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>this random nameless orc is more memorable than anything
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>this random nameless orc is more memorable than anything in the hobbit trilogy

why are these movies so good and why is the hobbit trilogy so shit
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>>70884642
HIS NAME IS UGLUK YOU MORON
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>LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MEN, YOU BOYS!
What did he mean by this?
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>>70884642
MEATS
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>>70884642
did you even c smaug you dip
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>>70884668
time for a drippy spitroasting if you know what i mean
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he has a name and he's Uruk-hai, not orc.
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>>70884668
I can't believe I never saw it that way...
thank you...I've seen this for years in passing but I never bothered lurking a thread.
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>>70884642
HE'S NO ORC,HE'S FIGHTING URUK-HAI
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>>70885700
This

They were more memorable because instead of a rabble of mindless orcs, their armor was thick and their shields broad.
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>>70884642
>orc
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>>70884642
Yo Bombur was hilarious and the barrel scene was *DOPE*
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>>70886011
Bombur was my favourite dwarf from the book. It's a shame how they butchered him.
Also the Mirkwood was utterly shit. It was a chapter full of tention in the book and they turned into another le akction sseenee
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>>70884668
It means he's gay

For You
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>>70884642
Nice. Wasn't expecting to see a thread about Orc. Good job OP. 11/10
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>>70884642
>random nameless orc

He's Ugluk and he is the litteral 2nd chief in command in the Huruk-Hai army of Saruman, after Lutz.
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>>70884642
>The Dwarves, Master... we lost them. Ambushed by Elvish filth, we were--
>I don’t want excuses... I want the head of the Dwarf King!
>We were outnumbered...there was nothing we could do. I barely escaped with my life.
>Far better you had paid with it.
>The Dwarf-scum will show themselves soon enough. Send out word, there is a price on their heads!
This is what I remember from the first Hobbit movie. I didn't watch the others yet. JRR Tolkien must be rolling in his grave.
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It always hurt to see how shit the Hobbit trilogy actually looks.
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>>70887093
Me on the left
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>>70887093
>all that extra blue filter

is the bottom screenshot from the ee blu ray? why did jackson add all that blue? did anyone make a torrent of a color corrected version? i mean, the WHITE hand of saruman looks fucking blue for christ's sake
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>>70887602

im pretty sure its bluray

i actually watched my dvd version of fellowship ee yesterday and it didnt look like that
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YEAAAAH WHY CANT WE HAVE SOME MEMES
WHAT ABOUT THEM, THEY'RE FRESH
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Did Isengard have restaurants? How did they know what a menu is?
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>>70888122
>Looks like Meat's back on the Men, You Boys
What menu?
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>>70888122
they carved out taverns for the orcs goblins and uruks in isengaurds caverns
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>>70888163
They're making middle earth great again, and the men are going to pay for it
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>>70884668
Audibly kekked
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how did saruman create uruks
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How do orcs know what menus are?
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>>70884775
Uruk-hai literally means Orc-folk
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>>70888399
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>>70888391

he had a nigger fuck ur mom
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>>70884689
>mfw throughout the rest of the movie, when Smaug was finally revealed.
Benefactor Crumblecrotch did a damn fine job voicing him.
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>>70884642
>nameless

I can only imagine what it must be like to be as retarded as you. What kind of basic daily tasks become struggles? Just typing on a keyboard must be agony.
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>>70888966
He wuz nameless tho
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>>70888966

do they mention his name in the movie? cant remember
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