I'll start, it's Room.
>pic related
Attack of the clones
Event Horizon
fuck you, that one second doesn't make up for the rest.
Uwe Boll's House of the Dead.
Honestly I enjoyed it a lot because I watched it with some buddies and we laughed the whole way through.
10/10 would watch again
>>70875999
DELET THISSSS
Transformers 2 or Jurassic World. Cannot for the life of me understand how anyone can defend either.
>>70875801
Avatar, so much hype for fucking overrated 3D CGI
>>70875801
Movies like ROOM don't really count. That's like asking "who's the dumbest person you've ever met" and you picked your neighbors retard child.
It only counts as a truly bad film if the movie is legit with people of professional talent involved and where a studio had enough faith in it by giving it an absurd budget to make the damn shit.
Like The Last Airbender.
or any Zack Snyder film.
>>70876063
>tfw ethics teacher in 10th grade was so hyped that he pre ordered bluray copy and made us watch it with him
This fucking masterpiece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2jBDVs_LOo
>>70875918
whaaaa???
I mean everyone is entitled to their opinion, but EV is the worst?
I just found out a post I made got lifted for /r/4chan. I'm beside myself right now. I feel so violated. Like my intellectual property was RAPED by some filthy crossposting redditor so he could display it like a trophy.
Why would a just and caring God let reddit exist?
I'll list a few (the ones that made me physically angry)
Dogville
Hugo
Zombieland
Minority Report
12 Monkeys
The Brothers Grimm
Manchurian Candidate remake with Denzel
>>70875801
wait wait, room or the room? Two very different movies.
MacGruber or Sucker Punch
>>70875801
Carrie and Kick-Ass
Ignoring all the low profile garbage out there
>>70875915
Vampire Academy
Excruciating to watch
Dragonball Evolution, it was both disappointing and fucking terrible
>>70876429
>Sucker Punch
plebeian detected
>>70877189
it's fucking trash. a rock bottom low for snyder after his 300 high
I walked out of Sahara, it's the only movie I've ever walked out on to datewould have left Avatar but my friend drove
the new new testament
i fucking hated that piece of shit
A film so bad it landed the director in jail.
>>70875999
He's not even holding a sniper.
>>70877320
Maximum pleb
>>70876138
>I will never play with that cat
>he will never threaten to cut me with his knife if I stop patting him
>>70877392
explain
>>70875999
>Seagal AND Van Dam
Holy shit is this even legal?
Sisters is the worst movie I have ever seen, and I can't believe that after seeing it, the studio went ahead with releasing that abomination on the public at large.
I was violently angry that I could never regain the time I lost watching that bullshit.
>>70876042
Transformers 2 is easy to defend because:
>NOT NOW WE'RE ON THE PLANE YOU DUMB ASS
>>70875801
Room was boring as hell, but far from terrible. It's a chick flick, all about rape and abuse and taking care of "Muh Baby"
>>70876114
I agree. Shitty low-budget movies still have their charm while The Last Airbender cost 150 million and is the most excruciating movie I've ever sat through. Shammalman should get some kind of award for making such shit out of what I assume to be awesome source material
The Boy in the Striped Pajamas. It fails so painfully at everything it tries to do, and relies on the crutch of killing a couple of kids in a gas chamber as a last-ditch tearjerker to try to get people to enjoy this shitty fucking movie. Worst part is, for a lot of people, it worked. Sure, movies like The Room are bad, but it's clearly just made by a guy who has no idea how to make a filmplus it has ironic entertainment value. TBITSP is offensively hack-y.
Pic fucking related. Got roped into going and seeing this with a girl I was dating that was into horses.
>never left your gf pick the movies
>never date a girl that is into horses
>>70875999
>van dam
every time
>>70877920
>let girl pick movie
>it's always some shit she KNOWS you'll hate and picks anyway, instead of something she likes that you could both mutually enjoy
what the fuck is wrong with women?
>>70876307
This list must be bait. There is no other explanation. Plebs love Zombieland and anyone with taste likes Dogville, the most accessible von Trier.
>>70877920
worst possible taste. you fucked up, bro. Girl was wife material.
>>70876317
It's okay....
>>70875801
Pic related
I can never really recall being offended by a movie, except this one.
Just horrible, pretty sure I have seen worse since but was probably too drunk to remember.
>>70875918
To each his own
Only movie I ever walked out on.
>>70876504
Carrie? The De Palma feature starring Sissy and Piper Laurie??? Even if you didn't like the film, there's lots to admire.
>>70877999
damnit drunk, wasted trips.
whatever, it is ultraviolet. still would have been wasted
>>70877960
>>70876307
The intro to Zombieland was GOAT because of For Whom The Bell Tolls
>>70877472
It's not that van dam
>>70878004
You're fucking retarded to pay to see that in the first place
Epic Movie
>>70878081
I have a thing for monster movies.
>>70878047
>Metallica fan
You have to be 18+ to post here
>>70877960
I assure you it's not bait
Malibu's Most Wanted
>>70878128
>dadrock
>underage
Chose one. You can't call it both.
>>70877450
The director was found guilty of a £1.5 million tax fraud involving inflating the values of invoices for his projects including this film.
Probably done so he could give the money to the large cast of mostly washed up B listers.
Similar to the Adam Sandler method of budget inflation as a way to give your buddies quick and easy cash.
Only without a major company backing him and being the no name hack that he is, Richard Driscoll got caught and actually found guilty in a court of law.
I don't know if he is out of jail yet or what his working status is, I am not even sure what name he goes by now.
Sometimes it was Richard Driscoll, sometimes it was Steven Craine and there's even a listing on imdb of him using Craine Stevens. So god knows if we'll ever seem more of his work.
Either way Eldorado is worse than you can ever imagine and makes the rest of this thread look like true gems of artistic integrity and technical proficiency. (yeah even the room)
Also no lying this is the actual cast
>>70878145
>metallica
>dadrock
You arent even trying to hide the fact youre underage
>>70878145
Thanks for proving my point mods have been notified
>>70878157
>Peter O'Toole
>B-lister
>>70878195
I see "dadrock" more than I see anyone calling Metallica fans underage. If anything, you're acting suspicious yourself.I'm 26
>>70878235
>mostly washed up B listers
>mostly
Worst yet most hilarious movie I have ever seen.
All the /pol/ and /tv/ memes were too good.
That ending tho.
>>70878195
>>70878229
Samefag
This, without a doubt.
>>70878295
>british ''''''''''''''''''''''humor''''''''''''''''''''''''
This movie called "Feed"
about this guy that kidnaps girls, and force feeds them food / liquid fat from the other girls.
has webcams set up and streams the whole thing live while people place bets on when she's going to die.
then he liquefies her fat to feed the next girl he kidnaps.
>>70878252
>>70878023
I'm not him, but I feel like he's talking about the 2013 version since both movies he listed star Chloe Grace Moretz (remember, there are at least EIGHT Stephen King-approved versions of that story). The first Carrie is a movie I love, but it does have some rough flaws.
Pic related is easily one of the worst films I have ever witnessed (Anon reminded me of it) even without comparing it to the original.
>the writing
>the acting
>the directing
>OH LORD THE DIRECTING
special effects were actually kind of cool
>the blatant disregard of the lesson the story should teach
>>70877525
thank god i stopped watching it after 15 mins. I was getting angry at how none of the jokes made any sense.
Sphere
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0pP66O9VN0
>>70876504
>>70877525
So much De Palma hate in here, the fuck?
>>70879496
There is so much ineptitude on display in this that it's mind-boggling. I definitely wouldn't say it's the worst I've seen but boy was it ever shockingly bad.
Munich
It was the most boring peice of shit ever. felt like the longest movie in existance
>>70879948
This meant for >>70879584
>>70876307
>12 monkeys
for what reason?
watched this 2 days ago
i don't know how and why i finished it
has anyone else watched it?
>>70877957
It's a test of love, why can you read her properly?
[your favorite movie]
I've seen worse movies from a technical perspective, but no movie has made me angry and upset like this piece of shit.
I wouldn't care if it was called something other than Die Hard, but it is, and I hate almost everything about it.
>>70880172
that one was the best out of the die hard series though
cabin in the woods
>>70876114
Jupiter Ascending is easily the worst movie I've ever seen, it's the only movie I have ever walked out of.
>>70880228
>>70880058
>I'm going to defiantly drink a Mr. Pibb! Whaddya think of THAT, Coldyron!?
>>70880058
Once you go red..heh hah... you nevah get outta bed.
>>70880692
>>70880708
The correct answer
for a shit thread.
