you will see her below average tits in some C-tier schlock
>>70885897
i've gotten to the point where nudes arent enough anymore, hardcore anal rape video when
>>70885810
>>70885806
What's the punishment for walking away from the Kingsguard? Death?
>>70885795
Taking hostages isn't a thing in showgot
>>70885928
She's a fucking ice queen. No doubt she'll be a a mega cunt. Even more so then she is now.
I actually chatted online with her once for thirty minutes. Im serious. AMA
>>70885709
Good thing we're friends. Or we'd be fucking you in the ass right now.
OFFICIAL LIST OF ACCEPTED AND BORDERLINE NON-AUTISTIC SHITPOSTING AS PER KING ROBERT'S REQUEST
>/Highgarden/ posting
>Radmure posting
>Mace posting
>Lyanna Stark (Ozge/kaya/ashara-anon all welcome)
>Kinvara posting
>FROM THE DUSTY MESA posting (for consistency)
>Cordelia Hill posting
>Bella Ramsay posting
ifyou dont see your name here, your memes are fucking cancer
>>70885709
>chairs look like they've been taken from a dentists waiting room
DARIO has GAY BLUE HAIR and gets INBRED VALYRIAN PUSSY every day. YOU serve the Queen LOYALLY and get GREYSCALE.
So instead of becoming a more well-rounded man and getting away from the influence of his sister like he does in the book, show Jaime becomes evil and is driven by his cock? Quality stuff.
>>70885948
Three ring around the rosies and 4 our fathers.
>>70885910
>all that effort just for some sloppy seconds
Nah senpai.
>>70885951
Which is really stupid, since nobles and kings were ransomed all the time in real life
>>70885948
Most likely
>>70885970
>posting little girls
>not autistic
Nice try, pedo
>>70885959
proof?
RENLY is a GAY and got to FUCK Margarey. YOU are a KING and get BURNED ALIVE by your MUM.
>>70885970
Your Grace.
Thank you for the vote of confidence.
Name's Ace.
>>70886004
I used to have screenshots on my old laptop but it broke down. I chatted with her during season 5
>>70885854
>1. Maise
>2. JONSA
>3. danyfags
>4. smirkfu
>5. houndposters
>Stay:
>1. mace poster
>2. frogfu poster
>3. bran poster
>4. theon poster
>5. Stannis
>Ramsay kills the giant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVD9jbiaSu0
TYRION is a DEFORMED dwarf and gets LAID regularly. YOU speak TWENTY languages and your BF is a EUNUCH.
>>70885973
Get some SUPERIOR VALYRIAN SEED first, Andal.
Does anyone has that webm with raven and bran sending radio signals?
>>70886037
literally get the fuck out and kill yourself weeb, you are so obviously new to /got/ i think you should quit before you fucking try and settle in here. What would Stannis think of your fucking anime obsession you little thin armed CUNT.
>>70886043
kek
I can't be the only one to hate every attempt at comedy this season tries to make? I cringe every time. Who here actually finds it funny?
>>70885975
This. I am a showfag, but it is obvious they fucked his character over. God, there are so many characters I just don't care about anymore. And what the fuck was the point of Arya's "arc"?
>>70886029
>>70885959
It was on redd it, supposedly.
>>70885854
Remove:
>Tripfags
>Stannisfags
>Jonsa shippers
>JonDany shippers
>Bedwetters fag
Stay:
>Maceposters
>/Highgarden/
>From the dusty mesa guy
>Frogfu posters
>Saladdressing
>>70886066
but attack on Titan is pretty cool
>>70886073
You're telling me you don't?
>>70886082
Wow. You remember when I talked about it before! Yeah, it was on reddit, I used to post daily in her subreddit, and she messaged me saying Im weird, but that she meant it in a nice way
>>70885975
>I will murder every Tully man woman and child just to put my cock inside of my sister again
What did he mean by this?
EDMURE gets to BANG his hot WIFE and see his SON. YOU get KILLED offscreen after ABANDONING your great niece to the BOLTONS.
>>70886066
>What would Stannis think
Upvote from the Mannis incoming XD
>>70886092
we are just rational.
(farts)
>>70886043
You get laid? :DD But you hav no gog :DDD No benis :DDDDDD
>>70885924
nah man,i am not going.
>>70886094
>anime
>cool
Where were you when you realized that GRRM is just stalling for time to die?
>literally two chapters about Arriane travelling
>a chapter about sansa doing nothing
He's given up on the book a long time ago
>>70886109
lol. How did you take that. What's her favourite band.
>>70886156
IT'S MY PARENT'S FAULT, LAD. THEY DIDN'T RAISE ME RIGHT.
>>70885954
>ice queen
weird way to write "retarded worthless cunt"
>>70886102
Between old men fisting and lines directly from Adam Sandler's latest movie, yes.
rip fastest waif
may you find hihg speed and jumps in the afterlife
JON breaks his VOWS and FUCKS a wildling and will be CROWNED king in the North. YOU follow the RULES and get HANGED.
Bran sold his soul for second life and during the visions he has during the bargain and the process of bringing him back does he witness his death in the future, tastes his own blood ( dies again )then is flying around in cold grey mists flying above icicle blades. Then has a conversation about wings because his were wings just like a white walkers blade. Casting no shadow, thin, translucent.
Grey mist is either the clouds or his icefyre.
The nights king when union with a white walker gave his seed. And when he did he also gave his soul.
Bran literally gives the raven his seed when he falls from the tower.
Check this guys theory out. Theres some good info there.
https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/30pwrt/spoilers_all_grrm_subtly_wrote_someone_has/
The show begins with Jaime and Bran and will end with Jaime dieing while killing the ice dragon bran is now incarnated in via blood sacrifice / magic etc.
I'm hoping benjen gets him to the wall only to strap him to the godswood tree and slit his throat.
>>70886173
I said im honored she msgd me and thanked her, then she said dont get formal, act naturally. I didnt ask for her favorite band.
>>70886109
Wow, I post on there very frequently. She messaged you on Reddit? This is incredible.
>>70886171
Where were you when you realised that GRRM is only releasing chapters where nothing much happens so as not to spoil major plot points before TWOW is released?
>>70886109
link to post?
>>70885854
Remove:
>Tripfags
>frogfags
>Normie poo in a loo shills
>pedofags
>"lyanna"fags (includes kayafags, roachfags etc)
Keep:
>danyfags
>/Highgarden/
>FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>Very fast Waif
>Preston shills as long as they don't overdo it
>>70886227
What proof did she provide?
>>70886236
>nothing much happens
>Arya going rogue
>Euron openly admitting he's a kinslayer and telling Aeron he's going to become a god
>>70886202
Isn't she like 30? Way past optimal breeding age.
>>70886236
>Valyrian armor
>Not a major plot point
>>70886249
based
>>70886249
>>Preston shills as long as they don't overdo it
Thanks lad!
>>70886228
I used to post daily on the subreddit dedicated to her, sometimes 2-3 times a day during that period. She said she finds it weird but cool that someone is such a big fan of hers
>>70886292
Her biological clock is ticking. Will make her desperate for a breeding mate so maybe I'd have a chanse...
>>70886257
I didnt ask for any. But this account I literally had no friends on, noone knew who I am, I believe 100% it was her
Does anyone know if we will get an appearance of martin the maester or Aerys' bastard daughters daughter.
Link of martin the maester.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAk1zbW7JiA
>>70886311
That's so awesome, I used to frequently post giant Sophies and it's a dream of mine to even talk to her. So jealous. Did she message you on leddit?
>>70886292
Like you would get to breed her. She's lesbian anyway.
>>70886273
Tell that to >>70886171
>>70886335
lol the myrish know how to make modern glasses and martin speaks with an american accent.
>>70886311
What colour is her anus? This is important.
>>70885854
remove:
>cast him/her fag
>jonsa poster
>maisefag
>jonautist
>branposter
stay:
>Kinvaraposter
>Maceposter
>Preston
>Stannisfag
>me
game of thrones was the only thing I had left
I dont have anything now
thanks d&d
>>70886298
VALYRIAN
>>70886339
yes . she was really nice but kind of snobby. She asked me what I think of her character, I mostly kissed her ass throughout the chat about how awesome she is and how strong Sansa is etc.... At the end she said she did the msg on a dare and thanked me for not being creepy
>>70886385
Best list so far.
>>70886076
>God, there are so many characters I just don't care about anymore.
Yep, D&D cannot write interesting and believable characters but they're very good at ruining existing characterisations.
>>70886371
she has very fair skin. so probably pink.
>>70886385
And who are you?
>>70885970
>>70885970
Based Radmure posting
>LISTEN UP. THIS IS NOW A /TULLY/ THREAD.
>LANNISTER AND FREY FAGS GTFO
>STARK LADS ALLOWED
GET RAD OR GET REKT
>>70886359
what a waste.
>>70886394
STEEL
>>70886258
mfw not realizing that literally only normies liked this movie
wait this is wrong none of my normie friends even care about warcraft
>trying so hard to get people to like this corny ass, anime movie
>>70886385
remove that guy thats always asking "what did they mean?"
that shit triggers me so much
>>70886109
>I used to post daily in her subreddit
>>70886228
>Wow, I post on there very frequently
>>70886454
"How do you live with yourself?"
What did Edmure mean by this?
>>70886139
It was 2 on 30 and they STILL managed to kill them all, plus this dude was past his prime/old as fuck, out of all the things about this shitty season you complain about, why choose one of the only decent scenes?
>>70886303
cute
I demand bran and raven radio signal transmission webm NOW!
>>70886454
>remove that guy thats always asking "what did they mean?"
>that shit triggers me so much
What did he mean by this?
>>70886503
>What did he mean by this?
What did he mean by this?
>>70886454
>triggers
What did xhe mean by this?
>>70886477
Reminder that Barristan died so we could have more scenes like this
>>70886403
What. Color. Is. Her. Anus?
Missandei has the cutest fake laugh ever, i almost claim her as my waifu.
If you disagree fight me irl faggot
>>70886515
wdhmbt
>>70886519
Blackfish as well
>>70886524
I disagree
Sansa is love, Sansa is life
>>70886474
>>70886503
>>70886515
>>70886516
stop or ill destroy you
>>70886522
I Did Not Ask
>>70886033
>maise
Oh cmon anon
>>70886532
But they are going to throw his body into the river and beric is going to find and revive it
>>70886562
Lord Stoneheart confirmed
Winterfell Victory Party when?!
>>70886562
If they throw him in a river that should heal him up fine, all Beric needs to do is give him a bowl of soup.
>>70885854
Leave:
Tripfags
poo in the loo
showfags
lyannafus
danyfags
Stay:
stannisfags
maceposters
FROMTHEDUSTYMESA
azor jon guy
frogfu
>>70886559
You had ONE FUCKING JOB
Blackfish is bestfish
>leave
leave/stay fags
>stay
everyone else
>>70886332
what was her username?
>>70886076
>God, there are so many characters I just don't care about anymore
It's the same in the last two books, though. GRRM introduces characters that nobody cares about who have not appeared anywhere in the story so they have no grounding.
>>70886403
>thanked me for not being creepy
kys
>>70886631
He would have let the Freys kill Radmure
Blackfish a shit
>>70886332
Ive seen you mention this a few times now like youre really happy about this and i dont want to take that away from you im happy for you but what if it wasnt her and you were played? Afteral you have no proof but that posters word that it was her right?
>>70886638
i was some random burner account that got deleted
>>70886652
>kys
Everytime I see someone write that I automatically assume they're either underage fags that discovered /b/ 4 months ago or braindead redditors
>>70886403
>I mostly kissed her ass throughout the chat about how awesome she is and how strong Sansa is etc....
Holy shit dude that's so fucking pathetic. Get help.
>>70886670
He knew those coward Frey shits would never kill him.
>Off screen death
my thoughts on Tyrion this season
>>70886686
In my heart, I know it was her. she said something that she said later in an interview. Also my account was an account noone knows exist, literally noone had a reason to troll me.
>>70886686
this is very likely
>>70886688
you should tweet her or something and ask if it was her who messaged you, she probably wont respond but if it was her she might remember you and how "not creepy" you were and let you know?
>>70886714
Not knew, assumed, he gambled with his niece's life. Quite rude.
>>70886670
The real shit is the guy who disobeyed Blackfish and got the castle taken. He was an absolute fucking retard.
>>70886601
but i am a targaryen loyalist. i support both azor jon and dany. what's gonna happen to me?
>>70886720
>on screen pathetic out of character death
>>70886730
Maybe you should stay there then
>>70886670
Please, he knew they wouldn't kill him
>>70886712
why?Was I supposed to be a dick and tell her tits or gtfo?
>>70886743
>niece
>>70886729
>Apoligises at the end of his post to avoid downvotes
Truly pathetic.
>>70886755
Stay where?
>>70886758
>why?Was I supposed to be a dick and tell her tits or gtfo?
She probably would have respected you more, so yes.
>>70886758
you should have sent her a dick pic, you could say then that buttslut had seen your dick. plus she might've liked it
>>70886791
On redbit
>>70886794
Stop. i treated her with respect
>>70886702
Welcome to 4chan.
>>70886720
off-screen death is not real death
>>70886751
;__;
>>70886831
>le website le culture le
kys
>>70886739
i dont think she would answer a tweet
>>70886858
Someone give me the ones where the show shits on the books, there have been several ones made by some guy
>>70886804
If anything, he's so autistic that he belongs more in here than over there
>>70885901
agreed, no reason cousins can't marry in Westeros either, and Jon Targaryen clearly has a thing for redheads
>>70886862
>underage fag that discovered /b/ 4 months ago detected
>>70886865
maybe if you tweeted something creepy
>>70885901
Nth for Jonsa is love, Jonsa is life.
Sophiefags, kill yourselves
>>70886547
delete this, she's not worth this
>>70886831
Good thing we have filters I guess
>>70886432
COCK
>>70885811
Yes, their names are Jon Snow and Meera Reed
>>70886865
I can't tell if this is top tier trolling or if it is sincere.
Either way you should go and fuck someone.
>>70886702
I thought so too at start but then I found it to be very convenient and really expressing everything I want to say eloquently.
kys
>>70886865
yoooo what's up with those feet
>>70885811
I want to have kids with her ass
>>70886964
delete your account
NOW
>>70886432
who is that supposed to be?
>>70886961
I am being sincere, why is it so hard for everyone to believe she messaged someone who posts alot on a fansite dedicated to her?
>>70886973
All I see is thighs.
>>70886477
Because he isn't dead in the book, he never takes his armor off, and he kills the champion pitfighter acting as bodyguard to Hizdahr.
>>70886980
but where? reddit/twitter/tumblr?
>>70886984
>not recognising the Rightful King
>>70886985
Just get over it. Forget it ever happened, move on and never mention it to anybody.
>>70886994
This.
He walks around the city in full plate and a big round shield that Essos fighters cant deal with and Rekts them
>>70887014
>Just get over it. Forget it ever happened, move on and never mention it to anybody.
This. At most, masturbate to it quietly.
>>70886985
>that pose
Truly, they belong together.
>>70886985
Well, you have literally no proof it was her.
There are people even more autistic that would be up for trolling a random redditor
>>70887014
I dc what anyone thinks. Im happy and cintent I once talked to my favorite actress and woman of my dreams
>>70887012
>being a puppet for the Others
Jon Targaryen is the rightful King of Westeros as the last surviving son of Rhaegar Targaryen.
>>70886994
>Khrazz laughed. “Old man. I will eat your heart.” The two men were of a height, but Khrazz was two stone heavier and forty years younger, with pale skin, dead eyes, and a crest of bristly red-black hair that ran from his brow to the base of his neck.
>“Then come,” said Barristan the Bold. Khrazz came
Morning /got/ :3
>>70887067
this obsession isn't healthy,see a doctor.
>>70887067
>woman of my dreams
isnt she like 19? kek
>>70887069
Hell yes, Targaryens are back
>>70887071
I came when I got to that bit if you know what I mean haha ;)
>>70887024
Is it true that IRL CIA is leaving his wife for this slag?
>>70887090
she is in her prime. how is this kekable?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK9ec_BhCY0
>>70887090
she was born one day before me
>>70887107
She lusts after him but hes leading her on. Abit on the side at best. It will eventually come to a head when sophie murderes him and his family befor taking her own life.
>>70887120
Holy shit, same. And I'm obsessed with Sophie too, 22nd of February, 1996?
fucking sansafags out
reee
>>70887088
Morning ^^
>>70887107
Source?
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/Bradamante/
>all these deleted posts
wew
>>70887071
>We lost this for meme dwarf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70887167
We were made to tag team Sophie in her pussy and ass.
>>70887069
He has the best claim due to the shit that went on with rhaegars birth. There was a red comet and alot of blood sacrifices that nearly ended the targaryen line itself, forcing them to breed outside of the family all for the sake of birthing a dragon lord.
Yes there are other targs. But the only descent competition jon has is dany. She has potential to be a dragon lord but that could also be false.
Clearly she has a connection with them being the person to birth them but its obvious she has zero control over them whatsoever.
The Targaryens were dragon lords up until 150 years ago. Then the magic in there blood was diluted drastically up until rhaegar.
Research the topic of summer hall.
Summerhall was rhaegars junky den beneath a bridge.
So /got/ who is the best waifu?
Waif, arya, sansa, frogfu, Lyanna, Bran, Yennifer or Triss?
>>70887145
redbowl when?
>get hype
>>70887176
we lost this for shock value,most deaths and scenes in S5 and 6 are for shock value.Show died with Tywin.
>>70887183
Honestly, I fap to her alot, but my love for her is pure. Like the thought of fucking her never crosses my mind, i wouldnt defile her unless she wanted it, I love her so much, id hold her hand, buy her ice cream etc,spend all night on the phine talking about her day,..
>>70887167
we have raised a generation of faggots
>>70887220
Mel and Sansa are the best women. Marg and Cercei can join if they want.
>>70887218
triss ofcourse
>>70887218
you know who
>>70887220
i would eat from her red bowl
>>70887218
is it even a question at this point?
>>70887233
This board as a whole needs help
>>70887233
Lol defile.
You should take a walk
>>70887233
>not creepy at all
Stop. Just stop.
What did Rheagar saw in his books that no maester did?
>>70887233
And thats the exact reason as to why she'd fuck every other bad boy before you. Women are revolted by bitch boys who are into that kind of shit.
>>70887233
consider this
>>70887233
what a fucking beta fag
KEK
>>70887218
Include mel, cersei and smirkfu then we have a good competition going.
>>70887259
Maester martin and pycelle fucking each other with the words prince that was promised glowing and rotating around them on the page of paper.
>>70887254
He's like the Hansen of Westeros. The HS
>>70887233
>>70887233
Are you a virgin?
>>70887259
maesters think dragon dreams and greensight and shit are weird and gay, rhaegar combined knowledge with prophecy and saw the three headed dragon to be his 3 children. Jon was supposed to be a girl.
and then he got BTFO by a warhammer and now the 3-headed dragon is Dany, Jon and Tyrion (Aerys' rape baby by Joanna Lannister).
>>70887233
I don't know who taught you sex was evil but they taught you wrong. Women enjoy it too.
>>70887218
>>70887233
>>70887218
>>70887280
Theres simply no way to decide.
>>70887233
>no homo
>>70887310
>Ros
>7
REE
>>70887169
what happened?
As if everyone here wouldnt shit themselves if Sophie Fucking Turner so much as acknowledged their existence
>>70887323
Is the Trumpster a reifag or an asukafag
>>70887350
why the fuck should i give a shit about a teenage actor? fuck off
>>70887350
Even if you shit yourself, play it cool, dude.
>>70887350
plenty of people have met her around London in clubs and they all have the same stories: loud, obnoxious, coke-obsessed party girl, always showing off to her mates, looking for lesbian hookups when she goes out
she's not that special when you look at her as a normal girl and not a celebrity
>>70887391
well loud and being a party girl isnt a bad thing, but i also heard that she is absolutely horrible to get along with outside of work
>>70887350
Her face is asymmetrical as fuck and she's too tall to the point of looking mannish, not attractive at all.
we're discussing Great House lore in here at the moment, specifically which Houses didn't have fucked up family dynamics:
>>>/tg/47796375
feel free to read through the thread and post there if you want a more discussion heavy thread
>>70887391
She is PURE
>>70885709
Literally fall asleep every time we have to go to that grey room with Tyrion, Greyworm and Missandei together.
Does anyone find these scenes remotely entertaining? I don't understand the point in them
>>70887427
Fame does that. I hear her and masie get along though. And she lusts after Aiden. Daddy issues.
>>70887350
id send her a picture of my dick. Still can't believe you passed up on that opportunity
>>70887440
A purely spoiled, bitchy, young woman, yes
>>70887441
It's the room they go to when they need to fill the diversity quota for the episode.
>>70887440
I've seen more pictures of her showing off her ass than i have seen normal pictures of her
