What the fuck was George thinking?
>>70875394
To show how evil Darth Vader was.
>>70875394
>>70875394
He was a good friend.
Luke, this is your Father's lightsaber. He used it to kill 30 children. He wanted you to have it.
>>70875474
What game is this?
>>70875394
What? It's a good scene. You know he didn't actually kill those kids, films are fictional.
I knowshocking
>>70875394
"From my point of view the jedi are evil"
>Just murdered children
>Responsible for the death of thousands
>Was freed as a child slave by jedi in the first place
What a fucking cunt.
>>70875608
It's a mod for Jedi Outcast II Jedi Academy
Great game
>tfw you will never fuck prime carrie
>>70875608
>It's a good scene.
>>70875394
My favorite scene from the entire saga tbqh
Episode III is apex starkino
>>70875860
ow the edge yadda yadda
>>70875474
holy fuck that was funny
It was a great scene to show that Anakin's evil now
Watch out for that vicious bounty hunter Boba Fett, Luke. Did I ever tell you I fought his dad? He was hired to assassinate a senator me and your father were guarding. We kept bringing her around open windows and public areas in order to draw the would-be assassin out because we knew he had too much pride to just shoot her from long range. He had used his payment to hire another bounty hunter to kill the senator for him while he sent us on a wild bantha chase. Also the 2nd assassin used her payment to buy a robot to assassinate the senator for her. Did I mention the 2nd assassin was a shapeshifter? She could have been a good friend in disguise and just shot the senator for all we knew! Then the robot used its payment to buy poisonous bugs to release into the senator's room while she slept after lasering a hole through the window. It could have just lasered her too after that because we we weren't watching her at all, but it already bought the bugs. So we sense the hostile life forms (not the robot) in the room and rush in and save the senator in the nick of time! Then I jumped out the window to chase the robot back to its owner! Luckily it didn't have a self-destruct function. Then we found the 2nd assassin and chased her across the planet, and caught her when she tried to kill us instead of shapeshifting and escaping. But to our surprise, Jango Fett was watching the whole thing instead of going to kill the senator while we were away chasing the bugs chasing the robot chasing the shapeshifter. He shot her with a poisonous dart instead of sniper blaster, and only her instead of shooting all of us or blowing all of us with a rocket or something, then he escaped with his tiny jetpack. Luckily for the senator, my good friend Dexterr Jettster owned a 50s dinner on Courscant that had Republic secrets on the menu along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes. We found the assassin and Mace Window killed him later, right in front of Boba. And he was a good friend.
>>70875608
>>70876341
It's dogshit
>>70875733
>freed
He was as much a slave to the Jedi as he was to Watto. The Jedi are a creepy cult
>>70875815
>he doesn't like grannies
Prime Carrie is now in 2016
children die in war , if you start a war you kill kids.
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
>>70875474
>>70876764
I don't know why you posted a Punisher picture with that quote, some elaborate ruse?
>>70875394
Order 66 is probably the most compelling scene in the whole prequel trilogy.
Which is to say it's really the only place we see some actual acting, and it's really still just not that great.
It's still hardly the first thing you should pick out to mock in the prequels, though.
>>70875733
>>70876341
From his point of view, he was sparing the children from a life of hurt.
If you had the opportunity to kill baby Hitler wouldn't you do the same?
>>70876804
I had a gay man offer me sex once, pussied out tho, probably could've made money off him.
>>70876764
Spoken like a true coward
>>70877164
Fuck no
tfw /tv/ makes the prequels look comfy as fuck even though we all know they're terrible
>>70877284
The prequels are actually really good, everyone just parrots RLM trying to seem smart
>>70877543
I finished rewatching them recently, i still don't like them
>>70877543
as opposed to parroting /tv/ trying to seem redpilled.
Fuck off, only good thing about them is music and sound design, you asshat secret club cockswallow.
>>70877881
Are you calling me a faggot?
>>70875394
>What the fuck was George thinking?
"This film is too dark, let's throw in some humor"
>>70877962
>"This film is too dark, let's throw in some humor"
You think that's a joke, but it's true. Lucas claims that THX-1138 is filled to the brim with humor especially when the mecha-cops are beating and cattleprodding people.
>>70876848
>>70878041
>it's a funnier character than we ever had before
ITS OVER ANAKIN... I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
JJ Abrams needs to go fix the prequel trilogy
>>70875446
So he has a child mind
>>70877164
Are you comparing Jedi to Hitler?
>>70877543
>The prequels are actually really good,
Autist detected.
>>70875474
>>70876848
>this is literally how sandy hook went
>>70875547
From a certain point of view.
What was his fucking problem?
>>70877164
I'd go back a year earlier and knee his father in the balls really hard
>>70875394
sometimes kids gotta die
>>70875394
>George
>thinking
Pick one
>>70876554
Well when you put it that way...
>>70876554
Kek.
>>70876554
needs an ending, just stops othe r then that top post 10/10 would read again
>>70880348
>>70880436
>>70880493
>first time reading
fuck off normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70877080
>children die in war
then frank murderers the fuck out the kiddie killers
>>70880511
end yourself fgt
post pic wit TS
>>70880553
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>>70880553
just google the text
>>70876554
>Luckily for the senator, my good friend Dexterr Jettster owned a 50s dinner on Courscant that had Republic secrets on the menu along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes
>>70875815
Wasn't it confirmed that she fucked the cast and like a lot of extras or was it people at cons?
God fucking dammit, imagine doing coke with and then fucking the shit out of prime Carrie Fisher, I think I might kill myself tonight.
>>70880690
never saw that pasta b4
>fuckmeright.jpg
>>70875815
Luke was the better looking twin desu senpai
>choosing to not let your own son die suddenly makes up for years of slaughtering countless innocent men, women, and children
Anakin's "redemption" is a fucking joke.
>>70881281
>he killed palp
but death star would have blown up anyway.
so yea it's fucking stupid
>>70881318
He only worked up the balls to kill Sheev because he was electrocuting Luke. And it took like 5 damn minutes for him to finally do it.
>>70880655
Is there a star wars version of this?
>>70876554
also, the poisonous dart was the only thing in the world that could lead them to Kamino
normally i would say it's a lazy plot device, but the whole scene is so unnecessarily retarded that it isn't worth the analysis
![1456205696820[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3ytlXg8.jpg "1456205696820[1].jpg")
>He was the best star pilot in the galaxy.... and a cunning warrior. He once for his arm cut off because he spread himself like a star fish in the middle of a sword fight. I couldn't help him because I got my shoulder and thigh winged. He was a good friend.
>>70875394
I'm a person, OP, and my name is Anakin.
>>70876554
Did I mention that the Bounty Hunter was the cloning template for our entire clone army that a mysterious person had ordered for us, and that he was also working for Count Dooku, who had turned to the Dark Side and who warned us that a member of our own Senate was same the Sith Lord who had been clouding our powers but we didn't listen and trusted the Jango Soldiers with our lives regardless?
Did I mention that at the first chance I get I'm going to commit suicide by cop?
Luke?
>>70877881
Ship design, world design, creature design.
The scaffolding of the backstory (maybe not the execution) is MUCH deeper than the original SW, and some of the performances are awesome.
>>70876554
When written out... wow. At no point over the process of writing, reviewing, editing, preparing to film, or filming did anyone stop and think how awful any of this sounds? Did Lucas literally just write whatever was on his mind at the moment and never look back over his work? Constructive criticism is a good friend.
Looks like they had a good time filming it. And I'm sure Lucas made a lot of money. So it all worked out I guess.
>>70875394
>>70877164
>If you had the opportunity to kill baby Hitler wouldn't you do the same?
No,just go help him finish gradeschool so he could had studied architecture in Vienna
>>70877164
>2016
>Not realising the National Socialists were the good guys
Just look at the nightmarish modern world for all the proof you need. Victors write the history.
>>70875676
>>70884779
is this loss?
>>70880848
She only said that she loved fucking the nerdy fanboys and that nerds were the best lovers.
In the 90s she also complained that George only let her get into a bikini by ROTJ.
NOW she says she was literally enslaved and forced to do this by George.
>>70877164
>If you had the opportunity to kill baby Hitler wouldn't you do the same?
0 to Nazi in 29 posts.
>>70875394
I think that the kid shown most prominently looks like Anakin when he was a boy is pretty telling. He's symbolically snuffing out his own childlike innocence and goodness by murdering that boy. In a better film, this could have been a pretty poignant moment.
>>70880655
Wow, get a life, nerd, or actually join the military instead of bragging about your non-existent achievements.
>>70875394
>I sure hope no one shoots up an elementary school in a few years, this might look bad in retrospect
>>70877259
Typed like a true retard
>>70875474
>kids react to order 66
>>70875394
This is where my crush for anakin started :3 .
>>70875394
It's ok Anakin was right,children are annoying,kill them all its fine .
>muh children
It's just small assholes who haven't learned yet proper education.
I truely...deeply...love you.
>>70886820
can someone shop cia in the background?
>>70886990
how fucking new are you, faggot?
>>70875770
Kek
>>70890979
I WANNA STAND WITH YOU ON A MOUNTAIN
>>70876804
"master sidious, this, are you sure this is advanced sith training"
"QUIET young apprentice, you do not know the true power of the force! now put on that gimp suit, er I mean, LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEM. and dont you dare take it off"
He thought everyone hated episode 1 because everyone must hate kids. So he had some good 'ol child murder.
>>70877164
no he didnt, he did because he was willing to do anything so that padme wouldnt die. if obeying horrible orders was what it took to achieve saving padme then so be it
>>70884669
he was surrounded by yes men
"hey I think we should have the enemy be droids who are compeltely useless and make weird jokes"
"GEORGE YOU ARE A GENIUS HAHA YOURE SO AWESOME!"
"we're gonna make c3po be made by darth vader"
"HOLY SHIT SUCH AN AMAZING LE TWIST XD THE AUDIENCE WILL LOVE IT GEORGE!"
watch any archive footage of george discussing the story in meetings and they literally bow down to everything he says without any critique
>An excerpt from "Revenge of the Sith: What Should Have Been"
"Who could have killed all these younglings?" Obi Won says to himself as suddenly someone slowly walks into the light who had been hiding in the shadows.
"JAR JAR!" Obi Won shouts out, suddenly stopping dead in his tracks as he notices a lightsaber in Jar Jar's hand.
Jar Jar: "Anakin's path to the dark side is almost complete". Oh the fool that you have been, entirely not realizing I have been infiltrating your senate the entire time I had been in your presence."
Jar Jar wipes blood from his lips. "I have tasted your Jedi comrades, and now it is time to taste you!"
Obi Won and Jar Jar begin to duel; as Jar Jar pulls out his red lightsaber. Eventually Obi Won chops off Jar Jar's head - letting out a massive yell before continuing on his search to find survivors.
>>70886658
Nightmarish. For (you). I like it just fine. Watching former colonial empires and the US fall to dindus and sandies is just delish pottery.
>>70891891
The funny thing is, any time someone contradicted him on something (like Christopher Lee refusing to have Count Dooku beg for his life), he would usually agree to it.
>>70875815
Damn Inny belly buttons are so hot on toned stomachs.
>>70890335
>crushing on literally the worst Star Wars boy
>>70877543
Ep.1 isn't great, but has its moments,
Ep.2 is pure shit for the most part, but also has a couple of good parts (anakin murdering sandpeople, the arena scene.)
Ep. 3 is pure kino.
>>70877164
I would advise him to stall the war and not attack Russia until he develops nuclear weapons, then conquer the world.
>>70875474
>>70892811
>50years too early :(
>>70884779
le geek humor, hilarious
>>70892723
Couldn't be any more wrong. 3 is as shit as 2. 1 is the only good prequel. You'll know this once you stop playing videogames and go out for once.
>>70881177
triples of truth.
>>70894219
>I'm on 4chan right now.. bu-bu-but, I'm superior to you losers! Haha... ha, I'm normally banging 3 chicks! This is just down time hahaha lol. Squares.
>>70878496
They are children's movies.
>>70875474
>Lil sabers
>>70880162
I think its a testament to george and the scene that when sandy hook happened they didn't think of their friends or relatibee they tgought of a mutherfucking star wars scene.
Doubt ep 7-9 will evoke sinilar feels
>>70875770
He could even stop the communcations he cared about from disrupting.
>>70886990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FopyRHHlt3M
