Celebrity lookalike thread
>nigger twitter humor
8 mile guy and Eminem
>>70885495
GANGSTERED HIS GANGSTA
>>70885495
>niggers on social media in general
>>70885545
I can sort of understand the first sentence if you assume she meant to say 'this' instead of 'his' but the second one is an eldritch mystery.
>>70885525
Whoa who is the 8 mile guy? I swear I've seen him before
Also Dwayne Johnson looks a lot like the rock
>>70885405
That shit is crazy and on top of that THE CHARACTER IN THE SHOW IS NAMED WILL SMITH!
>>70885559
Umm... Uh.. Lmao wtf that pic
Makes no damn sense
Niggers will defend this
>>70885559
Fucking kek
>>70885466
Obligatory Arnold Sschwarze"Nigger"
>>70885559
>loyal nigga
>with a side chick
This has to be satire, right?
Jonah Hill and Jared leto
>>70885545
Wtfamireading.jpg
Go get your fucking shinebox
>>70885405
He has already got the woman & kid, so he ain't exactly "Fresh" anymore. But a dude was "Fresh Prince Of Bel Air" alright.
>>70885405
really makes you bix nood
>>70885495
>whites still mad at ebin banter against whites that was popular in 2015
>>70887136
>outing yourself as anything but white
why do you do this to yourself?
>>70887136
>niggers still bitter about being god awful at being humans.
LOL hows africa going kiddo, what disease does your family have now? haha fucking subhuman
>>70887136
Picture made me kek desu.I'm Hispanic, so whites are just as pathetic to me as blacks.
>>70887591
hispanic is white
mark wahlberg and matt damon
>>70887591
do you ride your tiny bicicleta to skeewl?
>>70885833
I would fuck Leto.
>>70885495
>white "people"
>>70885559
... if you're a side chick, then doesn't that by definition make your nigga a cheater?
>>70887686
>>70888091
>''niggers"
>>70885628
a much, much funnier joke would've been "I'll be black"
Niggers really are subhuman.
>>70888226
That is the joke
>>70885628
>>70888382
He got you there, Anon.
>>70887136
niggers aren't incredibly funny but they're good at roasting, but like most animals they do it 7 on 1 because 1 on 1 they're bitches
>>70887591
>spics
>not smelly ugly subhumans
oh thats precious dont u got a truckload of scrap to unload in ur backyard?
>>70888526
>tripfaggot calling someone else a subhuman
Go to reddit if you want attention that much.
>>70888526
>I do not know what a rap battle is
>>70888578
>Tripfag
>No trip
I don't know which of you is the huger retard but you're both competing very hard for the title.
>>70885495
It's actually a CIA psyop.
>>70887136
Considering how a lot of it is just plain racism, without even trying to be funny, yeah I get mad. The kind of retards that make this shit are on the street the very next day at a BLM rally.
>>70888680
>Considering how a lot of it is just plain racism, without even trying to be funny, yeah I get mad.
Said anon as he continued to post on 4chan
>>70888610
>huger
I would say it's you, little kid ;)
>>70888712
huger is a word tho desu senpai
so is ain't
also the definition of literally has been retconned
Suck my merriam websters whole dick, fag.
>>70888711
I'm not trying to call whatever this is 'equality', and no one on 4chan is autistic enough to think they're heroic by mocking blacks.
>>70888761
> and no one on 4chan is autistic enough to think they're heroic by mocking blacks.
If only you knew how bad things really are.jpg
>>70885405
>Will Smith
>JUST
Do you think the prophecy will come true?
Will he eventually... JUST?
>>70888823
Physically no
In every other sense yeah he's pretty much already there
>henpecked by overbearing wife
>Children are embarrassments
why are white bois so insecure?
>>70889487
because everyone is insecure and lonely and displacing the resultant feelings of frustration by treating a perceived outside group as enemies is a natural coping mechanism
>>70887656
Keep telling yourself that
>>70888226
>>70885612
>>70885621
>>70885786
>they don't get it
literally dumber than twitter niggers
>>70885612
>>70888226
It a retarded stance to hold, but it makes sense. What's she's saying is in a world reduced to cheaters, she'd rather play the role of the other woman than be the person getting her heart broken when she walks in on her boyfriend fucking another girl. At least when you're the mistress, you can expect this to happen because you're the one he's cheating with.
>>70889838
is this how women really rationalize things
What in the heck
>>70888526
>unironically uses the phrase roasting
No John, you are the niggers
>>70885559
>women logic
>>70889856
No. it is generally how niggers rationalize things; realize there are a few things going against them: small cranial capacity in comparison to other races and an extremely unwavering culture of self-destruction. See also: crabs in a barrel phenomenon.
>>70888091
says the cuck
>>70890099
>niggers are the only people who cheat
Are you out of ritalin or something?
>>70890099
All races cheat, /pol/
>>70890229
>>70890155
>tfw almost tempted to look up racial cheating statistics now but I'm very worried about what I would find
I'm primarily afraid to learn that everyone cheats a fucking lot. Because that's what I suspect is true.
>>70890229
Whites probably more so, with the surplus of good men, and the whole cuckolding fetish making the rounds.
>>70890229
>>70890155
White women only cheat because of Jewish influence. FACT.
>>70890248
>Because that's what I suspect is true.
Well you're right, it's fucking rife. My group of friends was ripped apart when one decided to fuck the other's girl for no reason.
You'll become a paranoid loner if you think about it too much, though. It's depressing.
>>70890343
White women are the biggest cheating whores on the planet. Fuck yourself.
>>70890343
>Jewish influence
probably the strangest codename I've ever heard for BBC
>>70890358
Should've jumped him then kicked him out of your circle.
>>70890367
They're also the most influenced by Jews. F A C T
>>70890377
This fetishisation of subhumans is also a Jewish conspiracy.
>>70890401
>smoking a pencil
What the fuck?!?
>>70885545
I just woke up and am kind of hungover and I can't tell if it's because of that but this post is giving me a fucking headache, what does it mean??
All these angry white bois in this thread.
lmao, I'm fucking dying over here.
>>70885495
is pure kino
>>70890385
The guy who was cheated on didn't end up finding out. The right thing to do would be to tell him, but he's too much of a pushover.
I didn't want to put him in that position, it'd be emasculating to know you were cheated on, and just sit there doing nothing, or worse yet still being friends with the guy who did it.
>>70885628
schwarze means black you dumb faggot
I don't know if it was a race thing or a woman thing! OOGA BOOGA
I'm glad my country doesn't have niggers
K I N O
>>70890478
>I didn't want to put him in the position of being informed
what. Dude what. C'mon.
>>70890099
>resorts to phrenology right out of the gate
God damn you are retarded.
>>70890607
I learned about phrenology being a discredited science after watching Django.
Thanks tarankino
>>70890561
Is it better to be informed and then fail at a test of masculinity, or to live in ignorance?
>>70885495
>white people have to post cartoon frogs to validate their opinions
smdh pham
>>70890630
the former. At least once informed he could then act in some way to redeem himself
eg; chimp out and beat the guy's ass or like get a new girlfriend, or literally anything.
by leaving him ignorant you preclude the possibility of him doing anything at all though. Why would you do that to your homie
>>70890638
>iFunny watermark
You just outed yourself as a white, suburban teenager.
>>70890639
L I T
I
T
>>70885867
Looks like someone we know
>>70890248
I personally have known more white guys that cheat on their gfs than black guys. I know a lot of white guys who usually fuck their best friends girlfriend and then their best friend is fucking their girlfriend. It's almost like they're swinging but none of them know it. They just keep fucking each others girlfriends and get pissed and fight each other when they find out what their friend did to them. Then they get drunk, find new girlfriends and the herpes cycle begins anew. And then this isn't even counting incidents with random barsluts.
Fucking Jersey white guys are weird as hell.
>>70890699
>>70890742
Of course white guys fuck each other's girlfriends. White men have no sense of loyalty. It's too big a concept for them to grasp. I'll tell you one thing - you'll never see a Mexican or Asian betraying his bros.
>>70890679
>he could then act in some way to redeem himself
I know, but I feel like in this case, he wouldn't. He's not some pussy but he's non-confrontational. It would be beyond humiliating to just go on being the guy's friend after you found out what he did.
>Why would you do that to your homie
I don't know, I told myself a lot of bullshit reasons at the time. But it's a shitty thing to do, I admit. Made worse because I know the guy who did it, did so more out of a dominance thing than any sexual gratification.
>>70885628
Rasta la vista, baby
>>70885525
Eminem got work doen and now he's super weird looking.
>>70888680
lmao you're on /tv/
Do you see how often non-whites are called 'sub-human' here
some people say i am a matt damon look-alike, and i agree
some people say i am a geodude look-alike, and i agree
>>70885405
I thought Liam Neeson was just made to look younger in this film, turns out it was a different actor.
>>70891508
wow bro my one was funnier
lamb nesson sucks dick
that guy shit aktor
cos like
what does he even do just say "
i will find you and kill you cunt"
on phone
i will punch you so hard that you get hurt from impact dOG like the crashing of a thousand flying gazebos
>>70891508
now i am pissed cos i aint getting the laughs i deserve from this audience here of 4chan
laugh, fellow 4channers, at my mist of wit, or face my fist of fury like the crashing of a thousand
>>70891566
>>70891683
Fleek
>>70891715
this is not laughter, this is mockery, and now i am pissed to fuck.
i will advance on you like the crashing of a thousand black gazebos
>>70891508
You have face blindness. It's common with people with autism.
>>70891811
"ha ha
ha
ha
ha ha ha"
>>70891811
I laugh in your face, if only to unravel you further!
Ah ha ha ha! Ah ha, ha!
>>70891893
thank you for that laughter,
i am glad accept
i am happy now
>>70891893
I think you meant to say:
HA!... HA Ha!
HAHA! HAha!
>>70891397
>everything I don't like is /pol/
>>70885559
Black people are funny as fuck, why cant whiteys be as funny as them?
>>70887656
>>70890699
>lost
>>70885495
Why are some of you white guys so insecure? Why are you tryin to hard to be tough on anon site? White boys getting that roast, they'll soon start trying to throws stats at you so they can fell better about themselves.
>>70893387
Whites are too busy fiddling kids and shooting up school 2bh
>>70893619
>fell
We've got an actual nigger itt.
>>70893619
4chan whites are the most insecure people you'll ever find. They think they are the master race, but the just fap to trap and furry porn all day.
I only come here to feel better about myself Pham.
>>70893801
You feel better about yourself now you beta cuck?
>>70885495
is actually really funny.
>>70891683
Dat boi tho lol
>>70885545
I completely understand what she's saying, but what shitty, unnecessary way to speak.
>>70893838
Nah, but at least I've gotten a proper education.
Racist /pol/cocks getting blown the fuck out lmao
>>70893899
Like what? You're probably a fucking beta who sits in his basement and does nothing all day.
Kill yourself.
>waifu threads are deleted
>/pol/threads are untouchable
BRAVO JANITOR
>>70893949
>posting memes all day every day = doing nothing
Okay pham.
>>70893808
>Mcucks
all fucking niggers must fucking hang.
>>70887591
Asia>white>hispanic>black>abo
>>70885495
black twitter was comedy gold when it first started up.
>not liking these cancerous meme pictures
They're pretty funny.
>>70891508
Looks like a young Neeson crossed with Eric Bana.
god do i love a good insecure beta white people thread
>>70885628
That feel when Schwarzenegger literally means Blacknegro
>>70897194
It means black egg. Egg refers to the shape of the mountains. 'Er' is just added onto the end of German names to refer to someone that hails from a specific area. Like berg turning to 'Berger'.
Nice frog tho. She's a qt.
>>70895746
>Hispanic
>Above anything
Kek, kill those cockroaches.
>>70895746
Nah.
Blacks are at the end and every other race is somewhat equal culture differences aside.
Blacks have done great things but they never exceed expectations, that's why they never move foward in the countrys where they are the majority, every other race can do this, but they can't for some fucked up reason.
>>70897253
Egg is Ei in german you idiot
>>70897365
Nah, Mexicans are far worse, almost as bad as abos.
>>70897411
?
I'm not referring to the English word egg you dipshit. The German word "egg"
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwarzenegger_(surname)
Schwarzen mean black
Egg refers to mountain
>>70897253
you mean ridge, it's black ridge,
word egg refers to the edge of the knife which in some countries are called egg
ridge is basically just a mountain that has a long running sharp edge
>>70897508
Abos were great warriors, if they had their shit together when the colonization started they would've btfo the europeans.
Mexican is a nationality.
wait do people actually unironically find black twitter memes funny?
>>70897194
>>70897253
It actually means "black harrower" or in other words the grim reaper
>>70885545
Wasn't this from turn
>>70898502
http://surnames.behindthename.com/name/schwarzenegger
>Means "harrower of the dark fields" or "dark harrower of the fields" from German schwarz meaning "dark, black" and egge meaning "harrow". A well-known bearer of this name is actor and politician Arnold Schwarzenegger.
>>70890761
Wow who the fuck who attack a sun fish they just float around that's fucked
>>70888091
>that bowl cut
dude looks like a burnt acorn
Dave Ghohl from Foo Fighters kinda looks like the drummer from Nirvana.
>>70890699
Fucking kek
How the fuck is this thread up? I thought it would be gone by the time I woke up.
>>70898813
They look nothing alike you face blind autist
>>70898863
mods don't exist
>>70890799
mexicans aren't people bro
>>70885495
This, their humor isnt even funny
>>70899007
Not an argument
>>70885559
my brain is full of fuck
>>70899041
it's a fact, redditor cuck. Go prep your gf's bull
>>70899041
that's not an argument either
>>70899191
Not an argument
>>70899197
Could possibly be an argument, but I am a devout follower of Descartes. So due to lack of evidence, I must maintain reasonable doubt. Therefore I must conclude: not an argument.
>>70891441
Kek
>>70891207
I also see how cucked this fucking board is.
>>70890761
JAY THAT THING'S DEAD BRO
>>70899247
i have an abundance of evidence.
evidence 1: not an argument
evidence 2: not an argument
and
evidence 3: you watch sissy hypno and also not an argument
>>70899476
NOT
AN
ARGUMENT
>WHEN YOU DO THAT THING AND SOMETHING HAPPENS
Fucking lit
>>70885405
>>70885405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipObSiFHpyY
>>70899561
dude come on are you gonna make an argument anytime soon? cause that's totally not an arguement
>>70885495
>White people social media humor
>>70899725
faggot banana poster
KYS
>>70885495
>all those unfunny replies to this
>>70890451
>I'm fucking dying over here.
dying of aids
*snickers nefariously*
dumb /sp/ poster thread
>>70887530
lol are you fucking 12?
>>70887591
>honorary white
>thinks whites are pathetic
>>70900974
>thinking I wanna be lumped in with you honkey fucks
Lmao take that honorary white pass and shove it up your ass.
there is nothing more pathetic than white people getting mad at the school shooter meme
>>70901101
it's not something you can will away, you are honorary white whether you like it or not because you are nothing but a statistic used to inflate whatever the liberals want to make whites look bad
>>70901112
I wonder why they get butthurt so easily
>>70901440
Why do niggaz love dragonball so much? Most of the ssj transformation videos on youtube are from black kids too.
>>70901652
Probably cause they grew up watching it after school when it aired on Toonami.
I grew up around all the other Mexican kids here in Cali and everybody watched it, even the gangbangers
>>70901652
never met a black that didnt love anime but they only ever watch what aired on tv
>>70891112
Yeah its called being 50
>>70901255
jesus that dude is maximum manlet. short and has a midget face
>>70901897
>tfw you will never bond with your local Gangsta over the last episode of your favorite chineese cartoon
>>70901897
the only good one
>>70890639
oh damn i lost just a lil
Someone post that
>Trust no one, not even yourself
>>70902794
I got you senpai
>>70902924
Thanks senpai
>>70890401
If I take that off will you die?
>>70903269
for you
>>70888526
summerfag
>>70903269
it would be extremely sobering
>>70890761
he got the munchies
>>70902924
Do you have the Arch Duke Ferdinand Edit?
>>70888091
I've found a lookalike for this nigger
https://youtu.be/7hHq92O7d5c
>>70890553
Fuck good one.
>>70901440
Black humor is the best.
I asume you are a nigger, right?
>>70887656
Hispanics are a bit of everything
>>70885612
>>70885786
>>70888226
>>70889950
>/tv/ tries to comprehend a joke.txt
>>70901967
Proof that niggers and whiteys have brains comparable to asian kids.
>>70889621
>>70893471
Mexicans aren't dumb cause they're Hispanic
Spain is Hispanic and European and they're based af
Mexicans are dumb because they are injuns
Discuss
\Why do most "Race Realist" forget to realize that not all Hispanics are Mexican.
the main "Hispanic" is like Spaniard, white to tanned Europeans. Hispanic is a very broad term that applies to a lot of the world (Including europeans) and to see it reduced to some wetback assholes is just silly. Mexicans are just mixed race mutants.
If you're gonna talk shit about Mexicans, then say fucking Mexican or beaner whatever. It's more reasonable than "Hispanic". Don't lump the Spaniards into this, spaniards are legal and english speaking in america
>>70885584
>>70885857
>>70890639
>little bitch "faggot ass motherfucker"
F A M
>>70891441
underrated post
>>70885495
This. Fuck off back to worldstar.
>>70900974
YOU WUZ WHITES AND SHIET
