>"what'll it be?"
>"two beers"
>doesn't specify brand
when will this shit stop?
>>70879326
I enjoy watching people not specify what liquor they want and then getting the most bottom shelf garbage in the bar
>>70879326
go ahead and pour me a little bit of a full glass of that rum
no ice, on ice
>>70879326
There is only one beer in the bar
>>70879326
>*glass him*
>>70879520
if you go to a bar with one beer you're at the wrong bar
>>70879549
But I only drink bud
>>70879326
Is this /tv/-relevant, phoneposter?
>"i'll have a coffee"
>doesn't say what kind
FUUUUU
>>70879549
Or the right one. Sometimes you just want the scummiest place you can find so you can drink and not be judged.
>>70879326
>got to bar
>order a pepsi
>bartender takes forever with my drink because it isn't liquor
Just fucking get me a can, it's not hard.
>just water for me please
>doesn't specify brand
>>70879326
>guy walks in
>waves his hand vaguely at the barkeep
>barkeep nods and fucks off for a while
>Dialogue between character ensues
>barkeep returns halfway through with random glass of devil water
>Guy who orders it raises eyebrows and sips it
>never touches it again
>>70879326
>implying they are going to promote a specific brand without getting paid
Get a real job barkeep, then you'll earn the right to complain
>>70879326
>whatever's on tap
>>70879326
As a bartender, I've had this happen and I just look at the customer like he's a fucking moron.
>>70879674
>two characters walk into bar
>one is depressed and the other is trying to cheer him up
>bartender asks what they want
>1st guy: ''I'll have orange juice''
>2nd guy: ''He'll have a scotch''
>it's the "if they do it you'll call them cucks for putting in product placement" episode.
