after how many pumps would you stop her?
>stop
I wouldn't.
>implying I would stop her
12
i would ask for more
>>70866699
>>70866705
>>70866724
wow you guys are so smart and funny, le reddit imbecils
he was married and it's implied you would be aswell in this situation, you fucks
>>70866677
>not letting her finish
Curb literally DROPPED
>>70866750
So? I wouldn't stop her even if I was married.
>>70866750
>being a literal cuck
How's reddit treating you?
>>70866794
>>70866805
>cheating on your loving wife
it sure is LE EDGY in here
>>70866677
I probably wouldn't be able to cum for a super long time considering how much I've beat off in my life.
She might just even stop on her own 2bh.
>>70866750
>/tv/
>married
kek
>>70866874
As if women won't cheat on you 90% if they even get one chance. Women cheat constantly.
>>70866874
It's not really cheating if it's just a handjob.
>jew
>pump
You can pump something without moving parts.
>>70866929
i masturbate average 3 times a day for more than 20 years now and i would cum in a heartbeat if that redhead goddess as much as even touched my dick
>>70866750
Nothing was implied you chucklefuck.
>>70866954
Also ideas of loyalty mean much less to the contemporary woman.
>>70866929
Have you ever gotten a real Handy? It goes faster than sex or masturbation.
You have literally no control during the whole act and the woman can go much faster than she ever could with a BJ. You can get finished within a couple minutes.
>>70866997
Well yeah that's what I thought dude and then the chick started stroking my dick when we were making out and I remember sensitivity being like 0. Needless to say we didn't fuck and I'm still a virgin.
>>70867013
No not a business handy, it was just an organic one. But yeah I might be able to see what you're saying.
i would knock her the fuck out as soon as she'd even motion her hand towards my dick
>>70866750
Have you seen Cheryl? She's a grade A cunt. If I was Larry in this situation, I'd cheat.
>>70867897
she just needed good dicking which larry couldn't provide, notice how she weren't a cunt anymore after they split
also she was a top shelf tier pussy, no sane man would ever want another woman if he had her waiting for him every single night in a week
>>70867013
A lubed handy is literally the greatest IMO
It's better to me than a BJ or actual sex (and I always cum inside)
>>70868464
>I always cum inside
hey there tony, how are things going
>>70868042
she looks one of those caricatures you can get drawn of you at six flags come to life. she looks like a who from whoville bitch
>>70868561
sure thing buddy
>>70868631
w-who is this?
>>70868631
i'd recognize that tush anywhere!
>stopping
![[blaxploitation music starts playing].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eM5XFy8.jpg "[blaxploitation music starts playing].jpg")
>>70870111
>what you been doin, scroungin around lookin for asses? all under bleachers and shit "oh where is the ass"
>>70868464
Are you circumsized? I am so used to masturbate by only moving the sking that I never thought lube would help it anyhow. (I did with a hand cream and it was meh)
>>70870949
Nope. For whatever reason it's just amazing. Jerking it myself with lube is good too, but an oiled handjob is fucking 10/10 sensation. Cum buckets every time
