>Caleb, what are you lookin at teehee xD
What did she mean by this?
She knew her brother wanted to fuck her, and threw some of that attraction back
>>70885245
STRUMPET
HARLOT
JEZEBEL
desu I thought they would fool around in the barn at one point
>>70885245
A kid was looking at boobies, dummy !! Besides doesn't this film focus on some sort of bibical statements which I'm not THAT much aware of ? A dude made this film, looking into it so hard that he wouldn't get sucked !!
Why are her eyes so far apart?
>>70887270
Deficient Bong genes
>>70887270
either FAS or reptilian, possibly both
>>70885245
Did she mean this?
>>70885245
S L U T
>>70887415
Satan Loves Us Too
>>70887270
For depth perception. Why are your eyes not far apart you cyclops fuck?
>>70888673
Delicious post.
>>70885376
>>70885245
Fetal alcohol syndrome.
>>70889348
Alcohol is delicious though...
too bad she's a feminist irl
>>70889807
d-does that mean she'll treat me like shit for being a white male?
>>70889936
yea, probably
>>70889999
excellent
>>70888673
depth perception increases the closer they're togetherretard
>>70885245
>Don't mind me, sis, I'm just checking out your prepubescent rack.
>>70890823
she's 20 yrs old iirc
![The VVitch - A New-England Folktale.mkv_snapshot_00.23.54_[2016.05.23_15.51.18].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Lhx5zBL.jpg "The VVitch - A New-England Folktale.mkv_snapshot_00.23.54_[2016.05.23_15.51.18].jpg")
>Come hither
':3
literally perfect
>>70885245
>teehee
I haven't seen that in years
>>70889999
Checked
Were the twins actually in cahoots with Black Phillip?
>>70892466
yes
>>70891216
>>70892550
post the one with the based twins dancing
>>70892729
I don't have that one, someone else please post it
>>70892550
what the fuck is this autistic goat doing lmao
>>70892826
>Black Philip
>autistic
>>70892826
he's coming for that sweet Thomasin booty
>>70892856
if it's not autistic why is it running like an aspie
>>70892826
On his way to steal your bitch
>>70892856
LIXO HUMANO.
>>70893043
I've killed and eaten many goats, they aren't that strong
>>70885245
She did have some nice tittymeat.
how do i get a pure qt satanic gf?
>>70890058
>parallax
>How does it work?
>>70893185
>pure
>satanic
kek
>>70892826
Seriously anon, goats always do stupid shit like that. If they aren't eating or sleeping they're fucking about and acting like shitheads.
Fuck i hate goats.
>>70893134
Goat is pretty tasty, I don't know why it isn't more common.
>>70885245
>quit your dallyin'
Was this a euphemism for masturbation? Because I assure you, Thomasin, that I cannot.
so what is living deliciously. you answer with a meme and I reverse IP your post and kill you in 4 days plus travel time
>>70893257
being a goat sounds awesome desu
>>70893354
BANE?
>>70893354
how about you reverse my IP and tongue my anus you faggot
>>70892931
Goats are really weird
>>70893415
Maybe but they're creepy as fuck. And huge assholes. Just drop your guard for a minuite and enjoy getting headbutted in the ass by a smug goat that proceeds to laugh about it.
>>70885245
Man, she is one of the cutest girls I've seen in a long time.
>>70893643
it's just banter
>>70893699
I fucking love my goats.
So was black phillipa pirate?
Wowwwww its 2016 can we cool it with the """black""" Philip hate speech.
#AfricanAmericanGoatLivesMatter
>>70885245
>you will never /ss/ your little brother
>>70893930
>you will never /ss/ with your big sister
What kino is this?
>>70894144
the bbitch: a newyork folktale
>>70890058
exactly the opposite of the truth
>>70894144
The VVhore
>>70891216
I fucking loved the way they spoke in the film
>>70892729
>>70894202
Wouldst thou like to speak deliciously?
>>70894202
>Thomasin will never speak to you in that way while on a date in the forest
how's it feel?
None of them died because of the devil. They died because they committed sins against god.
She's cute af but seems like crazy from the instagram and twitter
>>70894679
how so?
>tfw no qt crazy gf to have crazy satanic sex with
>>70894755
I'm taking a bath rn, gonna drop this phone and hope it electrocuted me
>>70894755
>>70896268
>what is that in your pants anon
>>70896380
My ayy lmao detector
>>70896380
>>70896988
>that is lewd, anon
Yeah, but how's her foot game?
>>70897077
>>70897020
>>70896988
>>70896380
>>70894755
can we discuss the movie, gentlemen?
>>70897108
no.
>>70897108
Why did Satan decide to take the form of a GOAT?
>>70897108
She was the best part of the movie
>>70897108
>he thinks he's talking with gentlemen
>>70897144
Goats have long been linked with spiritism same as with serpents and dragons
>>70897144
Goats are evil motherfuckers. Eat literally anything.
>>70897144
why didn't vvitch just pray harder?
>>70897108
>discussing a plotless exercise in waiting for something to happen on-screen
>>70897144
Cause goats are goat
>>70897293
>being this pleb
And I thought the Americans are dumb meme wasn't real
>>70897144
seriouspost: it's because of a line in Revelations about the "sheep" going to God's right hand (to Heaven) and the "goats" going to the left (to Hell). also responsible for anti-lefthandness prejudice.
>>70897144
So he could have access to the goat tower.
>>70897364
Thanks anon, I didn't know that. It's nice to learn something on /tv/ :3
>>70893816
That goat looks so fucking smug... I want tofuckthat goat.
>>70889999
>>70897341
Obsessed
>>70897398
oh shit 2009 back at it again
>>70891012
She looks abit like Kendall Jenner
>>70898269
less slaggy
>>70892826
I know goats. The goat in that gif was probably pissed at a human. Mine always runs sideways like that when he's trying to run into me. A good sized goat can ruin your day like that.
>>70898625
Do you ever dance with him like in >>70894268
>>70897364
While this line of John is an example, goats were already established as evil in old Hebrew tradition, and even in devil worship in other countries.
I don't know the origin, but goats are remarkably able in terms of destruction compared to their physical power. Let a goat into our house and it will fuck it up more than a bull.
>>70893354
4 days... PLUS travel time? what were the 4 days for then?
>>70897215
>>70897364
Why goats tho? They are just another pathetic herbivore on the bottom of the food chain like the rest. If you want to pick a dangerous animal, at least go for an actual dangerous and powerful one
>>70887413
thy chest heaves, and thus rouseth my member
>>70899605
I have school until friday and then my cousin's wedding over the weekend.
>>70897108
We can discuss her body of work.post the ass
>>70897364
Ancient semitic tradition. Towns and communities would get two goats together. They would sacrifice one to god, and the other they would lay the towns sins on and then drive it off into the wilderness as a sacrifice to Azazel (iirc). This is where the term "Scapegoat" comes from.
Also, goats are all kinds of creepy and weird. Be it their square pupils, creepy almosthuman tongue, or the disturbing noises they make that sounds like a baby being fed through a wood chipper.
Add to that the appetite of a goat, regular and sexual, cloven hooves, and their generally priggish behavior and its pretty obvious why they were called evil.
>>70900419
This
>>70900419
>>70900581
she has a nice face though
>>70900160
Satan is not supposed to be dangerous physically though. His deal is tempting us humans onto a path of sin. Choosing the form of a goat makes alot more sense than the snake IMO. If Adam and Eve weren't complete retards a talking snake would have freaked them out. A goat on the other hand, everyone wants to be friends with a goat. looks like dogs and horses combined, what's not to love?
>>70900634
Her eyes are too low though. It's that feel of a randomized face in oblivion that almost looks human.
>>70900843
the otherworldly look is nice though
she reminds me of Kendall Jenner but more unique and maybe even prettier
>>70900904
>maybe
>>70885245
>that look in her eyes
>>70900752
>assuming the only animal in the garden of eden was THE talkING
>thinking all animals and beasts couldn't communicate with Adam and eve in eden
>lacking creative thought
>>70900875
>>70900634
What that [spolier]ASS[/spoiler] do?
>>70901534
I'm pretty fucking sure they'd mention if they had a jungle book situation in eden where everyone talked. With all the filler in vol.1, this is a detail that would have made it in.
>>70900160
I think it has to do with the pagan imagery for satyrs and shit like that (normally associated with lasivity and the savahery and animal urges in general), that lead to other early christian and nostic stuff (like the baphomet and so on)
I want to lick her eyeballs
>>70901700
But the imagery probably comes FROM the goats, not the other way around.
>>70902144
>not her tongue or vulva
>>70891216
That must be the comfiest you can be in life.
>>70885245
PROUD SLUT
>>70902523
Their clothes all looked so comfy as well.
>>70891216
>>70902523
>you will never be that comfy
>>70900359
underrated kek
>>70902324
I can't remember, but in some bullshit art history class I took the prof. said the greeks and thereabout were in contact with more primitive societies, who used goat and sheep pelts for dressing and whatnot (like the people from colchis, who stored their gold in sheep skins,and that probably had influence in the story of the golden fleece)
>>70885245
I wanna fuck that extraterrestrial
>>70892856
That mom is a britbong cucked woman.
Why britbongs are so pathetics?
>>70904651
>>70897293
I want to believe this is bait...
>>70885245
GONNA TEAR UP THIS FUCKING DANCEFLOOR CHECK IT OUT. CMON CALEB
>>70898894
Fuck no. If I did that shit around my goat he would wreck my shit. He sees any quick movements as a threat.
You really don't want to mess with an adult male goat that still has his nuts. Even if you manage to grab it's horns and overpower him to the ground, you get that smell all over you. And trust me, you will not be living deliciously with that stench. I've seen him piss on his own face and drink his urine, and I'm pretty sure he's sucked his own dick dry.
Name a more GOAT villain than Black Philip.
>>70905225
What are some other essential calebcore?
>>70904915
>getting to drink your daughters breastmilk
That's enough motivation to live forever, honestly.
>>70905272
Yep. Just read a story about the goat that played black Philip and I was right. The goat was a pain in the ass to work with and ended up hurting people. Not really suprised
>>70905491
Maybe they weren't paying him enough
>>70897144
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azazel
That is literally the only correct answer.
>>70885245
I hate puritans
>>70905723
that gif made me dizzy just by watching them
>>70905657
Nah goats are dicks. Like 175 lbs+ of bad attitude. Big ass horns and hard ass heads.
>>70905286
Meme Palpatine
>>70905796
Fuck you faggot Goats are top tier farm animals, total bros, hard working, loyal, cute as fuck and enjoy living deliciously.
Sheep on the other hand, fuck those guys.
>>70905657
Fucking wage gap, when will it end?
>>70905930
Nigger, that's my goat and I know what I'm fucking talking about. I have 7 goats and they are all assholes. Even the females. The only thing a goat can do is go into my gyro.
>>70894181
>the bbitch
>not the loitch
>>70906076
HIGH JEJ
not being with her is truly suffering
>>70906647
then be with her
Was Black Philip causing William's crops to rot? Why/how?
>>70905286
This goat right here
http://youtu.be/NQbxmXilRew
>>70907715
Black philip was the devil so as to the why, because he's a dick. For the how, black magic or some shit
>>70897398
You win the internet today.
>Black Phillip
Is that an homage to Patrice Oneal or is Black Phillip a thing that existed before him
Did Witch remind anyone else of this movie?
Any pics of her feet out yet?
>>70909389
You're a fucking idiot, and not clever or likable.
>>70892826
Thinking about the goat tower.
>>70909400
does based dutchfu get her tits out in that?
>>70909472
suck my cock, seriously im kind of horny
>>70907715
Probably ergot which is a naturally occurring fungi that caused hallucinations. Some people attribute witch hunts and their surreal hallucinations to ergot poisoning.
>>70909644
so none of the movie was real?
>>70909665
No none of the movie was real.
Or was it?
>>70909665
It was all real. It's a New England Fairy tale. There was a witch, Satan did tempt her.
>>70907887
Black Philip was the least dickish character in the movie after Thomasin. The dad screwed his family into starvation by pissing off the plantation church. Mom was obsessed with a cup. Caleb was obsessed with tits wanting to fuck his sister and the twins were complete assholes.
Thomasin's life was suffering. Now she's living it up with the power of flight thanks to the grace of Satan.
>>70885376
early zika syndrome
![32nlm1es4fugpyu0fzn33b2qi1r[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wwq1GNr.jpg "32nlm1es4fugpyu0fzn33b2qi1r[1].jpg")
There is only one Black Phillip worth worshiping
>>70891012
>put fucking googly eyes on a dress
>charge dumb sluts thousands for it
I should have become a fashion designer
>>70906647
That middle pic of her looking down is so fucking hot. I love that angle on girls. Is that a fetish? I mean it just seems to me its what theyd look like riding you
No, really, I want to know why this thing is called "Black Phillip" if it wasn't just some dumb coincidence. Google was not my friend today
>>70891216
This is now my wallpaper :3
>>70910179
cute. CUTE
>>70910101
Probably because it sounds spooky and Phillip was the name of some baddy in a book he read. Not every director is autistic as Kubrick
>>70907864
Fucking hell.
>swn hex you
;_;
>>70910179
She has a beautiful eye shape
>reading this thread while listening to Baba O'Riley
>feel so miserable knowing I'll never get comfy af with her
>>70912278
now I'm sad
>>70912278
>tfw no Black Betty gets a song but Black Philip doesn't
>>70885245
Was there a good shot of dat ass?
I watched it last night but I couldn't remember if we got a decent view or not, maybe I blinked and missed it.
stop objectifying my waifu pls
>>70909644
you're a fucking retard
>>70914994
Yeah at the end when she' walking through the forest. Might have been a body double though.
>>70910179
I approve
>>70910179
ADORABLE
>>70909529
Yeah !
