How does a non jew German with no family in the industry break into Hollywood?
>>70875519
Be incredibly handsome
But he's a potatonig.
Hibernians.
He's an immensely talented actor who's very handsome
It's not all corruption all the time you know
He has a huge dick
His family is rich
So they can use him for anti-german propaganda movies as happened in basterds
Have you seen the size of his peen, familam?!
>>70875519
bryan singer likes big dick. I assume his other roles had something to do
>>70875519
By playing an evil slave owner.
>>70875657
>>70875703
>big dick
kek he's got a little wiener, if anything he sucked dicks, lots of them
>>70875519
t. Irish Government AdministratorNot Joking either, Irish state set up Irish people in America all the time, how do you think Colin Farrell became an actor?
He's a 10/10.
>>70875605
it's all that fassbook money
He had some luck, that's for sure.
First role is 300, somehow a massive success. Gets immediately offered the lead in a Steve McQueen historical drama (Hunger) solidying him as an "actor." Then blasted into mainstream with Quentin Tarantino's casting him in Inglorious Basterds. That was 2007, 2008 and 2009, his first three years as an actor.
>it's another personal cult thread
>probably viral marketers are at work
how do i get auditions without an agent sub question how do i get an agent
>>70875519
WASH YOUR PISS STAINED TEETH YOU UGLY PERIOD BEARDED FAGWHORE
Talent
How do I become like him? Do I need to take acting classes?
>>70876824
>>70876824
You need to have superior germanic genetics first of all
>>70876909
Yea I'm better looking than him but I have never acted before.
>>70875519
He threatened them with ovens
>>70875519
> Thou spake as if beset with much surprise.
> Thine MacBeth, acquitted of all cynicism of aged men
> must take thine slight as a not a slight in truth.
> For 'tis not indeed the weird sisters who spake upon Duncan and I
> whence the battle was won and lost and amidst salt and smoke,
> That Thine MacBeth, Hence: Thane of Universal, Thane of Warner shall rule
> as no less than King of both?
>>70876977
Don't expect just looks to carry you that only works for women
>>70877149
Thanks bro I will remember that
Band of Brothers.
By being a paddy
>>70877298
fucking leprechauns
>>70877298
>tfw I'm a quarter paddy
W-will my Hibernian genes try and ruin people's lives at some point?
>>70875519
Only "white" American actors are Jewish. Most foreign Caucasian actors are whites from Canada, the UK, or Australia.
Fassbender wento acting school in the UK.
>>70877413
Sorry bud, must be at least half Irish for the powers to kick in.
As for ruining peoples lives, being a quadrooney only ruins your own
Source: I'm a fully fledged prince of the potato people
>>70875519
1. Be sexy.
2. Be a good actor.
by being born in the top 1% of human attractiveness
>>70877298
>tfw half German half Irish
I'm destined for terrible things pls stop me
he's really good looking and a great actor that is likable outside of films.
>>70875519
Looks potato, are his Irish genes kicking in?
>>70876339
Always leave out the stage acting. He got offered prestigeous roles because he had a huge following from the stage.
He, Cumberbatch, Hiddelston, Redmayne, McGregor. Did their time.
>>70877298
>half irish
>didn't know I had my very own heritage network to take advantage of
guess my dreams of being a director in Hollywood aren't so dead after all
brb legally changing my name to Alan Ludden
>>70877681
Well hello, my kraut-mick friend.
