What's the worst spoiler you've suffered?
>Did someone else spoil it for you?
>Did you do it to yourself?
Also shoutout to this old meme
>>70884422
I prefer not to be spoiled but I get over it. A good movie is better than its twists. Like I got spoiled on Star Wars The Force Awakens while doing my moderating duties on reddit.
My defense is so many twists are so utterly retarded that when you hear them, you immediately dismiss them out of hand as internet bullshit.
Back when Saw 2 just came out a friend who'd already seen it told me that the chick from the first movie was Jigsaw's accomplice.
When I started watching GoT I read tons of stuff on different wikias thereby spoiling myself about many characters and events that would happen later in the show.
I got really fucking mad when I read in an irc chat thatKeamy kills Alexin Lost since it was such an intense scene ruined
also reading thatReese dies in the final epof T:SCC on /tv/ was lame since it would have probably been really surprising to see unspoiled as it was so random
>>70884490
thankfully so many dumbasses on here post made up bullshit that it's genuinely hard to tell if it's a real spoiler or not
I remember getting pissy that I got "spoiled" that Spiderman was going to show up at the end of Age of Ultron when it was 100% bullshit and someone on reddit just took a picture of a spiderman game on their monitor or something to pretend it was a leak and of course some anon posts it here as fact
>>70884640
I like making up fake spoilers. I like the idea of someone thinking they've been spoiled and then being surprised they weren't, makes the movie even more impactful. Or if they encounter real spoilers and my made up BS contradicts it, they have no idea which is which.
>>70884684
Somebody told me Iron Man 3 ended with Killian transforming into Fin Fang Foom, and Tony having to fight a huge dragon.
Yeah- none of that happened, and I wasn't that interested in seeing it until the "spoilers" convinced me to go to theatres. Could have been worse.
>>70884422
Snape kills Dumbledore
The red wedding
Purple wedding
Jon's death
Mr robot twist
>>70884422
I don't care about spoilers.
It's about the journey, not the destination.
>>70884913
He, uh, had dragon tattoos though.
>>70884422
when i was younger i finally decided to watch Watchmen, and this was back when i browsed /b/ and that shitty "spoiler dog' meme was about, and i refreshed /b/ one last time before going to watch it just to see if there was anything interesting, and the first thread i look at was that meme with "Rorshach Dies" as the OP, needless to say i was pretty buttflustered
people should really calm down about spoilers. saw some girl spoiling hodors death on facebook and tons of people got super mad about it.
I spoiled Star Wars for everyone on my kikebook. Good times.
Spike Dies
>>70885794
MOTHER FUCKER
I'm not sure why but spoilers really don't affect my enjoyment of anything very much
Tyler Durden
I was reading Moby Dick for the first time and decided to watch Calvary.
Was pretty bummed when one character spoils the ending of Moby Dick for the other, though I could only laugh really. The absurdity of it. Besides it's not like spoilers really ruin anything.
>>70885789
not that im against spoiling movies, but posting shit like that on facebook just to spite people is fucking pathetic, im sure you have no friends and everyone thinks you're a freak
>>70884422
>Anon there's this new movie with Brad Pitt in the cinema, the one with the boxclubs. Have you seen it?
> -No I haven't. Was thinking about it.
>Well I just saw it the other night and it's super crazy, turns out in the end they both are the same person... Crazy, right?
>>70885865
>>70885841
Nah. I'm bretty cool guy.
>>70885789
>Implying there was anything to spoil
Even Han's death was leaked like half a year before the release.
>>70885878
I had a few people on my fb who pulled the same shit and they were all the same edgy but autistic faggots, you're honestly deluded if you thought it looked cool lol
>>70885909
I'm a handsome fit fella so i can get away with anything.
>>70885871
in what world would people act like they forgot the title to fight club
>>70884422
I spoiler has never ruined things for me. few times it helped me finish a book
>>70885942
You sound like a brony to me.
nothing
i dont get mad at spoilers since i generally get emersed in the story rather than thinking about other shit
>>70886051
Sounds like you're projecting. t b h family
Kamina dies
>>70885942
Okay kid, that's why you're shitposting on 4chan with a whole reaction image folder
Trust me, the normies on Facebook or even in real life can't stand you
>>70885943
When it came out people didn't know what they were in for. It was marketed as some sort of action flick featuring Brad Pitt in some parts.
>>70886111
I'm on vacation famalam
Did someone spoil the movie for you faggot? Is that why you're so assblasted?
>>70886130
yeah but if you saw it you wouldn't forget the name of it.
>>70885686
>Mr robot twist
that was a twist for you?
>>70886155
Not at all, Star Wars is for faggots, I just know people who sound and act exactly like you and they make me sick a bit, do the people who thought you spoiling it was epic bants ever invite you out to socialise? Do they even talk to you apart from the occasional like on Facebook?
I bet you're on vacation with your mum while everyone else is off together having fun, right?
Epic reactions though bud, truly epic
>>70885729
If you saw the movie watchmen before reading the comic, you already spoiled it for yourself
>>70886235
>typing all of that
>projecting this hard
>implying kids watch mad men
>>70886235
>Not at all, Star Wars is for faggots, I just know people who sound and act exactly like you and they make me sick a bit, do the people who thought you spoiling it was epic bants ever invite you out to socialise? Do they even talk to you apart from the occasional like on Facebook?
>I bet you're on vacation with your mum while everyone else is off together having fun, right?
>Epic reactions though bud, truly epic
>>70886281
I doubt the "vacation with your mum" jab was meant to imply that you're a kid
the game
>>70885942
>handom fit fella
You're aware that doesn't exclude you from being an edgy asshole right?
>>70886281
Stop denying how much that hurt you, just embrace that you're much lower than you think you are.
Will you guys stop arguing on my thread?
>>70884494
me too, started reading game of thrones and remember googling "robb stark" cause I think i wanted to see if he was the eldest or something
>Status: Deceased
REEEEEEE
>inb4 its your fault for being retarded
i know
>>70885794
The director said he's just sleeping
>>70886457
I was going on like 3 or 4 months why do you do this.
>>70884422
Well Jesus doesnt really die since he is resurrected by the end of the book so that picture is pure shit.
The one retard that was making it is even more retarded because of this.
>giving a fuck about spoilers
I stopped caring about spoilers mainly because I'm not a child and I can't keep myself off the internety. Even if I know a thread or pic is filled with spoilers for something I haven't seen yet I click it anyway.
>>70887155
>>70886304
Is it really a thing again? Like some sort of vaporkek?
>>70884422
The Rock looked so much better like that. He was still huge then, but he's gone too big now
>>70887358
no just newfags
>>70886178
Yeah you would, if you were casually going to movies and about 17 at the time.
>>70887564
>the first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club
>the second rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club
i'm sorry mate but i just don't believe it. i can't suppress my autism in this matter.
>They find Nemo
>>70886178
I remember people literally calling it 'that new Brad Pitt movie' after they went and saw it.
>>70887740
That's because they weren't supposed to talk about it
>>70887616
Fight Club came out in 1999. Things were different then and Brad Pitt wasn't really that famous with male movie goers but with lady-viewers at the time
>>70887181
yea but ASR
Sixth Sense,
didn't even bother to watch the movie after getting spoiled on it
>>70887790
Exactly this. I remember thinking why should I watch a movie starring this male model? Are they marketing this at chicks? I was dead wrong. First movie I saw Edward Norton in, as well. Remember him not being featured in the trailers on TV back then even.
Star Wars was spoiled for me literally minutes before I watched it.
>wait for friends to pick me up
>open reddit
>top post is some asshole with a KyloRenKillsDaddyHan or something like that username
Oh and that's right,I went on reddit so it serves me right.
Also Shutter Island was spoiled for me by a guy giving me the twist while he recommended it.
>bruce willis is dead
>>70886977
That's kinda the point of the series
That and Faye's gravity defying plot
>>70884422
I got the plot twist of fight club spoiled when I clicked on what I thought was porn still a good movie though
this LOST reveal was spoiled for me
>>70884452
The spoiler is so predictable on a shitty feminist pandering movie that I litterally didn't even slightly care for it.
>>70884913
Thát sounds fucking metal, Im fucking dissapointed now.
>watching goodfellas upstairs for the first time
>Pause and come into kitchen for drink
>Parents watching a show about movies/cinematography
>Shows ending of goodfellas
I hate social media when Game of Thrones is airing, everyone seems to feel obligated to discuss the latest events without wainting so much as a day. It finally made me drop the Huff post so it's not so bad.
On that subject, it's also a pain that Lady Stoneheart is still somehow in a grey area. It's almost sure she won't appear but spoiling her if she eventually appears would be a shame.
I saw this .gif before the end of LOST. While it spoiled it, I don't think I would have understood the ending if I hadn't seen it.
