RAVENCLAW HAS NOT ONLY WON THE HOUSE CUP BUT ITS STUDENTS HAVE EXCELLED IN EVERY SUBJECT AND THEIR EXTRA CURRICULAR ACTIVITIES + FUNDRAISING HAVE DONE SO MUCH FOR SO MANY PEOPLE.... HOWEVER...
>>70866764
>saves whole world
>doesn't get bonus points
Now that would be fucking stupid
>It's a Dumbeldore Posting episode
>>70866789
>saves whole world
>doesn't even get a cash reward of $10,000 American dollars
For willingly presenting me with his sweet, sweet boypussy and comforting me in my old age, I award one thousand points to Draco Malfoy.
But because he is a filthy Slytherin I think we can all agree Gryffindor deserves those points more.
Congratulation Gryffindor
IN SECOND PLACE GRYFFINDOR WITH 400 POINTS
AND IN FIRST PLACE SLYTHERIN WINS WITH 500 HUNDRED POINTS
*SLYTHERIN BEGINS CELEBRATING*
HOWEVER...
FUCK SLYTHERIN 101 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!
>let's create a house specifically for "evil" students since we can totally tell what kind of person they are going to be at the age of 11
>let's constantly belittle them for being Slytherins because some assholes once were Slytherins as well so that means each and every one of them is literally Hitler
>let's put their common room in a fucking dungeon
And then they are surprised the Slytherins grow up to be dicks. I get that Slytherin was about ambition and success at all costs, but they were simply viewed as just evil in the books.
Remember /tv/
Only you can save our board from the poopskin /v/witter cancer.
https://twitter.com/herssoncruz/status/741817818975342592
>>70868001
that's because rowling is a shit writer and a terrible person
>>70868188
t-bh i dont even care enough about this cesspool to actively do anything to "save" /tv/(also shit like that never works). best thing to do is to leave the board, do other stuff and come back in half a year or so.
HOWEVER...
you, dragon malfoy, were in one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>Not trying to get the least amount of points, possibly even negative points.
These fucking kids, man.
Way to serious.
>>70868584
That would be hilarious
>Get everyone in the house to cause mischief
>Whenever asked something in class give a really stupid answer
>Stay out late and get caught on purpose
>Smoking fat doobies with Hagrid and coming back into the castle smelling like shit and weed
And it has to be Hufflepuff or no deal.
>>70868491
>The Harry Potter series
What did Dumbledore mean by this?
Why is Stephen King reviewing the boy wizard, Harry Potter?
Who is this Rowling character that Dumbledore speaks of? They aren't mentioned anywhere except for this speech.
>>70868451
>do other stuff and come back in half a year or so.
So you can make it more like your home board?
>>70867226
Dumbledore pocketed all that for himself and got it converted to guineas or whatever the fuck the wizard currency was.
>>70868001
The Slytherin common room was fucking nice, though. Also some weird stuff comes up if you google "Slytherin Common Room"
>>70867226
It's not even in Murica you fucking retard
>>70868704
>starring Seth Rogan
>>70868922
The whole school looks super comfy. They did a good job with Hogwarts
>>70868999
>Seth Rogen portraying a 16 y/o
>>70868188
who gives a shit?
>>70868922
Looks damp and cold, fuck that I'd rather stay in Hufflepuffs common room next to the kitchen and have Elf slaves bring me food.
>You will never be a shy Hufflepuff in a secret gentle femdom relationship with an outgoing Slytherin
jdimsa
>>70869068
Not you redditors that came here after seeing epic caps of baneposting on facebook thats for sure
>>70868704
The trick is to be as anoying as possible without getting kicked out of Hogwards
>>70869091
>you'll never have an invisibility cloak and roam the halls jerking off over all the cute girls
>you'll never hear a Slytherin scream with disgust as she slips in a puddle of your semen
>>70869038
Fund it
>>70869070
For a tolerant house of hardworkers and wizard labourers, Hufflepuff certainly has no qualms utilizing elf slavery more than the other houses.
Not even Slytherin was as indulgent.
dude what
>>70869169
Imagine the look of disgust on some pure blood's snooty face
this dumbledore meme is the funniest shit /tv/ has come up with in a while
>>70869169
Having the invisibility cloak would be fucking sweet my man.
>Following girls into the restrooms
>Blowing loads on their skirts
>Rubbing your cock on their faces as they sleep
>If they wake up from the frottage its as if you were never there, but you are watching from the corner
>>70869253
Elves are below dogs, honestly. Disgusting things, they should be glad they're even allowed to serve us as slaves.
>>70869340
HOWEVER..
>>70869340
Not at all
Even this image is quote unquote "funnier" than this ""meme"", /v/
>>70868001
Professor slughorn seems like more fair representation of a Slytherin to me. Brilliant, charming, highly self centered and driven to be seen as successful. not evil, but morally flexible when the reward is great enough.
>>70869495
did you draw that? because im afraid it isn't funny at all
And for being little shits, five hundred points from Slytherin
>>70869529
Those traits could also be very Griffindor, though.
>>70869495
You shouldn't really be with someone if you think their hobbies are stupid and tell them so to their face.
>>70866764
BECAUSE HARRY POTTER IS A MEMBER OF GRYFFINDOR AND NOT RAVENCLAW I THINK ITS RIGHT TO GIVE HIM A COUPLE THOUSAND BONUS POINTS
CONGRATS HARRY AND HOUSE GRYFFINDOR
>>70869539
Please delete this.
>>70869580
I agree. The fundamental difference between them is selfishness vs selflessness
It would've been better if the main characters were in different houses instead of making Gryffindor the good guys, Slytherin the evil guys and Hufflepuff/Ravenclaw irrelevant.
>>70869643
Agreed. Then each house would have been more deeply explored.
>>70869643
I'm guessing that's what they're gonna aim for in the reboot.
>>70869643
Maybe you should read actual childrens literature instead of books if you want something good
>>70869643
iirc the original plan was to have Ron in Gryffindor, Hermoine in Ravenclaw and Harry in Slytherin. With Neville as a fourth member in Hufflepuff.
But Rowling was unable to make it work so she just put all of them in Gryffindor
>>70869748
I took an english course about childrens literature in university. The first book actual fits the mold perfectly for what is considered classical Victorian childrens literature.
>>70866764
HOWEVER WOT?
I SWER U ARE ONE CHEEKY CUNT MATE, SAY IT TO MY FACE AND NOT ONLINE AND WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. I SWER 2 CHRIST I'LL HOOK YOU IN THE GABBA. YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR MOUTH OR IM CALLING ME HOMEBOYS RITE NOW PREPARIN FOR A PROPER RUMBLE. THA RUMBLE THATLL MAKE YOUR NAN SORE JUS HEARIN BOUT IT. YER IN PROPER MESS YA NOB HEAD.
>>70868001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9n9wswKMec
>>70869412
reported to spew
i keep reading those threads hearing his voice
is there even a prize for winning the house cup
>>70869270
Man I'd lick her butt
>>70869937
You get to keep the house cup in your common room for a year
>>70869353
You might be able to pull that off with the freshmen, maybe up to third year. Try it with someone older and you'll get you ass hexed. Also, male students are not allowed in the women dorms.
>>70869937
The house that wins gets their banners hung in the main hall all year.
Wasn't pic related one of the best in his school, though?
>>70869829
underrated toast
>>70870042
Obviously not better at dueling than harry
fucking ate it immediately
Harry also death cucked him by fucking his sideways pussy
>>70868001
Keeping the Slytherin house didn't make sense from the start, considering what kind of a person it's founder was and what kind of ideals he promoted, he literally left the school saying he left a monster inside it who will kill mudboolds one day
It's like germany keeping statues of Hitler and other nazi symbols after ww2.
>>70870042
Could've been in literally any house really. Isn't he the only Hufflepuff of significance in the entire story too?
>>70869822
Is this a joke? Why is it considered trash among real scholars then?
>>70870078
>fucking ate it immediately
And against bloody Pettigrew.
funnily enough, doesn't the actor portraying Draco Malfoy have more success in Hollywood than Harry's and Ron's actors?
It's like choosing the right house, ambition and desire for success over bravery and honour, lead to better future employment prospects
>>70868001
They were more just upper class kids in a frat. Obviously they are a comment on people at the top of the british caste system. You need the rich kids. Half the reason Harry was a prime canidate was that he was technically rich as fuck and his dad was a pure blood so he had a pure blood last name.
>>70870010
>>70870035
So it's basically nothing?
Wow.
>>70870107
There are also the Lockhart fanboy that got snek'd in year 2, the Ernie guy that talked shit about Harry in every year and Zacharias Smith who was a twat.
>>70868001
You realize the houses were originally started by the people they're named after right? Hogwarts was originally 4 great wizards and witches who came together to form a school. Salazar Slytherin was a magic supremacist and only took purebloods with promising talent and ambition.
Slytherin eventually left Hogwarts but the other 3 kept his house and preserved his intentions for it out of respect for him.
>>70866764
HOWEVER I WILL NOW COME UP WITH BULLSHIT POINT AWARDS REGARDING CIRCUMSTANCES THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE REGULAR SCHOOL YEAR
>>70870229
What else do you want? Maybe I'm out of touch with school competitions, what do kids get if they win nowadays?
>>70870162
Who gives a shit about what a bunch of useless and unemployable academics have to say?
>>70870162
Because it's not 100+ years old.
>>70870181
Why did Dumbledore and Harry keep telling everyone that Voldemort was the one that killed Cedric?
SLYTHERIN WINS!
HOWEVER..
GRYFFINDOR GETS 5000 POINTS BECAUSE... FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY
>>70870162
No joke. Childrens literature was pretty much non existent until Victorian times and the industrial revolution. The stories that evolved all had the same pattern, the first Potter book fits it to a tee. You can google the details if you're really interested. The first book is the only one that really follows the formula.
As for why it's considered trash by real scholars, it might be because only the first book really adhered to the traditional formula, which is why it might be considered good. Even then it didn't bring anything new to the genre. Literary scholars might just dislike the fact that it is in all sense a childrens book, but the series gained a large adult following who believe they are actually reading great prose and storytelling, when they are literally holding a book meant for children in such high regard.
>>70870369
He acted on Voldy's orders, it was like
>Yo, wormtail, body that fool
And he did it, the absolute mad man
>>70870296
a blowjob from the principal
Hogwarts had a population of 1000 pupils
4 houses
250 kids per house
Commons rooms can hold no more than 8 main characters at any one time.
BRAVO JK ROWLING!
>>70870369
Would you want everyone to know the best student in your school got destroyed by fucking Pettigrew? You'd lose all your funding right there.
>>70870296
Pizza, ice cream, candy, small toys.
>>70870369
Because they have an agenda.
>>70870229
You get to talk shit all year about how your team is reigning cup champions
>>70870434
It's almost like people enjoy reading fun stories and don't have any academic appreciation for literature, making scholarly opinion on the matter pretty much worthless.
>>70868704
>ywn smoke fat magic-herb doobies with hagrid
you've made me sad
>>70870229
Bragging rights. Probably meant a lot more to the founders since they were more competitive with each other.
>>70870440
Not to mention that Dumbledore wanted to use Cedric's death as propaganda so everyone would believe that Voldemort was back.
The story isn't as effective if they have to mention that Cedric got killed by one of Voldy's lackeys, who is supposed to be a dead wizard hero.
>>70870519
I was just throwing ideas out there. I only had to read the first book for the course. After it was done I ended up reading all of them because I was enjoying them to some extent. I like the earlier movies as well, that's why I'm in this thread.
>ywn open a magic portal and fuck yourself in the ass
Feels bad man
>>70870434
Yep
>make relatable paradigms to childrens lives in the book
>it's a harry's first day of school episode
>it's a harry feels isolated episode
>it's a harry has to study for an impossible test episode
>it's a harry feels mistreated at home episode
>it's a one of my teachers is mean episode
>it's a older people have control over me episode
>it's a I have a bully episode
>it's a people won't believe me episode
Maze runner and cirque du freak and all of them follow these same guidelines. All you have to do is make a parallel to coming of age issues with harder shit than real life so kids feel like they don't have it so hard but relate to the characters.
>>70870439
Dude, there's like 200 adult wizards total.
>>70870229
I remember when /v/ scraped by to win against reddit in Tribes. There was no prize, but it was worth it.
>tfw have giantess fetish
>tfw imagine Hagrid's dad fucking his mother
>>70869412
Go to bed Draco.
>>70869829
>rumble
>not ruck
Good effort, yank.
>>70870709
T H I C C
>>70870229
When the students get older it seems that they stop giving a shit about it. Seems more of an incentive to make the first years behave and study hard.
>>70868922
>fireplace
>underwater
>>70870296
schools have pretty much taken away any sort of reward system or any competition at all
>>70870572
>You will never pick dank cannabis sativa buds straight off the plant and rip doobers with prof sprout in the off limits greenhouse after lights out
>>70870895
>you will never be neville copping that sweet old witch poon
>>70870885
No wonder kids are so lazy and entitled these days. They get a prize even if they fail.
whats the point in all these dumbledore threads? There wasn't any a couple of weeks ago.
>>70870198
>funnily enough, doesn't the actor portraying Draco Malfoy have more success in Hollywood than Harry's and Ron's actors?
Rupert doesn't give a fuck, he spends all his days giving free ice cream out to kids.
>halfway through the year, Luna begins to wonder why she's growing bald
>>70869756
But Harry isn't ambitious at all. He's lazy as fuck (one of his more annoying characteristics, especially book 6-7 where he's being a Chad playing quidditch and pretending to be normal compared to Voldemort, Snape, and his dad who were all creating their own cool magic by his age and even becoming immortal [and in James' case doing the whole quidditch thing too, so that's no excuse for Harry])
>>70870947
And banging nerdy chicks the day they turn 18
>>70870965
luna is my favourite girl, u got anymore of this
>>70870935
>You will never pluck hairs from the hottest girls in school, make a polyjuice potion and do all sorts of fucked up shit
>>70870972
That's because Hermione is a crutch. If it wasn't for her he would have developed more.
Plus he's already ritch and famous, and he has a natural dueling talent, why would he care? All he really has to do is out chad voldemort.
>>70870198
Rupert Grint has probably had the best career in terms of actually making decent films. And short of going on a month-long Vegas binge, it's not like he's ever gonna need money again.
>>70870202
No, It wanted to put him in slytherin because he had a piece of voldemort's soul in him you dumb-dumb. He was a horcrux the whole time.
>>70870937
They are an attempt of making HP threads without them getting deleted
>>70871034
Fuark!! I like the way you think.
>>70870965
So let's say you got your hands on some Luna Polyjuice potion. Do you drink it yourself, or do you have one of your friends drink it so the rest of your group can gangbang her?
>>70871034
Oh man, the blackmail potential. Pose for photos as a chick, blackmail her into fucking you.
Oh man, the cucking potential. Pluck a dudes hair, be him, fuck his gf.
At that point you could just use the mind control curse and memory charm though.
>>70870996
Reverse image search brah
http://hansschuman.blog.cz/galerie/evanna-lynch-sexy-photos-18
>>70868199
Rowling is a lib so she sees nothing wrong with identity politics which the sorting hat personifies.
>>70871065
He was also desperate to prove himself and an upper caste chad.
>>70870895
>you will never have astronomy class every wednesday at midnight and smoke a fat blunt on the way up to the astronomy tower and then learn about the stars
>>70871091
You mean pluck hair from Chad's gf and have him ravage you all night
>>70871091
You'd think rape would be a lot more of a problem. On the other hand though it'd be less of a big deal.
>tap wand on tummy, no more pregnancy
>tap it twice, hymen repaired
>use magic to erase all memory of it from your mind, so no trauma
All better.
>>70871089
>not having both you and your friends drink it so you can all lez out together
>not having Luna walk in on the madness and march right over to Dumbledores office, only to find another Luna splayed across his desk with a wand in her butt
>>70871042
>he has a natural dueling talent
Using a spell he learned in second year that leaves enemies able to take him out
>>70871089
>friend drinks it, fuck her
>you drink it, friend fucks you
>drink together and make sweet lesbian love
>wait for it to wear off and go one more time after locking eyes and whispering 'no homo'
>>70868491
>Ayn Rand
>God-Tier
ahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>70871153
Could have all kinds of defensive anti-rape magic too. Like a hex that turns somebody's penis inside out if they touch you while you sleep.
>>70871134
>pluck his hair
>patrificus tortalus
>cover him in an invisiblity cloak
>fuck his girl in front of him
>rub the cum in his face when she falls asleep
>memory charm him
>lmao, have fun raising my kid
Also, if slytherin hates muggles so much they should just rape all the muggle women and make the entire next generation magic, viking style.
>>70870434
Children/teen books before the harry potter poison
>The Odyssey and the Iliad
>The Life and Opinions of the Tomcat Murr
>Frankenstein
>The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
>Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
>A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court
>Kidnapped
>Life with Jeeves
>Steppenwolf
>Lolita
>Animal Farm
>A Member of the Wedding
>Charlotte's Web
>Watership Down
BOOKS AFTER
>The Hunger Games
>The Maze Runner
>Twilight
>Fault in our stars
>Fifty Shades of Grey
>flavor of the year YA #7
>Minecraft survival guide
WHAT the FUCK happened
>>70870965
>>70871089
What if you were fucking some girl for years only to find out it was some dude? Like that one guy from the Netherlands and that Thai whore who turned out to be a man.
>>70871134
So if he cums inside your polyjuice pussy, and you then transform back into your male form. Does the cum stay inside you or does your dick push the cum out as it becomes reinverted during the transformation?
>>70871303
idk man, stay behind after potions class and ask Snape
>>70871296
At that point I would memory charm myself to forget I found out. Would be happier that way.
>>70871276
>Fifty Shades of Grey
I don't think that's a kids book.
>>70871276
Oh come on anon. You know that's bullshit.
>lolita
kek
>>70871324
Imagine all the fucked up shit Snape had to deal with behind the scenes. Kids trying to mix magic viagra and shit, and him having to deal with it.
>>70871296
Mindwipe self and carry on
>>70871303
That's a good question actually, wish Rowling developed those ideas more
>>70871324
I want to get fucked up and bitch about Dumbledore with the half blunt prince.
>>70871303
What happens if you start changing back and there's a dick still inside you?
>>70871339
Have you read it? It makes Captain Underpants seem like a book for adults.
>>70871341
But it's not
Maggoty bread is great.
HOWEVER
Meat's back on the menu boys!
>>70871429
That'd be one embarrassing trip to Madame Pomfrey.
>>70868001
But they aren't evil you blithering idiot.
>>70871434
I mean content wise I don't think a book about BDSM is meant for kids.
It would be extremely painful
HOWEVER
You're a big guy
>>70866764
Who won in the Goblet of Fire?
>ywn be the designated polyjuice slut who gets transformed every night into a beautiful teen girl and railed by multiple studs
JDIMSA
>>70871470
It's 2016, grandad, not 1954
Harry Potter threads are always hilarious.
>>70871488
Nice doubles
HOWEVER
check these trips
>>70871499
Harry and Cedric won jointly
>>70871391
What if transform into hermione (for research purposes) and get a liking for it. So I brew an enormous batch, enough to last months and months.
Can I become pregnant during that time?
Is the baby really mine?
What happens if I forgot my dose and transform back into my original self while 9 months pregnant?
>be wizard
>have fetish for sheep shagging
>tell wife
>she becomes animagus to turn into a sheep for me
>best wife ever
>she tells me her fetish
>I become animagus to turn into a black man
>somebody sees through window
>giant black man fucking a sheep on our bed
Just wizard things
>>70871528
is it because you have the same type of humor a r*dditor would? (ie(in example) dane cook and daniel tosh)
>>70871596
Wizards don't have the BBC, they have giant fetishes
>ywn walk in on your wife being HAGRID'd
>>70871542
House cup not the triwizard cup.
>>70868491
>indistingushable
>but lacking consistency
How does it feel to be illiterate?
Bet it must be nice.
>>>/out/
>>70868001
>house for ambitious people
>common room is literally in the basement
It's all one big joke. They're just the shitter house where the retards like Crabbe and Goyle go.
>>70871596
>animagus to become a black man
>Snape was a complete asshole to Harry for 6 years straight
>He still helped him out if his life was in danger or if Dumbledore made him, but he was a complete asshole to him on his own time
>Really no redeeming qualities about him
>Hey it turns out Snape was only an asshole to Harry because he was jealous that he couldn't have sex with his mom and his dad bullied him in high school
>"He was the bravest man I ever knew"
>Names his kid after him
Fucking awful writing.
>>70871631
Hagrid is literally a half giant, with a human father.
>Hagrids father had a giantess fetish
>Hagrids father was so alpha he cucked the male giants
>>70871643
Hello newshit!
>>70871296
If I was happy with a girl for years then it probably doesn't matter if she's actually a dude.
>>70871696
Women don't understand men at all.
>you will never create a horcrux and let bellatrix lestrange lock you in a cellar and brutally torture and sexually abuse your mortal body over the course of weeks until you feel the ultimate sexual release, the sweet release of death, then reanimating you and repeating the process ad infinitum
>>70871696
>Rubeus Arthur Potter, you were named after two people that actually gave a shit about me out of the goodness of their hearts rather than to use me as a weapon against wizard Hitler or because they wanted to fuck my mom
>>70871696
Did you miss the part where he infiltrated Voldemort's inner circle for years? Lying to the face of a guy who can read your thoughts by looking at you is hard enough, knowing he can kill you at his leisure if he doesn't think up some other, more horrific torture for your first. And he did this for years and years.
HARRY DID YE PUT YER NAME IN THE GABLARAFAR
>>70871826
Just like on my tumblr feed /b/ro!!
simply epic!!
ARRY
>>70871826
>>70871850
You have a tumblr feed.
>>70871596
>implying there are wizards in Wales or New Zealand
>inny turns super-extroverted and stunningly attractive
>actor is capable of portraying neither of these traits
>keep her anyway
Why?
>>70871820
That doesn't matter. Yes Snape was a good espionage spy and helped to defeat Dumbledore, good for him. That does not excuse they way he treated Harry for years on end. Snape was still a dick to Harry for no reason, just because he wasn't literally Hitler doesn't excuse his actions.
>mud blood punches British wizard Billy Idol
OY HERMOINEY THAT WAS FUKING BLOODY BRILLIANT MATE888
Why?
>>70871897
*Ginny
>>70871883
Every potter fan does
We also feel the bern
>>70871986
I wonder if Sanders spends his nights fucking nubile college students with daddy issues
>>70868704
Ravenclaw would grow the best weed and do the most intricate pranks.
>>70872073
HufflePuff is literally led by the herbology professor, they know how to grow the best weed
>>70868491
Am I the only one who thinks this picture is hilarious, literature snobs lack self awareness, they call other fiction readers plebs because of subjective tastes while also wasting time reading worthless shit instead of technical literature which actually requires intelligence to read and contains actual knowledge.
>You could had read *insert prententious shit* in the time you read *insert popular shit*
Well you could had learned medicine, physics, chemistry, etc instead of hoarding books containing nothing of value.
>>70871696
Harry's dad was a huge dick to Snape. Not to mention how much he loved Harry's mother, before James cucked him.
So part of it was just Snape being bitter. I don't blame him for being resentful towards the child of his unrequited love and the guy who bullied you.
>>70872037
He wouldn't do that
>>70872037
I've heard of daddy issues, but never granddaddy issues. Besides, he's 74, he limp yo.
>>70872098
She'd probably spend more time off the clock with Ravenclaw students since they're the only ones smart enough to grasp basic chemistry.
>>70872107
That's a bait list.
>>70872107
I can't stop laughing.
Look at this entry level facebook buff.
>>70870162
Real scholars of literature = unemployed losers who picked the easiest major they could find and pay for their lazyness dearly every time they face the bills
>>70872157
>chemistry
nigga they doing magic
>>70872193
http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB963270836801555352
Explain in great detail why he is wrong. Show us why you know more than him
Man, these movies really did a number on Rupert. He's become so angry and depressed since then.
would you?
>>70872073
Ravenclaw is for straight edge turbo nerds
>>70872202
Li'l Britniggas tryina grow weed doe. How they gonna conjure up good ganja when they can barely turn wood into coal?
>>70872277
He just grew up, anon. Everyone here was happy when they were 12
>>70872188
Is this picture bait? the first examples are objective.
>>70872293
Nerds do all kinds of drugs. Their more habitual questioning of normality lends itself well to experimenting.
>>70872318
Joke's on you, I was depressed at 12 and feel better now than I have since before then.
>>70868491
That pic is the most obvious bait of all time.
>>70872252
I'm not going to read the opinion of some pseudo intellectual, why would I possibly be interested in what he says unless I thought literature is something more than a hobby and that majoring in it means something beyond silent disappointment from your parents.
So what was Rowling trying to convey by having the nerdy loser live a long and bitter life and have the jock bully get the girl?
>>70869412
don't you have a mudblood to harass
>>70872277
GIVE ME THE FUCKING WHORECRUX, HARRY!
>>70872455
Only to people who read.
>>70872455
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>>70868722
how new can you be to fall for this?
>>70872513
but in the end he had a good heart so it all balances out :)
>>70866764
Thanks, but we need to realize how bad this industry is now. For example, Harry Potter was easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the seriesüf only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but itüfs certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>>70872513
That karma is a bitch and that's why she and he both fucking died and their son named his kid after Snape and not his dad.
>>70872559
>call it bait
>lol u fell for me ruse
kys
>>70872511
>some pseudo intellectual
Get off of our art board, /v/
>>70872592
not my ruse and I didn't mean to tag the top one, I'll let you off
>>70872604
What are you going to do? throw your empty wallet at me?
>>70868188
literally the only good thing about /tv/ is the shitposting
>>70872513
Jock grew to be a good person willing to die for his wife and kid while the loser nerd became a militant wizard nazi.
>>70872671
Hurt your feelings about having entry level taste and no cinema skill set
>>70872703
Well maybe Snape wouldn't have grown up to be such a piece of shit if people were nicer to him.
I wonder if Harry's mom was Rowling's self insert.
>>70872565
Snape is also dead and Harry named his first kid after James.
And James Jr is probably already drowning in witch pussy while Harry wishes that Albus Severus weren't his son.
>>70871110
Not her though. Just some russian chick who kinda looks like her.
>>70869965
Get in line bub, she was made for whoopie and I gon get mine nigga
>>70872728
I made myself clear, your shallow snob attitude does not affect me, being an elitist on mindless entertainment is pathetic.
Reconsider your life.
>>70871296
Avada Kedavra is cheaper than a divorce lawyer.
>>70871596
>Animagus to become a black man.
I love these fugging threads
Say what you want about how shallow Rowling's writing is - most of us when we read the books would've LOVED to be in Hogwarts, not in the ordinary world, with magical powers, far far away from our fathers
>>70868001
It's just biased opinions from the Weasleys, it rubbed off on Harry.
Professor Quirrell was from Ravenclaw, and Peter/Wormtail was from Gryffindor.
I can't think of anyone evil coming from based Hufflepuff.
>>70873018
Jokes on you, my dad moved away from me.
>>70870078
Damn I cant keep up with the lingo anymore
>>70873018
yeah no. hogwartz would have been a fucking death camp filled with horny angsty teenagers with powers capable of killing people just because some girl is on her period.
>>70873070
Jokes on both of us, my dad was great, my mom was the one who bailed at 8 years old.
>>70873049
Wasn't Lockhart a hufflepuff?
>>70873083
sideways pussy is asian pussy
>>70873103
I always felt like their wands were limited or cucked in some way to not be able to do that shit.
Then rowling introduces the unforgivable curses or whatever and ruins that for me. What's the point of having magic classes if any 13 year old can potentially just get *super* angry and kill someone with an unforgivable curse
>>70873049
>I can't think of anyone evil coming from based Hufflepuff.
I can't think of anyone relevant coming from Hufflepuff
>>70871276
You just don't know anything about the bulk of old shitty children books because noone talks about them
>>70873129
He was Ravenclaw as well.
But he wasn't really evil, just an egotistical. narcissistic, dick.Also one of my favorite characters.
>>70873160
The qt Tonks.
>>70873117
I'd bail if I was knocked up at 8 too.
>>70873129
I believe he was Ravenclaw.
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>>70873049
Hufflepuff are those who are fair and just. Or something like that - they're not meant to be boring people.
Cedric and Neville are good hufflepuffs, their biggest traits are supposed to be their honest and sense of loyalty
I feel like gryffindors are more about outward actions of bravery and justice, about being proactive and "righting wrongs" no matter how obnoxious, whereas hufflepuffs are about being good people.
>>70873158
Here in America, any 13 year old can potentially get *super* angry and kill someone with a gun. We still live life as normal
>>70873196
Was Tonks ever relevant? Did what, duelled a Deatheater and was beaten?
>>70873158
I had an ak47 with an underfolding stock that fit in my backpack at 14 and managed to not kill anyone.
>>70873222
Gryffindor: White knights
Slytherin: Edgelords
Ravenclaw: Autists and nerds
Hufflepuff: People who actually get shit done
>>70873140
Harry couldn't even get there, he blew it because he spent part of their date talking about how great Hermione was, which triggered her attention whore-ism, made her jealous so she started crying about how Cedric was the best lover she ever had in public to make him feel bad.
>>70873223
they don't train you to use guns and only have gun related courses...
>>70873222
Neville was a Gryffindor
>>70873222
Neville is a griffendor you fuck
>>70873229
She was the quirky hair changing character in a setting already overflowing with quirky characters and whimsy.
>>70870198
Radcliffe has turned to doing indie shit to lose his Harry Potter label, some of it is good though. Horns is OK, and The Young Doctor's Notebook with John Hamm is funny.
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>>70873281
shit, he seemed like a hufflepuff
who is that hufflepuff kid who hangs out and does shit at the battle of hogwarts, then?
>>70873257
lmao, yes they do I took hunters safety at 13 and we shot skeet all the time.
>>70872867
Maybe when you've passed sixth grade and have 1/20th of the cinematic skill set I have i'll remotely listen to your plebeian mongoloid rambling.
>>70873255
Yeah that's how I feel about Gryffonfags, they'd be really edgy like older alter boys or whatever. I went to private school and we had a prefect kind of system and though some of the guys were normal, as soon as they got chosen they walked as if they had a stick up their ass for "the school's values"
>>70873222
Pretty much. Though with traits anyone can have all, a few, or none of those. The founders just wanted to focus on a couple, but a Slytherin can be just and loyal, or a Ravenclaw can be brave and daring, etc.
>>70873229
She married and had a child with one of the best characters.
